109 Extra: The Reliable Hao Se Family (2)
What does a reorganized family of seven mean to a minor junior high school student?
Before the establishment of the new home, Hao Se had a fierce psychological struggle, and after that, he made the following response plan:
1, the daughter-in-law and stepmother stepson tear version
2. The struggle version of the sister-in-law and stepfather and stepsister
3. Lonely and old age version of being helpless and going away from home
4, brave bear children go crazy and unify the martial arts version
However, the reality is ......
Li Qiqi: "Boss, just now Hao's father called back and said that the four parents are going to work overtime today and will come back later." ”
Zhou Duoduo: "They let us cook and eat by ourselves at night. ”
Hao Se slapped the case and said: "Ancestor Banban, these four guys have slipped out to sing karaoke again?! You two are waiting at home, and I will arrest them back!"
"Boss, boss, don't be impatient!" Li Qiqi hugged Hao Se's thigh.
"Don't stop me, if I don't succeed today, I'll be benevolent!" Hauser roared.
Zhou Duoduo let out a long sigh: "Boss, can you beat Dad Hao?"
Hauser: "......"
"Boss, take a step back and open the sky!" Li Qiqi continued to hug Hao Se's thigh.
"Ahem, that ......" Hauser scratched at his hair, "what do you want to eat today?
"Shhhh
Li Qiqi quickly glanced at Zhou Duoduo.
"Boss~~" Zhou Duoduo raised a pure and innocent smile, threw herself into Hao Se's arms, rubbed her eyes, and said coquettishly, "Duoduo is sleepy, Boss will sleep with Duoduo for a while, okay~~"
Hao Se's two eyes immediately bent into two crescents: "But, the boss still has to cook—"
"Boss, don't worry, leave everything to me!" Li Qiqi puffed up his chest.
"Duoduo is sleepy......" Zhou Duoduo said softly.
"Okay, Sister Duoduo is sleeping!" Hao Sexi smiled and hugged the little Lori back to the bedroom.
Zhou Duoduo, who was lying on Hao Se's shoulder, and Li Qiqi, who was standing at the door of the kitchen, took a long breath at the same time.
*
"So, what song do you want to listen to today?" asked Hao Se with his eyes crooked, holding Duoduo's rabbit pillow.
Zhou Duoduo's face turned blue: "Boss, why don't we tell a story today." ”
"How boring it is to tell a story, of course, to coax Duoduo to sleep depends on the singing voice of the boss's natural voice!" Hao Se smiled proudly and opened his mouth to come, "The sea laughs, the tide on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs with the waves are unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight, the end of the world and the cape...... Eh, Duoduo, are you asleep?"
On the pink bed, the flowers were shrunk in the quilt, and the soft little face was flushed, sleeping like an angel.
Hao Se looked proud: "Sure enough, I inherited my father's music cells!"
With that, he slipped out of bed and tiptoed out of the bedroom.
Zhou Duoduo carefully opened one eye and took a look, wiping a handful of cold sweat on the back of his neck: "The music cell of the boss is really exactly the same as Hao's father, and he sings badly......"
*
In the kitchen, the thin and small Li Qiqi stood on the bench, struggling with the onions, ginger and garlic.
"Qi Qi, the boss is here to help!" Hao Se rushed in with excitement and shouted.
Li Qiqi shuddered and almost threw the stir-fry shovel out.
"Boss, boss, I really don't need to help, I'll do it alone......"
"What are you going to do? Pour the greens into the pot! I'll come!" Hao Se swept the two times, and immediately happily grabbed the greens from the basin of water, and threw them into the hot oil pan with a bang.
The movements were so agile that Li Qiqi didn't even have time to say a word.
"Sting!"
The entire kitchen was immediately enveloped in smoke and fire.
"Damn!!" exclaimed Hauser, scooping a basin of water with his backhand and pouring it into the pot.
