"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Li Yuanhao stuffed pastries in his mouth while busy putting on his shoes and socks, "Yu Qing, hurry, otherwise you will be late soon." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Thinking of Nan Huairen's rattan, Li Yuanhao was worried in his heart, he was late for a quarter of an hour and fifteen rattans, and his heart hurt, he was not defeated in the open and secret battle with the Queen Mother, and he sacrificed under Nan Huairen's rattan first, and it was not tragic to think about it.

Yu Qing panted and sorted out the food box, stuffed the books he was reading today into his arms, trotted in front of His Majesty the Emperor, and said breathlessly: "Your Majesty, everything is ready, you can set off immediately." ”

"Sugar gourd and stinky tofu are also ready?"

Nan Huairen couldn't stand the smell of stinky tofu, Li Yuanhao preferred to eat it, and preferred to eat in front of Teacher Nan, so that the other party's face was unnaturally covered and coughed, which was one of the few vicious pleasures that His Majesty the Emperor could not have.

"Ready. Yu Qing lifted the food box.

"Good. Li Yuanhao swallowed the pastry, picked up the teapot and drank it violently, and ran out of the Qianqing Palace.

In fact, the south study is very close to the Qianqing Palace, looking at each other from afar, but the Queen Mother ordered people to erect a wall between the two, and His Majesty the Emperor had to pass through the Yuehua Gate, pass through the Rihua Gate, go to the military aircraft office, go around a big circle, and go from the Qianqing Gate to the South Study. This may probably be one of the few elegant pleasures that the Queen Mother sought defeat alone after many overwhelming victories, in order to suppress and toss His Majesty the Emperor.

Far away from Nan's study, Li Yuanhao came up with many excuses to prevent Nan Huairen's rattan from falling into his hands, although Nan Huairen was pedantic, but after all, he was a reasonable person, how could he bear to punish and support His Majesty the Emperor who cared about the fallen palace maid? If Nan Huairen asked for the name of the palace maid, Li Yuanhao also had a later word -- His Majesty the Emperor did good deeds without leaving his name, let alone asking for his name.

When Li Yuanhao entered Nan's study, he couldn't help frowning, there was no Nan Huairen in the room, it was empty, and the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone on the desk did not move at all, which did not conform to Mr. Nan's consistent style.

The letter sat down suspiciously, held up the book handed over by Yu Qing, and turned a page at will, Li Yuanhao's thoughts were flying, he was occasionally unpunctual, Nan Huairen's old stubbornness was like picking up money, and he was happy to hold a rattan as if he was flying up immediately, why didn't he see anyone today? Nan Huairen was extremely punctual, and he also hoped that others would be punctual, and he would be late today, could it be that there was fraud in it?

His Majesty the Emperor looked at Nan's study from the inside out, convinced that there were no Tibetans, read a few lines of "Analects", looked up and didn't see Nan Huairen, but saw a green shirt walking in from outside.

"Mr. Kong, isn't Teacher Nan in class today?, why are you here?" asked Li Yuanhao.

The person who came was Kong Weiting, dressed in green clothes, very ironed, with slightly green silk on his temples, a pair of sword eyebrows and eyes, and a slight smile with the unique mature taste of a middle-aged uncle, which was very fascinating.

Kong Weiting sat in the gentleman's position, reached out and touched the bridge of his nose, opened his mouth to speak, and shook his head, looking like this matter was a long story.

"Sir, speak slowly, I'm not afraid of long stories. "Li Yuanhao used 'I' to call himself, and he also put on an appearance of listening to the story with an open mind, and he was almost on the melon seed bench.

The Queen Mother once said that there are no monarchs and ministers in the south study, only teachers and students, so there is no etiquette for monarchs and ministers in the south study, and the teacher is the biggest, and His Majesty the Emperor must obediently perform the student ceremony.

