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Wolverines don't have much meat, only a few kilograms. But this fur is a good thing, and you can make a fluffy scarf by hand by cutting it. Rengar is a pickier eater than a human, and he doesn't eat his internal organs when his heart comes out. Fortunately, it wasn't hungry and couldn't eat much. J-20 is not taboo, but it can't eat too much.

The rest was all dinner for everyone.

"Because the environment didn't allow it, we didn't cook the first dinner in the wilderness with too much care. But this time I brought some sugar, sea salt, and whiskey, which I might use to cook the broth. Brother Lei, you can help boil a pot of snow water. ”

"Okay~ I have a simple cutting board in my backpack, you can take it out and use it. ”

"Good!"

Two men sit on the ground with a cutting board on their laps and do wild food.

There are pairs of eager eyes all around, and everyone is chatting with each other and waiting for food.

A piece of hot air billowed out of the pot, and everyone was busy swallowing their saliva.

Chen Ergou used a Finnish knife as a dinner knife, poked out a piece of meat and tasted it, and said, "The meat is a little old." Because the altitude here is too high and the temperature is too low, the snow water can't be boiled all the time. But my ingredients are good, the taste is not too bad, everyone can try it. ”

Everyone couldn't wait and got out of their sleeping bags.

Learn how he pokes a piece of meat with a Finnish knife and feasts on it.

"Hmm~ It's hot. Yun'er spit out her fragrant tongue, and the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't wait to go up and take a bite when they saw this cute appearance.

"Delicious, tasty, and a little sweet. ”

Sect Leader Huang did not hesitate to praise and said, "This is not too bad, it is simply a masterpiece." Very chewy!"

Chen Ergou lay down with Ge You, leaning on Huang Lei's shoulder, and eating meat in a big gulp.

The camera perfectly presented everyone's expressions, and the audience in the live broadcast room was tired again-

"This kind of show is to show us a truth: what others eat is fragrant!"

"The dog master pretends to be forced every day, releases poison every day, and the audience is tricked every day~"

"Hey, poor misfortune has been tricked, hungry and panicked...... At one o'clock in the morning, do I still have to go out for a late-night snack?!"

After eating and drinking, everyone finally recovered.

So they went out together to boo, but they almost froze off the chicken's head. Hurriedly finished hissing, and hurriedly climbed into the snow cave with a cold body. Chen He exaggerated: "At least minus 20 degrees, it's not a place for people." ”

The two girls were going to boo, but when they saw everyone's appearance, they would rather hold back than go out.

Chen Ergou wrapped the remaining part of the meat, loosened it and stored it in the distance outside the cave, and made a mark: "In this way, we can prevent hungry polar bears from touching and knocking on our door at night." It's not early, let's go to bed early, I'll sleep on the outside. You don't have to worry about the fire going out, I'll call everyone if there's a problem. He helped everyone zip up their sleeping bags one by one.

Huang Lei said: "It's quite interesting to sleep in a chase shop like this, a rare and fresh experience." ”

"Oba, help me cover the quilt. Yun'er raised her head coquettishly and coquettishly.

"Okay, stick your head down. ”

Yun'a suddenly said, "I want to pray before I go to bed, is it okay?"

"Pray, no problem, come on. ”

"Yuna, are you a Christian? ”

Yun'er folded her hands and prayed: "God, thank you for giving me Chen Ergou Oba, who made us feel safe and brought us delicious food. It makes me feel like I can think of the wilderness as I think I can see. Thank you, God, for giving me so many good friends. Sister Xiaomi, Xiao Ming Oba, Little Fish Oba, Little Bird Oba, and Teacher Huang, they made me very happy and relaxed. Thank you, God. My prayers are over. ”

Everyone laughed.

Chen Ergou smiled: "Okay, I'll pray too." Pray that we will make it through the glacier, find the right place to set up camp, and make it through this wilderness survival journey. ”

Millet said: "I pray that I will sleep warmly tonight, and tomorrow morning will be a sunny day." ”

Huang Lei said: "I also pray, pray for my family, pray for my family and my children to be safe. Pray for the best of the rest. ”

"Doesn't it feel good to have children?" asked Sect Leader Huang.

Huang Lei smiled: "Yes, in fact, sometimes I feel that children are too noisy at home, but once I stay away, I will start to miss them." ”

For a while, there was something called warmth, spreading inside the icy snow cave. It seems to be contagious, transmitted to tens of millions of viewers and tens of millions of families through the radio and through the lens.

I was still guarding the live broadcast room in the middle of the night, but I was suddenly a little moved. Maybe I haven't slept until now, just to wait for a good night.

But not all of us need to pray.

Chen He didn't pray, he said to Chen Ergou, who came over to help him zip up, "Mom, tell me a story." ”

Peng Yuyan said: "I want to listen too." ”

"I'm going to listen to it too. Yuna cheered.

Huang Lei smiled: "Are you all children who haven't grown up?"

Sect Leader Huang said: "We're still broadcasting." ”

"What's the matter, the Lun family is only 6 years old. Chen He said cheaply.

Peng Yuyan said: "The Lun family is eight years old, how old are you Yun'er?"