"Stop!" Li Qiqi let out the most powerful roar in his life, kicked Hao Se out of the kitchen, quickly turned off the fire, covered the pot, and extinguished the fire.
"It's my brother Hao Se, it's really in danger, hahaha!" Hao Se laughed dryly, grabbed his hair and fled the scene.
Li Qiqi looked shocked, and wiped a cold sweat from his head: "The boss's cooking skills are even better than Hao's mother......"
*
"Boss, do you know it's wrong?" Zhou Duoduo hugged his towel rabbit and sat opposite Hao Se angrily, his little face tense.
"Haha...... That one...... I used to see my mother stir-fry like this......" Hausel tried to defend himself.
"Boss, this is too dangerous!" Li Qiqi frowned, his face full of anger.
"I'm sorry......" Hausel was embarrassed.
Li Qiqi and Zhou Duoduo glanced at each other, and at the same time sighed.
"Forget it, knowing that mistakes can be corrected is a good child. Zhou Duoduo patted Hao Se's head.
"Let's eat. Li Qiqi shook his head and set up chopsticks for Hao Se and Zhou Duoduo.
"Hehe...... Hao Se immediately smiled and began to pick up rice, and gave Li Qiqi and Zhou Duoduo vegetables, "Come on, Qi Qi, eat more carrots, it's good for your eyes, Duoduo, eat more coriander, it's good for your body, and the rest of the meat, it's not good to eat too much, the boss will be embarrassed, eat them all!"
Li Qiqi looked at the carrots in the bowl, Zhou Duoduo stared at the coriander in the bowl, and the two looked at the braised pork in Hao Se's bowl at the same time.
"Duoduo also wants to eat meat!"
"Boss, you're deceiving people too much!"
"Wow Ka Ka Ka, the meat is all mine!"
One big one, one middle school and one small are fighting on the sofa.
"Kids, we're back!"
"Today is the 100th anniversary of the establishment of the new home!"
"We brought back a surprise!"
"It's your favorite cake!"
The door suddenly opened, and Hao's father and Li's mother, Zhou's father and Hao's mother rushed in with large bags and small bags, shouting loudly.
Time stands still for a moment.
Hao Se was lying on the sofa obliquely, holding the meat bowl in one hand and Li Qiqi's cheeks in the other; Li Qiqi stepped on the sofa with one foot and desperately grabbed Hao Se's meat bowl with the other; Duoduo hung upside down on Hao Se's lap, biting Hao Se's socks in his mouth, in short, the battle was intractable.
Seven pairs of eyes, big eyes, small eyes, and three white eyes stared at each other.
"Cersei...... "Hao Ma and Li Ma suddenly howled, pounced on them and hugged Hao Se, "You are so good, you have finally learned to cook!"
"Huh?" Haute twitched.
"Great! Our Qi Qi can finally fight like a man!" Dad Hao lifted Zhou Qiqi up to the ceiling and cheered in a circle.
"......" Li Qiqi's eyelids twitched.
"Great, Duoduo, you can finally bite!" Father Zhou hugged Zhou Duoduo and pouted on Duoduo's face.
Zhou Duoduo's face was squeezed out of shape, and the corners of her mouth trembled faintly.
The three babies glanced at each other, and at the same time saw the same message in their eyes:
Comrades, the future is worrying!
*
Time flies, and the white horse flies.
Hao Se's family of seven spent five years safely in this unreliable and comical atmosphere.
In the past five years, Li Qiqi has been successfully promoted from a primary school student to the junior high school of the city's No. 2 Middle School, and the porcelain doll's Xiao Zhengtai has been stretched and elongated, turning into a beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth.
Zhou Duoduo, who was promoted to primary school, quickly occupied the throne of the school flower of the primary school, with a soft voice and big eyes, quickly swept a group of Zhengtai into the ministers.
