When he returned home, he saw that the house was full of billowing black smoke, the smell of scorching smell floating in the air, his eyes were smoked with tears in the smoke, and he coughed violently, and he was taken aback: "Fire?"

First he hurriedly quit, and then thought that now that the school had ended, what should he do if Murong Lanluo had fainted at home? Hurriedly rushed in, waving his hands vigorously, fortunately, the temperature was not too high except for the smoke...... Then I heard the clatter of spatulas and spoons in the kitchen, and I couldn't help but curse myself for being nervous, Xiao Lanluo must be making poison in the kitchen.

With this kind of smoke at the level of ammonia fire, she can be regarded as a strange flower in the kitchen world.

Rushing into the kitchen with his mouth and nose covered, he opened the window and the pumping machine, although the lenses were this: "What the hell are you doing with this stupid woman!"

The fire coal of the liquefied gas stove was very strong, and the wok was burned red, and two or three black stool-like objects in the pot were frantically emitting black smoke, Murong Lan was at a loss, not knowing how to deal with such a situation, and patronized the side and was stunned.

If you hadn't paid for the renovation of this house, I would have strangled you to death...... Lao Liao quickly closed the gas valve and poured a scoop of water into the pot, and the smoke gradually dissipated.

"Tell me honestly, what new invention was you trying just now?" Lao Liao pulled Murong Lan out and sat on the sofa by himself, looking mighty, like a judge interrogating a prisoner.

"Nothing...... I just want to make something to eat...... "Murong Lanluo leaned against the wall, kept observing Lao Liao, and moved towards the door of the room step by step.

"Stop! I still want to run!" Liao Xuebing shouted violently, scaring Lan Luo into a disgrace.

Rolled up his sleeves and walked in front of murong lanluo and stared at her, and laughed three times strangely, murong lanluo thought he was about to be beaten, and closed his eyes nervously.

Lao Liao grabbed her shoulder with one hand, and gently wiped the black oil smoke from the little girl's nose with the other, "Come with me, go to the kitchen to observe the scene, and see how the master cooks." ”

Murong Lan exhaled dangerously, and said secretly: "I thought that the teacher beast was big." ”

The result was naturally happy, Lao Liao used the remaining raw materials to make a delicious meal, and carefully explained the basic cooking knowledge, how to master the heat, how to be moderate in oil and salt, and how to clean melons and vegetables, so that Murong Lan suddenly opened up and gained a lot of knowledge.

"Today I went to the Chenyang community and met your mother. Lao Liao said lightly.

Hearing this, Murong Lanluo nervously stopped her chopsticks and asked, "Really, my mother didn't say anything bad about me, did she?" Hey, I know, the teacher is scaring me again, I am at home every day for a month, and if I can see her more than three times, it is considered a record, how can the teacher see her as soon as she goes?"

"Your mom has been working for days on end, sleeping at home for a few hours, and she looks haggard and tired. ”

"Really, my mom was caught by the teacher, it's amazing!"

This girl doesn't seem to be worried about her mother at all, Jin Biting is like a xìng version of Murong Lanluo, Murong Lanluo is like a pure version of Jin Biting, the demeanor and tone of the mother and daughter are almost exactly the same, they are all so beautiful.

"Let's stay in my house in the future, don't rush back, the environment of your home is really not so comfortable!"

"I originally planned to live here for a long time, okay? No, yes, old, yes, want, hurry, I, go!" Murong Lanluo said very seriously.

"Okay, whatever you want, you can stay as long as you want. Not only sympathizing with her, Lao Liao also has a deeper meaning in his heart: a little beauty lives by her side, and when the time comes, she can ravage as much as she wants, what a pleasant thing this should be! Just thinking about it can make people bleed more than nosebleeds.

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The next day was to go to school, and Murong Lanluo had already gone to school in advance.

After washing his face and rinsing his mouth, he came downstairs and saw a worn-out bicycle tied to the handrail of the small staircase, with wheels, chains, and parts still complete, and said to himself: "It's you, Harley-Davidson, the successor of the Bentley." ”

Aiming at no one on the left and right, he felt the woodpecker pry into the chain hole.

Pull a few times, get the fourth-generation seat frame out, lightly step on one leg, it feels pretty good to try, from today onwards do not take the bus, hell, rental, it all depends on it. Look at the chain sitting on several layers of rust, the owner must not use it often, the lubricating oil in the bearing has already formed a hard lump.

Fortunately, the tires were still angry, and after a few hard kicks, they swooped out of the corridor, and the chain scraped the roulette wheel to make a very harsh sound, like the sound of a broken garbage can being kicked by a child and rolling on the ground.

