26. Useless boutique papers

After the extreme sailing, Zhang Yi immediately returned to Yujing, and the next day he handed in his paper "The Mechanical Application of Rapid Windsurfing" to Professor Wang, Professor Wang organized expert seminars, and a group of people watched Zhang Yi's extreme navigation video and teaching video, before they began to discuss Zhang Yi's paper, and then a group of people felt speechless, this no longer needs to be discussed, the springboard this toy, has been played by Zhang Yi out of a new height that they can not understand.

In the paper, Zhang Yi decomposed in detail the force of the windsurfing jumping process, how to use these forces are described in detail, they used computers to verify the video and animation on the spot, and all the data are very accurate.

He was able to jump the whole voyage smoothly, but he didn't just stand on the windsurf and wait, but looked for the moment when the waves were upwell, jumped up with both feet, grabbed the mast and pulled it up, and jumped up with the whole windsurf, after falling into the water, just at the position where the previous wave was about to rise, he jumped again, and the forward speed was not only the wind, but also the thrust of the waves when the waves were upwell.

When Zhang Yi jumps in mid-air, there is no resistance for the sail, so he can jump farther, from the initial continuous wave jump, to cross three waves at a time, it is necessary to accurately calculate, how big the sail should receive, how much force to use on the legs, are clearly written, because only accurate, the landing point will be appropriate.

Zhang Yi has studied so meticulously that in the eyes of some professors, the paper has no other purpose than to explain that it is a long-distance voyage. Look at the paper this way, because they didn't see the afterword of Zhang Yi's paper.

Because the board is very large, when the waves are upturned, the impact force of the springboard falling, compared with the impact force of the waves rising up, is insignificant, in the postscript of the paper, the springboard is broken down into two oval shoe boards, when the wind is level five, as long as there are 50 centimeters long, 30 centimeters wide elliptical board tied to the soles of the feet, Zhang Yi can achieve walking on the waves.

The shoe board is the real purpose of Zhang Yi's research on this paper, take a cargo ship to the sea near the target, put on the shoe board and land directly on the waves, this is his secret weapon, of course he will not say it, and he has not even made a sample.

handed in Professor Wang's paper, Zhang Yi took out the postscript and replaced it with this sentence: If the wind is stronger, or the sail can be retracted smaller, it can jump faster, but the wind and waves are too strong, which is very dangerous for ordinary people, and it is not recommended to go to the sea if the wind is above level five.

The video only made the essentials of the actions, without this paper, I don't know how those actions work, and not everyone can understand the paper, and those who understand it have to verify the video and animation to understand what Zhang Yi said.

Because of the limitation of the sail, Zhang Yi jumped across three waves most of the time, so that it would look mechanical, and it seemed that he and the windsurf board were continuously bounced off, which is difficult for ordinary people to do. However, if you don't understand the principle, you can still jump out, but you can't learn Zhang Yi's long-distance navigation.

During the dissertation discussion, the Department of Physics also invited Professor Qi to participate in the seminar, and during the whole seminar, he did not say a word, because he did not know what Zhang Yi was talking about in the thesis, and finally someone proposed that the Department of Physics of Yu University award Zhang Yi a doctorate in physics. Professor Qi was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled and said, "I don't understand physics, you think he deserves it." ”

As a result, the leader said: "You have to agree to this, of course, Zhang Yi has to ask you to do the work." ”

Zhang Yi's situation is very special, he has graduated with a doctorate in liberal arts, and the Department of Archaeology has forced a professor to him. As a result, he suddenly studied science, and the Department of Physics especially wanted Zhang Yi as a doctor. Because Zhang Yi is so famous, he has money in his hands, and he is willing to donate money to make research funds, and Master Lin has never been short of money since he cooperated with Tianhe Dojo, and the Gaojiabao project has allowed Yujing Lin University to achieve a lot of research results, which will have a huge role in promoting the development of the entire western region.

The state and the university have allocated a lot of money, but it is impossible to meet all their projects.

This is clearly about to rob people, which means that the head of the department has a good relationship with Professor Qi, knowing that Professor Qi doesn't care about this, so he said it hard, after all, persuading a professor of archaeology to become a doctoral student in physics sounds weird.

