Fifty-eight times relatives visited, their identities were broken, and they were treated with no face

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"Big Aunt", officially called: menstruation. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

Commonly known as: moon affairs, moon water, moon letters, see red, etc.;

The old saying is also known as: Kwai water.

When this "relative" visits, he must treat him with the highest courtesy, and if you are careless, and annoy the "great aunt", you will definitely be unable to survive and die.

That's right!

"You can't survive and you can't die" is Hao Se's personal feeling at this time.

The brain is swollen and painful, the eyes are black, the nausea is nauseated, the whole body is cold, the muscles are spasmed, the whole body is out of strength, and there seems to be a 100,000-horsepower meat grinder in the lower abdomen running rapidly, stirring and tearing, and the pain is unbearable.

I can't figure it out this time, I'm really going to hang up!

Hauser almost looked up to the sky and roared.

And Wen Jingmo and Corpse Tianqing, who were beside Hao Se, were even more shocked.

"Why so much blood?!" Wen Jingmo yelled.

"Arthur, Arthur, are you injured, where are you injured?"

As he spoke, he grabbed Hause's trouser belt and pulled it down.

I'm going to have a big slot!

Hao Se's consciousness that had been drifting away instantly returned, grabbed his pants, and shouted, "Stop...... Let go of Lao Tzu's pants......"

But this shout was weak, and Wen Jingmo and Corpse Tianqing were even more heartbroken.

"Hao Se, let's check the wound!" Wen Jingmo raised his eyebrows and joined the army of trouser pullers

Hao Se's pants suddenly slipped an inch, and he was about to be innocent.

"Stop!" Hao Se tugged at his pants desperately, almost collapsing, "Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu - it's just—it's just, Auntie, Mom is here!"

The two of them flanked each other.

"Great-aunt?" Wen Jingmo was stunned.

"Who?" said the corpse's eyes were round.

Hao Se closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and squeezed out a voice between his teeth: "It's the monthly letter, the monthly affair, and the menstrual holiday! Kwai Shui! Kwai Shui always understands!"

"Kwai Shui!" Wen Jingmo was suddenly startled and took a step back.

Corpse Tianqing froze, and his hands were still holding Hao Se's pants unremittingly.

Hao Se's eyes turned to Corpse Tianqing one by one, and his face was hideous: "Brother Corpse, don't tell me...... You don't know what Aoi Shui is......

Corpse Tianqing's eyes moved towards Hao Se frame by frame, and said stiffly: "Man...... There will also be ...... Aoi water?"

Wen Jingmo suddenly glared at the corpse Tianqing, with an expression that was about to spurt blood.

Hao Sesan's white eyes suddenly burst out, his head was full of black lines, his face twitched wildly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "When did Lao Tzu say that I was a man?"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes suddenly rounded.

The corners of Wen Jingmo's eyes twitched violently.

Hao Se took a breath, slowly moved his arm up, and slapped his chest as flat as an airport: "Lao Tzu is a handsome and dashing jade tree and a graceful beauty!"

[Big beauty-beauty-beauty-beauty--woman-ah-ah-ah-]

Loud echoes echoed through the valley...... Reverberate......

Wen Jingmo's pale face trembled wildly, and he slowly turned his gaze to Corpse Tianqing.

But seeing the corpse supporting Hao Se, Tianqing, his face was white and yellow, his eyes were empty, like two black holes, the void was distorted, bottomless, his blue and white lips trembled slightly, and suddenly, the Adam's apple rolled, and a mouthful of blood flew out with a pop, like a fountain sprinkled into the air-

The mountains and forests are dense and the caves are hidden, and the fire is burning to warm the heart;

The scholar worked hard, just because of the two wastes in front of him.

In the deep valley, on the side of the steep cliff, a cave is hidden, the entrance of the cave is shaded by green trees, and the cave faintly flashes flames.

Wen Jingmo squatted beside the fire at the entrance of the cave, and while adding firewood to the fire, he glanced at the two people in the cave and sighed.

On the left side of the cave, Hao Se was lying on top of a thick pile of leaves, his eyes were closed, his brows were frowned, his buttocks were high, and his hands were covering his belly.

On the right side of the cave, the corpse sat upright in the direction of Hao Se, his eyes were empty, and his face was as stiff as a stone, as if he was looking at Hao Se, and as if he was wandering for nine days, the situation was very strange.

