Kabaeva is right about one thing, Xiao Peng is reluctant to deal with those roommates, including Lin Jiannan from Taiwan.

Because the whole of them are curious babies, in their eyes Huaxia, alas。。。。。。 Don't mention it。。。。。。

In addition to the most traditional problem of eating dog meat (nine out of ten foreigners who know you in a foreign country will ask you the same question: You Chinese people eat dog meat? Xiao Peng is tired of this question! But Xiao Peng has already come up with a way to deal with this problem: If the Eagle people ask him, how cruel are you Chinese people who eat dog meat? Xiao Peng will ask him rhetorically: How cruel are you Eagle people who trade in black slaves! If the Germans asked him the same question, he would ask: You Germans slaughtered the Jews? Wrong and cruel! And so on。。。。。。 There are many strange questions that make Xiao Peng speechless, and chatting with them will definitely make Xiao Peng cry and laugh.

For example, Jacques' question: "Xiao, do you know? I have always been very interested in this mysterious country of China, and I know that there is a city in your country called Shanghai, but I don't dare to go there, and that place is too dangerous." ”

"What's that? Shanghai is dangerous? What are you kidding? Where did you know about this?" Xiao Peng held his coffee, his face surprised.

Jacques said: "I know from the Internet, I have watched a TV series about Shanghai, which is very popular." After reading it, I longed for life there, but I didn't dare to go. ”

Xiao Peng seemed to have found the problem: "Jacques, can I know what TV series you watched?"

Jacques ran back to his room, and soon ran back with his laptop: "Now, this is it!"

Xiao Peng covered his face after seeing it clearly------ "New Shanghai Beach" starring Huang Jiao。。。。。。

"Well, Jacques, don't you know that this is a story from nearly a hundred years ago?"

"Huh?"

And Catherine, as a London girl, fully embodies the arrogance of the Eagle Nation: "The most prosperous island of your country turned out to be our colony, and it was such a prosperous scene under the leadership of our Great Eagle Empire. ”

"Well, first of all, the best place for our Chinese economy is not Hong Kong Island, the magic capital and Kyoto have long surpassed them, and secondly, the Maple Leaf Country and the Stars and Stripes Country were originally your colonies, why do you feel as if you are following them?

In the Eagle Country, the most common thing is that the people of the Eagle Country talk to Huaxia about the issue of Hong Kong Island. Even if the big ship on Hong Kong Island is a prosperous scene built by the people of Hong Kong Island themselves, in their eyes, they are also captains, and the people of Hong Kong Island can only be sailors of the Eagle Country, so they have to follow them, they can't see that the per capita GDP of Hong Kong Island is far beyond the mainland of the Eagle Country, they can't see at all, the Eagle Country colonies were all over the world, but to this day, there are only a few prosperous, and Hong Kong Island and Lijiapo in Asia are all Chinese-led construction!

"Hmph, in your barbaric country, there is no faith at all, and when I heard that I believed in Christ in Huaxia, I pulled it out and shot it. Not to be outdone, Catherine turned their faces on the faces of the people around her.

Xiao Peng lit a cigar and said lightly: "Who believes such mentally retarded rumors, who is stupid? The number of registered Christians in Huaxia is 23 million, which is more than the Christians in your Eagle Country. Do you think it's because the Eagle Nation is still a Christian country, how many Christians are there in the room, and you can raise your hand!"

As a result, only Catherine raised her hand, and Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.

The world's favorite people to talk about the issue of Chinese religious beliefs are the Stars and Stripes Country and the Eagle Country.

The Stars and Stripes Country can still understand that it is really a religious country, but the Eagle Country also wants to say that it can only send them two words: hehe.

According to the Eagle Nation "The Guardian" report, more than half of the population of the Eagle Nation is atheist! And the rest do not all believe in Christianity, but also believe in the two major Protestant "state religions" of the "Eagle Nation Anglican" and "Scottish Presbyterian Church", as well as the Catholic Church in Northern Ireland.

There are currently fewer than 20 million Christians in the Eagle Country, and that number is declining every year. After all, 95 percent of the children of non-religious families grow up to be religious, and even in Christian families, 40 percent of children grow up to be religious.

Just such a country that does not believe in religion to criticize the religious problems of other countries? I bought a watch last year!

India is from the Shetland Islands, and although it is also the Eagle Country, it is more simple, so the questions asked are closer to people's livelihood.

What? You don't know the Shetland Islands, do you know that there is a kind of dog called 'Shetland Dog'? This 'Joyty' is a transliteration, and the correct name should be Shetland Shepherd. That's because the dog is native to the Shetland Islands.

And India's question that is closer to people's livelihood is: "I heard that your Chinese children went to work in factories when they were six or seven years old?"

Xiao Peng was speechless when asked, and was silent for a long time before replying: "In our law, you can't go out to work if you're under the age of sixteen, and what you said is the history of the Year of the Monkey." Well, I admit that to this day, there are also people in China who are very poor, and some people come out to work before they are 16 years old, but whoever wants to hire them will have to bear legal responsibility! Don't say that there is no such situation in your Eagle Country, the child who sells newspapers at the intersection of our road will not be more than 12 years old, right?"

