"If you haven't drunk or vomited, you've never been to the UK. Hua Ming handed Xiao Peng a glass of beer: "But now drunk in the UK, especially in this Soho district, is already considered OUT, and now the popular one is 'casual drunk'." ”

"WHAT?" Xiao Peng suspected that his ears had misheard: "What do you mean to be drunk casually?"

Hua Ming smiled: "It means that in this Soho district, you have to be drunk calmly and elegantly." You should always be slightly drunk, not sober, nor drunk. ”

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng glanced at each other and said in unison, "Hell!"

I have to say that Hua Ming's answer is very British, and it is definitely sullen enough.

Hua Ming pointed out the glass window: "You guys are lucky, today happens to be Thursday, and it is not so lively in normal times." "Thursday, Friday and Saturday are three days of the most lively nightlife in the UK.

Xiao Peng nodded, it was really lively here, the room couldn't sit down, there were many men and women standing outside the door, holding wine glasses in their hands, just standing at the door of the PUB while drinking and chatting, and I didn't know what to talk about.

Almost all of the people who walked by in groups on the road were drunk, whether they were young or older, they were all virtuous.

Hua Ming looked at Xiao Peng and looked out the window: "Welcome to Soho." ”

What Xiao Peng didn't expect was that the two Huatian Huaming brothers turned out to be VIP members of The Box Soho, Hua Tian had a bit of a collapse in Xiao Peng's mind, in the eyes of Xiao Peng, who received patriotic ideological education since childhood, this striptease is not a good thing!

But when Xiao Peng entered The Box Soho like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, he felt as if he had misunderstood something. In Xiao Peng's impression, all strip clubs should be like on TV, a stage, dancers dancing on it, the audience sitting on the edge of the stage, and stuffing money on dancers when they see excitement. When I got here, I found that there was no stage at all, just a steel pipe erected in the middle of the hall for dancers to perform here. There are more women than men here, sitting on the sofas around them, talking and laughing. They watched with more interest than the men.

"London's strip clubs are full of flowers, which can be subdivided into 'gentlemen' and 'lady' strippers, of course, many clubs mostly perform lap dances, and some clubs also allow lavish customers to take strippers, but here is different, there are strict rules that guests are not allowed to touch the dancers or dancers during the performance, no smoking, no use of mobile phones, no photography. Like here, it's very formalized. ”

Xiao Peng and the others saw that there was an empty seat at the bar, and sat directly next to the bar, Hua Ming knocked on the table and said to the bartender in English: "Four glasses of Bazu Beccini." ”

Xiao Peng asked Hua Ming, "What is that?"

Hua Ming smiled: "In Soho, or in England, you have to go back to how to order wine." Although beer is still the classic choice of British pubs, cocktails are the hottest in places like the Soho bar district, where young people love to come and you know, the British love the most is curiosity, so almost every pub has a 'one-of-a-kind' signature cocktail. ”

Xiao Peng suddenly realized: "Oh, the Bazu Beccini you just mentioned is the signature cocktail here, right?"

Hua Ming laughed: "Of course not, but it is indeed more suitable for Chinese cocktails." This Bazu Beccini cocktail includes Yanghe Daqu, lychee juice, wine, gin and tonic, etc., and is definitely the pioneer of Chinese baijiu in the cocktail industry! ”

Xiao Peng tasted it: "Uh, what is this special taste?" Huh, what about Hua Tian?" "From just now, Hua Tian didn't know where to run with a cocktail.

"There's it. Yang Meng casually pointed in a direction. I saw Hua Tian being happily communicating with a man and a woman there. I always feel that the two are a little familiar, but I can't remember who they are.

Hua Ming said without looking back: "That's why I don't like to go out with my brother." It's not enough to play. He knew too many people. ”

Xiao Peng asked curiously, "You mean that this is also a gathering of celebrities?"

Hua Ming pursed his lips and casually pointed in one direction: "Do you see that man? Isn't that actor Jude Law?" After speaking, he pointed in another direction: "Look, it's supermodel Carla Delevei who is standing there chatting happily with that blonde girl." Did they get together?"

"What do you mean?" Xiao Peng asked.

"Oh, she's Lara, by the way, she must know her ex-girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez. Hua Ming said lightly.

Well, this one really knows, the heroine of the "Fast and Furious" series, who has participated in a series of blockbuster films such as "Avatar", "Battle of Los Angeles", and "Resident Evil".

"Doesn't she have a boyfriend? Is that Zac Efron who plays "Youth Musical"?" This Michelle Rogriguez is an actor that Xiao Peng admires more, so he still pays attention.

