Chapter 463: Jokes
Su Yu frowned, making up the scene of the fight between her and Qin Baobao, Xueba Teddy analyzed the height of both parties, and felt that he had no disadvantage, and he was suddenly stunned.
"Will your sister beat me when she sees me in your room?" she asked.
"Should.... No way. Qin Ze was very stunned in his heart.
Surely, she'll know that you're going to tear you apart if you climb into my bed in the middle of the night.
"I'm not afraid of her beating me. Su Yu was full of confidence.
Girl, where does the confidence come from?
"I'm telling you, I'm not going to hide in the toilet and closet. I didn't do anything bad. Su Yu hugged his chest.
Hide in the closet.....
Hiding in the closet is a sad story, he remembered the night he moved to his new house, and spent the night in the closet in the cold late night. Sister Zijin, who had no conscience, forgot about him that night, and didn't get up in the middle of the night and ask him to go back to his room to sleep.
And hiding in the closet is not safe, in case it is discovered, wouldn't it be self-confessing.
He smiled calmly, took out the script from his bag, and threw it to Su Yu: "It's okay, just say let's talk about the script." ”
It's too lo to hide in the closet or something.
A lesson from the predecessors, a teacher for the future.
In the same way, the experience of predecessors is an example for future generations to follow.
Qin Ze strode forward to open the door, and was taken aback again, standing at the door, a tall and charming sister, but Wang Zijin.
She was also wearing a bathrobe, her hair was not dry, and her face was flushed, making her face look like a red apple, and she wanted to take a bite.
"Sister Zijin.... How can you come!" Qin Ze's smile gradually disappeared.
I'll go, how is Sister Zijin.
Didn't she ignore me, wasn't she angry?
The prince was coquettish and threw a charming white eye.
Why did I come, you don't know in your heart?
Of course, it's not normal to find Qin Ze Wencun, and to sleep with a boyfriend.
But she simply sleeps.
Wang Zijin flashed into the door and saw Su Yu sitting on the sofa.
The smile on Wang Zijin's face gradually became hideous.
"Why is she here. Wang Zijin glanced at Qin Ze.
"We talk about scripts. Qin Ze said seriously.
"Talk about the script? Wang Zijin said in a deep voice.
"It's the first time she's acting, and she doesn't know the bottom of her heart. Qin Ze said.
Su Yu glanced at Wang Zijin, ignored it, and sat on the sofa as a queen, putting pressure on her.
"Are you done talking, you're done talking about rolling calves. "Wang Zijin is domineering.
"It's just the beginning, and I feel like I won't stop talking until dawn. Su Yu competed against each other.
Wang Zijin sat on Qin Ze's lap, wrapped his arms around his neck, and nodded, in a very serious tone: "You talk, I'll take a look at it and learn by the way." ”
Qin Ze was shocked at that time.
Sister Zijin must have been stimulated today, how dare she do this?
said that they would be salted fish together, why did they suddenly get angry.
Could she have noticed something and declared her sovereignty in front of Su Yu?
Su Yu's eyes burst out with sharp light, his small fists clenched, and he gritted his teeth secretly.
In front of me, sit on my man's lap.
Well, you've finally got your revenge.
Su Yu felt that there was a Hulunbuir prairie above his head.
Qin Ze is very waxy.
"Then that's it? I'm a little tired from talking about the script another day. ”
It's not a prevarication, I'm really tired, I want to sleep.
Wang Zijin was overjoyed when he heard this, and squinted at Su Yu.
The eyes that drove people made Su Yu very unhappy.
"Qin Ze, my mind is full of acting, if you don't teach me, I will be entangled and unable to sleep. Su Yu frowned, looking pitiful.
You don't have to learn, you're a drama spirit now.
"It's funny, won't you wait for tomorrow to talk about the script? I ran to the man's room in the middle of the night to talk about the script, and I want to be faced. Wang Zijin mocked.
"Why can Lao Liu talk about the script, but I can't talk about it?"
"What do you think in your heart, you know it yourself, you have to wear a bathrobe to talk about the script?" Wang Zijin squinted.
Su Yu was angry, just squint, right, I'll have one too.
→_→...... ←_←
Qin Ze covered his face silently.
You are not as good as you.
"Knock knock!"
The sneaky knock on the door is coming again.
Su Yu and Wang Zijin looked at the door at the same time, and at the same time at Qin Ze.
