Liao Xuebing looked at the menu: "Then have a cup of iced coffee, ten beers, ten brioche tarts, and ten 'black princess' ice cream." ”

The principal said, "Okay, let's take a look at the information I've collected while eating, and you can help me analyze it." But your eating habits are really incongruous. ”

Liao Xuebing poured down a glass of beer in one go, stuffed two or three egg tarts, picked up an ice cream and licked it slowly, and took the kraft paper file bag.

The first thing that catches your eye is a one-inch photo of a big head, Mrs. Smith's expression is dull, this kind of photo is very common on ID cards and resumes, and it is not famous. There is also a biographical copy of Mrs. Smith, whose husband, Mr. Smith, is a British aristocrat and chairman of the Astral Consortium, owning 20 percent of Tulip High School, so Mrs. Smith joins the school board as a shareholder.

Lao Liao was very puzzled: "I can't see where my wife knows me, last time she said she was very grateful to me, but I obviously didn't have any impression." Am I a nameless thug, and there is any intersection with the life of the English aristocracy?"

Looking down the next page, it was a copy of Mrs. Smith's report and speech at last year's year-end board meeting, in a bland and serious tone, in official language, perhaps written with the help of the secretary, and it was difficult to analyze the clues. A handwritten list of his wife's daily social circle of friends by the principal lists the names of more than 20 people, but with the principal's talents, the authenticity of this list is very limited. A copy of Mrs.'s English handwriting, Liao Xuebing's broken English level is really difficult to speak.

Finally, there is a small MP4 player with 20M size recording files. Liao Xuebing put the earbuds away and asked the principal how to use this high-tech gadget, and a voice came out after turning on the switch: "Madam, uh, the weather is really good today, the sun is shining." These were the headmaster's words with a hint of flattery. "Mr. Chancellor, don't you think it's ridiculous to greet each other during working hours? Explain why the number of freshmen this semester is six percent lower than last semester?" was Mrs. Smith speaking. The headmaster seemed to wipe a handful of sweat in the headphones: "I think probably, probably, uh...... It seems that the school did not score well in the college entrance examination last semester, you know, parents are always willing to choose a school that can help their children go to college. "Then raise the score of the college entrance examination, start to grasp the foundation from the first and second grades, and order each class teacher to supervise the students. ”……

Liao Xuebing took off the headphones: "Hey, are you and Mrs. this kind of non-nutritious conversation?"

The principal was ashamed: "But I can't open the topic, I don't know what she's interested in." I want to know what I'm still looking for you for?"

Liao Xuebing wanted to complain to the principal about the situation of the second class of the second year, but he knew that now was not the time to blackmail, and when he helped him make a little achievement, he couldn't stop, so it would be good, so he smiled and said: "The ice cream is delicious, do you want one?" The principal shook his head, and Lao Liao said: "I want to know how much you are willing to pay to Mrs. Smith?"

"Although it was just unrequited love, I felt that I was willing to give everything for her, including my life. Facing Liao Xuebing, the principal naturally said what was on his mind.

"That's good, I need money for the event. ”

"What do you want money for? Mrs. Smith has money, and you can't touch her heart with diamonds!"

", why should I impress Mrs. Smith? Besides, you sent her a diamond for no reason, and she didn't suspect you of being a ghost. After listening to me, the first thing to do is to buy off the secretary next to Madame, her secretary must know her daily life well, such as what time she commutes to and from work, what kind of car she takes......"

The headmaster interrupted him and said, "What's the use of knowing Madame's car?

Liao Xuebing felt that the identity of the love saint was seriously questioned, and sneered three times, until the principal laughed inexplicably, before saying: "It's really annoying to talk to a layman, it's like talking to a primitive person about the working principle of a computer. Can you imagine a chimpanzee repairing a spaceship?"

The headmaster blushed: "That...... Why don't you explain the principle......"

Liao Xuebing licked a few mouthfuls of ice cream, and hung the principal's appetite before saying: "The car is like clothes, it is the external embodiment of a person's personality, he likes bells and whistles clothing, which shows that he has a strong desire to perform. If the lady drives a Rolls-Royce, it means that she pays attention to the face and is orthodox and old-fashioned, and if she drives a Ferrari, it means that there is a great element of adventure in the subconscious...... In this way, we can make a detailed judgment and then prescribe the right medicine. ”

The principal suddenly realized: "I didn't expect that Pickle Girl also has so much knowledge, and she is not inferior to FBI intelligence workers." Several times I saw my wife driving a red BMW. ”

"BMW?" Liao Xuebing's familiarity with the car was exhausted when he said that Jiang Lang had exhausted his skills just now, so he could only talk nonsense: "BMW...... From here, it can be seen that the owner's temperament is noble and unassuming, and he is somewhat superior to ordinary cars......"

"Good boy, good analysis, I think so when you say that. ”

Liao Xuebing felt that he could no longer dwell on the car issue: "Let's continue to talk about the plan to buy the secretary, let him collect as much information as possible, and then synthesize it, so that we can draw a final conclusion." The point is that you can't come forward. ”

"Then it's up to you to come forward, Madame's secretary is a twenty-seven-year-old English woman, named Catherine Jackson, unmarried, she personally brought her from England three years ago, graduated from the Cambridge University Business School, can speak fluent Chinese, has three years of experience in secretarial work, she lives at 156 Shimen Road. Liao Qingsheng, this is something you have to do. ”

Another gringo, I'm not good at dealing with foreigners, their way of thinking is so strange that it's hard to shirk the principal's request: "Yes, but I have a ...... for my activities." You know, to win the favor of foreigners, you can't just make it clear with money. ”

The headmaster was a little embarrassed—the money seemed too great, and said, "How do I know what you're spending your money for?"

"Haha, you're worrying too much, my strong character is obvious, will I defraud you of your money? After the matter is completed, isn't Mrs. Smith's hundreds of millions of family wealth still for you to squander?"

"Hey, I'm not in it for her money," the headmaster finally gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give you five thousand yuan tomorrow, and if you don't succeed, I'll deduct it from your salary." My son just got married, and he really can't come up with any money. ”

Damn, it's rare to see people who can take out 5,000 yuan in order to soak a girl, so let's agree first, if you really can't buy it, you can also make any excuses, anyway, this old guy is easy to fool.

He took out the "Youth Love Handbook" and slapped it on the table and said: "Headmaster, I can see that your basic knowledge is very poor, so take this book home for reference, maybe it will help you." ”

"What? Youth Love Handbook, what is the use of me as an old man?"

"You don't understand this, as long as a person is in the love stage, he can't serve old age, and he must always treat himself as a young person. What's more, there is no "Elderly Love Handbook" for sale. ”

Liao Xuebing finished licking the last ice cream and said, "It's not too early, I have to rest tomorrow so that I can devote more energy to the work of buying the secretary on Monday." ”

The principal held his hand tightly and kept shaking: "Xiao Liao, my last coffin book is for you, you must do it for me." ”

After resting at home for two days, the principal's 5,000 yuan has also been remitted to his bank account, and he has nothing to do, and he took some money to buy a few pieces of furniture and get them into the school dormitory, at least there are beds and sofas, and he doesn't have to sleep on the floor during the lunch break, and the guests don't feel too cold when they come.