"Everyone is a fairy~ Who knows that the gods are also troubled~ Everyone is a fairy ~ Who knows that it is a little straw bag~"

In the early morning, in the small garden of Qianting Garden of Yunlai Inn, Hao Se was drinking the special millet porridge of the corpse Tianqing, while humming an out-of-tune little song, singing happily.

On the side, there are two people with black lines on their faces.

Wan Lianxin: "Xiao Hao......"

Liuxi: "Hao Gongzi ......"

There were two people who couldn't bear it.

Chi Mo: "Hao Se, your song today is particularly ugly!"

Wen Jingmo: "Hao Se, hurry up and shut up for me!"

Two others were curious.

Corpse Tianqing: "What is Arthur singing today?"

Shu Luo: "It sounds like something extraordinary—"

"Hey, hey," Hausel stopped singing and gestured with his gaze.

Everyone followed Hao Se's gaze, and happened to see Danxiao Daoist with a fairy wind and bones on his face, hurrying to the old man's room in Lian Shangji.

"Something good!" said Hauser's nostrils spurting out a few grains of rice.

"It's dirty!" Chi Mo looked disgusted.

"Hey, hey, hey—" Hausee turned around and squirted out another grain of rice.

Wen Jingmo's forehead burst with green tendons, Shu Luo covered his face with a fan, the corpse coughed dryly, and Liuxi was half a foot away from the table, Wan Lianxin hurriedly took a silk handkerchief and stuffed it into Hao Se's hand.

"Xiao Hao, hurry up and wipe it. ”

Hao Se wiped his mouth twice, leaned forward, and whispered, "Comrades, I discovered a shocking secret yesterday!"

Everyone was stunned.

"What's the secret?" Shu Luo said curiously.

"Master Shu, didn't you say last time that you smelled a fishy smell on Daoist Danxiao's body? Hao Se raised his finger and stared at the three whites of his eyes: "It's the smell of urine!"

"Poof-" Corpse Tianqing squirted out a mouthful of porridge.

Liuxi's body was crooked, Wan Lianxin covered her mouth and twitched her eyebrows, the corners of her eyes twitched wildly, Shu Luo's fan stiffened, and the corners of Wen Jingmo's forehead popped out of green tendons, and he suddenly waved a nine bead plate: "Hao Se!"

"It's true-" Hao Se turned his head to the side, dodging Wen Jingmo's attack, and said with his eyes shining, "Yesterday, there were five guys who didn't have long eyes to kidnap Danxiao Dao Chief, I watched the whole process, Immortal Banban, it turned out that Dan Xiao Dao Leader didn't have any internal strength at all, and his last internal strength to blow his clothes was actually a pocket blower hidden under the Dao robe!"

Everyone: "......"

"And, when he saw the five men killed, he was half scared to death, and in the end—" Hao Se smirked, "scared to pee—"

"No......" Wan Lian exclaimed.

"Don't you believe it, if you don't believe it, you'll call him over and we'll confront him face to face. Hauser crossed his waist.

Everyone looked at each other, and they all looked incredulous.

"Hmph!" Hao Se snorted coldly and grabbed the spoon and began to drink the porridge, but his eyes kept staring at the courtyard door.

After a while, I saw two guards escorting Danxiao Daoist out.

"Daoist Danxiao, please stay!" Hao Seluo jumped out and stopped Danxiao.

Danxiao Daoist held the Buddha dust in his hand, slowly raised his eyes and glanced at Hao Se, and the subcutaneous tissue twitched faintly: "What is the matter with Hao Shaoxia?"

"Daoist, a few of my friends have a few questions that they would like to ask the Daoist to explain, and I would like to ask the Daoist to move. Hao Se's eyebrows fluttered.

Danxiao's face shook violently, his body leaned forward slightly, and he said in a low voice: "Hao Shaoxia, what do you want to do, didn't I give you hush money yesterday?"

"Hehe!" Hao Se grinned, grabbed the sleeve of Danxiao's robe and dragged it into the courtyard, and didn't forget to say to the two guards behind him, "Okay, you guys are busy, I'll send the Taoist chief back to the room in a while." ”

As he spoke, he pulled Danxiao Dao Chang to the front of everyone's table.

