Chapter 304 The tax officer comes to the door
Now Xiao Peng really doesn't want to receive a call from Du Yulin. Although he still expected him to introduce a good crew to him, he called at this juncture, and he was really afraid that he came for the night pearl.
Sure enough, Du Yulin's first sentence on the phone made Xiao Peng sigh in his heart: "Brother Xiao, your luck is really good, the most expensive stone on the earth has become your private collection." ”
Xiao Peng laughed dryly: "Luck, luck, what instructions does Brother Du have? Don't tell me that someone asked me to take out this stone, I really can't do it." ”
Du Yulin's next sentence made Xiao Peng confused again: "You kid, what do you want? Who wants to ask you for a stone? If someone really wants to find you, I don't care what kind of stone do you want when I do foreign affairs?"
"Uh, then what instructions does Brother Du have for me? The crew introduction is in place?" Xiao Peng's eyes lit up.
Du Yulin coughed dryly: "It was no drama a year ago." It's quite a hassle to find you a crew. ”
"Trouble? Isn't it just recruiting people to drive the boat?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.
Du Yulin said: "The key is that your ship is troublesome! It turned out to be the prince's ship, and the staff on board are all first-class, although it is now your ship, but what if you find some second-in-command crew to drive an accident? In case of a grounding collision or something, it is not your face that will be lost." ”
Xiao Peng covered his face: "Big brother, you are my own big brother! I am just an ordinary person, driving a boat for fun, why did I make such a big trouble? It also involves the national level?"
Du Yulin coughed dryly: "Brother Xiao, eldest brother, I will persuade you to say a few words, it's not right for you to talk like this, let's just talk about it, don't say it to others, strengthen your political consciousness." ”
Xiao Peng was speechless: "。。。。。。 Brother Du, what are you looking for me today? I always feel that I have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace. ”
Du Yulin responded: "Well, in fact, there is really something, and it is not a good thing." And it really has to do with your gems. ”
"Ah, Brother Du, what's going on? Don't go around in circles. You have something to say. Xiao Peng said.
Du Yulin said: "Well, Armand Bourjeva, the chairman of Van Cleef & Arpels, is your friend, right? He claimed in an interview that your gem was picked up in Kangaroo Country, right?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, that's right." Xiao Peng couldn't figure it out, what does this have to do with Armand?" "Don't tell me that the Kangaroo Kingdom said that this stone is theirs, then it will be shameless! Fools know that whoever picks up this thing is whoever!"
Du Yulin coughed dryly: "Of course, they are not so shameless. But...... Speaking of this, Du Yulin dragged out a long speech.
", Brother Du, don't go around in circles, what are they going to do?" Xiao Peng asked anxiously.
"They said they want you to pay taxes!" Du Yulin gave the answer.
"Huh?" Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the Kangaroo Kingdom to come up with such a reason.
Du Yulin said: "The kangaroo country said that you carried a valuable meteorite out of the customs, but did not file a tax return, and this meteorite was found from the territory of their country, which is part of the products you consume from their country." Taxable. Otherwise, you will be prosecuted for smuggling. ”
"Poof!" Xiao Peng sprayed, could this person be more shameless?
"Brother Du, are they crazy about money?" Xiao Peng was completely speechless: "That's a stone! Who knows if that thing is worth a lot of money? They want a fart tax? Damn, I pooped a lot of with them, do I still have to ask them for money? What if it becomes a fossil in the future?"
Du Yulin smiled bitterly: "Who says it's not? This thing is so ridiculous, but their tax officials are so ridiculous, they have already sent an official letter, and according to the time, they will come to me in two hours." When the time comes, I'm going to take him to you, and you have to know what to do. ”
"Okay, let him come, I'd like to see what this shameless guy looks like. Xiao Peng smiled angrily.
Hung up the phone, everyone was busy asking what was going on, Xiao Peng told everyone about the matter, and made everyone happy, it's really strange that there are many things every year, especially this year. Any kind of bastard can come out.
Yang Mengle said: "Let him come, if he dares to come, I dare to throw him into the sea." ”
Listening to Yang Meng's words, everyone looked nervous, uh, he said it like a joke, but they all knew that he was really capable!
Pan Peiyu hurriedly said: "Brother Mengzi, you are my own brother, and you are here on behalf of the Kangaroo Country, and it will be troublesome for you to throw it into the sea in this winter." Cai Fatzi, you kid has a lot of ghost ideas, is there a way to make them scratch all over their bodies and still can't find where the lice are?"
Cai Junwei smiled: "Of course there is." ”
Everyone's eyes lit up: "Really? What way, you hurry up and talk about it." ”
Cai Junwei whispered a few words to a few people, and the more everyone listened, the happier they became: "Yes, just use this method!"
Early the next morning, Du Yulin came with the tax officials of Kangaroo Country, Xiao Peng looked at Du Yulin and said with a smile: "Brother Du, your efficiency is really amazing, you came so soon?"
