Episode 151 The True Story of Brother Decline

Today.

Yu Qiyun and the five of them didn't come to Haitong Tree for a day trip, as foreign students from Ant College, they came to take a herding class.

The teacher who teaches the whole process is Ant Jasmine.

However, considering that Dean Bazhi may inspect their studies after class, Ant Jasmine soon began to arrange for Yu Qiyun to take their internship course:

1. Onigiri and soap are guarded on a leaf at the front of this branch, and are responsible for keeping watch. As soon as there is a movement of natural enemies, the alarm is immediately sounded.

2. Viet An guards the last fork of the branch alone to prevent natural enemies from attacking from the inside.

3. In the middle of the branch where the aphids are sucking, Yu Qiyun and Li Yourao patrol back and forth.

The above arrangement made Yue An secretly praise.

In this way, there are control points on the front and back of the aphids, and a tight protective cover is quietly shrouded around the table of the aphids.

……

Aphids are one of the strangest insects in the world. There are three madness: fertility maniac, eating maniac, and mania.

They are the fastest reproducing insects in the world.

Wow Wow can give birth as soon as it lands, and when a one-month-old human baby is still making its parents struggle to change diapers frequently, a one-month-old aphid has already begun to be a grandmother.

She is the most deadly insect in the world, and she quietly sucks the sap of the tree as the predator is close enough to nibble on her companions.

She is the insect that poops the most times in the world in a day, pooping every 3 to 5 minutes.

Fortunately, their poop, fragrant and sweet, rich in sugar and nutrition, is the favorite of the ants, and has become the protection fee they give to the ants.

Nima, I have to admit it. Aphids are the easiest employers in the world, and they can buy their own safety just by paying their own poop.

Poop was originally the waste they had to pull. In this sense, they have hired the most dedicated bodyguards in the rainforest at no cost.

It's really envious.

And today, the glorious role of this bodyguard is assumed by the 5 humans of Yu Qiyun, and the task of the Jasmine team is the simplest but busiest:

Every 3 to 5 minutes, they have to punctually suck the honeydew they pull out with their mouths on the aphid's buttocks. Now that the tribe is short of food, they can't afford to miss a single poop.

If it is not collected in time, the aphids will drain the honeydew under the tree, which means that if there is a sister or baby sister in the tribe who is going to starve, the aphids will not care if you pick up her poop in time or not.

……

The rice balls were lying on the leaves with their backs to the sky, while Soap was looking left and right on the side, very restless. When they looked at each other, they both noticed two words drifting in each other's eyes: hunger.

In the backpack they carried, there was no food except for the bottled water that had been filled in the dew in the morning, and the artificial food had been eaten cleanly.

From this day on, they are no different from the other qiē animals in the jungle, either accepting the ant tribe and asking for it from nature.

Perhaps from this moment on, they are truly part of the jungle.

Ant Jasmine has clearly told these humans that during the time of grazing aphids, their only food is the honeydew pulled by the five aphids in front of them.

To eat or not to eat, listen to the convenience.

Ant Jasmine did this for the sake of Yu Qiyun and them, she already knew that after dealing with the affairs of the marching ants, these human companions would embark on a more difficult adventure, and the only thing she could do for them was to improve their survivability and adaptability.

That is, to cultivate their spirit of enduring hardship.

If even the non-bitter honeydew of aphids has a psychological shadow, then they will be defeated when they face more brutal challenges of survival in the future.

……

"Goo... Goo..."

It seems that there is a cuckoo living in the rice ball and soap belly, and they slowly climb to the edge of the green leaves, look down at the branches below, and watch the ants and jasmine lick and eat the honeydew with relish. The corners of the mouths of these two foodies oozed crystal water.

As soon as Ant Jasmine raised her head, she felt a liquid dripping on her head, she shook her antennae, and when she looked up, she saw the greedy eyes of rice balls and soap.

At the same time, Li Enchanting looked up, and the tip of her nose was inexplicably dripped with two drops of saliva, and she immediately saw the gluttony on the face of soap and rice balls.

She silently lowered her head and sighed.

If they are like eating, let them eat, and kill themselves anyway and not eat animal excrement.

Sure enough, the two foodies slowly climbed down from the leaves, and walked to Li Yourao and Ant Jasmine with a red face, without speaking, their eyes represented a qiē.

Li Yourao nodded, and Ant Jasmine smiled silently.

Under the surprised gaze of Peach Blossom and Apple Blossom, the two humans walked behind the two aphids, slowly squatted down, and gently tapped the aphids' backs with their hands, just like the ant sisters.

"Poof".

The chrysanthemums of the two aphids bloomed with two crystal dew drops, and a refreshing fragrance enveloped their two worried and excited faces.

"Eat it! Don't let honeydew roll under the tree!"

The ant sister beside her snapped.

Onigiri and soap look at each other. With a hideous expression, he swallowed the poop that pulled the aphid out in one gulp!

After a few moments, they smiled in surprise and blinked their mouths, and they felt that it tasted great!

"Delicious! delicious!"

They didn't wait for Ant Jasmine to speak, and searched for other aphids, and swept the green buttocks of several aphids in a row, before they stopped contentedly, seeing Li Yourao and Yu Qiyun dumbfounded.

Their throats rolled imperceptibly, and it was now noon, and the cuckoo in their bellies began to sing an old ballad.

Yu Qiyun looked at her.

She bit her lip and finally shook her head.

Yu Qiyun made a "I'm on" expression, slowly squatted down, and looked at the small green chrysanthemum in front of him with a complicated expression.

This is the chrysanthemum of the aphid.

Yu Qiyun was silent for a moment, and finally stretched out his right hand tremblingly and knocked on the aphid's back......

This knock.

It means that Yu Qiyun, a young and beautiful cool man, has gloriously joined the ranks of the few elites in the world who have eaten feces, and it means that he has become one of the few people who have the most right to speak about the content and experience of swallowing on the Internet.

Just listen.

Burst!

Click!

At this moment, the picture seems to be frozen.

The first sound.

It was Yu Qiyun who was sprayed like ****!

The second voice.

It was Yu Qiyun's instant madness, and she was captured by Li Enchanting's mobile phone, she laughed and trembled, she wanted to return to China, she must upload it to the Internet, the title is:

The decrepit brother who was shot in the head by poop.

Yu Qiyun wiped the liquid dry with his hands and feet, and asked the ant jasmine next to him who was smiling and bending over with a sad face:

"How so?"

The rice balls and soap are all round and lovely dewdrops, but what they knock out is ......

Ant Jasmine laughed and panted:

"You're so lucky, she had diarrhea today. (To be continued.) )