Thirty-six times, the scholar angrily exposed the deception, but unexpectedly, he was spit on by everyone
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"Liar, liar?" Hausel glanced at the scholar next to him, and then glared at the fortune teller.
The fortune teller's face sank, he squinted at the scholar, clenched his fists and said coldly: "This son, you look like a scholar, how can you do such a bloody thing?!"
"Xiao, Xiaosheng is not nonsense, you, you are clearly a liar!" the scholar blushed and shouted at the top of his voice.
"Liar?" the fortune teller smiled, "From beginning to end, the people of Benshan have not charged a penny to this little brother?
Yes, not a penny is confiscated, it must not be a cheat, it can't be - Hao Se covered his chest with a nervous face - cheating, right?!
"You naturally don't pay attention to those few pennies!" the scholar took a breath and hugged his fist at Hao Se, "This brother, Xiao Sheng has been writing letters for people in a stall across the street since half a month ago, and he sees it very clearly, in the past ten days, this person has used this method to deceive eight people, and the crimes he has committed are really unspeakable!"
"What nonsense!" said the fortune teller, angrily, "what evidence do you have?"
"If Xiao, Xiaosheng had evidence, he would have reported it to the official a long time ago!" the scholar stiffened his neck and said in a stiff voice, "Brother Tai, you don't know, Shicai's sachet is filled with drugs, and it will only take half an hour to lose consciousness on your body, and when the time comes, he will follow you, and when you are unconscious, he will loot all the money on Brother Tai's body, and he can't even leave any evidence!"
"Damn, isn't it!" Hause's face suddenly changed, and he jumped up from the stool and jumped to the side.
"A bunch of nonsense! a bunch of nonsense!!" The fortune teller was so angry that his eyes were red, "Benshan people are cultivators who have attained the Tao, and they have been slandered by you as a nerd, you, you, you, you, you
"What kind of cultivation of immortals is simply a deception!" The scholar did not show weakness and was full of words.
"Nonsense! This little brother's past and future have long been clearly seen by the eyes of the people in the mid-levels......" The fortune teller wiped his forehead and shouted.
"Yes," Hauser swallowed, "this gentleman just clearβ".
Obviously Lao Tzu's time machine and Lao Tzu's origin are all 7788......
What's more, Lao Tzu's identity as a background, if he doesn't really have some ability, how can he say it so appropriately?
"Brother Tai, Xiao Sheng heard it very clearly before. The scholar clenched his fists and raised his eyes to look at Hao Se, his eyes were bright and clean like two clear springs, "Among the divination images of this person's suitable talent for Brother Tai, there are only two points that cut into Brother Tai's heart: one is what Brother Tai wears, and the other is the origin of Brother Tai's hometown, and the rest of the nonsense is all alarmist and unbelievable words, is this so?"
"Uh-" Hao Se scratched his face and thought.
Damn, if you remember it, it's really true!
Except for hinting at the time machine receiver and Lao Tzu's extraordinary background, the rest is really not too related!
"That's true. Thinking of this, Hao Se couldn't help but nod and glanced at the fortune teller over there.
When the fortune teller heard this, he smiled smugly: "This is the work of the heavenly eye of the mountain people!"
"So it can be regarded as the eye of heaven?" The scholar frowned, and his pale face faintly revealed anger, "That Xiaosheng also has the ability of the eye of heaven, I wonder if this Taoist is willing to compete with Xiaosheng?!"
"Bullshit!This heavenly eye of Benshan people has been cultivated for many years, how can it be that ordinary people like you can easily obtain magical powers?!" The fortune teller was angry when he heard this, and scolded loudly.
The scholar's eyes flashed, he turned his head to look at Hao Se, and hugged his fists again: "Brother Tai, you are walking in the market, your brows are deeply locked, your pace is difficult, obviously there is something difficult in your heart, and every time Brother Tai stops, he will unconsciously touch the crook of his arm, thoughtful. β
Speaking of this, the scholar glanced at Hao Se's arm.
Hao Se immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and couldn't help but touch the time machine receiver under his sleeve.
I went, but I didn't realize that I still had this habit!
