Chapter 1: Reborn Silly Young Master
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A day ago, the well-known stupid son of the world in Ziluo City was still in the dungeon with a runny nose and crying, shouting, "This son is afraid of the dark!
Overnight, it was like a different person, not only did he no longer cry wolf, but his eyes were extraordinarily clear, revealing a temperament that was diametrically opposed to what he called.
"Xuanqing Continent...... Xuanqing Continent...... I didn't expect that I would return to the Nether Realm in the end of my brilliant life!" the young man in the dungeon smiled wryly at the corner of his mouth.
Ye Xiaoyue...... He is in charge of one of the six heavenly realms, and is named the Laughing Moon Heavenly Emperor.
Three thousand years ago, he soared from Xuanqing to the Six Heavenly Realms, experienced thousands of temperings, died nine times and lived a life, and walked step by step to the position of the emperor. I don't know how many people have aroused envy and favor.
It's a pity that because of the exploration of heavenly opportunities, he fell into the six abysses.
Just yesterday, the man who had fallen for a hundred years and was gradually forgotten woke up again.
In this life, his name is Jiang Feng.
The stupid prince who is a household name in the Violet Imperial City, of course, this is not to boast about how good he is, on the contrary, because he has done too many things that people are angry with, many people grit their teeth with hatred when they see him.
What kind of fire burned the county king's mansion and flooded the martial god hall...... Those things that are enough for ordinary people to die thousands of times, this stupid son has done them all.
Even the imperial concubine of King Ziluo, he dared to rush up and touch it. I only remember that the emperor's face at that time could no longer be described as Tie Qing.
Thinking of this, Jiang Feng couldn't stop crying or laughing.
"Okay! It's a miracle that this stupid son has survived until now!"
"I don't know if I should be happy or sad to be reborn into such a guy. ”
Just as Jiang Feng was thinking about something, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Lord Shizi, I'm coming to see you!"
A simplely dressed guy appeared in front of the dungeon door at some point.
"Li Zheng!"
Jiang Feng vaguely remembered that this was the servant who served the daily life of the foolish prince, and in the past, he had eaten, drunk and had fun with the foolish world's fox and fake tiger power.
"Shiziye, are you doing well in the dungeon? The villain wants to kill you outside!" As soon as Li Zheng spoke, he burst into tears: "Since you were punished by the prince of the county, the villain doesn't think about tea every day, doesn't want to eat, and the whole person has lost a lot of weight." ”
Li Zheng is telling the truth, but he has lost a lot of weight, but he has gained a lot of weight. On the day of the silly prince's imprisonment, Li Zheng and several slaves ate and drank to celebrate this happy day.
In the past few days, I have eaten well, drunk well, played well, and felt more comfortable than ever.
If he had to say that there was something bad, he would have spent all the silver on his body, otherwise he would not have come to see this stupid son for the first time, trying to find some silver flowers on the stupid son.
It's a pity that the current Jiang Feng is no longer that Jiang Feng.
At a glance, I could see the unnaturalness between this kid's eyebrows.
"Don't give me nonsense! Why don't you hurry up and let this son out!" Jiang Feng drank on the spot.
"Shizi Ye, this can't be helped!" Li Zheng's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he said all the words that he had prepared a long time ago: "You see that this dungeon is actually not bad. ”
"It's windproof, shaded, you don't have to wash your hands and face every day, you can also look at the moss on the stone bricks and enjoy the scenery, where to find such a good place, ordinary people want to come in and enjoy, they can't get in!"
"Such a paradise, you can live in peace first, and when the prince of the county is dissipated, maybe you will go out. ”
Although Li Zheng looked respectful to Jiang Feng, he didn't care in his heart. I really don't take this foolish man who behaves nonsense in my eyes. As long as you follow his wishes and praise a few more words, you are guaranteed to be coaxed into obedience.
Li Zheng may have felt that the time had come, so he changed the topic and talked about the real purpose of his visit this time: "Lord Shizi! Actually, the villain came to you today to ask for something......
"Bump!" there was a loud bang.
Jiang Feng kicked the cell door. was so frightened that Li Zheng sat on the ground with his buttocks, and suddenly grinned in pain.
"Oops...... Hurt...... It hurts me to death......"=
"I'll say it one last time, let me out quickly!"
Li Zheng grinned and secretly scolded the unlucky, the method of coaxing fools in the past, how can it be useless today?
"Lord Shizi, it's not that I don't want to let you out. It was King Mu who took Miss Mu to the door to ask for an explanation, and the prince of the county specially explained that you must not be allowed to leave the dungeon. ”
Li Zheng was afraid that Jiang Feng would not believe it, so he said intimidatingly: "In case you are bumped into by King Mujun, it is not just as simple as being imprisoned, and you will even suffer a big punishment." ”
"It's like a finger pinch, a tiger chair, a skinning punishment, buried alive, beheaded, it's scary!"
Although what Li Zheng said was a bit excessive, it didn't look like a lie, Jiang Feng asked patiently, "King Mu, Miss Mu, what kind of mess?"
"Huh, have you forgotten?" Li Zheng was slightly stunned, but when he thought that the prince was not very bright, he was relieved at the moment.
"A few days ago, you spied on Miss Mu taking a bath, but you were discovered by Miss Mu, which caused such a big trouble. King Mu is now looking for our county prince to ask for an explanation. ”
Jiang Feng frowned and thought for a while, only then could he be regarded as finding a clue from the fragmented memory of the foolish son.
It turned out that this stupid son went to peek at the so-called Miss Mu taking a bath, but the result was that stealing chickens and rice was not successful, and she was not only discovered by others but also sued her parents. So the sad stupid son was imprisoned in the dungeon.
Jiang Feng's actions to that stupid son had reached the point of being speechless. It is obviously impossible to expect Li Zheng to open the prison door for himself, and if he wants to get out, he can only find another way.
Jiang Feng looked at Li Zheng, and suddenly his eyes turned.
"By the way, you just said you wanted to find me, what the hell is going on?"
Thinking of his purpose of coming to find the foolish son, Li Zheng suddenly became energetic.
"The prince is like this, and you know that I have always been dependent on my mother, but just yesterday my poor mother died of a sudden illness. The villain wants to do his best to be loyal and filial, but the villain is shy and has to come to the prince to borrow some silver taels. I buried my poor mother!"
When Li Zheng spoke, he was already in tears, and crying was called sadness.
"So that's the case!" Jiang Feng pretended to touch his head.
Li Zheng was overjoyed when he heard this, and nodded at Jiang Feng again and again, crying even harder.
"Li Zheng! I remember that you also said half a month ago that your old lady died, and it was also half a year ago, does your old lady have the art of resurrecting the dead?
"Huh?"
"This ...... This one...... My wife is just a commoner, how can she compare to your golden body in the previous life......"
Jiang Feng asked, Li Zheng was immediately embarrassed, and he didn't say one, two, three, or four for a long time.