Wen Jingmo let out a long sigh: "Brother Hao...... Ahem, that Hauser, are you feeling better?"

"It's terrible......" Hao Se said weakly, "It's like the Great Wall will never fall, and the body is like a thousand miles of Yellow River ......surging water."

Wen Jingmo pinched his brows, and looked at Corpse Tianqing again: "Brother Corpse, are you better?"

The corpse Tianqing's eyes were dull, and he was in the middle of the machine

Wen Jingmo: "Brother corpse?"

Corpse Tianqing: "......"

Wen Jingmo: "The corpse is clear!"

Corpse Tianqing: "......"

Wen Jingmo closed his eyes for a moment, suddenly got up and walked to the side of Corpse Tianqing, patted Corpse Tianqing on the shoulder, and shouted: "Corpse Tianqing!!"

Corpse Tianqing's body trembled, turned his head in a daze, and looked at Wen Jingmo with a blank face.

Wen Jingmo asked Cangtian speechlessly: "Hao Se is just coming to Kwai Shui, and he is not dead, why do you have an expression of sadness when the sky is falling and the sky is falling?!"

"Kwai and Kwai Shui......" Corpse Tianqing muttered and repeated these two words, suddenly, his body shook, and he suddenly turned his head to look at Hao Se, his eyes burst out, and his eyes trembled, as if the first morning dew was dotted among them, crumbling.

Hey, corpse brother, your expression makes me feel very guilty!

Hauser's head was full of black lines.

Gradually, I saw two traces of red floating on the pale yellow skin of the corpse Tianqing, which quickly spread from his cheeks to his ears, as if the corpse Tianqing's whole person had been cooked.

The next moment, I saw that the corpse Tianqing turned around violently, and his forehead hit the cave with a bang, leaving only a straight back and a pair of red pinna facing Hao Se and Wen Jingmo.

Wen Jingmo: "......"

Hey, corpse brother, your * back is very criminal!

Lao Tzu is bleeding from a broken back now, and the eldest aunt has arrived, so I can't stand such a temptation!

As soon as the messy thoughts came out, Hao Se immediately felt that his stomach hurt even more, and the wound on his back began to brush his presence hotly, and he couldn't help but grin with a hideous expression.

Wen Jingmo glanced at Hao Se from the corner of his eyes, frowned, took out a medicinal herb from his sleeve, squatted on Hao Se's side and said, "Hao Se, this is the medicinal herb that Xiao Sheng just picked, let's stop the bleeding from the sword wound on your back first." ”

"Good, good!" said Hao Se nodded repeatedly.

Wen Jingmo's gaze swept around Hao Se's torn shirt on the back, and he took a breath: "Offended." ”

So saying, he reached out and pulled Hause's rags.

Suddenly, a sallow hand suddenly rushed out and pinched Wen Jingmo's wrist.

It turned out to be the corpse Tianqing who was still facing the wall a second ago.

Wen Jingmo rolled his eyes: "Brother corpse, what do you mean?"

Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se, coughed lightly, lowered his eyes, and his face was slightly red.

Wen Jingmo immediately understood, and couldn't help but jump his eyebrows and shouted: "Corpse Tianqing, when has this happened, do you still have to worry about what kind of male and female defense?"

"Hey, I'll go, it's important to save your life and heal your wounds, don't talk about such details

Hauser howled.

Corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes trembled, raised his eyes, grabbed the herb from Wen Jingmo's hand, and said firmly: "I'll come." ”

Wen Jingmo raised his eyebrows.

Hao Se shouted: "Whoever comes, hurry up, now Lao Tzu's blood is precious and tight, stop the bleeding quickly, don't waste time!"

"Chitake, you turn around. Corpse Tianqing looked straight at Wen Jingmo.

Wen Jingmo's eyes narrowed.

The corpse Tianqing's eyes were cold and cold, his face was calm, and he looked at Wen Jingmo with an uncompromising face.

Wen Jingmo twitched his cheeks and turned his back to Hao Se.

Only then did Corpse Tianqing's expression ease, he took a breath, crushed the herb with the power of his fingers, and slowly peeled off the tattered clothes on Hao Se's back.

With just one glance, the heart went into cardiac arrest for half a beat.

Inside the rotten shirt, the armor that Hao Se was wearing was cut and broken, and a wound more than six inches long was draped across the back, and the flesh on both sides was turned outward, faintly white, because of the immersion, the wound appeared deep and wide, and blood oozed inside.