And Comrade Hao Se, the boss of the two, in addition to becoming a sophomore dog who is tired and tired every day, the ancestral three-eyed gene of the Hao family has been carried forward on his body, and it seems that Hao Se is becoming more and more fierce and fierce, and I don't know why, he also inexplicably won the nickname of "White-eyed Wolf in the Second Middle School".
*
During the lunch break, the sun was just right.
The afternoon breeze lifted the pure white curtains on the windows, reflecting the overlapping of light and shadow.
The legendary "White-eyed Wolf of the Second Middle School" was sleeping dimly on the desk at this time, with a red cross of the math paper under his head, wet from saliva, and the red pen handwriting was printed on his cheeks.
"Wow, did you see that?"
"See, see, see!"
"The little boy who is newly promoted to Class A in the first year of junior high school is so beautiful!"
"The little girls in junior high school are crazy!"
"Don't talk about those little girls, our sisters feel itchy when they see it!"
"The name is also very nice!"
"I heard it's called Li Qiqi!"
"Hao Se, Hao Se, have you gone to see it?!"
While discussing excitedly, the girls in the same class gathered around Hao Se and chattered.
Hao Se's eyelids moved, he raised his eyes to glance, turned his head, and continued to sleep: "Cut! It's just a little ghost......
"Ah, Hao Se, that's no ordinary imp!"
"That Li Qiqi is so good-looking, in a few years, he will definitely be a handsome guy!"
"Yes, yes!"
The girls started chattering again.
Hauser pulled out the math paper and put it on his head.
All the girls showed a disdainful expression of "Hao Se, you really don't know how to appreciate".
"Oh no, no, no!"
Suddenly, a girl rushed in in a hurry and shouted, "Li Qiqi is in big trouble!"
Hao Se's three white eyes suddenly opened under the scroll, and the fierce light was shining.
"What's the trouble?!"
"Those thorns in the third year of junior high school took Li Qiqi away!"
"It's those few gangsters who were suspended from school for two months after fighting, and then came back to school?!"
"That's them!"
"it!"
There was a loud shout, and a gust of wind passed in front of everyone's eyes, and Hao Se's desk was already empty, except for a pile of math papers fluttering silently in the sun.
The girls looked at Hao Se's back who rushed out of the door in a daze, and looked at each other.
"That's Hao Se who just ran out?"
"Wow, I suddenly feel that Hao Se is a little handsome!"
"So Hao Se is going to save the little handsome guy?"
"Oh oh oh!
*
No. 2 Middle School, the northeast corner of the first floor of the old building, abandoned men's toilet.
Li Qiqi looked at the four bad teenagers around him, frowned, and sighed secretly.
"Your name is Li Qiqi, right? I heard you're very arrogant!" said Bad No. 1 squinted.
"Boy, you're new here, and we senior brothers should also teach you the rules of life!"
"You are a first-year boy, don't be too arrogant!" Bad No. 3 snorted around Li Qiqi.
"If you know each other, just admit your mistake to our eldest brother in the third year of junior high school, and walk around when we see us in the future, otherwise, I will teach you to be a new person in minutes!"
"Three senior brothers. Li Qiqi shook his head and said slowly, "First, I have never been arrogant, second, I don't need others to teach me how to behave, third, the campus is a public place, I don't need to walk around you, and fourth, the triangular ruler in your hand is a public good and should be returned to the teacher." ”
There was an eerie silence.
Bad one, two, three, and four looked at the thin and weak beautiful boy opposite, and the green tendons on his head jumped faintly.
"Brothers, this kid has a hard mouth!"
"What to do?!"
"Kill him!"
"Up!"
As he spoke, the four of them rushed up and punched Li Qiqi in the face.
"Wow!"
Suddenly, a basin of cold water suddenly poured from behind the four people, and immediately splashed the four into soup chickens.
"Who?!"
"Who dares to care about the affairs of our junior high master?!"
Bad one, two, three, four, turned around and roared.
But when I saw the people splashing the water, the four of them suddenly looked like ducks with their tongues pulled out, and they didn't move.