Qin Ze shook the pot in the wind: "It must be my sister, the sound of the two of you arguing alarmed her." ”
With that, he immediately opened the door.
Qin Ze's heart was calm, and he had a kind of calmness that he didn't have to weigh on his debts, so he knew that his sister would come.
opened the door, and sure enough, there was a tall and charming beauty at the door.
Seeing Qin Ze, he smiled before he spoke, like a bright day with stars rippling with joy and pleasure.
Qin Ze sighed silently, I may not be called Qin Ze, my name is miss, everyone wants to fall in love with me.
Come on, everyone, come and miss.
The corners of Qin Ze's mouth twitched, it was a bathrobe again, so he couldn't wear it neatly?
Taking advantage of his sister's coquettish tone, before saying such words as "Little Red Guy, my sister is sleeping with you" and "Little Red Guy, I will be cheap for you again tonight", Qin Ze turned sideways slightly, so that his sister's eyes could see Teddy Vs Lao Wang who was competing in acting skills and eye skills.
The smile on my sister's face gradually became hideous+2.
"Why are you here. Qin Baobao's face was dark.
"Talk about the script!" Su Yu said lightly.
Qin Baobao looked at Wang Zijin.
"Watch them talk about the script. "Wang Zijin is calmer.
Su Yu: "......"
Qin Ze: "......"
"What are you doing? The two women asked rhetorically.
"I came to see if my brother was sleeping well and whether he was kicking the quilt. Qin Baobao casually.
Su Yu suddenly looked at Qin Ze, and said in his heart, it is indeed a sister and brother.
Qin Ze looked left and right: "It's late at night, let's ....."
"Let's play cards, I can't sleep anyway. Su Yu said.
She is an outsider now, and it is easy to be sent away by the reason of "late at night, let's talk about the script tomorrow".
Wang Zijin and Qin Baobao glanced at each other, and nodded in agreement.
The playing cards that Su Yu bought for ten yuan in the scenic area finally have a place to use.
Wang Zijin threw a look at Qin Baobao: "Close the door." ”
Qin Baobao understood: "Understand!"
Qin Ze: "......"
My Teddy, IQ is completely blown up... No, Gong Dou's skills are still not full.
Qin Ze burst into tears in his heart.
Driving away a teddy, the atmosphere in the room did not lighten up, and the two girlfriends looked at each other, their own intrigues brewing in their heads.
Be sure to drive the other person away.
With his hands on his knees, his back straight, and his eyes looking straight ahead, Qin Ze sat obediently in the standard sitting posture of a primary school student.
"Knock knock!"
There was a knock on the door, and Su Yu came back after taking the playing cards and found that the door was locked.
Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin gave Qin Ze a look and let him experience it for himself.
Qin Ze read the same meaning from the eyes of the two: If you dare to open the door, you will die.
"I slept. Qin Ze said.
", what about them?" Su Yu shouted.
"They're gone, too. ”
"Qin Ze, you open the door for me. ”
Silent.
"Qin Ze, if you don't open the door, right, see who regrets it. ”
Silent.
"Qin Ze, you ......"
"Here we go!"
Qin Ze ran to open the door.
Su Yu glared at him viciously at the door, and he was not surprised to see the two women in the room.
"Play poker!" Su Yu threw the poker on the table.
"What did you want to say just now?" Qin Baobao's eyes were blurred, and his long and curled eyelashes became more and more obvious.
"Qin Ze, you bastard. Su Yu, who was almost out of the woods, smiled, turned his head to Qin Ze and said, "I almost scolded just now, I'm sorry." ”
What you say is like my sister saying that knocking on the door to see if I sleep well is a truth.
Qin Ze complained in his heart, Jia pretended to be fine, and laughed.
The four of them sat down to play cards, Qin Ze was drowsy, his brain was not bright, and he frequently made faint moves.
They play money, and whoever loses is Alipay transfer. (Ma Yun quickly gave me advertising money)
Qin Ze lost more than 10,000 oceans in half an hour.
At this time, Wang Zijin threw out four K's violently, Qin Ze pinched the four A's in his hand, and ate her when he saw the opportunity.
Wang Zijin immediately repented, saying that he had made a mistake and wanted to start again.
Qin Ze was stunned for a moment and said, okay.
Sure enough, it is the black who is close to ink, and after staying with my sister for a long time, Sister Zijin has also been somewhat infected with the bad problem of cheating.
