Text Chapter 102 Romantic hooking men are not afraid of wives
Bai Baimei didn't dare to offend me, and said clearly in her heart better than anyone else: "No matter what you paint, someone has to paint it." ”
I thought about it, it's better to draw Sister Huang to avoid trouble......
I remember her ghost appearance clearly, her hair was shaggy, her body was not stained, her little face was like a cat, she was barefoot, she hadn't been washed for a year, like a beggar.
Bai Baimei disagreed with this statement, and showed a strange smile: "Sister Huang, who is such a person? ”
Whatever she said, I had a plan: to draw a goose egg with my index finger, with eyes, nose and mouth, like a child doodling.
I really haven't painted it, I want to paint it in vain......
She was very supportive and wanted me to keep it in my mind.
I didn't mean that, she just thinks so, how can there be such a shameless woman in the world?
How did she reply? "Shameless? I came out to find a man! Who is so stupid? I don't want to let him slip away from under my nose when I see a man?"
It's really hard to say; who doesn't know that I have a big heart; when I think about a woman, I sharpen my head and drill everywhere, and I may not be able to find it; now I send it to the door, it's impossible to hand it over, right?
These words made Bai Baimei twice as bold as she came over and grabbed my index finger and drew what she wanted to draw.
I'm curious, what can I draw? Just wait and see......
She held my hand tightly and drew a hosta in the air, but like a sword, she reached for it and didn't feel it;
Bai Baimei was like Sister Huang, dangling it with her hand, and it actually flashed light......
With the light, I scanned with the fairy eye, and found the big bad wolf with the magic eye, which stunned me! I was so happy that I shouted vigorously: "Come back quickly! I have been looking for you!"
The big bad wolf turned his face to me and snorted, "Don't shout! I know you?
Isn't this just a dog? Dare to hum with people; I don't know what it means?
I couldn't bear it anymore, glared and shouted, "Aren't you a dog? How dare you call a human? Stand there and don't move, let me call for the soup pot!"
This angered it, and it shook its head and tail and glared at me with a fierce eye, "Wang." ”
I didn't understand what it meant, so I moved my gaze to Bai Baimei's face and asked, "Do you know what it's called?"
Bai Baimei thought about it for a while, and shouted at the picture presented by the hosta sword light: "Little stupid dog, do you know who Gui Nan is?"
It "swooped" for a while, and its voice was quite loud, for fear that I would not be able to hear it: "What does it matter?
It's a bit evil! I had to pause it, and I turned my eyes to Bai Baimei's face and asked, "How can I find it?"
Bai Baimei said inexplicably: "This is what you painted, it should be clearer than me." ”
I have to admit that I'm a rookie, I'm not familiar with this thing, and it's even harder to find what's inside.
However, this broken dog dares to snort at people, and it must be destroyed!
The big bad wolf barked at me again, but when he didn't respond, he kicked his legs and grew a pair of black wings and flew away.
But I'm so uncomfortable! I kept panting, couldn't find a place to vent, clenched my fists, and hit the hosta sword light hard......
The explosion of "boom" came from inside and stunned me!
I didn't think that the fireball could penetrate it, but it had no effect on the hosta sword light, and I regretted this discovery! I should have tried it with a punch just now, maybe this damn guy would have been scorched.
Bai Baimei couldn't understand it, and couldn't help asking, "How do you know it's a dog?"
Of course, I had my own reasons: "It's like my big bad wolf, it's definitely a dog, maybe it's a female." ”
This time, Bai Baimei had to clarify the situation, and shouted at the hosta sword light like a wolf: "Woo" a few times, and sure enough, there was a response.
It's really strange, I scanned it through the hosta sword light with my fairy eyes, and I found a wolf pack in the distance, and it was a male wolf who responded.
I didn't understand what it meant, so I turned my gaze to Bai Baimei's face and asked, "What's it called?"
Some things are really hard to say, and it is not okay to offend me, so I can only say truthfully: "This is a leading male wolf, shouting from afar: I am about to be drafted! If I feel that I am in good shape, come over immediately, maybe I can select you?"
The first time I heard about the wolf draft, I was very curious! How nice would it be if I could go over and see it? So, I shouted in the distance, "I wonder if I can participate?"
Immediately there was a cry of "woo".
It's true, it's harder to talk to a wolf than to a cow, and you have to ask Bai Baimei: "What does it mean?"
Bai Baimei translated casually: "It's shouting: Are you a man or a woman?"
I was very depressed when I heard this: I don't know why I am asking this, so I have to shout at the top of my voice: "What can I do if I am a man?"
In the distance, there was another ghost crying, and the more I listened to it, the more terrifying it became.
Bai Baimei didn't explain, and scolded at the black wolf: "You are the waste! Don't look at a large group, do you really want to you, I don't know?"
It still uses a howl of "woo-woo", which gives me a problem.
I had to rely on Bai Baimei to take the initiative to answer: "No! What is a lonely person? When I am in this position, you will understand;
It's hard to understand, everyone wants others to be sincere, how can it talk like that?
Bai Baimei's answer was simple: "It's not human!"
It seems that the draft is to let it be chosen! Pick and choose, and there is nothing eye-catching.
Bai Baimei moved the light with her hands, and she could accurately reflect the background inside, and many unrecognizable people appeared, as well as many strange things......
I wonder what she's doing with all this?
Bai Baimei exclaimed loudly: "I saw it! It's so good! I don't know how many years I've been looking for it?"
Women always like to make a fuss, what is it called? It startles me, and looks at the background inside, showing a surprised gaze, shouting: "Sister Feng, Qingxiu—where did you die?"
Sister Feng was full of radiance, her face was delicate, as if she was better looking than before, and she ran to me enthusiastically: "Husband, I miss you so much!"
Qingxiu was afraid that I wouldn't see it, so she panicked and shouted: "Me too, don't move there, otherwise, you will lose it again!"
Who knows if they lose it? Anyway, no woman can't do it!
The hosta sword flashed twice, Sister Feng and Qingxiu came out of the bucket from the inside, and the ground became the same, seeing that there was no fig leaf on my body, they looked at Bai Baimei and asked, "What happened to you?"
Bai Baimei was not afraid, and there was no shame on her face: "I really want to do something to him? I still need his consent; with such a strong body, do you think I can conquer him?"
Qingxiu also saw the problem: "Sister Bai Mei, love is selfish, everyone understands that husbands can't share, you and I sisters, even if you don't see it, even if you choose a bargain, now that we meet, it's better to die far away, don't dangle here!"
Bai Baimei didn't do anything, she was wronged, and she felt uncomfortable! This is not the main reason, as soon as she left, she didn't know what year and month she would be able to see the man, and she said with a smile: "I have been married to him, and it should be you who walks away!"
Qingxiu was originally suspicious, but she didn't expect to be able to spit out the ivory from the dog's mouth, and shouted: "Sister Feng, what should I do?"
Sister Feng had a plan in her heart, and took advantage of Bai Baimei's unpreparedness to swing a punch in her face......