Episode 144 Perverted Fertility
Aphids are a strange species.
It is the most fertile insect on the planet.
It is possible to breed 10 to 30 generations a year, and 3 generations a month, which is a terrifying statistic. In other words, within a month, a female aphid has completed a complete life from a girl to a grandmother.
On the other hand, if a human woman wants to become a grandmother (grandmother), she generally has to wait for 50 years, and if she follows the crazy reproduction of aphids, then the children born by our women in a day can stand densely on a whole tennis court.
It's chilling to think about, and it's hungry, so many children are born, everyone has to go hungry, and give half their lives to fight for a piece of bread.
Aphids and dinosaurs lived in the same era.
But through their super perverted fertility, after their old friends have become fossils, they are still living as vividly as they did hundreds of millions of years ago.
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When Yu Qiyun and his companions woke up from the shock, they immediately re-examined the aphid grandmothers in front of them with complicated eyes.
No matter how they look from head to buttocks, they are clearly a group of children, at most big girls and big guys, where is the half temperament of grandma and grandfather.
"How can you be so good?"
Soap bit his finger and finally couldn't help asking.
Aphid Suo smiled proudly: "Because we are born to give birth to children as soon as we land." ”
This sentence made everyone's eyes bulge again.
It's scary to think about.
As a human being, as soon as his child landed, he didn't start to hear the child call his father and mother, and he was cold, so he was directly upgraded to grandparents.
It's horrible!
"Liar! You... You've got to find an aphid husband first, right?"
Although she is young and knows little about adults, she also firmly knows that only when her parents are together can she give birth to children.
Her question was taken for granted and normal in Yu Qiyun's eyes.
Whether it is large animals such as elephants, tigers, whales, or small animals such as mice and flies, even ants with the same perverted fertility, it is only through the cooperation of men and women that they can reproduce.
Unexpectedly, the soap voice just fell.
These aphid grandfathers and aphid grandmothers laughed. It's like hearing the best joke in the world.
Ant Jasmine sighed and hurriedly explained:
"They are born, and in a minute, they can give birth to their babies directly, and they don't need to get married. ”
As soon as this statement came out.
There was silence.
Yu Qiyun and his friends didn't know what to say, since they came to the Amazon, the magical nature shook their nerves again and again.
Ants, peach blossoms, orchids, and apple blossoms stood quietly aside, with a sad look on their faces, they wanted to have a child in their lifetime, and aphids were born to be mothers. You can give birth to as much as you want, and you can give birth to as many as you want.
Therefore, every time they face aphids, it is an invisible cruelty for them.
Ant Jasmine empathized, sighed lowly, walked up to them silently, and hugged her sisters, both to comfort them and to comfort herself.
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"This is the legendary 'parthenogenesis'. ”
Yue An seemed to be talking to himself.
"What is parthenogenesis?" said the rice ball touching the back of his fat head. As a chef, he understands food very well, but he doesn't understand animals very much.
"Parthenogenesis is when a female animal does not need a union between a man and a woman to give birth to offspring. ”
Yue An said with an exclamation on his face.
Yu Qiyun grinned: "Fortunately, our human female compatriots are not so perverted, otherwise we men will be eliminated to nothing." ”
He patted the rice ball on the shoulder: "Little fat boy shoes, do you say yes, you will cry and faint in the kitchen by then." ”
"Phew, the beauties won't want me, I'll cook for them!" the rice ball smirked.
Both of them licked their faces and looked at Li Da Beauty.
But in exchange for Li Enchanting's fierce eyes.
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"Is your baby in the Red House?"
Soap's little hand pointed to the gall on the green leaves, curious about what it looked like inside.
"Our daughters, granddaughters, and great-granddaughters don't live with us because they will soon become someone else's mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, great-great-grandmother. "The aphid replied.
"But you're welcome to visit our home. ”
She looked at Yu Qiyun and the five humans enthusiastically, and she and her younger siblings also wanted to know what Yu Qiyun was, what kind of tribal race and living customs?
Just invite them to their own homes to sit down, cheer them up, and listen to their stories.
Due to the limited space of each red house, it is equivalent to a two-person tent in the wilderness.
So, each of the five of them had one aphid, and they happened to bring Yu Qiyun to their respective rooms.
Among them, Aphid Duo and Aphid Lei took away Yu Qiyun and rice balls, and Li Yourao Yue'an and Soap Soap were taken away by Mi Fasuo.
Ant Jasmine and the ant sisters sat cross-legged outside the house. They had long known what the aphid house looked like, and they had guessed that Yu Qiyun would be very disappointed.
Sure enough, it's only a few minutes.
I saw Soap Soap crawling out of the hole, shouting again and again that it was not fun, she went inside, the house was surrounded by four walls, empty, there was nothing, she was asked by the aphid, this guy, interrogated for a long time, what little sister, where are you a worm? Where did you come from and where are you going.
Annoying!
After a while, Yu Qiyun and his companions came out of the door the size of a dog's hole, which was small and stuffy, making it difficult for them to breathe, and if it weren't for the aphids' endless questioning, they would have run out long ago.
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However, they are still very envious of the peculiar house of aphids, according to Ant Jasmine, their gall house, to build, only need to spit a few mouthfuls into the leaves, compared to the same green leaves to build a house of leaf weavers, it is simply effortless to make people jealous and crazy.
A thought suddenly surged into Yue An's mind.
When the aphids came out, he suppressed his excitement and asked, "Your house is amazing! Can you control the size of the room? Can you show us the process of building your house live?"
Yue'an's adoration and eager eyes, for the aphids, are clearly a kind of sycophants in disguise, which makes them feel comfortable physically and mentally.
Such compliments, accustomed to the ants have never told them, in fact, the most proud of their lives are those two things, one is their perverted fertility, and the second is their strange ability to build houses.
Now there are 5 more new fans who adore them, asking them to show their tsundere abilities, which greatly satisfies their long-lost vanity.
Aphid immediately and cheerfully answered Yue An's question:
"We can control the size of the house (gall) at will, a house where one person lives, a mouthful of saliva into the leaves, two mouthfuls of saliva for two people... Five mouthfuls of saliva for five people, and so on. ”
Yue An was secretly surprised when he heard this, and hurriedly said:
"Then you can build us a house that can accommodate five of us at the same time, okay?"
Aphid looked at him with a smile:
"Absolutely, for example. (To be continued.) )