Chapter 295: Soul Exchange?
Su Yu's heart moved, and her brain made up the picture, she was lying in Qin Ze's arms with a sick appearance, drinking the medicinal soup he boiled with his own hands, the spicy and bitter medicinal soup, she definitely frowned and said: Don't drink it, don't drink it.
Then Qin Ze gently touched his head, gentle and doting, blaming and distressed in a tone: Little fool, I feel sorry for you when you are sick.
Just think about that picture.......
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Anyway, her IQ is on the line, she thought about it, if she was like last time, she was confused, and she called the wrong person again, and called Pei Nanman, or her father, who had never been in contact with her, the plan would all come to naught. Worse result, the call didn't go out, Qin Ze didn't get it, he gg first.
This idea doesn't work, pass, Su Yu didn't think of a better way for a while, but it doesn't matter, the future is long, and he can always think of opportunities.
However, if she watched a few island country action movies, or small books, she should know that men are the most unbearable to hook up, so how can they rely on the stupid method of self-harm, just flirt directly. With the charm of Su Da Beauty, the salted fish can't stand the temptation and becomes hard.
...... She looks at romance, and the male protagonists in it are cold and afraid, disdainful of women all over the world, and often say: "Women, you are worthless." ”
Su Yu thought, flirting with men turned out to be so troublesome. There is a misunderstanding at every turn, a quarrel and a turn over if you don't agree, if the situation allows, you have to touch a porcelain, a tired and unloving amnesia?
In the evening, after eating with the number one virgin under the seat, Qin Ze solved the matter of washing dishes and washing pots together, and said goodbye to Su Yu.
Su Yu stood at the door, watched his figure disappear around the corner of the corridor, closed the door, happily spun around in the living room, and then fell on the sofa, sniffled, with a satisfied expression, and said: "The sour smell of love." ”
I like it, I like it.
On the way home by taxi, Qin Ze took out his mobile phone, waited, waited, waited, waited, when he was about to get home, the chat group that would pinch a few words from time to time, Su Yu sent another picture.
Su Yu: "Wow, Qin Ze's cooking is so delicious, great." ”
In the picture, a silhouette of Qin Ze's stir-fried vegetables, the dishes in the pot are flying, frozen in mid-air.
The other is the back of him chopping vegetables, with a straight posture and a very beautiful feeling.
Qin Ze sat in the car and smiled indifferently, knowing that you would post pictures, how could I be defenseless?
Su Yu posted pictures before, maybe it was just to show off, but after she said that sentence in the car, Qin Ze felt that she still had a layer of malice and deliberately disgusted Wang Zijin. So Qin Ze told his sisters:
"Today, Su Yu helped me go to see the car, and in return, I cooked food for her at night. If you don't agree, I'll come back. ”
The sisters were rare to be generous, and Qin Baobao replied: "Go ahead, you can only cook vegetables, not down." ”
Wang Zijin: (¬_¬)
......
The group was quiet for a long time, and Pei Nanman took the time to reply: "Is it delicious to burn with me?"
Su Yu: "Of course Qin Ze is delicious." ”
Pei Nanman: "Use your brain [kitchen knife] before you speak"
Su Yu: "Sister Man's deliciousness. ”
Pei Nanman: "Good! [Touch your head]"
The sisters didn't reply tacitly, maybe they didn't look at their phones? Obviously not, a few seconds later, Qin Ze received a message from his sisters.
Qin Baobao: "Why are you really going." ”
Wang Zijin: "Why are you really going?" ”
Qin Ze: "......"
The sisters burst their livers at home.
What the hell, don't you agree?
Although it is not common for women to be duplicitous, how do I feel it through the screen of my mobile phone?
Trembling back home, the two girlfriends sat on the sofa in the living room, their legs crossed, and their melon seed faces and goose egg faces complemented each other.
Qin Baobao: "Yo, the little red guy is back." ”
Wang Zijin: "Yo, the little red guy is back. ”
A wave of resentment came to my face.
Qin Ze also wanted to burst his liver.
However, he pretended not to understand the little temper of his sisters, took off his shoes expressionlessly, sat on the sofa, opened his notebook, and tinkered with his stocks.
Anyway, the sisters themselves said go, go, I just went, they were in such a posture, they were obviously embarrassed to say it, and they wanted him to bow his head and admit his mistakes, and then coax them.
Then I'll pretend I don't understand.
Qin Baobao put away Erlang's legs, sat cross-legged on the sofa, glared at his younger brother, puffed out his cheeks, and puffed up his melon seed face into a bun face.
It's so cute.