Du Yulin coughed dryly twice and showed a wry smile: "Don't make fun of me, I was born to work hard, let me introduce you, this is Mr. Faulkeson, the tax officer of South Australia in Kangaroo Country." Mr. Faulkeson, this is Mr. Xiao Pengxiao. ”
From the moment he saw the yacht, Folkson felt that his eyes were not enough. Thinking of this, Foxson was about to smile in his heart, but his face showed a serious expression: "Hello, Mr. Xiao, I think you already know the purpose of my coming here, right?"
Xiao Peng nodded and lit a cigar: "I heard that you want to come to collect taxes?"
"That's right!" Foxson looked serious: "Taxation is very important, it is one of the important levers for the state to regulate and control the economy, whether it is to maintain state power or supervise economic activities, it is very important, and none of us can avoid paying taxes!" Here, I would like to congratulate Mr. Xiao first, you have the most precious meteorite in the world, but your gem was found and obtained from the kangaroo country, then it is natural to pay taxes to the kangaroo country, but when I checked your entry and exit records, I found that you did not pay taxes for this meteorite, you are illegal, if you do not pay these taxes, then I can only regret to tell you that my country will go to law with Mr. Xiao. I don't think Mr. Xiao wants to be such a stain on his life, right?"
Speaking of this, Foxen looked at Xiao Peng triumphantly, he had inquired when he came, the last thing that Chinese people like is to go through the legal process, if they hear that they want to go to law, they often choose to compromise, and turn big things into small things. Moreover, the most important thing for Chinese people is reputation, and individuals are afraid that their reputation will be damaged. He was very confident that Xiao Peng would accept it.
Sure enough, Xiao Peng nodded: "What you said is very correct, paying taxes is indeed a very important thing, and I must take this more than money." ”
Du Yulin was stunned for a moment when he heard Xiao Peng's words, coughed dryly twice and said, "Brother Xiao, you have to think about it." "Xiao Peng doesn't have to agree to this money at all, even if it is put into law, Xiao Peng has a very high chance of winning the lawsuit! What are you afraid of? Why do you want to agree to them?
Xiao Peng listened to Du Yulin's words, and said with a smile: "Brother Du, I know you have good intentions, but Mr. Foxson is right, taxation is a matter that belongs to the basic national policy of a country, and it cannot be taken lightly. Especially now that I am a rich man, I can't shirk my responsibilities, I have to lead by example, if I have a record of tax evasion, it is a stain on my life. So I don't shirk when it's time to pay taxes. ”
Foxen stretched out his thumb and said, "Mr. Xiao is really a reasonable person!"
His heart is now full of happiness!, this is so smooth? This degree of smoothness is simply surprising to himself! They all say that the Chinese people are afraid of foreigners, and this is really true! Look at it, what's wrong with being rich? As soon as he heard that he was going to take him to court, he directly obeyed and honestly asked for back taxes. He's going back, he's an absolute hero!
There is a reason why Fox mysteriously wants to come to Huaxia to chase taxes! Don't they all say that Huaxia is now strong? My coming to Huaxia to chase taxes shows the strength of our kangaroo country! I stand on the moral high ground, the tax collection is not successful, it can be said that China is unreasonable, ignorant and backward to guide international public opinion, if the tax is successful, then he will definitely have a bright future in the future, think about it, not afraid of power, for the truth to pay taxes from other countries (Kangaroo country also thinks that he is brainless to do this, and does not support him, he came to China at his own expense. ), with a large amount of taxes back to China, then the future career will be smooth. One day it's not a problem to compete for prime minister.
Looking at it this way, he is a winner regardless of whether the levy is successful or not! After this incident, he will certainly become famous, and for politicians, reputation is the most important thing! Thinking of this, he should not want to be beautiful in his heart.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course, paying taxes is inevitable, but I don't know how much tax I have to pay?"
Foxen took out the wording that he had already thought of and said: "Then calculate it according to the tax on the use of mineral resources in my country, and the tax rate is 30% of the profit." "This Nima is definitely a pit man, and the tax on the use of mineral resources for kangaroo dogs has not been implemented, but is a draft. Before the implementation of that frightening tax rate, many people were frightened.
How do you know that after hearing this, Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Okay, this tax rate is very reasonable." I don't know, what is the market price of this meteorite in my hand?"
"Huh?" Folkesen was stunned: "This 。。。。。。 This is a peerless treasure, and it stands to reason that it is not surprising how much it sells for. Well, we don't have to set it too high. Aren't Huaxia and Stars and Stripes pricing them at $25 million? 30 percent of it?"
"No, no, no, no, that's inappropriate. The most correct way is to pay taxes according to the market circulation price! Otherwise, others will say that I evade taxes. Xiao Peng asked Foxson indignantly: "What is the market price of this thing? Let's calculate the tax according to the circulating price!"
Foxson was speechless, who do you ask me? No one has ever sold this thing!