"I brought the people, what I said is true or false, you will know when you ask. Hao Se patted his chest.

Everyone's eyes suddenly shot towards Danxiao Dao Chief.

Dan Xiao stood upright at the table, the hand holding Buddha Chen's hand trembled slightly, and then—the roots of his ears turned red at a speed that could be visually detected.

Everyone was stunned.

Suddenly, I saw Danxiao Daoist suddenly clench his fists and raise them above his head, and came to a ninety-degree blow, shouting in his mouth: "You heroes are doing well, the poor road is just eating with a mouthful of food, you are merciful, don't expose me!"

There was an eerie silence.

"How's it going, do you believe it?" Hausel looked proud.

Everyone looked at each other, with a look of surprise, and after a long time, Shu Luo, who had the best temper, held back a sentence: "Cough, that Danxiao Dao Chief, sit down first." ”

Dan Xiao raised his head and looked at everyone with burning eyes: "Are you willing to let go of the poor?"

Everyone was surprisingly unanimous in their eyes on Hao Se.

Hao Se propped his cheeks, and his face narrowed: "As long as you are willing to tell the truth, we will naturally not embarrass you." ”

"Ahem, cough, cough—" The sound of dry coughs came and went.

"Thank you Hao Shaoxia, thank you heroes!" Dan Xiao was grateful, lifted his robe and jumped on the stone bench with both legs, rolled up the sleeves of his robe, grabbed a small longbao and stuffed it into his mouth, "My mother, I have been suffocated in the past few months, I have to talk, sleep, eat and drink, and even shit and fart with caution, I am so fucking tired." ”

The number of people stared, and for a while, they couldn't recover from the sharp contrast of this person.

"Hey, corpse hero, your craftsmanship is so good, this bun is so fragrant, it's much better than the fat man's meal in Lian Shangji, every morning I see you eating to death, it's really torture!" Dan Xiao stuffed a bun into his mouth with one hand, and wondered while stuffing it, "Hey, why don't you eat it?"

"Well, we're full. Hao Se looked at Danxiao's oily sausage mouth and said with difficulty.

"That's all cheap!" Dan Xiao was overjoyed, and immediately brought the whole basket of steamed buns to his eyes, one bite at a time.

"Ahem, Daoist Danxiao—" Wen Jingmo said.

"Okay, it's all my own people, don't Danxiao Danxiao, my common name is Song Song. Danxiao had a familiar expression.

"Poof—cowardly...... Instigation—the name, hahahaha—" Hausel slapped his leg and laughed.

"Ahem, I'm naturally timid, so my brothers gave me the nickname of the timid Taoist, and I used it when I went out this time. Danxiao Dao Chief, that is, Song Songgan said with a smile.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Why would Brother Song—" Shu Luo glanced at Song Song, "pretending to be like this." ”

"Don't mention it!" Song Song sighed, "This time, the head of the family let our twenty junior brothers go down the mountain, and the soldiers were divided into five roads, as a result, several senior brothers in the same group as me thought my martial arts were too poor, so they actually threw me down and ran away, I ran out of money, I was hungry for several days, and I almost starved to death, and I happened to see the fat man's family asking someone to do things, so I went-but......" Song Song tugged at the collar uncomfortably, "If it was according to my original image, even the fat man would definitely not invite me, so I dressed it up." ”

Everyone: "......"

"So, you're a cheater?" Hauser raised an eyebrow.

"Hey, hey, how can I speak! I learned the ability to do things from my senior brother, and I have three successes!" Song Song suddenly became anxious, blushing and saying roughly, "I go out early and return late every day to do five Dharma services, and there is no merit and hard work!"

Everyone has black lines.

"I don't know what Brother Song investigated when he went down the mountain?" Wen Jingmo asked, "This is Shu Luo, the young owner of the Wind Building, who may be able to help you." ”

"I asked Hao Shaoxia yesterday. Song Song said, "The head of the sect asked him to check a fallen immortal who escaped from the Ten Thousand Immortals Sect two years ago, and I heard that he was later killed in Le'an Town. ”

Corpse Tianqing and Wen Jingmo's faces changed slightly, and they looked at Hao Se.