The only thing to be thankful for is that it didn't hurt the muscles and bones, it should be the skill of the close-fitting armor to protect it, otherwise, the killer's life-threatening sword......

This sword was for Arthur's protection...... Protect yourself from ......

An invisible force clenched Corpse Tianqing's heart tightly, almost making him unable to breathe, and his hand holding the medicine wax trembled slightly.

"What's wrong? It can't be Lao Tzu's back broken!" Hausel exclaimed.

Corpse Tianqing's eyes trembled, he took a light breath, and his voice was soft: "No, it's just a flesh wound, it's okay, just raise it for a few days." ”

As he spoke, he carefully covered the crushed herb juice in his palm on Hao Se's back injury.

The stinging pain in the heart immediately made Hao Se's entire back shrink.

With a pause on the medicated fingers, the hand immediately becomes lighter and faster, like a breeze blowing through the skin, leaving no traces.

"Okay......" After the medicine was applied, the corpse Tianqing withdrew his hand, looked at Hao Se's wound fixedly, and frowned, "It's just that there are no bandages at this time......"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just lie on my stomach. Hao Se gasped frequently.

But this inhale is very bad.

I felt a hot liquid from below rush down, seeping into the trouser legs and dyeing the leaves of the bedding crimson.

The ancestors are boarded!

Hao Se closed his eyes fiercely, eager to stuff his whole head into the pile of leaves, and he was shameless to see Jiangdong's father.

The corpse Tianqing swept his eyes, and his waxy white skin immediately turned red, and he said bitterly: "Arthur, Tianqing will help you change some leaves......

"No!" Hauser suddenly looked up, and his neck tendons jumped and screamed.

Wen Jingmo, who was on the side, turned his head when he heard the sound, and immediately raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Hurry up and change the leaves, do you want to lie on your stomach in the blood!"

"Lao Tzu came by himself

Hao Se shouted with red eyes and a red face, looking like he was going to fight the two of them desperately.

Wen Jingmo and Corpse Tianqing glanced at each other, Wen Jingmo sighed, Corpse Tianqing's eyelids drooped slightly, both turned around and walked to the edge of the cave, picked up two handfuls of leaves that were roasted relatively dry, and placed them on Hao Se's side.

"You two, turn around!" exclaimed Hauser's face.

The two turned silently.

Behind him there was a sound of squeezing, and the sound of Hao Se struggling to suppress his throat.

The corners of Wen Jingmo's eyes twitched, and his face was slightly hot.

Not to mention the corpse Tianqing, it has long been red.

"Okay......"

After a while, Hao Se's dull voice came from behind.

The two of them turned around, but saw that Hao Se had returned to the shape of the earthworm, but there were more crumpled leaves at hand.

"It's burned!" said Hao Se, pointing to the leaves.

Corpse Tianqing immediately picked up the leaves and threw them into the fire.

Hao Se looked at the burned "wreckage", let out a long sigh of relief, and buried his whole head in the pile of leaves.

The corpse Tianqing squatted aside, his face worried.

"Arthur, does your back hurt?"

"It's okay on the back......"

"That's ...... It hurts there?"

"Life is better than death......

Corpse Tianqing's eyebrows were furrowed, and he was at a loss: "Then, what should I do?"

Hauser's head, buried in the pile of leaves, shook.

Corpse Tianqing's brows tightened, and he turned his eyes to look at Wen Jingmo.

Wen Jingmo's forehead jumped: "What are you looking at me doing?!"

The corpse's eyes overflowed with pain and pleading.

"I'll only have superficial medical skills! It's okay to stop bleeding and bandage, this gynecological thing...... It's really ...... There is no ...... involved" Wen Jingmo's face trembled wildly, and his words stammered.

"Clerk...... Hao Se raised his eyes, looked at Wen Jingmo pitifully, and said with a dying breath, "I want to drink brown sugar water......"

"How can this have brown sugar?!" Wen Jingmo glared.

"That'...... Hot water will also do......" Hao Se pouted.

Wen Jingmo's face changed several times, and finally he rushed out of the cave with a black face, and after a while, he came back with a pile of pebbles and a few wide leaves.

Then, the pebbles are piled up in a circle, and the broad leaves are spread in the stone circle to form a "leaf pot", and then a few match-burning branches are picked out from the fire and placed on the outside of the stone circle, and finally, the large leaves are filled with water and poured into the leaf pot.

After a while, the water in the pot was steaming.

