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It's not easy to catch an antelope among the cliffs. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Under the law of survival of the fittest, these uncompetitive goats have survived until now, relying on the top climbing, jumping and running abilities of the animal kingdom.

"I've seen a similar show about a hunting tribe living in the African savannah, and their main source of meat is antelopes. At that time, I thought, the antelope is probably the fastest in Africa, except for the cheetah, how can I catch it? Traps, bows and arrows, or surround ...... with numbers."

"I'm telling you, it's neither!"

Chen Ergou approached the cliff, and the antelope in the distance also found him, but he still jumped between the cliffs carelessly, occasionally looking up to take a look at him, maybe there were no people here all year round, and they were rarely hurt by humans, two-legged animals, and they were not afraid at all.

As if thinking of some funny picture, Chen Ergou smiled happily and said: "When I saw that they chased the antelope for 4 hours with one spear and two legs, and finally the antelope didn't run away, he just stood there foaming at the mouth and watched the hunter approach step by step, and his eyes were full of words: You TM kill me quickly, I TM will never run again." ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room immediately turned into a "23333333" laughter, and the atmosphere was very relaxed and lively.

Chen Ergou himself laughed.

Not only because he was about to have a good meal, but he could even find a water source nearby, which unconsciously eliminated the heavy pressure on his heart.

He began to approach cautiously, looking for a target.

It is full of pristine boulders several meters high, some of which even bear traces of the ancient Mediterranean sea. The so-called black and white desert landform is also completely presented in front of the audience. It's a rare sight. How many people may not be able to go abroad once in their lives, but they can see the most realistic original scenery of the Sahara Desert through the live broadcast room, and they are immersive.

…… I am afraid that this is one of the reasons why the era of self-media is becoming more and more popular.

After turning a corner, I suddenly saw a strange scene.

Before he could speak, the live broadcast room was already lively, "66666"

"What are antelopes doing in trees?"

"Wow, the goats are showing off their light skills, standing on the top of the treetops. ”

"God, God!"

"It's amazing, it's the first time I've seen something like this. ”

"It's really much cooler to follow the dog master than going around to visit relatives' houses to pay New Year's greetings. ”

Although it is now late at night in China, viewers of relatives after a day of running home, lying in bed, have also begun to habitually pick up their mobile phones or turn on computers to watch the live broadcast, and the popularity of the live broadcast room is close to seven million unconsciously.

Chen Ergou laughed and said: "In the cross talk world, there is a traditional cross talk joke called "Sheep on the Tree". As the name suggests, this paragraph is about the fact that sheep can climb trees, which sounds very unreliable. But I'm afraid that cross talk artists don't know that there are really sheep in this world that will be on the tree. ”

In the endless Sahara Desert in southern Morocco, this herd of antelopes lies on the trunk of a tree, stands on the branches, and chews the leaves with taste, presenting a strange scene of "sheep on the tree".

"Here I need to explain to you: because the desert climate is hot and dry, and it is difficult for grass to grow, there are only a few shrubs that are drought tolerant and high temperature tolerant, suitable for the climate of the southern Sahara desert. In order to survive in the absence of water and grass, the antelopes living here not only learned to climb rocks but also slowly learned the ability to climb trees, and eventually they were able to easily climb, jump, and even stand on the branches of trees. ”

"This tree is not an ordinary tree, otherwise these antelopes would not have been able to go up to the top of the treetops and not shake for a moment. The tree climbed by these antelopes is very famous in Morocco as the 'argan tree', and because of its hardness, some Moroccans also call it 'Moroccan ironwood'. ”

"Not only antelopes, but also African goats go up trees. A herd of Berber shepherds in Morocco follow their goats, picking up argan pits that fall from their mouths. The pits are then smashed open, the bitter kernels are removed, ground and the precious argan oil is squeezed out of it, which is used in cooking and making cosmetics. Nowadays, the 'Sheep on the Tree' has become a unique sight that tourists from all over the world cannot miss. ”

He left enough time for the audience to see the scenery, and only after a while did he shift away from the camera.

The beautiful scenery was also seen, and the jokes were made, and Chen Ergou was ready to work.

He suddenly looked serious, and said solemnly to the camera: "Then now I'm going to hunt antelopes, maybe the scene will be a little bloody, so remind the audience in advance, if you can't stand it, please temporarily divert your attention." ”

"Humans are emotional animals, many people like to watch all kinds of nature documentaries, and they won't be moved when they see a lot of blood, but watching killer whales kill humpback whales will be heartbreaking, and seeing wolves devouring tiger cubs will not be unbearable, and seeing cheetahs catching antelopes will not. ”

"I don't want to kill too much if it's not necessary. But now you can see that the desert is cruel beyond my imagination. From the morning until now, I have not supplemented anything except eating some aloe vera pulp, and I desperately need a full meal. At this time, an antelope can help me store enough food to get out of the desert. ”

"The law of the jungle is all competition, all for life, from the perspective of nature, everything is equal. This is true even in today's society. Our country must continue to grow rich and strong, and we must expand our armaments to defend ourselves, because if we are backward, we will be beaten. The history of a hundred years of humiliation during the Qing Dynasty is the best proof for everyone. ”

He spread his hands and said, "Although this explanation is a bit far-fetched, because I am a strong man, an existence that stands at the top of the food chain, my invasion has destroyed the tranquility of this desert, and any killing behavior I have here is slaughtering the weak." But I'm going to kill this antelope!"

"The reason why I want to explain more is just to give myself a step, hoping to make you feel a little more at ease. ”

With that, he began to prepare, remove the rope, connect the ropes together, and tie an unsheathed jungle knife to one end.

To be on the safe side, he cut down another strange willow branch nearby and sharpened the tip to make the proposed wooden spear.

The surface of desert plant branches will turn white or grayish-white because it has to resist strong sunlight and avoid the high temperature of the sand surface. This strange willow is very soft, and it is enough for him to use.

Approach the antelope cautiously.

But this is a desert, and there are few places to hide, not to mention that the antelope still climbs high and looks far away.

Before he could get closer, an antelope in the treetop howled at the sky, and then all the antelopes around stopped eating the leaves and looked up. The first little antelope jumped off the trunk and started running, followed by the rest of the antelope.

Chen Ergou didn't wait any longer, and rushed out, "It's not good! They feel my murderous aura and are about to run away! I am now physically exhausted, and I must not race against the antelope." ”

At this moment, he was at full speed, as fast as a lightning bolt, and rushed out, and picked up the long rope with the scimitar in his hand from a distance.

The sound of the "whirring" wind became more and more intense, and the jungler knife drove the rope to turn faster and faster overhead, and in the blink of an eye, it danced into a whirlwind knife array.

"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for breaking through 7 million popularity and completing the side quest ......"