"Yes, Brother Song asked me yesterday where the corpse of the fallen immortal went, and I told the truth. Hausel said.

"That fallen immortal ...... in Le'an Town" Shu Luo slowly shook his fan, "After two years, why did the Ten Thousand Immortal Sect only remember to check today?"

"The ghost knows, the old man in charge of the house is chattering every day, and he can't understand what is going on in his head, and the brothers and sisters say that it is unfathomable, but I think-" Song Song pointed to his head, "I'm afraid it's too old, it's confused here." ”

"Brother Song is talking - quite maverick. Wen Jingmo glanced at Song Song.

"What am I afraid of, I'm an outer disciple, I barely learned a light skill in kung fu, and I haven't learned any internal skills, let alone pat myself every day to grab any pills, I'm just just without desire!" Song Song looked proud, "I'm afraid he's going into the coffin soon-"

"May I ask if Daoist Danxiao is in the courtyard—" Suddenly, a small guy at the door hurriedly ran in, attracting everyone's attention.

"Oh, what's the matter?" a voice sounded from the table.

Everyone turned their heads sharply and was instantly startled.

But seeing that Song Song didn't know when he had returned to his previous cold style, he sat straight at the table, Buddha dust hanging on his arms, his eyes were slightly constricted, the oil stains on the corners of his mouth, and the greasy hands were long gone, and even the Taoist robe on his body was spread out incomparably, without even a trace of wrinkles.

it! This transformation kung fu is too terrifying!

Hauser's eyes were almost out of his eyes.

"Dao Chief, my lord is invited. The little guy respectfully hugged his fists.

"Good. Song Song straightened his waist and slowly got up, shook off the Buddha's dust, and shook it towards everyone, "Today, I will discuss the Tao with you, and I will gain a lot from the poor Dao, and I hope that I will have more opportunities to discuss the law of the Great Dao with you again in the future." ”

Everyone got up one after another, their faces and expressions distorted, and they clenched their fists with difficulty.

Danxiao Dao raised his eyes and bowed, and left with the little guy with his thin waist.

Everyone looked at Danxiao's back and glanced at each other.

"Poof—"

"Hahaha-"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

*

After breakfast, everyone cleaned up a little, and prepared to escort Lian Shangji to the Daji Medical Center, but as soon as they walked to the door of the inn, they found that they couldn't go out at all.

On the street outside the inn, densely packed with people, rubbing shoulders, unable to see the head at a glance, some people holding melons and fruits, some people holding flowers, all of them looked excited, looking forward to it, looking at the look, it was a little similar to the fans waiting at the airport to greet the idol star.

"Hey, what's going on?" Hausel was surprised.

Everyone was also confused.

"Shopkeeper, what's going on?" Wei Fang asked the shopkeeper.

"Today is the first day of the fifth month, and it is the day when the owner of the Daji Medical Center went to visit the pharmacy under Yunyinmen. The shopkeeper said.

"Visit?" Wei Fang suddenly became anxious, "Then can the owner of the pavilion still see a doctor today?

"Count, don't worry, the owner of the inn only checked a few today, it should be over in an hour, you will be in the inn later, when the crowd disperses, it will be too late to go to the medical hall." ”

"Shopkeeper, who are these people—" Hauser asked.

"These are the people who admire the owner, and they all wait on the street early on the fifteenth day of the new year, just to come to see the owner. The shopkeeper laughed.

"Damn, awesome. Hauser was speechless.

Everyone couldn't go out, so they could only find a place in the lobby of the inn and wait while drinking tea.

Corpse Tianqing, Shu Luo, Wen Jingmo, Liuxi and Wan Lianxin sat down steadily, Hao Se moved a stool to climb high and look into the distance, Chi Mo was not to be outdone, and simply jumped on the beam, even Shang Ji and a group of domestic servants were also looking forward to watching, only Danxiao Dao Chang sat in the house alone, holding Gao Lengfan, but his butt pouted the stool twice from time to time, obviously suppressing curiosity.