Zhang Yi studied physics, Professor Qi also agreed, Zhang Yi was able to have results, he was very pleased, as a result, Zhang Yi only wrote two papers, he was able to become a doctor, he felt unreliable, so he spoke very tactfully.

Professor Qi knew that they were going to get Zhang Yi's research funds, and it was difficult to say that they were looking for Zhang Yi to ask for it directly. However, Zhang Yi is not a person who throws money, and has provided 5 million funds to archaeological projects for the ancient tomb project in Gaojiabao, and has not sponsored the Department of Archaeology of Yuda University.

Zhang Yi is an independent researcher in the Department of Archaeology, and the final doctoral dissertation doesn't even understand him as a tutor, and Professor Qi can't say anything about it, so he nodded and agreed, and when he told Zhang Yi everything about the seminar, Zhang Yi understood it as soon as he heard it.

He is unwilling, his money is reserved for the staff of the dojo as research expenses, the research results are from the Tianhe dojo, the professor's scientific and technological projects have nothing to do with him, why did he pay this money, outsiders only see his generosity, but ignore his shrewdness, and it is very axial.

Professor Wang is a retired professor, Zhang Yi studied physics with him, and has nothing to do with the physics department, so he said to Professor Qi: "How to wear so many doctor's hats? We don't need to bother with these trivial things, you always have time to come to my house and find Sister Wan to drink tea and enjoy paintings." ”

Zhang Yi opened up to talk about Sister Wan, and Professor Qi immediately understood that Zhang Yi was only studying knowledge and did not want to go to the physics department.

Zhang Yi couldn't pretend to be stupid, and when he went to Professor Wang to ask questions, he directly told Professor Qi what he meant to persuade him to study as a doctoral student in physics, first took Professor Qi out, and then said to Professor Wang: "In physics, I started with only high school foundation, and after a year of study, in some fields, it is beyond the scope of general graduate research, but I haven't covered a lot of knowledge that undergraduates should learn, so if they really want to give, just give me an undergraduate student status." When you pass the other knowledge exams, you can justifiably obtain a bachelor's degree in physics. Zhang Yi remembers the professor's guidance, and let's talk about the rest. ”

This is a direct refusal, but Professor Wang also likes to listen to it, and remembers in his heart that it is your disciple, as for other false names, it is okay.

When he arrived at the academy, he would not care if he repeated the first half of Zhang Yi's sentence, the doctor of physics was just a transaction, and it was a flower arrangement on Zhang Yi's head, and it looked ugly when he wore it, according to Zhang Yi's intelligence, he would definitely not accept it.

Although Zhang Yi refused to study for a doctorate, he was still studying physics, he was not interested in applied physics, only liked to study theories, but after studying classical mechanics for a year, he soon changed his interest, from studying the transformation of force and energy to kinetic energy into electromagnetic energy, because Zhang Yi believed that Reiki was geomagnetic energy, and he urgently needed to understand electromagnetic energy clearly.

Although Professor Wang understood, he was unwilling to teach this, so he introduced him to Professor Zhao, who specializes in electromagnetic energy.

Professor Zhao is very old-fashioned, knowing that Zhang Yi has never entered the classroom for a day, he graduated with a doctorate in archaeology with a fist, and he became a professor exceptionally. It's only been a year since I changed my major to physics, and someone wants to give me a Ph.D. Other professors' perceptions of Zhang Yi are different. He disagreed, because Zhang Yi was not qualified, and he didn't like to pick and choose research knowledge.

Therefore, I am not used to Zhang Yi: "It's okay to follow me, it's okay not to go to class, I'll just throw you a book, you can read it yourself, I can answer any questions you have, but if you want to change the book, you have to complete one of my test papers, I think you have digested the book, so I will change the book for you." Professor Wang has a casual personality, I am very strict here, if you want to learn from me, you have to learn from me. ”

Of course Zhang Yi doesn't care, Professor Wang's knowledge, of course he didn't finish it, but he finished learning it if he was interested, and he didn't want to study it if he wasn't interested, so he skipped the subject.

Professor Wang felt that Zhang Yi was a purposeful researcher and only wanted to know what he wanted to know, so he did not set a frame for Zhang Yi, but in the eyes of others, this is not the case.