"But in the past few years, who knows what kind of moth he has made, he really wants to beat this rabbit cub to death. The little uncle gritted his teeth and said.

"Well, I think, you should teach him more about responsibility. Qin Ze suggested.

His cousin, although it gave the elders a deep headache, could not cause a big disaster.

This was a pure accident.

If Jiang Cheng was the kind of teenager with bad conduct, Qin Ze would not beat him and scold him, but would only draw a clear line.

And if there is no embryo, in fact, heheheit is not a big deal, Lu Xun once said: My biggest wish in this life is to sleep more women.

Looking at China's thousands of years of history, there are two generations of people who are the worst: 8090.

I won't talk about it before, I got married early. Not to mention it in the future, it will only become more and more open.

There are only 8090 comrades, who are the saddest in the long history.

According to the information collected on the Internet (8090's tragic self-report), the post-80s and post-90s generations are the two generations with the most virgins and the latest sexual experience.

Silently crying and fainting in the toilet.

The little uncle sighed with emotion: "I really don't know anything else except fighting, but I see that my eldest brother has beaten you since childhood." ”

Qin Ze: "......"

It's heart-piercing, little uncle.

The Qin family's relatives all know that Comrade Qin Jianzhang is a maniac who beats his son, or on the way to beat his son.

Every time relatives get together, Qin Ze will be ridiculed: Have you been beaten by your father today~

But that was when he was a child, and as he grew older, the number of times the old man hit him decreased geometrically.

Now if the old man dares to beat him, Qin Ze dares to say: If you hit me, I will give your daughter an injection.

But in childhood, he did shiver under his father's crotch and tried to grow into a straight poplar tree according to his father's ideas.

There is filial piety under the stick, this sentence makes sense, but the price paid is a little more miserable.

Qin Ze's interest in chatting was summed up by his little uncle's words, and he waved goodbye with a smile.

"Chengcheng, send your cousin down. The sister-in-law commanded.

Jiang Cheng let out an "oh" and silently followed Qin Ze out.

The two cousins entered the elevator in silence, and Jiang Cheng pressed the button on the basement floor.

"When did you and that little girl get along? Qin Ze asked.

Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked at him cautiously, and silently took a step back.

"I don't beat you when I ask you. Qin Ze rolled his eyes.

"Cousin, it's not good, it's love. What you say is so vulgar......"

Teenagers and girls are like this, they see love as very beautiful, and they can't accept explicit words like "good", "prodigal", and "big chicken bully".

In the adult world, this is called sex. The husband laughed lewdly: "Little sassy hoof, let you flood tonight, crying and calling Dad." ”

The wife smiled: "Come on, be happy, I like the crunchy taste of chicken the most." ”

When the teenagers and girls hear these words, their mentality will collapse.

Glared at by Qin Ze, he shrank his head and continued: "At the end of last semester, we signed up for the class teacher's holiday training class together, and we began to get familiar with it during the summer vacation. We often take the subway home together, and then I invite her to dinner and milk from time to time, and she is not very rich in the family......"

Qin Ze understood, and nodded: "Come and go, Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, and when he saw it, he became your girlfriend and drank your milk." ”

Jiang Cheng argued: "It's not that Wang Ba looks at mung beans, we were happy with each other at that time." ”

Qin Ze said: "I signed up for the training class, aren't your grades just as rubbish, did my uncle report your class teacher?"

When Qin Ze was in high school, it was a basic operation for teachers to hold training classes privately, and there was a market if there was demand. Parents all over the world have a heart that hopes that their sons will become dragons and their daughters will become phoenixes, even if the children they give birth to are scumbags.

In recent years, the behavior of teachers holding training courses in private has been banned, and it is still the same sentence, where there is demand, there is a market, and private training courses still exist, but they are fewer, low-key, and hidden.

"I've improved, I've gone from 30 to 25. Jiang Cheng was not convinced.

Qin Ze squinted at him: "Grade?"

Jiang Cheng: "...... Class. ”

Qin Ze sighed with hatred: "Waste, you have half of my Qin family's bloodline, why are you like this." Your uncle is a university professor, your mother is a college graduate, your cousin is a Fudan scholar, and your cousin and I ...... I don't need to stress this much. ”

Jiang Cheng said weakly: "Desperately tried to take the test to be a garbage Caida?"