Su Yu pressed her hand and said unhappily: "There are no regrets about playing cards, you can't accept it, Qin Ze, right." ”
Wang Zijin looked at him: "Aze, let me pass?"
Su Yu also looked at him.
Qin Ze: ( ̄ω ̄;)
Yes, though.
It's not a multiple-choice question, it's a proposition.
Qin Ze refused to answer.
"I didn't say anything to the family, so I want you to talk more. Wang Zijin insisted on taking back his cards.
"If you can't afford to play, don't play. Su Yu disdainfully: "The most hated card reversal, you are short, and your mind is even shorter." Your facial features are flat, and your chest is flatter....."
Su Yu seized the opportunity to scold Wang Zijin and retaliate against her for closing the door and playing with herself just now, as for why did she know that Wang Zijin did it..... Because Qin Baobao gave her a look.
Su Yu is famous for her poisonous tongue, and Qin Baobao can't scare her, chattering and mocking for a long time.
"Smack!"
Wang Zijin suddenly shaved her scalp.
Su Yu was stunned.
Qin Ze was careful that his liver missed a beat.
Wang Zijin said lightly: "You have a mosquito on your head..... Oh, I read it wrong. ”
Qin Ze: "......"
Su Yu was furious, and waved her hand to return her scalp.
With a snap, it slashed on Qin Ze's head.
Qin Ze smiled with exhaustion, "Don't make trouble." ”
I received a miracle in this slap and received a perfect score.
"You dare to hit him. Wang Zijin backhanded a slap..... It snapped on Qin Ze's head.
"I, I..... What are you doing beating me. Qin Ze was stunned, he didn't answer, it was too late.
"After all, girls, it's not good to fight again. Wang Zijin pouted.
Qin Ze smiled with forgiveness: "That's ....."
Qin Baobao arched the fire and said, "You should have cried better just now." ”
When Su Yu thought about it, it made sense, and his big eyes were immediately clouded with mist.
Qin Ze felt that he was empty from the inside out, and he really wanted to go home and sleep, Mom, I want to go home, I don't want to film.
Qin Ze, who felt deeply embarrassed, rubbed his temples, as a man, he must be mentally prepared to act as a lubricant at all times.
"What does it mean to play cards, I'll tell you some jokes. Qin Ze said.
"You still tell jokes?" Wang Zijin was stunned.
"Okay. Su Yu stopped crying.
Only Qin Baobao's face changed: "Don't, don't let him tell jokes." ”
"Why. Wang Zijin asked.
"He didn't speak well. Qin Baobao said.
Dirty and cold jokes, old and embarrassing to hear.
Qin Ze was not convinced: "Because I have only told jokes to my sister, I am not very proficient, and I am not particularly good at telling." ”
Wang Zijin thought to himself: The black-hearted maggot, does he even want to occupy jokes?
Su Yu thought to herself: If you don't let him say it, I want to listen.
"Listen, you say. The two spoke in unison.
Making one's own woman laugh is also the quality that a man should have, although the number is a bit large.
Qin Ze pondered for a moment and said: "In a certain year and month, the foreign tribe entered the capital, the emperor was frightened, and fled with people, leaving the spy to check the situation in the city, and the next day, the spy cried like the emperor: Your Majesty, the enemy has lost his temperament, and adultery and plunder are all evil." ”
He paused and held back a smile: "Di Renjie is furious: When did Lao Tzu zombies?"
After the joke was finished, he looked at his sisters expectantly.
Wang Zijin: "??"
Su Yu: "???"
Qin Baobao held his forehead.
"Isn't it funny? Qin Ze was depressed.
"Then I'll tell you something even funnier. He said.
Wang Zijin and Su Yu nodded expectantly.
"A pregnant woman had a difficult birth and was in an emergency. My husband was in a hurry outside. After a long time, the chief surgeon came out, and the man hurriedly went up to ask about the situation. The doctor shook his head and sighed: the child was not saved. Just when a man's thoughts are in despair..... And guess what. Qin Ze sold it.
The sisters shook their heads.
Qin Ze said: "At this time, the doctor laughed: Lie to you, both of them are dead." ”
Qin Ze laughed.
Hahaha, all smile at me, all smile at me.
"Oops, suddenly so sleepy, I went to sleep first. ”
"I'm tired and go to sleep. ”
"Hey!"
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