"I'll take a shower. Qin Baobao couldn't wait for his brother's sweet words for a long time, so he glanced at him viciously, got up and entered the room, and went into the bathroom with his pajamas.
"Smack!" and slammed the door shut to express his emotions.
Wang Zijin's eyes rolled, and he said that the opportunity had come.
She said delicately: "Aze, my sister's waist is so tired, can you help me rub it." ”
Say it, and throw a wink at Qin Ze.
Qin Ze: "???"
Sister Zijin's flattering eyes....... It's a big shock.
He shuddered.
Also, how is Sister Zijin's language style so similar to her own maggots.
His sister is coquettish and cute, and he can accept it if she is a demon and dies, because Qin Baobao has such a character.
But when Wang Zijin imitated Qin Baobao, he was not calm at all, and his eggs hurt.
Could it be that Sister Zijin is infected with something called "baby disease"?
"Don't press it. Wang Zijin pouted.
Qin Ze nodded with a confused expression, Wang Zijin was lying on the sofa, her waist was slender and soft to the touch, I really don't know if she enjoyed it or Qin Ze enjoyed it.
"Ah..... You lighten it, people are so painful......"
"Uh-huh...... This is the place where it is most comfortable. ”
"Ah...... Well...... Aze's skills are getting better and better, and my sister gives a verbal reward. ”
"The massage was so comfortable, um......"
Qin Ze: "......."
Longevity...... Sister Zijin's personality collapsed, no, could it be that Sister Zijin was possessed by Qin Baobao? Or, or maybe their souls were swapped?
"System, system, you come out, come out for me. Qin Ze's voice echoed in his mind.
"Host, you say. "The sound of the system.
"Quick, use your computing power to guess if I'm here to hang the system. ”
"System, system?"
"Damn, don't be cowardly, can you do it a little more?"
"Host, no other system has been detected, it may be that I am not capable enough to detect ......" The sound of the system is a little floating.
"Why does the host feel that there is a coercion at home? ”
"I suspect that the souls of Wang Zijin and Qin Baobao have been exchanged, and now it is my sister who is lying on the sofa, and the one in the bathroom is Sister Zijin who is "taking a bath for ten thousand years". ”
Qin Ze's suspicions are reasonable, usually at this time, he and his sister are flirting in the living room, and Sister Zijin goes in to take a bath.
and Wang Zijin's current appearance, yes, it is the maggots of his own family.
"Don't worry, host, wait for me to scan her brainwave ......" After a few seconds, the system says, "Uh-huh, uh-huh......"
"Well, your sister, are you infected with "baby disease"?"
"Brainwave reality, her mood is very strange right now, a little nervous, a little apprehensive, a little frustrated, a little shy, a little ...... Cool!"
"So what's the use of this EEG scan, what do you want to tell me?"
"It's okay, it's useless, okay, I'll go first, host. ”
The system is gone.
The system is offline.
The system ignored him.
it!
At this time, the sound of water in the bathroom disappeared, and there was silence, probably my sister was getting dressed.
Wang Zijin suddenly said: "Okay, okay, my sister is comfortable and dead." ”
She sat up, and imitated Qin Baobao duck sitting, and then her face was red, and she looked at Qin Ze with silky eyes, and said in a coquettish tone: "Really good, does Aze want my sister to give you a kiss reward?"
That being said, his arm had already hooked Qin Ze's neck.
"Click!"
The sound of the deadbolt popping, the bathroom door open.
Qin Ze shuddered, goosebumps spread from his neck and all over his body. He pushed Wang Zijin away and got up in a panic: "I, I'll go to the toilet." ”
It's not because his sister came out, but because he really can't adapt to such a Zijin sister.
Hurriedly rushed into the room and stumbled his sister into a bumping chest, Qin Ze glanced at it very wittily before closing the door.
Satisfy!
Qin Baobao was wearing a bathrobe, holding a hair dryer in one hand, wrapping a towel in the other hand and carrying green silk, dazed and stunned: "What's wrong with him?" ”
Wang Zijin didn't answer, changed to a comfortable sitting position, tilted his head, and seriously reflected on his mistake just now.
She consciously imitated Qin Baobao very well, vividly, not only learned the tone of voice, but also learned the charming eyes, why Qin Baobao is invincible and cute, if she is here, it won't be?
To cure the illness of her sister and brother, she has to work harder, Wang Zijin only feels that the future is long, and the good luck is uncertain.
"Is it because of this?" she said, looking down at her breasts.
Do I want to pour a glass of banana milk every day in the future?
Wang Zijin's liver hurts.