Today's Demon Palace is a big stage, Chu Lingxi and Demon Venerable Juntang have appeared on the stage, the big and small gongs and drums have sounded, this unscripted fighting drama, whether you can sing it well depends on the Jiao'er's own ability.

Demon Venerable Juntang was originally simply enjoying the pleasure of being teased, but now he decided to attack it instead, teasing the demon girl's heart.

He has a bumpy road in love, no experience of success, but there are lessons of failure.

In addition, when he was chasing willow buds before, he had read a lot of love books with the intention of learning from the scriptures, and he still remembered some sweet words, so he simply borrowed them, trying to trick the demon girl, stepped forward and hugged her, and said in a magnetic soft voice-

"Ever since I met you, I've had one more shortcoming. ”

Chu Lingxi was confused, and couldn't understand which one he was singing: "Shortcomings?... How can Your Excellency have shortcomings..."

"Shortcomings you~", Demon Venerable Juntang's kiss fell on the soft green silk above her head, and her words were not sweet and greasy: "Without your company, the official document will become more and more boring." ”

"Venerable~" Chu Lingxi deliberately coquettish, the tail note dragged on and on, and there were nine curves and eighteen bends.

She couldn't help it, buried her head deep in the arms of the Demon Venerable, pouted and rolled her eyes, and secretly thought-

"A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, you are destined to be a single dog who has been alone for thousands of years!"

Demon Venerable Juntang's hand stroked her waist and asked, "Have you gained weight recently?"

All female animals are very sensitive to weight, and the female man Chu Lingxi is no exception, she can't dance with a sword or a knife after being reborn, except for eating and sleeping and dreaming, her life pattern is similar to that of a sow, and her body is indeed likely to develop in the direction of a sow, she touched her waist and abdomen and asked-

"Am I visibly fat?"

"I can't see it with my eyes, but I can feel it with my heart", Demon Venerable Juntang said another earthy love words: "Your weight in my heart is getting heavier and heavier. ”

"I hate it~" Chu Lingxi was coquettish on the surface, but he was still complaining behind his back: "I'm going to go, can you have less routines, more sincerity, a good old man, you have to use greasy and crooked jokes to respond to people, is it possible that you are possessed by ghosts?"

Demon Venerable Juntang's performance is not over yet: "I want to buy a piece of land, and in the future, you and I will return to seclusion and be a pair of free mandarin ducks carried by Bai Shou forever." ”

"Buying land?... I don't know what Your Excellency likes?"

Chu Lingxi hated to wake up the crazy pig's trotters with one punch, she tried her best to restrain the urge to scold the street, and there were countless swear words swearing in her heart-

"What the hell, you sit on the territory of the Demon Realm, you can live in seclusion on any mountain, why spend money to buy land, you shouldn't be engaging in Versailles-style vulgarity to show off your wealth!?"

Demon Venerable Juntang said the answer: "The land I want to buy is your dead heart." ”

Chu Lingxi beat his chest again with a small pink fist: "Your Excellency is really bad~ You have already lived in the hearts of others domineeringly, so why do you need to buy and sell with vulgar gold and silver~"

She took the inconsistency between the outside and the inside to the extreme, and what she said in her heart was actually - "My aunt and grandmother are precious, even if you are the supreme of the demon world, you can't afford it!"

The love words of the Demon Venerable are all from the old-fashioned romance script, which is greasy and old-fashioned in Chu Lingxi's opinion.

But this is also understandable, after all, the difference between the two of them is about five hundred years old, and there is one generation gap after another between them, if it is not commensurate with the honorific title, Chu Lingxi should call the demon venerable "uncle".

Chu Lingxi didn't want to be passively disgusted, so he decided to take the initiative to fight back, and said coquettishly: "Your Excellency, I want to put a big Sinan in the room." ”

This time, it was the turn of the Demon Venerable to be confused, and he wondered, "Why?"

Chu Lingxi's eyes crooked with a smile: "People are worried that they will be favored and will not be able to find the north~"

The little fox's teasing skills are obviously higher, not greasy, and a little cute.

Demon Venerable Juntang pinched the demon girl's chin, lifted her face, and released his own big move: "You are like a scroll, the more I look at it, the more I want to sleep." ”

Chu Lingxi is extremely hopeful, what he said about "sleeping" is simply sleeping upside down, but looking at the hormonal eyes of the big pig's trotters, it seems to be sleeping in the same bed, without shame.

The demon venerable underestimated the demon girl, thinking that the girl's family couldn't catch the stalk of the meat joke.

"I hate it~I try to make fun of others~" Chu Lingxi happened to be a heroine in the meat joke world, and when she saw the move, she deliberately pretended to be ashamed: "Your Excellency, you are actually not the type I like." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang's fingers increased a little strength, pinched her jaw, frowned, and said, "What kind of man do you like?"

Chu Ling's eyes were shining: "I like an empathetic gentleman, not a **** jackal." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang was defeated, and he couldn't win the fight, so he punished the little fox by hard means, he tightened his arms, and wanted to indulge in sex with her.

Chu Lingxi had expected that he would be furious again, so he had already taken precautions, and he got out of his arms like a loach, jumped straight out of bed, two feet away from the hooves of the beast and the big pig, and raised his hand to stop him from approaching-

"Keep a safe distance and have something to say, otherwise I will be bullied by you again to vomit blood!"

The little fox with no conscience just stirred up the fire, no matter how extinguishing the fire, Demon Venerable Juntang felt both excited and helpless, and at the same time couldn't help but care: "Put on your shoes, the ground is cold." ”

Chu Lingxi didn't go back to the bed to throw herself into the hooligan's net, she sat at the table of the Eight Immortals, her bare feet dangling: "I'm not afraid of the cold!"

Demon Venerable Juntang turned his finger to Shi Xianfa, put on Luo socks and embroidered shoes for her, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Even if it is the essence of a thousand-year-old fox, it is less than one-ten-thousandth of yours. ”

He looked like he had never seen the world, and he was quite cute, Chu Lingxi knew as soon as he heard it that the Demon Venerable didn't know what the temptation of the fox spirit was.

She was fortunate enough to see the beauty of a thousand-year-old fox spirit, not only the men present were hooked, but even she was almost bent.

For the sake of the Demon Venerable saving her life, after Chu Lingxi leaves Liu Ya's body in the future, she can consider finding a few glamorous fox spirits with Taoism to give to the big pig's trotters, so that he can open his eyes.

However, at this time, she must not reveal the wonders of the fox spirit, in case the demon venerable on a whim and recruits a large group of little goblins into the demon palace because of greed for freshness, then Chu Lingxi's status as a favorite concubine may not be guaranteed, and the rescue of his brother will be gone.

She decided to say more witty things to make the big pig's trotters happy: "We are very well matched, and we are both very excessive people." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang doesn't know much about the jokes of the younger generation: "How can you say this?"

Chu Lingxi put his hands on his cheeks and sold cuteness: "Your Excellency is too charming, I am too fascinated." ”

The subtext in her heart is actually - "Come on~ continue to make jokes~ Grandma will never lose to you! Love me, are you afraid?"

Demon Venerable Juntang had sultry thoughts, but he became an idiot who was flirted, and he smirked for a moment before he realized that his purpose had not been achieved.

The little fox is much more difficult to deal with than imagined, no matter what tricks she can deal with wittily, from the beginning of her entry into the Demon Palace, she just showed her cowardice when she had just made out too much.

Demon Venerable Juntang couldn't help but have a headache and troubles, facing the demon goddess of war, it seemed that there was only one way to sleep at the moment, but he couldn't sleep and couldn't sleep, which only increased his troubles.

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