Hua Ming put it succinctly: "Both men and women can eat it." ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "Your circle is really messy。。。。。。 ”

Hua Ming shrugged his shoulders: "I'm not from the entertainment industry, I'm from the sports industry." However, alas, the sports circle is also chaotic. I know that there are quite a few regulars in our circle who are 'XXL'. ”

XXL is a club in the UK that is only open once a week, where ladies are free to enter, and it is a gay friend club, a place where both muscle bears, cute bears, and small bears will feel at home。。。。。。

Xiao Peng pursed his lips and pointed in the direction of Hua Tian: "Who is your brother chatting with?"

Hua Ming glanced back, but was very surprised: "Hey, don't you know them?"

Xiao Peng did not deny it: "Yes." It's a little familiar, but I can't remember who it is. What kind of entertainment star?"

Hua Ming smiled: "Although they appear on the entertainment page all day long, they are really not entertainment stars." The man was my brother's senior at Eton College, Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor, who was also on the old Eton's Honour Roll figure. And the woman's name was Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips, but it was my brother's counterpart, and she was also an equestrian. ”

Xiao Peng pouted: "This name is so long, it has to be called for a long time." ”

Hua Ming picked up his wine glass and clinked glasses with Xiao Peng: "Of course, you don't have to call them such a long name when you greet them, you can call him Henry Windsor, of course, you can also call him Harry or Prince Harry." And the woman can call her Zara Phillips, although she is the child of Princess Anne, but she does not have any royal title. ”

"Ahem, ahem。。。。。。 Xiao Peng, who was drinking, listened to Hua Ming's words and coughed directly. Gotcha, two of the biggest names in the British royal family are here?

Needless to say, Harry, Princess Diana's beloved son. Known as the one who lives the most self in the British royal family, he has been a 'troublemaker' since he was a child, known as the 'Prince of Problems', his every move is closely watched by the paparazzi, I am afraid he is the one with the most tense relationship with the paparazzi in all the British royal family.

It's not hard to understand that he may have been blaming his mother's death on the paparazzi's relentless pursuit. So he grew up, and all kinds of news came out in an endless stream, such as cheating on exams, drug abuse, racial discrimination, wearing Nazi uniforms, playing naked billiards in Las Vegas, etc.

But the British citizens did not dislike Harry, on the contrary, they still loved him madly. After all, for a handsome single guy who is looking for fun during the holidays, Harry's behavior is still acceptable.

And Harry's behavior over the years has also become more mature: secretly went to Afghanistan to serve in 2007, later drove the 'Apache' to fight in Afghanistan again, went to Brazil to promote the London Olympics, went to Jamaica to race with Usain Bolt, in short, the image is getting better and better.

And his greatest personality charm is that he inherited her mother's will and is enthusiastic about public welfare and charity. The amount of donations he has accumulated has even broken the world record, reaching $28.6 billion!

And Zara Phillips is the child of Princess Anne and the granddaughter of the Queen. However, she was not officially titled, and her mother refused to be canonized, hoping that Zara's life would be simpler.

While Zara inherited her mother's beauty, she also inherited her mother's hobbies. She was the first member of the British royal family to win an Olympic medal.

In China, many people hack Hua Tian and say that Hua Tian is just an ordinary equestrian. It's to compare Zara Phillips with him. said that Hua Tian's grades were so bad that he wasn't that powerful at all.

Nima China is a lot of trolls, and criticizing Huatian in equestrianism is the same as playing League of Legends with a group of bronze and silver scum to spray professional players, you especially weigh your catties and then speak. said that Huatian had a low international ranking, and that Zara Phillips had also won the equestrian world championship and the Olympic eventing team silver medal, Huatian's results were too far behind her.

Xiao Peng just wanted to shout, ignorance! Zara won the Olympic team silver medal, but she was the worst athlete in the field. And her individual results, like Hua Tian, are eighth!

And we all know that equestrianism is a sport suitable for dwarves, is it easy for Hua Tian's height of 191 to achieve this result? Besides, what good horse does Hua Tian have in his hands? Is there a horse that is a descendant of a famous family? Isn't this the same as Xiao Peng's age group when he compares him with the British royal family who has been accompanied by a famous horse?

Say a thousand things and ten thousand, if you find one from China who has a higher equestrian score than Hua Tian, find one even if you are right!

In the final analysis, it's still a villain mentality, and I can't do it myself, and I can't get used to seeing what others do.

Yang Meng sighed: "Xiao Peng, look at the people they come into contact with, they are about the same age, why is the gap so big?"

Xiao Peng also secretly clenched his fists: "Brother, let's go on side by side, believe me, sooner or later, one day, I will let these people come to the door and beg to know us!"

Yang Meng laughed: "Okay, I don't believe it anymore, let's be worse than others, come, cheers! Made, hurry up and finish this cup of horse urine, change some good wine, let's open our stomachs and drink one today!"