"But I heard that a little girl in the countryside of China worked in a factory every day and could only drink a glass of milk a day. India said.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "This is definitely your media rumor, in our country we don't regard milk as a staple food at all, you should say that you can only drink one bowl of porridge a day!"

As soon as Xiao Peng's voice fell, the people around him looked at him with different eyes, Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "Damn, don't you really believe it? Please, is it good to have a little brain? Although there are differences between the rural economy and the urban economy in China, in terms of quality of life, the rural areas are not very bad, especially in recent years, Huaxia has vigorously built new rural areas, and the living conditions in many places are even better than those in the cities. Now many of our urban people in China have begun to leave Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and go to live an idyllic life in the countryside. ”

India sneered, "Well, I used to think that Chinese people have no sense of humor, but now I know that I was wrong. ”

Xiao Peng: "。。。。。。 "You won, you really won!

"By the way, are you a member of the XX Party?" said Joe, a Scotsman with brown-red hair, tall and mighty, who loves football (the Scottish team, not the Eagles), and is an avid fan of the Celtics.

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Ah, I'm not!"

"Then how can you come to Eagle Country?" Qiao's next sentence stunned Xiao Peng.

Looking at Xiao Peng's puzzled expression, Qiao explained: "I heard that in Huaxia, you can't go abroad if you don't have the XX Party. ”

Xiao Peng covered his face, he was really helpless, and after a while, he said, "Maybe I'm an exception。。。。。。 With such exceptions, you can find at least 3,000 Chinese at the University of Manchester. ”

There are more than 3,000 Chinese students at the University of Manchester。。。。。。

There are many such strange problems, and Xiao Peng simply came to a tongue war.

Jager, a Scotsman, asked, "You Asians all look so alike, how do you distinguish each other?"

Xiao Peng replied: "With fingerprints." ”

Yager was taken aback: "Xiao, are you joking?"

"Wow, you can tell I'm joking?" Xiao Peng directly began to applaud.

Joe, who is also from Scots, said to Xiao Peng: "Uh, Xiao, don't be so hostile, we actually like Huaxia very much, and you Huaxia girls are very easy。。。。。。 You get the idea!"

The trio of pickled girls glanced at each other with a knowing expression.

Xiao Peng also laughed after hearing this: "Coincidentally, in the eyes of those girls, you are also very easy。。。。。。 You know, oh, friendly reminder, stay safe, be careful of illness. ”

The Irish pickle girl trio collectively changed color when they heard this, and Keith in the three looked at Xiao Peng: "Xiao, you're not joking, right?" Xiao Peng laughed: "Those EASY GIRLS are in every country, and everyone you meet is EASY, do you think you are her only one? In fact, you are the first dozens or even hundreds of men she has met." According to my observations, the girls who can make it easy for you to soak are generally like this. Take care of yourself, that's all I have to say。。。。。。 ”

The Irishman Keith laughed when he heard this, and handed Xiao Peng a cigarette: "I see, you are jealous! ”

Xiao Peng waved his hand and refused Keith's cigarette: "I'm really jealous, I'm usually chased." I really don't know how to pick up girls. ”

Keith laughed: "Xiao, it turns out that you Huaxia people have such a sense of humor, you are the most self-feeling person I have ever met." ”

Xiao Peng shrugged and was noncommittal.

Case continued: "I read the 2018 Global Happiness Report released by the United Nations a few days ago, and your Chinese happiness is only ranked 86th, and you Chinese people are not happy at all. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned after hearing this, saying that this United Nations is boring enough, and every March 20 is set as an 'International Day of Happiness', and before that time, China is everywhere: "Are you happy?" "No, no, no, no, I live next door and my surname is Wang." Conversations like that.

And every year, there is a ranking of 150 countries in the world. To put it bluntly, that is, the Western media deceive themselves------ every year the ranking of Huaxia is in the second half.

Xiao Peng was amused when he heard Keys say this: "What can a list say? Oh, the list says that the Chinese people are not happy, and the Chinese people are not happy? Have you ever seen it in Huaxia with your own eyes?"

Keith said: "This is the list of the United Nations, absolutely authoritative!

Xiao Peng pouted directly: "The United Nations has authority? Did the United Nations approve it when you attacked Syria? Didn't you bypass the United Nations and fight it? Did you have the United Nations in your eyes? Besides, have you carefully read this list? Jacques, give me your computer to use." ”

Jacques didn't know what Xiao Peng meant, but he still handed Xiao Peng the notebook.

Xiao Peng took the computer and operated it, opened the full list of lists, pointed to the list, and said: "Have you seen the list? Syria is happier than us in China! You tell me, where are the Syrians happy? Oh, they are indeed very happy, they only need to worry about whether they have anything to eat every day, and whether they can avoid being killed by your bombs! What kind of work, dress, party, and pastime don't need to be considered at all! They live today and have no tomorrow! They are really happy! Now I want to know, do you still think this list is authoritative?"

Keith looked at Xiao Peng glaring at him, coughed dryly and scratched his head: "Don't look at me! I'm Scottish, and this is all done by those Eagle Country bastards!"