Junk money?

What the hell am I ......

For Shanghai locals, the difficulty of taking the financial examination is definitely many times easier than that of candidates from other provinces.

Qin Ze slapped him on the wall of the car, and he couldn't buckle it.

Your dad me in the heart, even if you are a little milk dog, too?

Qin Ze hates the little milk dog the most, the little milk dog looks delicate and weak on the surface, but in fact, it is harder than anyone else in private.

"Say yes and don't hit me. Jiang Cheng said aggrievedly.

"I'm too lazy to you," Qin Ze paused and said straight to the point: "What I want to know is when you ...... Breaking in. ”

Jiang Cheng thought about it, understood, and showed a man's pride on his face: "Cousin, in fact, it's very simple to have a girlfriend, take the initiative, spend some money, give some care and love, and it's easy to chase the girl." ”

Qin Ze said angrily: "Shut up, I don't talk about love, I want you to have a girlfriend in junior high school, but I'm smarter than you and I didn't make any trouble." ”

Jiang Cheng was stunned, not knowing why his cousin was suddenly angry.

"We were honest with each other at the end of August. Jiang Cheng replied truthfully.

Qin Ze thought, it started at the end of August, and she was pregnant at the end of October, and she was two months old......

In other words, they made embryos in September.

So fast!

Is it because you are easily frightened during puberty?

Why is Su Yu's stomach not improving? Because she is too old?

Although she has delicate skin like a girl and a slender figure that bursts into an adolescent girl, it can't change the fact that she is a young neighbor.

But Qin Ze's knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine is quite good, telling him that it is definitely not a matter of age.

So...... Is it the wrong way to inject milk?

At this moment, Edo's forty-eight hands flashed in Qin Ze's mind.

He raised his head, at a forty-five degree angle, and looked at the sky: "I can't shoot and scream?"

Jiang Cheng, who memorized the texts well in junior high school, blurted out almost instinctively: "Without him, he is the first to be familiar." ”

"Bang!"

He slapped the car wall again by Qin Ze.

got up again aggrieved, looked at his cousin aggrievedly, and was beaten again for some reason.

"What's so good about it. Qin Ze snorted.

Jiang Cheng had an idea, and his resentment receded, revealing a gossip look: "Cousin, you want to be with ...... Zijin's sister-in-law gave birth to a baby?"

Jiang Cheng knew about the existence of Wang Zijin, although he didn't say a few words to Wang Zijin, but he had a relationship in the Qin family for two years, and later listened to his mother and father gossip and chatted, and learned that the dignified and generous sister was his cousin's girlfriend.

Qin Ze warned: "Don't talk nonsense everywhere, otherwise you will break your dog's legs." ”

"Oh," Jiang Cheng said, "Does that cousin have a boyfriend?"

Qin Ze groaned: "You just treat her as her." ”

Jiang Cheng's face suddenly became excited: "Who is who, who is he, cousin." ”

"What's your business. ”

"The boys in my class always like her, and they shout every day that they won't marry her, and they still feel that they have a chance, because my cousin doesn't have a boyfriend, and she says that my cousin is one of the few female stars in the entertainment industry who is not subject to unspoken rules. Jiang Cheng chattered endlessly, excited one.

He was obviously very interested in his future cousin-in-law, and he cared far more about Qin Ze's love life.

Don't look at Qin Baobao's bad attitude towards him, he often played with him when he was a child, but since he was a child, Qin Baobao has been a scholar, beautiful, smart and with good grades, so under the influence of deep-rooted concepts over the years, Jiang Cheng admires his cousin very much.

My cousin abused me thousands of times, and I treated my cousin like my first love.

On the contrary, it is a cousin who suddenly rises, and he actually has only a very vague concept of his cousin's worth, financial resources, and ability. But my cousin has been salted fish for so many years, and the trembling figure of salted fish surrendering under his uncle's crotch has long been imprinted in Jiang Cheng's heart.

