"Soak your head!"

Lan Yuqin glared at him, and said angrily: "You little bastard, every time you have a good impression of you, you will be destroyed by your criminals immediately, you will die if you are serious?"

Chen Nan's face was full of innocence, "Then you, as a teacher, will die if you speak civilly?"

"You!"

Lan Yuqin was speechless, it was not that she was of low quality, but as long as she saw Chen Nan, she habitually couldn't help but scold, this guy was really cheap. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "By the way, aren't you already gone? Why are you still behind me?"

"You want to know?"

"Nonsense, I don't want to know why I'm asking you?" Lan Yuqin said angrily.

Chen Nan showed a bright smile at her, then turned around and left, and said angrily as he walked: "Your attitude is too bad, Young Master Ben is too lazy to bird you." ”

In fact, after Chen Nan walked out of the office before, he felt panicked in his bladder, so he went to the toilet to release it, and when the results came out, he ran into Lan Yuqin being entangled by Yang Shan.

Staring at Chen Nan's back, Lan Yuqin's teeth creaked, and she wanted to rush up and slap him.

"Bastard!"

With a muttering sound, Lan Yuqin turned around and walked towards the dormitory, but as she walked, a smile involuntarily appeared on her face......

As if hearing Lan Yuqin's muttering, Chen Nan glanced back at her, then shook his head with a wry smile and walked towards the school gate. This woman is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, although she scolds a bastard, but there is no hostility in her heart.

……

When Chen Nan returned home, there was no one inside.

Su Yixuan and Dongfang Yunfei didn't get off work, as for Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian, Chen Nan made a phone call to find out that the two girls didn't go home after school, but went shopping.

After sitting in the hall and smoking a cigarette, Chen Nan felt bored, so he went back to his room, ready to continue the unfinished love action blockbuster yesterday.

But what made him depressed was that the website seemed to have been seized yesterday, and he couldn't find it after looking for a long time.

In the end, Chen Nan had no choice but to give up.

"Fuck the Internet police, it's okay to sweep up any yellow. ”

Shaking his head and sighing, Chen Nan opened QQ and logged in, and was about to chat with a beautiful woman, but there was a coughing sound in the speaker, and someone sent a friend to add a request.

Chen Nan frowned, clicked on the other party's information, and his eyes lit up.

Nickname: Little Vixen, Age: Eighteen years old, Gender: Female.

As soon as he saw the age and gender of the other party, Chen Nan didn't think about it, he directly agreed and added the other party as a friend, feeling that this god really has eyes, and he was looking for a beautiful woman to talk to, and this beauty was sent to the door.

After adding a friend, a message came from them quickly.

Chen Nan opened it and was dumbfounded.

"Brother, do you need special services? My sister is so lonely at home. ”

Chen Nan couldn't help but have three words in his mind - grass mud horse!

After a long time, the other party is a sleeping lady looking for business online?

Chen Nan patted his head, he felt that the current Internet was too cheating, when you wanted to play games, he jumped out of a yellow film for you, and now he wants to find a beautiful woman to talk about life, but he gave you a whole sleeping lady......

Chen Nan sighed and replied to the other party, "Miss, do you owe the day?"

thought that if such a sentence was thrown over, the other party would not reply again, but what made Chen Nan speechless was that the other party not only replied, but also replied quickly, very undisciplined!

"Uh-huh, my sister begged for the day. ”

Chen Nan had a feeling of being defeated, this young lady on the other side was simply invincible!

"Then how do you look?" Chen Nan was also bored, and replied to her without hurry.

"My sister is very beautiful, everyone who has seen me says that she is a child-faced**!"

Childish**?

Chen Nan subconsciously thought of Liu Tiantian, that Nizi is the real natural cute, absolutely childlike **!

"What's the use of just talking, take a photo and take a look. ”

The speed of the other party's reply was much faster than Chen Nan's, and another sentence popped out in the blink of an eye, "My sister is really beautiful, why do you have to look at the photos, I not only have a beautiful face, white and tender, but also **** thin waist, legs are also very long, especially the small mouth, but it is sexy, and it is very cool to play." ”

Chen Nan couldn't help but swallow his saliva, "Miss, you forgot to say ass." ”

"Nasty, is the ass that important?"

"Nonsense, if your ass is not good, everything is in vain, could it be that your ass is small?"

"Brother, you're so bad, people's butts are warped, round, and full of elasticity. Hee-hee, it's only a thousand yuan to play once, right?"

"Miss, you're so unprofessional, others only need a hundred yuan for a night, and you need a thousand for one, why don't you rob the bank?"

"Now a virgin is worth 10,000 yuan, although people are not virgins, but it is only the second time, and 1,000 yuan is cheap. ”

"Who doesn't say it's the second time for you to do this?"

"Ouch, it's really the second time, the little fungus is still pink and tender, not black at all. ”

"Then you can send a picture and take a look. ”

"No, how embarrassing, good brother, you just come to take care of the business, people are really lonely. ”

After chatting with her like this, Chen Nan found that he was shamelessly hard underneath, and the villain was holding his head high, as if he wanted to jump out of his underwear, "Stop talking nonsense, send photos." ”

"Good brother, don't be so fierce......"

Chen Nan was speechless, and directly closed the chat window, ready to find a movie to watch. He even wondered now that the young lady opposite could be a woman he knew, deliberately playing a prank.

Next, Chen Nan found a movie to watch, but the other party kept sending messages.

sent more than ten messages in a row, but Chen Nan didn't reply, and in the end, the young lady may have been helpless, so she had to send a picture file over.

Seeing that the photo finally came, Chen Nan couldn't wait to open the picture, but when he saw it, he suddenly felt an urge to scold his mother, and he was cheated! The woman in the photo turned out to be Fan Bingbing.

"Don't tell me you look the same as Fan Bingbing. Chen Nan replied.

"Yes, I'm really exactly the same as Fan Bingbing, you can come and take a look, if not, I'll let you cool off for a night for free, and I'll stick you with a thousand yuan." ”

Chen Nan stared at the woman in the photo, and was a little moved, this is simply carved out of the same mold as Fan Bingbing, a thousand yuan...... It doesn't seem to be very expensive, after all, it's the same face as a star.

Or...... Just go and cool off, taste the taste of a woman?

"Where are you? I'm coming for you. ”

After Chen Nan's message was sent, there was no response for a long time, and after a full five minutes, the other party replied with a sentence that made Chen Nan almost collapse: "Chen Nan, you are a dead beast, an animal with poor character to the point of scum, shameless and obscene is not a human being, and the old lady despises you!"

(After all, it's still late, the third chapter will be even later, let's read it tomorrow morning.) ）