Kong Weiting smiled, his own heart as an emperor's student was full of childishness: "This story is really not short. Mr. Nan is sick and can't go to class today. ”

"Sick? Teacher Nan's body is so tough, how can he be sick?" Li Yuanhao asked, don't look at Nan Huairen's beard and hair are white, but his body is hard, he walks loudly, he can hear the sound from afar, and a mouthful of thick phlegm can spit out three zhang away, the plague in the palace the year before last, many people died, most of them were old people with poor resistance, and people were panicked, but Nan Huairen's teaching class never fell, rain or shine.

"Well, last night Mr. Nan had diarrhea, broke his leg, and broke his head, so he can't come to class today. Kong Weiting opened his mouth to explain.

"Ah?!What a coincidence?!" Li Yuanhao exclaimed, stood up with a bang, his eyes widened, although he broke his stomach last night, broke his legs, and broke his head, but he never expected that today he would be able to work one by one, and this matter is too supernatural.

"Huh, looking at Your Majesty's appearance, it seems that you expected today's events?" Kong Weiting looked at Li Yuanhao, as if he wanted to see something.

Li Yuanhao hurriedly waved his hand: "No, how could I have expected it, hehe, hehe." By the way, Mr. Kong, what happened to Mr. Nan?"

Kong Weiting stood up: "Yesterday, a new restaurant was opened in Tai'an City, called Tianyi Floor, the building was opened magnificently, I heard that the boss behind the scenes was a minister of the imperial court, and there were many people in the open and secret, which was considered to give the behind-the-scenes boss a little face, in order to please this minister, the visit was fake, and the change of direction to send money was true, and Mr. Nan also went." ”

"No, Mr. Nan has a upright temperament, and he hates the behavior of the flies and dogs the most, how can he join in this kind of fun?" Li Yuanhao asked.

Kong Weiting laughed: "Because the signature drink of this restaurant is called Drunken Immortal Wine, it is said that the immortals are drunk when they come." ”

"No wonder, Mr. Yinan's alcoholic personality must go for a drink to quench his hunger before he can be willing. Li Yuanhao knows that some people will always have such and such shortcomings, and Mr. Nan's shortcoming is that he loves to drink.

Mr. Nan arrived at the restaurant, ordered two jars of drunken fairy wine, asked for a private room, and drank alone. I heard that the shopkeeper on the bright side of the restaurant came to visit, but Mr. Nan blasted him out, saying that it disturbed the quiet. ”

Li Yuanhao smiled knowingly, Teacher Nan has a prominent reputation as a Confucian, and as an imperial teacher, he has a special identity, and there must be many people who come forward to tie up, but unfortunately Teacher Nan has a bad temper and is unwilling to associate with people who are philistine, and it is reasonable to bombard people.

Mr. Nan drank two jars, thought the wine was excellent, and asked for two jars, and unconsciously got drunk, and after having fun, Mr. Nan staggered out the door. The restaurant had just opened, it was overcrowded and bustling, and no one noticed Mr. Nan, who accidentally stepped on someone else's clothes, and after a while, Mr. fell to the ground. Kong Weiting said.

Li Yuanhao snorted: "So Mr. Nan broke his leg?"

Kong Weiting shook his head: "Mr. fell to the ground, struggled a few times, didn't get up, in the chaos, pulled down a lot of people, and the already chaotic restaurant was even more chaotic." In the crowd, everyone's spearhead pointed at Mr. Nan as the culprit at the same time. Mr. Nan, who finally got up, was tripped up again and fell to the ground. Mr. Nan has a straight temperament, and when he was drunk, he scuffled with others and accidentally broke his head. ”

"It turned out that it was the first to knock his head. Li Yuanhao nodded, "What happened to the broken leg?"

There was a mess in the restaurant, which attracted the attention of the shopkeeper, and when he came to take a look, he was immediately shocked, and hurriedly helped Mr. Nan up, Mr. Nan was delirious, thinking that the other party was going to make a move, and it was an old fist when he went up. The shopkeeper didn't hide, he took a punch from Mr. Nan, the mistake was that the punch was too strong, the shopkeeper didn't drink, he was sober-minded, and he was safe and sound, but Mr. Nan stumbled, fell down the stairs on the third floor, and fell directly to the second floor. The shopkeeper was shocked, and he was busy running the hall on the second floor to help, and the running hall hugged up, Mr. Nan thought that the other party had come to help, so he got up suddenly, and fled, and everyone was pushed again, Mr. Nan staggered from the second floor to the first floor, and his clothes were also torn, and he was embarrassed. ”

"So Mr. Nan's leg is broken?"