And the protrusion of the clothes at the elbow of the brother Tai is obviously an accessory in it, and the things that can make the brother Tai frequently rub when he is unconscious must be very precious to the brother Tai, so this person is nonsense, saying that this thing is a treasure in the world. The scholar continued.
Hauser glared at the dead fish and shot at the fortune teller.
But seeing that at this time, the fortune teller was frowning and sweating on his forehead, obviously being said to be right.
"As for the origin of Brother Tai, it is even simpler!" "The scholar's eyes were clear and bright, and he raised his voice, "If you are not mistaken, Brother Tai is one of the guys in the Sangsi Lane Sangjia Tea Stall, which has become famous in the past few days." β
"Eh, yes, it's me. Hao Se nodded stunned.
The scholar smiled slightly, and bowed to Hao Se: "Now everyone in Le'an County knows that the two guys from the Sangjia tea stall have extraordinary backgrounds, so this person pushed the boat down the river, saying that Brother Tai is a master who fell from the sky, so saying, half compliments and half temptation, no matter how Brother Tai understands, he naturally feels very appropriate." β
That's what it means to say "from heaven"?
Hao Se was immediately shocked into a sweat.
The ancestors are banban, I can't imagine that Lao Tzu will also be recognized by people walking on the street one day, this is really afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong!
"This cultivator, dare to ask Xiao Sheng, this 'Heavenly Eye' is still effective compared to you?" the scholar asked with a straight back and a solemn face, looking at the fortune teller fixedly.
Look at the fortune teller again, his face is as black as the bottom of a pot, his triangular eyes are shooting, and he is staring at the scholar like this, just when Hao Se thought he was going to beat the scholar fat, suddenly, his face showed a mocking smile: "Stinky boy, do you know what the consequences of provoking my Tianji Dao people?!"
"Xiaosheng doesn't care who you are, what your name is, Xiaosheng only knows, the way of a gentleman lies in Mingde, a gentleman stands upright, although Xiaosheng does not dare to call himself a gentleman, but he has read a few days of sage books, and he must not let such evil people like you do evil in front of him, and pollute this good and decent path of sages. The scholar looked at the street behind him, where there were literati and artists, and clenched his fist into the air, and said in a condensed voice.
"Good, good, good!you're good!" the fortune teller smiled coldly, pulled the things on the table, rolled up the tablecloth and turned to leave, "Boy, you wait, the people of Benshan will definitely let you go around without food!"
"What Xiaosheng does, he is worthy of heaven and earth, and he will not be afraid of you!" the scholar raised his chest and held his hands, and said aloud towards the back of the fortune teller.
The fortune teller turned around and broke a bite, turned around the corner, and disappeared.
Hao Se took a long breath, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and respectfully hugged his fist to the scholar in front of him: "Thank you for saving this scholar, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." β
"Brother Tai doesn't have to thank me! Xiao Sheng deserves it!" Shu Chang returned the salute, his jade face flushed slightly, "In the past half a month, Xiao Sheng has seen several people deceived by this bureau, but he has no courage to step forward to expose the scamββ"
Speaking of this, Shuchang sighed and shook his head slightly, "If you hadn't recognized Brother Tai today, knowing that Brother Tai is a person with high skills, you would never be afraid of such traitors, Xiao Sheng may still have to choose to turn a blind eye......"
"Scholar, you are really too modest, no matter what you say, you saved Lao Tzu once today, Lao Tzu will definitely remember it in his heart, and he will repay you well in the future!" Hao Se smiled and patted the scholar's shoulder.
The scholar's figure swayed slightly, and when he looked up at Hao Se's smiling face, he couldn't help but smile slightly.
Under the warm sunlight of the high sun, the scholar dances lightly in his clothes, his temperament is like an orchid, his smile is shy, and his eyes are moist like water, he is really a humble gentleman, warm and moist like jade.
Hao Se's eyes immediately straightened a little.
"You guys, you've done a great thing!"
Suddenly, a voice interjected.
Hao Se and the scholar turned their heads to look, but saw that the scholars who were selling paintings, calligraphy and painting fans around them had all gathered around.
Scholar Yu showed a pleasant smile on his face, and raised his fist and said:
"Brothers, that liar is gone, you can rest assured here-"
"Wow!"
A cloud of ink suddenly splashed without warning, dousing the scholar's head and face.