A tall figure, leaning obliquely against the mottled wall, shaking the basin in his hand for a while, the sun was shining behind him, and the figure of this person was extremely tall.
With neat short hair, a smiling expression, and a pair of majestic three white eyes, the whole thing is like a hungry wolf coming out of the mountain, which is terrifying.
"The uncle of the third year of junior high school?" Hao Se stepped forward and knocked on the door of the bad No. 1 head, "The junior high school ghost who hasn't grown all the hair, what kind of uncle do you call yourself?!"
"Hit someone with a triangular ruler, and you're not afraid of retribution for math problems in the future?!" Hausel snatched the triangular ruler from the hand of Bad Four.
"Don't think that a few cruel words are big brothers, go home and study hard, knowledge can change fate!"
Hao Se buckled the basin on the head of the bad No. 3, walked up to Li Qiqi, crossed his hands on his waist, and raised his eyes: "It's all scattered for me!"
Bad one, two, three, four quickly retreated, huddled together, and worshipped.
"This, is this the legendary second-middle white-eyed wolf?"
"Wow, it really lives up to its name!"
"Look at the momentum and courage of others! This is the style of the boss!"
"What's that on his face?"
"The big red fork?"
"Ah, is it the scar left by the legendary struggle with the boss of No. 1 Middle School?!"
"What scar?!That's a medal!"
"Medal, you hammer!" Hao Se roared, his face crying and laughing, "Still beeping here, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will hammer you to death now!"
"Ahh
The bad four immediately ran away.
"What's the mess?!" Hao Se grabbed his hair, looked back at Li Qiqi behind him, and sighed.
Li Qiqi stood in place with his head down, his voice like a mosquito humming: "Thank you, boss......"
"Okay, let's go back to class, don't run around, I'll pick you up after school. Hao Se looked helpless and patted Li Qiqi's shoulder.
Li Qiqi nodded, hung his head and left with Hao Se.
And after the two left, a string of heads suddenly popped up in the corner, and they turned out to be Hao Se's companion female classmates.
"See?"
"See!"
"That Li Qiqi is called Boss Hao Se!"
", Hao Se is too ruthless, it's easy for a beautiful boy to come to our school, and he's still Hao Se's little brother?!"
"Sure enough, the legend is true! Hao Se is the only daughter of the gang boss in our city!"
"Wow, no wonder, look at Hao Se's momentum just now, it's really a little handsome!"
"I'm turning a fan!"
"Me too!"
"Especially when Hao Se and Li Qiqi were talking, that picture, tsk tsk......"
"It's really impressive!"
"Oh, hehe, hehe-"
Ahem - so, this fact fully proves that the so-called legends and rumors are nonsense!
*
"Forehead ......"
Hao Se sat at his desk with his arms crossed, staring directly at the math workbook on the table, looking at the dazzling curves and straight lines on it, and his brow furrowed.
"Okay, let's start working on the question!" Hao Se's eyes flashed, grabbed the pen, and lay on the roll, "Let me see, what is the definition domain of the function f(x), and I am satisfied with what is there, and what is there, and find the value range of x...... Ahh
Hao Se went crazy and took two quick breaths: "Calm down, take a deep breath, why don't you let me want to see the answer - the answer to the answer...... Damn, what the hell is this!"
Hao Sesan's eyes were violent, staring at the huge word "omitted" on the answer, and he was completely irritable.
"Mathematics, the pain of my life!" Hausel grabbed his hair and lay on the table.
"Knock knock. ”
There was a knock at the door.
Hao Se sat up straight, quickly straightened his hair, showed a standard smile, and turned around: "Come in." ”
The door creaked open, and Li Qiqi and Zhou Duoduo walked in with worried faces.
"What's wrong?" Hausel wondered, "so unmotivated on the first day of school?"