"Cousin-in-law's words...... It's none of your business anyway. ”

"It doesn't matter, I'm your only cousin, whether my cousin's wife is good or not, it has to do with me asking him if he can ask for more red envelopes, a good cousin-in-law and a poor cousin-in-law, the benefits are very different. ”

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was slapped on the wall by his cousin.

Qin Ze said: "A good cousin will not spare his slap, and a good cousin-in-law should be like this." ”

Jiang Cheng: "???"

"Ding~"

The elevator doors opened.

"Study hard, don't be a passable person, now you use your parents' money to pick up girls, and you will have to rely on yourself in the future. Women in society are very caring, they like small animals, such as: BMW, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover. And, of course, Tmall. But they don't like puppies who have nothing. ”

"What kind of little animal does that cousin-in-law belong to? Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

“…… Seafood?" Qin Ze got out of the elevator and turned around: "Take advantage of the sophomore year of high school, study hard, if you can't even pass the junk wealth test in the future, my cousin will bring my cousin-in-law to love you." ”

With a wave of his hand, he left.

Qin Ze drove away from the community and went straight to Tianfang Entertainment, talking to his sister on the way: "The matter of my sister-in-law's family has been resolved." ”

Qin Baobao: "Well, the little red guy has worked hard, and my sister is rewarded with a fragrant kiss." ”

Qin Ze: "I lost 200,000 yuan." ”

Qin Baobao: "Little money." ”

Qin Ze: "It's not me, my sister-in-law and my uncle pay out of their own pockets." ”

"I know, it's only 200,000, and my sister-in-law must have carried it herself. It is not to compensate you for five million in the past, but to let you solve the trouble. Qin Baobao said: "By the way, how did you solve it." ”

Qin Ze told what happened just now, and his sister was laughing and singing on the other end of the phone, giggling, like a little hen.

"Aze, you've learned badly, you can think of such a dirty routine. But the wicked have their own grinding, right? ”

"That's right, so I sharpened Jiang Cheng's little cub. Qin Ze said: "It's so unfair, when I was his age, he could only use the Five Dragons Pillar Method, but he could study various postures." ”

"Phew, don't talk to my sister about this kind of topic. Qin Baobao took a symbolic sip, and since he had a bewitching and charming tone, he said awkwardly: "You have lived with your sister for so long, have you taken materials from the place and cultivated your ...... Five dragons or something?"

"Yes, yes, I still have it. Qin Ze said: "After all, with a kneading master like my sister by my side, I also have to practice hard." ”

Qin Baobao obviously didn't understand the latter sentence, so he was silent for a while, and said tentatively: "Really...... Yes?"

"Don't worry, I've washed you all and there won't be any pool-like accidents. ”

"Get out!"

My sister yelled and hung up the phone.

Qin Ze snorted twice, and said that I like mouth flowers, and I am different. is obviously a horse in his heart, but he wants to pretend to be as stable as an old dog to tease him.

Xu felt unwilling, and Qin Baobao sent him another text message: "I'll give you some stimulation." ”

My sister's so-called stimulation is at most a small mouth, and she herself may feel that the stimulation is to death......

Qin Ze ignored it, waited for the car to stop, walked to the elevator, and then replied to her easily: "What a stimulation method." ”

My sister replied in seconds, and she sent a picture, which was a contract.

Qin Ze swiped his fingers across the screen, pulled up the photo, and saw the bold font in bold: "Men's Clothing".

Qin Ze: "This is the last contract?"

When my sister first became popular last year, this magazine invited my sister to be the cover girl, claiming to come with extremely sincere enthusiasm and hoping to cooperate with my sister.

This magazine Qin Ze can be described as thunderous, but it's a pity that he is reluctant to spend money to buy it, and for him, the trendy male books in it are not as sexy and eye-catching as the cover girl, with long legs,

Later, when he got rich, he still didn't look at it, because his sisters helped him pick out his clothes from top to bottom. Not only do they like to shop themselves, but they also like to do it for men.

Qin Baobao: "Smile but don't speak." ”

Qin Ze: "......"

Your brother laughed and didn't say anything.