"Oh, here it is. Hauser shouted excitedly.

"Oh, that's a big battle. Blazing Mo masked.

Corpse Tianqing and the others were also interested, and they walked to the door of the inn one after another, showing their eyes.

But at the end of the street, a troika slowly came by, the body was decorated with unknown materials, and with the change of light, there was a pearl embedded in the roof, which was the size of an egg.

The carriage came from the east, and through the morning sun, you could vaguely see that within the cascading curtains, there were two slender figures, graceful postures, like women.

Around the carriage, there were eight guards with big shoulders and round waists, all of whom looked nervous and full of vigilance.

As soon as the waiting crowd on the street saw the carriage, it was as if they were crazy, cheering and shouting, throwing melons and fruits, scattering flowers, and even some people tried to rush forward to touch the carriage, but they were skillfully blocked back by the guards accompanying the carriage.

Everyone was stunned.

Hao Se was speechless: "The ancestors are too exaggerated...... aren't they?"

"You don't know that since the Northern Song Dynasty, the ancestor of Yunyinmen has been loved by thousands of people. ”

After the innkeeper finished speaking, he also led the three shopkeepers to rush to the door with flower baskets, began to sprinkle flower petals, and shouted in his mouth: "Everything is fine with the owner of the pavilion!"

At this moment, suddenly a child rushed out of the crowd, threw himself in front of the carriage, knelt on the ground, and shouted: "Please save your life!"

The whole street fell silent, and the carriage that was all right stopped.

"Who stopped the car?" said a crisp female voice from the car.

"I'm Li San from East Third Street outside Chengdu Fu, begging the owner to save my grandfather!" The child's head touched the ground, his whole body trembled faintly, and his clothes were patched with patches, obviously a child from a poor family.

"Pavilion owner, someone is seeking medical treatment, can you receive a doctor?" asked a female voice in the car.

The carriage was silent for a moment, and then I saw the curtain slowly rolled up, and two women jumped out of it in turn, one in red and the other in green, with a convex figure and a beautiful face, all of them were first-class stunners.

"Oh oh oh!" Hao Se suddenly became excited, "Who are these two beauties?"

"They are the personal maids of the museum owner, Luo Yan in red, and Xiao Hua in green. The innkeeper explained.

"Sure enough, he is a disciple of Jin Qian, and he has the same taste as Lao Tzu. Hauser's eyes lit up.

"Cough!" Corpse Tianqing and Shu Luo coughed dryly at the same time, plus a Wen Jingmo slowly held a bead plate and looked like a pig.

Hauser swallowed and retracted his neck.

The red-clothed Luo Yan stepped forward, helped the little boy up, and said softly, "Where is your grandfather?"

"It's over here!" the boy wiped his tears and hurriedly ran towards the crowd on the street.

The crowd dispersed, and at the back, there was a drooping old man, with a blue face and white lips, lying on the ground, dying, his left leg showing a strange shape, his blood was black, obviously injured for a while.

"My grandfather was crushed by a carriage half a month ago and broke his leg, we have no money, all the hospitals in Chengdu refuse to accept treatment, I heard that everything is good The owner of the medical center is benevolent, so I came to ask the owner to help!"

For some reason, as soon as the boy said this, the whole street suddenly fell into a strange dead silence, and a pin drop could be heard.

"Tsk!" came a sneer from inside the carriage's tent, not loud, but clear.

"Pavilion master?" said the green-clothed Xiao Hua, turning around and asking, "What to do?"

A hand wearing silk gloves poked out of the gauze tent and hooked his finger towards Xiao Hua, Xiao Hua stepped forward, listened for a moment, nodded, turned around and said:

"Li San, the rules of the Everything Pavilion, stop the car to seek medical treatment, and the consultation fee is your most precious thing, do you know?"

"I, I'm ......" Li San was full of panic, "I don't have any money, but as long as the pavilion owner is willing to save my grandfather-I, my most precious thing is my life, I am willing to sell myself as a slave and serve the pavilion owner for life——"

"Our Daji Medical Center is not an Shan Hall, there is no spare money to take in beggars, and besides, your rotten life is not worth anything. Xiao Hua interrupted Li Sandao.