Wen Jingmo used a leaf to hold a pool of hot water and handed it to Hao Se: "You can't boil it, you can make do with it, the lake water is very clear, it should be fine."

。 ”

"Clerical student, you are such a genius!" Hausel took the leaves with tears in his eyes and sipped the hot water in one sip, feeling that he had almost regained his life.

But as soon as he moved, he began to surge under his body again.

Hauser glanced at the leaves beneath him and began to scratch at his hair frantically.

"It's not a long-term solution to go on like this, let's find a way to cushion it......" Wen Jingmo said with a twitch on his forehead.

Lao Tzu also knows!

But this barren mountain is uninhabited, where do you let Lao Tzu go to find Hu Shu Baole and Ya Sophie Jieting!

Hao Se stared at Wen Jingmo with an accusatory face.

Wen Jingmo's eyebrows jumped, and he was about to say something, when the corpse Tianqing over there suddenly stood up and walked out of the cave.

Hao Se and Wen Jingmo were both stunned.

After a while, Corpse Tianqing walked in again, but there was an extra white undershirt in his hand.

"Arthur, use this. Corpse Tianqing's cheeks were slightly red, and he handed his underwear to Hao Se.

"Hah?!" Hao Se's eyes widened, he glanced at the neatly folded clothes in front of him, and then looked up at the corpse Tianqing.

The black-clothed young man in front of him had a pale face, but his cheeks were slightly red, and his eyes were as clear as water, which made it impossible to force his eyes.

Make a ...... out of the corpse brother's clothes Do......

no!!

Hao Se immediately had a fever all over his body, his eyes burst, and he waved his hand again and again: "No, no! Brother corpse, you see that this day is dry, cough, it's that cold weather, you have injuries on your body, it's not good if you catch a cold, you should wear this clothes, don't waste it on me, it's too violent!"

Corpse Tianqing paused, shook his head and said, "The injuries on Tianqing's body are no longer harmful......

"How could it be, you almost hung up before!" exclaimed Hauser.

The corpse Tianqing's expression was solemn, and he said in a fixed voice: "Arthur, Tianqing's injury is indeed fine, when he came out of the lake before, he was hit hard by something in the back, and the blood was blocked in the chest, and the muscles and veins were dredged. After that, you only need to recuperate for a while, and you will be able to do the same as before. ”

"Huh?!" Hausel was stunned, "Really?"

Corpse Tianqing nodded.

Hao Se was stunned and looked at Wen Jingmo next to him.

Wen Jingmo also looked surprised: "It's really ...... Do Jiren have their own natural appearance......"

Behind the ......

Hauser swallowed.

Isn't it that when Lao Tzu helped the corpse brother shoot the water, he made a mistake......

Anyway, at that time, the corpse brother really spit out a mouthful of blood......

It can't be such a coincidence, right......

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se's expression change, slowly lowered his eyelashes, put back the underwear in his palm, and said in a low voice: "If Arthur ...... Abandon...... Why don't you ...... with the clothes of a thousand bamboos?"

"I don't want to

Wen Jingmo suddenly shouted.

"I don't dislike it!" Hao Se hurriedly grabbed Corpse Tianqing's wrist.

"Really?" Corpse Tianqing's eyes lit up and he looked at Hao Se.

"Really—" Hauser tried his best to keep his facial muscles within the normal range, but his heart was almost in tears.

What a weird conversation!

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se, and a smile gradually appeared on his face, like a drop of dew in the autumn lotus under the glow, clear and clear, crystal dazzling.

"Tianqing, let's go wash the clothes and bake them for Arthur!"

The young man in black got up neatly and walked out of the cave quickly.

The cave was silent, and only the crackling of firewood could be heard.

Hao Se's expression was blank, and he turned his eyes to Wen Jingmo.

Wen Jingmo pinched his forehead and looked at Hao Se, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Brother corpse...... It's also a way to ......."

Solution: You have a hammer!

Hauser poofed his head into the pile of leaves.

Use the underwear of a stunning beauty to make Lao Tzu's ...... Target......

Lao Tzu wants to agree for Mao?!

Lao Tzu has to agree!

If you don't agree, that guy will definitely want to die again, saying that he is a Tiansha Lone Star, and his filthy body is not worthy, and he shouldn't be what the hell he is......

The question is...... The question is......

That's the corpse brother's underwear!

Can Lao Tzu still marry in this life!

The shame is too explosive!

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