"What are you doing here!" Hao Se was immediately furious, kicked the ink-splashed scholar aside, and turned around and shouted, "Hey, scholar, are you okay?"
The scholar stood in the middle of the crowd, his head and neck drooping slightly, and the ink fell down his hair on the ivory-colored coat, fainting into a cloud of dark clouds.
"Why?" the scholar slowly raised his head, and in his deer-like bright eyes, the water vibrated as if water could drip out in the blink of an eye.
"Why, you ask?"
"Are you stupid?"
"Do you think that you alone can see that the man is a liar on the street?"
"It's ridiculous, which one on this street is not a well-educated person, which one is not a shrewd person?
"Since you have already seen it, why don't you ignore it?" the scholar asked, his eyes reddened, and he shouted.
Standing in a circle, the literati and sons sneered in unison, looking at the scholar with an indifferent expression.
"It's not simple?! Because this Heavenly Machine Dao person is a member of the Juyi Gate!"
"This street is the territory of Juyimen!"
"You offended the Heavenly Machine Daoist today, and you won't be able to sell calligraphy and paintings here tomorrow!"
"If you offend Juyimen, we will all be implicated!"
"You think you are eliminating harm for the people, but in fact, you are simply beyond your own power and have harmed all of us!"
"What a rat poop spoiled a pot of soup!"
The crowd roared in anger and shouted at the scholar.
"Hey, you stinky boys, don't go too far!"
Hao Se stood in front of the scholar, the dead fish's eyes were red, and he shouted loudly.
Unexpectedly, this shout added fuel to the fire, and everyone rushed up with a hula, and the fan surface of the painting scroll, brush, inkstone, and fan all greeted him, crackling and hitting Hao Se and the scholar.
"Get out!"
"Don't come to this street in the future!"
"What a master of Mulberry Lane, bullshit, we were killed by you!"
Hao Se was beaten so much that he couldn't lift his head, he was embarrassed, he couldn't help but be angry, he jumped up with a rub, and flew out of his leg when he raised his foot: "Stop it!"
I don't know who this kick hits, but I heard a bang, and a figure flew to the side.
The scholars scattered in an uproar.
"The ancestors are banban, Lao Tzu is not powerful, you are a dream to be Lao Tzu!"
Hao Se's dead fish eyes narrowed, his eyebrows were upside down, he pinched his fingers, and the gangsters rolled up behind him, with a fierce posture of wanting to kill and set fire.
A group of powerless literati immediately looked frightened and retreated.
"Brother-" An ink-stained hand stopped in front of Hao Se.
"Scholar, don't worry, Lao Tzu is very good at beating people!" Hao Se gritted his teeth and smiled fiercely.
"Brother Tai, the gentleman doesn't move his hands. The scholar stepped forward, hugged his fist at Hao Se, and then turned to bow to the surrounding people, his voice trembling slightly, "This time, it is Xiaosheng's short-sightedness and bad business, you can rest assured, Xiaosheng will leave here, and will never drag everyone down-"
After speaking, he lowered his head and pushed aside the crowd, hurriedly walked to his writing stall, packed up the four treasures of the study, and rushed into the crowd with his things.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Hao Se immediately became anxious, turned around and bared his teeth at everyone, and hurriedly chased out.
But the scholar looked weak, and he ran fast, and rushed into the vast flow of people in the blink of an eye.
It took almost all his strength to barely catch up with a back figure, until he reached a very secluded alley, and the scholar's pace slowed down, and finally stopped in front of the gate of a courtyard, hanging his head.
"Hey, I said you're a scholar, you're running too fast......" Hao Se panted and chased after him, holding his legs and shouting.
And the scholar faced the door panel, silent, and his slender back trembled slightly.
Hao Se froze immediately.
I'll go, this guy won't be crying.
A few steps further, the words from the scholar's mouth faintly came into his ears:
"Heaven and heaven descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin......"
I went, and I didn't forget to memorize the texts at this time, and I was really a nerd.
Hao Se couldn't laugh or cry, and stepped forward to pat the scholar's shoulder:
"Well, the man bleeds without tears!"
"Brother?!" the scholar turned his head sharply and glared at Hao Se with a look of surprise, his big fawn-like eyes full of water.