The mobile phone was put back in his pocket, and the elevator stopped steadily, Qin Ze stepped into the company, and didn't see his sister in the office, so he grabbed the mediocre-looking assistant and asked, "What about Mr. Qin." ”

The assistant unconsciously straightened his waist and said in a respectful tone: "In Conference Room No. 2." ”

"Something?"

"Men's Clothing Magazine ......" The assistant didn't finish speaking, and found that Qin Ze had already left himself.

The assistant stood at the air outlet of the air conditioner, feeling the cool cold wind, and his heart was also very desolate.

I did offend him without realizing it.

Qin Ze rushed to the No. 2 conference room and saw his sister in formal clothes talking happily with a middle-aged man wearing glasses.

Noticing him coming in, his sister winked playfully at him.

The middle-aged man got busy, and without saying a word, he bent down and handed over the business card: "Hello Mr. Qin." ”

Qin Ze nodded slightly, took the business card with both hands, glanced at it, and saw the three words design manager, and knew it in his heart.

"If I can invite you this time, I can explain when I go back. The smile on the middle-aged man's face showed the joy in his heart.

"Actually, it was like working with your magazine a long time ago, but I didn't have the confidence at that time. Qin Baobao smiled.

Qin Ze listened to it for a while, and said, "I don't think it's necessary, sister, you're going to have a concert soon, and it's more important to practice new songs, isn't it." ”

Qin Baobao smiled at the corner of her mouth, and without waiting for her to speak, the middle-aged man opposite interjected in a hurry: "Mr. Qin, I won't delay much time, I believe this is a pleasant cooperation." ”

Qin Ze said lightly: "Busy, no time." ”

Middle-aged man: "......"

It's the same rhetoric again, last year the company invited Qin Baobao, this Qin Ze said lightly, "busy, no time", and sent the people sent by the company back.

Hell, it doesn't take much time to take a photo at all.

You must know that many girl stars received an invitation from their company and smiled happily.

Because this is a good opportunity to enhance her fame, just like the gilding, the actress's last cover, originally studded with diamonds...... The forced grid was plated with another layer of gold.

"Mr. Qin, we have a mature and professional team, the best photographers, who can ensure the smooth completion of the shooting, and will definitely not delay your schedule. The middle-aged man said.

There is no way, Qin Baobao is too popular, and the reputation is rarely high. Last year, the company held the mentality that cooperation is beneficial to both sides, and you took advantage of it slightly.

This year, it was the men's clothing magazine that wanted to borrow Qin Baobao's fame.

Qin Baobao has never taken a photo, this gimmick is amazing.

Qin Zexin said, of course I know that you are professional, and professional people are slightly hard.

But that's why I don't agree with my sister to be the cover girl.

He didn't want his sister to wear a bikini to show her long legs and deep grooves, and her cute little belly button to others.

How can King Heze's benefits be shared with others.

"Actually, I don't really like this magazine, and I don't think it's meaningful at all...... Don't get me wrong, I don't have an opinion about your magazine. Qin Ze said.

The corner of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched, don't get me wrong?

What does it mean to have an opinion on our magazine?

His tone was slightly displeased: "But we have already signed the contract, Mr. Qin might as well take a look?"

Qin Ze looked at his sister in amazement.

He knew that his sister was also unhappy to dress scantily in front of outsiders, so he signed ...... Just to give him a boost?

Qin Baobao smiled slyly, opened the contract, and showed him his beautiful handwriting: "Surprise or not, exciting or not?"

Qin Ze: "......"

Assi!

"It doesn't matter if you sign a contract or not," Qin Ze said with a dark face: "What Lao Tzu has is money, what is the liquidated damages." ”

He glared at her, got up and left.

"Eh," Qin Baobao saw that his face was very bad, and he panicked a little, and got up and grabbed his right hand: "Can you take a look at the contract first?" ”

Qin Ze: "Let go of my ex-girlfriend." ”

Middle-aged man: "??"

Qin Baobao said softly: "Sister was joking just now, Aze take a look at the contract." ”

In the presence of people, she has to hold a little bit of her sister's posture, otherwise people will already be hung up by this time.

Qin Ze opened the contract suspiciously, glanced at ten lines, glared at his sister again, and said angrily: "Then I don't object." ”

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