Yun'er smiled: "Haha, the Lun family is only 10 years old, and they are still children." ”

Xiaomi also said coldly: "I am 12 years old and my sister." ”

Er Huang was defeated, and the Huang Sect Leader said, "Okay, I'm eighteen years old, and I also need to listen to stories and sleep." ”

"Well, let's tell the children a story about the snowman in the snow cave, which my grandmother used to tell us when she was a child. ”

Chen Ergou himself also got into the sleeping bag and slept with Rengar in his arms, while J Twenty fell asleep on the warm bed. He glanced at the camera, and there were still more than 10 million people, and began to speak: "It is said that once upon a time there was a huge snow cave, and there lived in it a monster similar to an ape-man with long hair. It was very lonely, so it went to a nearby village to rob a beautiful Gu Liang and went back to be his wife! They lived in a snow cave, and the monster went out every day to catch small animals for her to eat, and kept mating with her! Later, Gu Liang ran back to the house when the monster went out to hunt for food, and not long after he returned, he gave birth to a freak who was half human and half hairy!"

Gu Liang thought that after all, she was born by herself, so she raised it. It wasn't long before the monster found her house, and she stood locked on the back window with the baby in her arms. The monster watched the baby reach into the house from the window and hold the child, and Gu Liang handed her the child in her arms. Then the monster said, "Born with half you and half me." grabbed one leg with one hand and tore the child in half, and gave the side without long hair to Gu Liang!"

“……”

When the story was over, the cave was quiet for a long time.

Then there was a large complaint, Chen He: "If I don't speak, is no one talking?"

Yuna: "Oba, I don't want to talk to you anymore. ”

Xiaomi: "Speaking of this horror story, it was actually told to children?!Is it really your grandmother's story?"

Sect Leader Huang: "It's okay to tell such a bloody story full of JQ to children!"

Chen Ergou laughed and said, "It's really my grandmother who said it." ”

"She also told me the story of the fox hole, and she said that the fox hole was like a red light on the socket, and there was an outlet with a red light in the room at that time, and as a result, I am sometimes a little scared when I see it!

"My mother also inherited the tradition of my grandmother, when I was a child, my mother told me a story about an old grandmother who liked to coax children to her house with candy, and then killed and cooked porridge, and once when she went to eat porridge alone, she ate a finger and was discovered. This story tells us not to eat anything given by strangers, I was still scared until junior high school~"

"Haha, bum, your childhood was so dark!!!"

The live broadcast room has been turned over by 6-

"999, I love this story of half you and half me. ”

"This grandmother said so gloomily. ”

"It's supposed to be a tiger grandmother. ”

The Lun family almost fell asleep, but they couldn't sleep in fright. ”

"Three minutes of silence for the dog's gloomy childhood. ”

Everyone complained, but Chen He did the opposite, saying: "I like this kind of story, do you still have a dog mother?"

"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it~" Yuna screamed.

"Okay, good night everyone, let's go to bed early, don't stay up late. ”

The snow cave was quiet, and after a while, Yun'er suddenly said, "Let's talk about it, just the last one." ”

"Poof~" Huang Lei couldn't hold back his laughter.

Xiaomi warned, "Yuna, you'll regret it. ”

There were listeners, Chen Ergou was obviously interested, coughed dryly and moistened his throat, and began to speak: "Then the last one." ”

"It is said that in the past, two sisters and brothers and their parents were away from home to work, and when they went out, they told them not to open the door to strangers! In the afternoon, there was a knock on the door. My sister hid in the door and asked, "Who?" The grandmother outside said, "I am your grandmother!" My sister looked at the crack in the door and said, "You are not my grandmother, my grandmother wears green clothes!"

Then the monster outside the door went to the banana tree next to the house, broke a large banana leaf, tore it in half and tied it to its body, and knocked on the door again! This time it was my sister who looked through the crack in the door and said, "My grandmother has a big bun on her head." The monster went to the cow on the side of the road, grabbed a handful of cow from the pile and pasted it on the back of his head, and knocked on the door again. My sister said, "My grandmother has a mole on her head." The monster killed a fly and stuck it on the door of the head, and then knocked on the door!

When she went in, she said that her mother had asked her to take care of her siblings! At night, it was time to go to bed! Grandma said to her sister, "Sister, you can sleep by yourself." My younger brother was still young, so my grandmother took her to sleep! My sister went to sleep in the next room. When I slept until midnight, I heard the sound of eating next door and ran to the room where my grandmother was sleeping next door. ”

"When I got to the bed, I tripped over the rope and kicked a ball. Grandma asked, "It's a strap, and the ball was brought over to coax my brother!" Grandma asked Grandma if she was scared, and if she was afraid, she would sleep together. As soon as my sister touched the bed, she felt wet, so she asked if my brother was wetting the bed again? Grandma said yes, you sleep on Grandma's end!"

"Ah Mei walked to the window and found ......"

Speaking of this, he paused deliberately, and said in a gloomy tone: "I found that it was some intestines that tripped over me just now, and that ball is my brother's head." The quilt was soaked in blood, so it was wet to the touch. My sister hurriedly ran out of the hall and climbed up to the attic with a ladder! Grandma ran out and asked, "Sister, why are you climbing up?" My sister was very clever and said, "Grandma's mother said that you came to give you bread, and it was upstairs, and I will throw it down for you, and you carry it with your clothes!" Then my sister poured a jar of lime into Grandma's eyes, and the monster's eyes could not see, and her face began to rot, and she also told you that you have no conscience, blind my eyes, and see that I don't kill you, but eat you!"

"My sister climbed down and pulled it and said, Grandma, I'll take you to the river to wash up! So I took the monster Grandma to the river, and while it was washing its eyes, I pushed it down! The monster screamed and slowly melted away, turning into a series of locusts!"

“……”

"Ahh

Xiaomi said with a thick sense of resentment: "Chen Ergou, I don't want to talk to you anymore." ”

Everyone's expressions were crooked, "I don't want to see leeches in my life." ”

Only Chen Ergou's arrogant laughter rang out, laughing, and didn't disappear until very late.

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