Volume 1 Floating River Crossing Chapter 135 Calling Baba Sooner You Wouldn't It Be Fine
"Morning, are you staying for dinner?"
After Tong Mu's coffin was smashed down, he felt comfortable and in a much better mood, so he talked with the elders of the God Sect below.
The old men who were watching everything in a daze were screamed by him, and they shuddered in unison, and they were almost sent away by him.
"Little friend, it's all a misunderstanding, we're lost, let's go!"
"Niu Xianshi's miraculous skills are world-famous, he is really a masterpiece of the world, we will say goodbye~!"
"Little brother, I still have a beautiful family in my family and have never been out of the pavilion, if you are interested, I will send someone to you when you go back, there is something at home, go first!"
Everyone was gossiping, and when they saw that one of the two leaders was pressed into a pie and the other was wrapped into a dumpling, they were extremely flustered and were about to run away.
Moreover, since entering the formation, they have fallen into a strange circle, obviously their own strength is much higher than that of a group of ghost generals, but the battle is not like that, not only the loss of soldiers and the loss of generals, but also let the people behind them pout their eyes with all kinds of strange weapons, and they are already covered with injuries in a short time.
They were very strange in their hearts, this kid was only a teenager, how could he invite so many ghost clan masters to help, it seemed that the entire greedy city had almost been emptied, and they would not have thought that the young man in front of him was already the co-owner of the eight cities of the ghost domain, and he would go to the legendary ghost domain to take office in the near future.
These people know in their hearts that if they continue to fight like this, even if they don't die, they are afraid that the remaining half of their lives can only be spent in bed.
After less than an hour of fighting, they were exhausted and on the verge of collapse.
A few of the old men even couldn't laugh or cry, because they didn't know when, someone threw Alicorns on their beards. The beast was so powerful that it ran through their ears and noses into their bodies and raged in their heads.
Although these first-order demon beasts would not hurt their souls, they could not stop at all when they wreaked havoc on such a large scale. This Tianjiao ant belongs to the kind of existence that makes the immortal and the diaphragm should be the dead, these people are all old, how can they stand this.
At that moment, an old man was pumping his face with both hands, and he had no intention of stopping, he wept and looked at the ghost general beside him, knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, begging him to take the ant out of his head.
Tong Mu glanced at the group of elders below in surprise, and said, "What are you doing? It seems that the lack of blood and qi in the body has caused the abnormality of the body. The little ones help them heal well!"
"You ......"
How could the elders not hear the meaning of the other party's words, and suddenly their minds were full of evil fire.
"Butter dog, you have to think clearly, we are all elders of the Suspense God Sect, you have already killed one, and the divine envoy from the sky has also been imprisoned by you, are you going to become the public enemy of the Alliance of Nations~!" An elder named Fang Yu shouted angrily, and his voice spread throughout the audience.
Inside the large array, it suddenly became a little quiet, and only the wails of the night running in hell could be heard.
"Yes, you are all elders of the Suspense God Cult. Tong Mu scratched his head suddenly realized, clapped his hands and said happily:
"Little Senior Sister, shoot him like a fool with a brick!"
The little witch of Wu Qiao needs to think about what Tong Mu said through her brain, so she picked up the gray bricks and slapped it.
"Ghost Phantom, where is the ghost ghost!" Kiriki shouted excitedly.
"This ...... Well...... Here......"
The ghost ghost's mouth was full of black food, and she didn't seem to have taken part in the battle, but took advantage of the chaos to wander among the old men, and later found something black in an old man's hexagram.
After tasting it, it was quite delicious, so I ate it by myself.
"Just know how to eat! What about your cactus, find another old man and make him a fool!"
The ghost ghost looked at the black thing with some reluctance, but still obeyed Kirill's order, slowly walked to an old man, and said:
"I stole your things, and if you go out and talk nonsense, it won't be easy for me to steal other people's things in the future. So, I'm going to shoot you like a fool, I'm so sorry!"
With that, she pulled the huge orange object from her back and muttered, "This is obviously a pineapple." ”
Clang~!
Then she dragged the old man into the distance.
When the elders saw this scene, their faces couldn't help but change greatly, and one wanted to resist, but they were immediately bombarded into several pieces of minced meat by the large array led by Tong Mu, which frightened everyone stunned.
Tong Mu also looked remorseful, and said: "Don't move, as soon as you move, my hands will tremble, and if I shake with one hand, I will lose a lot of money." ”
Zhao Tianhe, a seventh-order cultivator on the side, looked angry and shouted: "Little trash, what are you going to do." You can't kill me, you can kill me!"
Tong Mu smiled slightly, and said: "Then what's the matter, I don't want to kill you, I just want to humiliate you......"
He looked at the idle and bored people in the Five Elements Array around him, as if he had seen a baby, and was extremely surprised: "What are you little fools doing, go up and beat him, don't let this person be idle, otherwise he likes to chatter!"
A group of Chongsheng Lin disciples immediately smiled and rushed forward......
For a while, the ghost cried and the wolf howled, and after Tong Mu escaped and created a hell on earth, he sat cross-legged on the giant coffin with satisfaction, and seemed to be very proud of his behavior in directing the country.
Half an hour later, two old men with crooked mouths and eyes were lying on the ground, Tong Mu approached with his backhand, looked at the two people with strange brains, and said in surprise: "If you don't die like this, this Suspense God Sect does have something commendable!"
He beckoned to the two of them, and learned from Cuihua to snort twice, called the demented-looking Cuihua over, and instructed, "Cuihua, you take these two silly Hanhans, and pull these two Tie Hanhans, who are about to die, to go to the Suspense God Sect." ”
"Huh?"