"Hey, are you really crying?" Hausel teased.
"No, no, Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng is--the boy doesn't flick if he has tears......," the scholar hurriedly wiped his eyelids and stammered.
"It's just that we haven't reached the sad placeβ" Hao Se patted the scholar on the shoulder and looked over, "This is your home?"
The scholar was busy with a red face, and hurriedly hugged his fist to Hao Se: "It's the cold house." β
"Why don't you invite Lao Tzu in for a cup of tea?" Hao Se smiled as he looked at the scholar.
"Yes, yes, brother, please. The scholar hurriedly pushed open the door and invited Hao Se in.
Walk into the small courtyard, look around, there is a flower garden in the small courtyard less than two zhang wide, there are small broken yellow flowers planted in it, it looks chic, there is only a very simple thatched house in the courtyard, a shack is built next to it, there is a stove in it, an iron pot is placed, a few porcelain bowls are placed, it looks very miserable.
Walking into the main room, the light is dim, there is only a wooden bed, the bed is stacked with a square quilt, on the other side of the room, is a lame desk, behind the desk, neatly stacked half a wall of books, there is a brush on the table, the pen is faintly white, the pen head is bald, it seems to be some years.
In one sentence, the family is surrounded by four walls, and there is one poor egg.
The humble house was shabby, which made my brother smile. The scholar stood beside Hao Se at a loss and said.
"Si is a burrow, but I am very good!" said Hao Se as he took out the last bit of ink left in his stomach.
"Brother Tai has a reputation. The scholar hung his head, his ears were red, and suddenly, as if he remembered something, he hurriedly said, "Brother Tai sits at will, Xiao Sheng, Xiao Sheng go to make tea for Brother Tai." β
So saying, he stumbled out.
Hao Se couldn't help but be a little amused, and his eyes swept around, but he found that there was no stool at all, so he had to continue to walk around the ground.
Not long after, the scholar came in with a tea bowl and said apologetically: "No one comes on weekdays, and Xiaosheng has never prepared a tea cup for guests. β
"It's okay, it's okay. Hao Se took the tea bowl and drank it all, "Don't keep calling me brothers, we can be regarded as sharing hardships, what is your name?"
"Xiao, Xiaosheng's surname is Wen, his name is Jingmo, and his name is Qianzhu, and it is a blessing for him to be fortunate to be with his brother Tai today. The scholar hugged his fist at Hao Se and said with a reserved expression.
"Wen Jingmo, Qianzhu...... What a name......" Hao Se expressed his heart and muttered, "It's as good as the name of the corpse brother!"
"I don't know what to call Brother Tai?" asked Wen Jingmo, a scholar.
"Ahem, my name is Hao Se, Red Ear Hao, Jin Se's Se. Hausel introduced.
Hao ...... Se?!" Wen Jingmo raised his head and looked at Hao Se with a look of surprise.
"Ahem, you heard it right, it's Hauser. Hauser scratched his cheek and said.
"No, no, no, the name of Brother Tai is very elegant!" Wen Jingmo waved his hand again and again, "Jin Se Nian Hao Feng is here, very good, very good." β
"Hahahaha!" Hao Se immediately became happy, "Your kung fu is very similar to a friend of Lao Tzu!"
"It's a blessing to be able to be like Brother Hao's friend. Wen Jingmo smiled shyly.
Good boobs!
Hauser's face shook uncontrollably.
But looking at Wen Jingmo in front of him with a pure smile on his face, he obviously didn't realize the strangeness of this title.
Hao Se's face trembled, and he decided to endure it.
"Brother Hao's face is different, but is there anything unwell in his body?" But Wen Jingmo, who was not afraid of death, was still asking.
Hao Se laughed dryly: "It's okay, it's just a little uncomfortable with this title-"
"Wen Jingmo, you come out for me!"
Suddenly, there was a loud shout from outside the house, and a loud bang was heard from the door panel, and the sound of noisy footsteps poured into the courtyard.
"Wen Jingmo, come out, let's settle the score!"
Wen Jingmo's face suddenly turned pale, and his weak figure trembled slightly.
Hao Se was also shocked.
, it won't be the Heavenly Machine Daoist who came to the door!