"Boss!" Li Qiqi raised his head suddenly, his eyes flashing at him, "Ask the boss to teach me, how can I be as manly as the boss!"
"Huh?!" Hao Se glared.
"Ask the boss to teach me, how can I get rid of those stinky boys!" Zhou Duoduo also shouted.
"Huh!!" Hauser twitched.
"I, Li Qiqi, am a man, I have to protect my two mothers in the future, I want to protect my sister, and I have to protect my boss, I want to be manly!" Li Qiqi expressed his determination.
"Duoduo annoyed those boys, and they sent candy and pictures, so that I and other female classmates couldn't do their homework properly!" Zhou Duoduo was indignant.
Hao Se's face twitched faintly.
Hey, I'm a girl!
Even if I look more jade and the wind, then I am also a handsome girl......
It's a pity that Hao Se's female awakening at this moment was wiped out by the pleading of a beautiful boy and a beautiful girl in front of her in the next moment.
"Boss, help us!"
Li Qiqi's eyebrows are picturesque, and Zhou Duoduo's face is like peach blossoms.
I'm the boss!
I can't let them down!
"Don't worry, leave it to the boss!" Hao Se patted his chest, frowned and thought about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, "Actually, the problem between the two of you is simply a problem!"
"Huh?" the two were stunned.
"Qi Qi, you need to learn masculinity, Duoduo, you can also learn together, so that when you have masculinity, those boys will naturally not look for you!" Hao Se hammered his palm.
Li Qiqi and Zhou Duoduo suddenly realized: "Then how can you be as manly as the boss?"
"Well...... Hao Se scratched his hair, "This one is more troublesome, my appearance and temperament are naturally ......"
The two little ones on the opposite side were suddenly mourned.
"Still, there's a trick!" Hao Se clapped his hands.
"What's the trick?!" the two eyes lit up.
"Imitation!" said Hauser, holding up a finger.
"Imitation?"
"Yes! Imitate the classics!" Hao Se smiled, took out a large roll of posters from under the bed, and spread them in front of the two of them one by one, holding his cheeks in a shape, "See, this is a classic!"
Li Qiqi and Zhou Duoduo looked at the row of handsome guys with different shapes on the poster, and their eyes gradually lit up.
On the poster, the three big characters of "Crazy Boy" shine brightly in the light.
"The so-called masculinity is to stand obliquely and handsome, sit with feet and momentum, walk with the wind and bite the toothpick, eyes like electricity, eyebrows like a sword, hair like oil, plus a little bit of your own play, absolutely handsome and crack the sky!"
Hao Se raised his arms and shouted.
"The boss is mighty!" Li Qiqi and Zhou Duoduo applauded warmly.
"Then, from tomorrow onwards, you will follow the boss, learn from the classics, and pay tribute to the classics!" Hao Se issued a call, "The boss will definitely help you cultivate manhood!"
"Good!" the two cheered, and they high-fived Hauser in mid-air.
Outside the door of Hauser's room, four parents lined up with glasses on the door, eavesdropping with relish.
"Cersei really deserves to be the boss of our family, he really depends on it!"
"That's it, but it's the descendant of our old Hao family!"
"Boom, when I think I'm going to college soon, I think I'm ...... I can't bear it......"
"Xiao Li, don't cry, as soon as you cry, I want to cry too...... You say, if you start a family in the future......"
"Lao Zhou, don't say it, I can't stand it just thinking about it, ......"
"Alas, the eldest woman can't keep it, Cersei will get married sooner or later......"
“……”
"Why do you feel weird?"
"Marry - this ......"
"Why do I always feel like I'm going to marry someone?"
"Yes, how can we marry such a handsome Cersei, we must marry a son-in-law and come back!"
"That's right, yes, marry a son-in-law and come back!"
"Wow Ka Ka Ka, so that we have a family of eight!"
"Good idea, that's it!"
So......
Let's observe a three-second silence in memory of someone who was hundreds of years ago...... 166 Reading Network