Kong Weiting shook his head: "Mr. Nan was thrown to pieces, and the shopkeeper's heart trembled, and he took the lead and rushed down from the third floor to take a look at Mr.'s injuries." Mr. Nan was beaten, he was thrown twice in a row, he was horrified, thinking that the other party wanted to treat himself to death, and he didn't care about the pain in his body, so he ran away with his legs, fortunately, but also unfortunate, Mr. was ragged and dilapidated, hiding in the corner of the restaurant, looking like a beggar, watching the shopkeeper roar away with a team of people and horses. Mr. Nan had palpitations and wanted to find a carriage to go home, but when he touched his body, his purse was missing. When the coachman saw the appearance of the gentleman, he did not believe that the gentleman was rich, and when he heard the other party call himself the emperor's teacher, he sneered even more, thinking that he had met a madman, and drove away, and the horse's hooves flew up dust, splashing the gentleman's body, and he was even more embarrassed. Mr. Nan had no choice but to walk home. ”

"Mr. Kong, after talking for a long time, how did Mr. Nan's leg break?"

"Mr. walked home, it was not a big deal, the restaurant was very close to the mansion, but the mansion was in the east of Tai'an City, but he was drunk and went in the wrong direction, and staggered to the west of the city. Kong Weiting opened his mouth and said, "The pattern of Tai'an City is symmetrical, and the construction of the government and housing society is symmetrical, according to the path, Mr. Nan can also find a place and enter the door, but he just walked through the wrong door and entered the wrong house." ”

The words stopped, and Kong Weiting asked Li Yuanhao to think about it himself.

"So, Mr. Nan's leg was broken by someone else?" Li Yuanhao gasped, although he didn't see it, but he felt pain just thinking about it, Nan Huairen was drunk, staggering, and walked for a long time, wondering how the road was extraordinarily far today, and when he looked up, he saw the familiar mansion, pushed the door and wanted to enter, but was stopped by the family.

Nan Huairen's temperament is there, how can he let the family stop him, a stinky scolding, the big Confucian who has a lot of words scolding people is romantic, and he also rhymes, and scolding people has a sense of rhythm, that is, he is not beaten. The family heyed, and his temper came up, where did he come from called Huazi, he dared to insult the uncle, beat me, beat me to death, and the rest of the family rushed up, and started extremely hard, poor Nan Huairen Nan Emperor Shi broke his leg like this, and he didn't even shout a howl.

"Sir, what's the matter with this diarrhea?"

After Mr. Nan broke his leg, he was extremely miserable, saying that every day should not be called the earth and the earth was not spiritual, and he was blown by the cold wind for a night, he was hungry and cold, and the wine was surging, and he fell asleep, and the diarrhea came from this. I heard that the gentleman was confused and didn't know what was going on, and he pulled it in his pants......"

"Well, Mr. Nan this night...... Have a good ...... There is enough ...... Legend. Li Yuanhao shook his head and said, she has a habit of cleanliness, especially can't stand the pull in her pants.

"Your Majesty, the legend is not here, the legend is that after Mr. Nan was sent back to the mansion by the Janissaries, he was still drunk and asleep, and when he woke up the next day, Mr. was very puzzled, why did my head break? Why did my leg break?

The depth of the emotional fragment has made Nan Huairen forget the pain of flesh and skin.

Li Yuanhao couldn't help but raise his mother's finger and exclaimed: "The sky will descend on the Si people, they must first work their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, Mr. Nan is this kind of person, the kid can never be compared, admire, admire." ”

(Is there a taste of "The Hangover", is there any?I like not to see this person, but I can portray a person in all directions, so that there is strength when I appear.) ）