The front of the car was also a little loose, or it was really not easy to control if you didn't hold on, a little boy with a schoolbag rushed over from behind, overtook him quickly, and turned around and grimaced: "Uncle, it's time to change your car!"

"I just changed it today!" Liao Xuebing shouted, his childlike heart rose, and he kicked the pedal with both feet, overtaking the child, and laughed: "Uncle's broken car is still faster than you." The sound of the rapid friction and vibration of the chain was several times louder than just now, and the pedestrians on the road looked sideways.

The little boy was very unconvinced, and moved the gearshift placed in the front of the car, and the speed suddenly accelerated, keeping up with Lao Liao again, and the two went back and forth on the road, staging a classic urban street chase scene comparable to a movie.

Unconsciously came to the school, the students were still doing early cāo, Lao Liao cherished his face, and he had long lost the arrogance of the first rì, and rode along the fence to the accounting room shed when he entered the staggered phase, trying to see the lowest point of the possibility that the students had discovered.

But the loud and loud sign sound betrayed him, and was first attacked by several classes of students who were closer to the wall, and when the students saw it, they were immediately surprised and delighted, and cāo didn't do it, put his hands together to his lips and make a trumpet shape, and raised his gong-like voice and shouted: "Look, everyone! Teacher Liao from the second class of the second year is here! He has changed to a new means of transportation!"

One pass ten, ten pass hundred, just over ten seconds, hundreds of students seem to suddenly make an appointment, and like the action of early cāo, with the rhythm of the beat in the radio turned back together, the scene is spectacular, and I saw Liao thief riding a broken bicycle, as if he was caught in public in the car.

"Ahh ”

Murong Lanluo only felt self-conscious, in her heart, Lao Liao was like a father-like existence, now that her father was laughed at, where could she feel good?

The mysteriousness of Liao Xuexue is really a complex of contradictions.

The place in the second class of the second year has already become a sea of joy, Cui Zheng said with a smile: "I said a long time ago, the Bentley the day before must have been lent to him by the kind person, and even Harley was gone, which shows that Mr. Liao is like Wang Xiaoer's New Year, and every year is not as good as a year." ”

Chen Younian was relieved, raised his arms and shouted: "Teacher Liao has finally revealed his true form!" Everyone doesn't have to be polite to him in the future! There are only a few people who are close to Lao Liao, such as Li Yuzhong, Guan Muyun, and Zhou An, who are in a particularly complicated mood.

As soon as his whereabouts were revealed, Lao Liao became very calm, and Suo Xìng rode to the vicinity of the second class of the second year, and everyone laughed again. He just pretended not to see it, it didn't care, and poked his finger and scolded: "Look at you, what kind of system have you become? Do you have a sense of collective honor? Are you responsible for your own health?"

It's okay not to say it, but after saying it, the contrasting humor effect was immediately highlighted, and Cui Zheng rolled on the ground with his stomach in his hands with a smile: "Teacher, you are really a genius......"

After this incident, the students' understanding of Lao Liao has reached a higher level, as long as the three words of Teacher Liao are mentioned in the forum, it immediately becomes the headline on the front page, and the current hottest topic is close to Qiu Daqi.

Four Eyes smiled: "We should all vote for Teacher Liao, he is brilliant." ”

It is said that some good deeds have launched a selection campaign on the Internet: "Choose the NO.1 teacher in your mind." ”

There are seventy or eighty teachers in the school, and almost all the votes are concentrated in Qiu Daqi, Mo Yongtai, Su Bingyun, Liao Xuebing, Song Yuhao, and poor Lu Chengda only has more than ten votes, or he registered multiple accounts to vote for himself, and the organizer said that the top three will be awarded honorary certificates and prizes after the selection.

Liao Xuebing surfed the Internet in the office, and sure enough, he found this activity, and the forum was in a prominent position at the top, "Tulip High School's First Super Teacher Selection Competition", and despised it first, this name is really vulgar, super Yunyun, at first glance, it is used to disgust others.

This was done by a few boring cadres of the student union, probably because of the overnutrition of the brain and the intention to make fun of the teacher. Lao Liao was curious, clicked on it, and the content of the post was sprinkled, voting rules, selection system, selection requirements, jury list, list of selected candidates, photos and profiles of selected teachers, all written in great detail, better than the talent competition on TV.

In order to enliven the relationship between teachers and students in our school, to enhance the friendship between teachers and students, for entertainment and education, for the sake of spoof and boredom, for this fun autumn, please tell each other to family and friends, and let them all participate! Please recommend the homeroom teacher of your class and the teacher to participate in the competition...... Contact email: [email]......@Hotmail[/email]"

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