"That, that......" Li San was at a loss and burst into tears.

The surrounding onlookers began to whisper.

"Hey, guess what, what does the hall owner plan to use for the consultation fee this time?"

"I can't guess that the rich businessman who stopped the car last time, the pavilion asked him to pay 100,000 taels of gold, but he couldn't pay it at all, and he was blasted out of Chengdu Mansion. ”

"You don't know this, that rich merchant is a human trafficker, I heard that he likes to buy and sell prostitution children for the entertainment of nobles, and the owner of the museum deliberately embarrassed him. ”

"Last time, that little girl said that she was going to sell her body to her doctor, and the owner of the pavilion gave her a handkerchief?"

"Yes, yes, a hand-embroidered handkerchief. ”

"And last year, a scholar stopped a car to seek medical treatment to save his wife, and the main consultation fee of the museum was a hundred night pearls!"

"Hey, that scholar is pretending to be a servant of an official master, and his so-called wife is actually the eighteenth concubine of the official master, and it is said that it is not a serious illness, but a little overeating. ”

Chatter, chatter, chatter, all sorts of discussions came to Hao Se's ears.

"Yo, that's interesting—" Hao Se glanced at the airtight carriage with interest, and then moved his gaze to Xiao Hua.

I saw that Xiao Hua circled around Li San twice, stopped and said: "Recently, there is a lack of a brush for brushing horses in the museum, I see that your hair is very good, so shave it off and make a brush for our museum owner." ”

"Eh?!!" The whole street suddenly became a sensation.

Li San stayed where he was, looking confused.

"Hair—" Hao Se looked at Li San's dirty messy hair and wiped a cold sweat.

"Sure enough, this pavilion owner is really as tasteful as Hao Se and you!"

"Well, at least the hair is ......thick," Haute twitched.

Corpse Tianqing and the others couldn't help but laugh.

While a few people were talking, Xiao Hua really took a razor and shaved Li San's hair into a bald ladle and put it in the wooden box, and raised his hand to signal. Two attendants stepped forward, one carrying Li San's grandfather, and the other carrying Li San, turned around and left in a hurry.

Luo Yan and Xiao Hua were holding the wooden box, and the other put away the razor, and jumped back into the carriage at the same time: "Go!"

From beginning to end, the owner of the museum in the carriage did not even show a single hair.

"All is fine with the owner of the pavilion, all is all right with the owner of the pavilion!"

The people on the street continued to cheer and throw flowers and fruits, and the scene was more enthusiastic than before, cheering all the way to send the carriage away.

"A once-in-a-century genius, a famous family for hundreds of years, the pinnacle of medical and toxicology, a beautiful woman serving her, famous, loved by everyone, and a lot of money, the name is Nan Candle ......" Hao Se put his arms around his chest, his face was sour, "This person is simply a winner in life, it makes people's teeth itch......"

"What, envy?" Chi Mo flipped down the beam of the room, and looked mocking.

"Envy? Which eye did you see me envious?" Hao Se glared at the three white eyes, "I'm □□ naked jealousy!"

One sentence choked Chi Mo so much that he didn't speak for a long time.

Corpse Tianqing shook his head, Shu Luo chuckled, Liuxi sighed, Wanlian held back a smile, and Wen Jingmo silently pinched his forehead.

"Cough, fellow Daoists, Master Lian has asked you to prepare to leave for the Everything to be Lucky Medical Center. Danxiao Dao Leader Song Song came to inform with Gao Leng Fan.

"Okay! Lao Tzu is going to meet my fellow countryman's disciples and grandchildren for a while!" Hao Se stood up suddenly, puffed up his chest and walked out.

Everyone looked at each other, sighed in unison, and followed.

"What fellow?" Song Song looked puzzled and looked at the last Blazing Mo.

Blazing Mo's expression moved, and a fine light flashed in his ice blue eyes. ()

Please remember that the first domain name of this book is:. Mobile version reading URL: