Liao Xuebing tidied up the desktop, and saw that the boss in the center of the wall opposite the office had more than 700 disciplines densely listed under the "Teacher Guidelines and Self-cultivation", and he couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine and a sad face. "Smoking and drinking are not allowed on campus. "You are not allowed to talk nonsense that is not related to this lesson. "Male teachers must wear suits, and female teachers must wear skirts. Looking at his shirt stained with oil and wine stains, he said, "Let's do it, there is still a long time left for the paycheck." ”

Soon after the bell rang for class, many teachers came in the office one after another, and Song Yuhao was really enthusiastic and introduced him one by one, but where did Liao Xuebing remember? When everyone heard his class, they were either sorry or relieved: "It's so dangerous, I'm really afraid that the old pervert of the principal will transfer me to be the head teacher." "Good luck to the Death Class!"

Liao Xuebing understood that he had received a hot potato, and there was loneliness in his heart, and their words inspired his competitive spirit: "If I don't teach this class well, I will cut off my head and feed it to the dogs!" No one knew that he secretly swore a poisonous oath, and said that this new young man was humble and polite, so he stopped laughing and walked back to his seat to read the teaching handouts.

Jiang Feng, a third-grade teacher who also teaches Chinese, started talking to him: "Xiao Liao, let's have a cigarette, what? Don't smoke? Your attitude towards life is rigorous enough!"

"No......" Liao Xuebing smiled bitterly: "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to smoke in the school?"

"In the office, what are you afraid of? It's not in the classroom, no one says. Come on, what kind of college did you graduate from?" Jiang Feng forced the Marlboro cigarette case into his hand.

Liao Xuebing held back for a long time, and finally took a sip: "I graduated from the Chinese Department of Haida University, what about you, brother?"

Haida is the abbreviation of Zhonghai University, and it can be regarded as one of the top ten famous universities in the country, Jiang Feng's eyes immediately changed to a different level: "Haida? Yes, at least it is much better than me." Xiao Liao, you have to work hard, don't live up to the name of Haida. ”

Liao Xuebing smiled secretly: "Fuck you, Lao Tzu graduated from East Asia University in Zhonghai City, and the abbreviation is also Haida." Although the name of Dongya University is scary, it is at least several grades worse than that of Haida, so he is naturally ashamed to say it.

The two chatted for a while, and soon became acquainted, Liao Xuebing is a braggart master, and when he is in high spirits, he can always talk about the sky, and make up the story of the Haida campus with a clear eye, and the student life in his youth will always resonate with others.

"At that time, the whole dormitory of us was very poor, and we spent all our money on making beautiful women, and there was always no rice at the end of the month, and a group of people were so hungry that they were skinny. It just so happened that one of our teachers planted a few loofahs and rape in the experimental field, so we took advantage of the moonlight to pick all the vegetables in a pocket. When I returned to the dormitory, I pooled money to buy oil and salt seasonings, and while cooking, I asked someone to go outside the school to make a few catties of liquor. Think about it, we have been hungry for several days, and the more the rape is fried, the more fragrant it becomes, we can't help but drool, and we look at the classmate who is cooking. At this moment, someone pushed the door in, it was the teacher who planted vegetables, we didn't expect that he was on duty today to inspect the dormitory!"

When Jiang Feng heard the climax, he actually sighed: "Then what should you do?"

Liao Xuebing said with a smile: "It's a coincidence, the classmate who went out to drink happened to come back, and he didn't know where he got the ability, so he dragged the teacher and said, alas, teacher, you have worked hard to teach us, and you haven't repaid you much, why don't all the members of our dormitory be the east today, please have two drinks." We invited together, but the teacher couldn't refuse, and drank with us until late at night, and said that the dish was fried well, and then left drunk, and before leaving, we asked him to call him the next time we drank. The next day, the teacher watched his vegetable patch be ruined and flew into a rage. ”

Jiang Feng laughed: "You guys are amazing!"

He occasionally added: "I was young and ignorant at that time, it's really nostalgic!" Talking about how he chased girls with his classmates, and how he went to steal carp in the school fish pond in the middle of the night, it was like a storyteller, and Jiang Feng listened to it with relish, and he couldn't bear to interrupt him.

Jiang Feng wears a pair of glasses that are as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, traditional and a little old-fashioned, he used to study hard and rarely had contact with his classmates, although he also had the idea of having fun with his classmates, but he never integrated into their circle, and the best four years of his college life were spent in monotony and dullness, which has always been a pity. At this moment, when he heard Liao Xuebing's nonsense, he was also dancing with ordinary eyebrows, as if the young man who was stealing vegetables under the moon was himself.

Several of the other teachers pricked up their ears to eavesdrop, and they couldn't help but smile as he recounted the story that he had done back then. However, this situation fell in the eyes of several old and serious teachers, who felt that he was a little frivolous, and if he was in class, he would inevitably mislead people's children.

Ten minutes passed quickly between classes, and when the class bell rang, Jiang Feng was still unsatisfied: "Xiao Liao, let's have a good chat after school, I recognize a bar that is open during the day, I don't have classes in the afternoon, hehe......"

Liao Xuebing's eyes rolled and said, "Teacher Jiang, I am inexperienced, how about thinking of auditing a class in your class?"

The relationship between the two warmed up, and Jiang Feng naturally didn't want to refuse, "Then you go with me, the first class of high school, hehe, I'm afraid that I will be laughed at by you if I don't teach well." ”

The people in the office gradually dispersed, and only Song Yuhao was still browsing the lace news, Liao Xuebing put on his textbook and pen, and beckoned: "Teacher Song, do you want to go to the class together?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? I'm a physics teacher, why don't you sit in on me?" Song Yuhao shouted.

The two walked through the empty playground, the sun had risen high at ten o'clock in the morning, and the heat wave hit the air-conditioned room, and they didn't walk a few steps and were covered in slimy sweat. In the center of the playground stood a lonely boy, his head drooping, his clothes wet with sweat, and his two small thin legs trembling slightly in the scorching sun.

Liao Xuebing was very strange: "Teacher Jiang, that kid doesn't go to class and comes here to sunbathe, is it an activity arranged by the school?

Jiang Feng was not surprised, and said, "Didn't you see a sign tied to his back?"

If you look closely, it is a wooden sign two palms wide, with four strong and powerful characters written on it: "Weekly Star".

"There are conduct ratings in the school every week, according to the number of violations of discipline, the person in charge is the director of discipline Qiu Daqi, the student with the least score this week will be inserted into the sign to stand in the playground to show the public, play a role of police effect, strong shock, see if they dare to make trouble next time! Especially this student, has won three consecutive 'weekly stars', it is really too ignorant of self-love. If you serve five consecutive terms, you will be expelled from the school. ”

"No, isn't it......" Liao Xuebing said in his heart: "I thought I had encountered the filming scene of "Truant Dragon". It seems that that movie gave the school a lot of inspiration, and I wonder if they will come up with the perverted question of 'what is the name of the seventy-fifth concubine of Qin Shi Huang' in the history exam. ”

The boy smiled contemptuously when he saw the two teachers pointing at him, and slowly lowered his eyes and dozed off.

"Let's go, what's there to see, the punishment for this kind of student is too light and boring. ”

The scorching sun, if you stay in the sun for a long time, you will not only get sunburned, but it will also lead to heat stroke in serious cases, but the boy doesn't care at all.

"Did Director Qiu say that he made any mistakes?"

"It seems that Lao Qiu's tires have been drained. No big deal, you deserve it. ”

Qiu Daqi really has a lot of enemies......

Passing by the student, Liao Xuebing said, "Classmate, I hope you will continue to be elected as the weekly star next week." "It's better to dismantle Qiu Daqi's car. The student glared at him, his eyes shining fiercely, and then disappeared.

Go upstairs to the floor where the third grade is located. When Liao Xuebing arrived at the teaching building for the first time, he couldn't help but look around, and from time to time there was a passionate speech from the teacher of a certain class, the corridor was clean and wide, and two boys stood dejectedly outside the door of one of the classrooms.

"This, it should be punished for what bad things in class, right?" Liao Xuebing was very curious. He obviously hadn't encountered such an interesting thing when he was in high school.

"That's right, they are quite light, and they haven't met Director Qiu. ”

"What new tricks can Director Qiu have?"

"It's nothing, it's probably a bucket on your head, let's have a golden rooster to be independent. Come on, it's time for the first class, there's a vacant seat in the back, you enter through the back door, and I won't introduce you to the students. Jiang Feng straightened his tie, opened the door and walked in, and the noisy and chaotic classroom was suddenly silent, and the needle drop could be heard.

Liao Xuebing entered through the back door, only to see that the ground was covered with shredded paper, a boy standing on the table crawled down in a sneering manner, two girls maintained a scuffling posture, some people squeezed pimples in front of the mirror, some people slept on the table, their faces were drawn with thick brushes with six beards, and a very strong fat man held the dough and kept eating.

Jiang Feng turned a blind eye to all this, put the teaching handout on the podium, and said, "Go to class." ”

Everyone stood up lazily and shouted in a chaotic manner, "Hello teacher!" and someone shouted, "Good-Morning, Sir!" The sleeping man still didn't move.