Cuihua's demented expression became more serious, and even her head was a little crooked, it looked at Tong Mu, and then at the two people whose heads had been patted out of shape, very puzzled. The picture is broadcast all over the world
"What's wrong with you, have you been infected by the black catalpa tree?" the corners of Tong Mu's eyes twitched, and explained:
"I went to them to ask for money, and I said that these people broke into the heavenly family by mistake and suffered a nine-day stone punishment, and the heavenly family was merciful and didn't like to kill people, so let them use the money to ransom people!"
"Hmph~!Hmph~!" Cuihua suddenly realized and jumped up happily.
"You don't need to ask for too much money, just hand over the suspense magic cheats, and just pay us a high-grade magic crystal or equivalent materials. Tong Mu thought to himself and muttered to himself.
"Hmph~Hmph!"
When Cuihua heard this number, the pig's head was the same as a chicken pecking rice, and the meaning was obvious.
In particular, the amount of compensation agreed to Tongmu.
"You take these two Han Han in the back, they are responsible for passing the word, if the other party tries to kill, you drag them away, if the other party is particularly strong, you leave the two of them on their backs!"
"Hmph~!lulu~!"
Cuihua was even more satisfied with this suggestion, and a smile appeared on the pig's face.
"I said I shouldn't have provoked you, but the old man just wouldn't listen!" An elder named Hu Ziyu had a look of remorse on his face, he seemed to be really reluctant to come, from the beginning, he walked at the end of the crowd, and he didn't start the battle just now.
"Hmm, this elder, I see that your Yin Hall is black, and there will definitely be a bloody disaster in the near future, let Xiaoyou take a look, maybe it will be resolved." Tong Mu smiled with his eyebrows, walked over slowly, and looked at the other party's face carefully.
The old man was flustered by his eyes, but he didn't dare to retreat, gritting his teeth and not moving.
"Old gentleman, your helmet looks very individual, if I meet you on the street, I want to grab it and bring it myself, where did you buy this thing?" Tong Mu looked at the metal thing on the top of the old man's head curiously, very interested.
"Uh...... Little friend, this is the old man's family spell...... Heavenly horns, if they are forcibly removed, they will definitely bleed and die!"
"Hmm~!You have a bloody plague and a big chest!" Tong Mu said affirmatively.
The old man's face seemed to darken a little again, and he hesitated: "Although it is a technique that is not passed down by the family, if the little friend is interested, the old man is willing to teach it, and I believe that in less than five years, he will be able to condense this heavenly horn......"
"In this way, swearing allegiance to me to the god of the sycamore seems to be able to resolve ......," Kirimu said with great certainty.
"Hu Ziyu, I am willing to be a slave for the rest of my life, and I will die calmly for my little friend......" The old man did not hesitate, and said loudly, the sound shook the world.
"Yes, you were very witty when you were young!" Kirimu was very satisfied with his performance, patted him on the shoulder, and with a wave of his big hand, let people take him down.
The rest of the elders watched in amazement as the two of them came and went, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped in their hearts.
"Damn, this is too unavailable!"
Thinking about it, a few people still stepped forward and wanted to swear allegiance, but they were directly slapped back by the ghost arranged by Kiritsu with a big cactus.
"You also have horns on your heads, don't come out to beg for a beating if you don't have that ability!" Tong Mu scolded these people like a grandfather reprimanding his grandson.
"Big brother, I know the astrological technique, and I can predict the direction of the following cultivators...... In addition, I, Xie Xu Kun, am willing to cooperate with the eighteen members of the family to be loyal to the eldest brother, if there is any dissent, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!"
The white-bearded old man, who had been knocked to the ground, shouted excitedly.
"What, you will position? No wonder, I see that you are born with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, you must be very capable, come, bring it down!" Tong Mu was a little hot and excited, took out a fan and kept fanning himself.
"Father, the child has learned a Jiuyang pill recipe, and can refine the pill below the seventh order, although the father may not be able to see it, but the child's fist and filial piety can learn from the sun and the moon, please father don't abandon the child!"
Another white-haired old man knelt on the ground, tears streaming down his face, which was very moving.
This time, it was Tongmu's turn to be dumbfounded, he was stunned for a while, trembling his hands, gently stepped forward to help the other party up, and said excitedly:
"The filial piety of the son is great to respect the relatives, the heart of my son, and the relatives are also. Husband filial piety, the scriptures of the sky, the righteousness of the earth, forget my son's filial piety, swear Wutong, three times a day, and serve the father to raise ......"
"Nuo~!Today, Xue Gongyuan swears Wutong Heavenly Maiden, into the filial piety, out of the sorrow, although the world is wide, feed the servant, if you swear for this, people and gods will be punished!"
"It turns out that Nima's name is Xue Gongyuan, and he speaks in a crepe-like manner, he is really good-looking, I like it!" Tong Mu secretly admired in his heart, and then asked people to bring him down.
There were more and more people who came to defect, but he was not very proud, so he beat these people back.
"It's all collected, how can you blackmail people's money, get out of here, get away~!"
Tong Mu shouted angrily, and these people who failed to defect retreated stupidly.
Tong Mu was satisfied and ready to call it a day, but at this moment, an old man in the rear caught his attention.
"Old man, what's your name?" Tong Mu felt an unprecedented aura from the old man, and asked curiously.
The old man was speechless.
"The black clouds are overpowering, the mountain rain is coming, and the old gentleman wants to regret Kunlun with one hand?" Tong Mu saw that the other party ignored him at all, and he actually raised a trace of awe for this backbone guy, looked the other party up and down, and changed his mouth to call him the old man.
The old man was still speechless.
At this time, Baili Bei on the side suddenly stepped forward and set off a monstrous wave in Tong Mu's heart with a bland sentence that could not be bland and could not be blunt: "Hanging heart sea abandonment, Tang Teng has not won!"