Chapter 101 Wife and sister-in-law?
Xiao Peng looked back, there was a group of men and women sitting on the sofa behind him, and they were eagerly discussing, Xiao Peng listened carefully, and instantly felt speechless about the content of their chat: some people say that Anselm Kiefer's neo-expressionism is the essence of art, and there must be a reason to argue that Anselm Kifo is rubbish; another said that Falstaff Krim's Vienna Secession is a great use of color, and many people will definitely jump out to say that he can't do it.
All in all, this is like a group of beggars sitting on the street, this one says that the richest man will not make money, and the other says that the richest man will not do business. In this way, he was red-faced. When they can't quarrel with each other, they frown, take a sip of beer, smoke marijuana, lean to the side, and frown with a frowning expression, with a posture of 'everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober'. Almost all of those people are virtuous.
"Damn, they're just smoking marijuana so openly?" Xiao Peng was dumbfounded.
"Who said it was bright? They're already in the corner, okay? Yang Meng smiled and handed Xiao Peng a cup: "When I don't have money, I want to have money to play every day, but now I really don't know why, just like them? What do you say you can play in these years? KTV, bars, what else to play? Our cultural life is too monotonous." β
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Then what do you mean?"
"I'm thinking, it's better to set up a fitness area in our racecourse and have nothing to do with sports, right? We can't be like them, right?" After speaking, he pointed to the corner behind him, what a good negative teaching material.
Xiao Peng looked at the group of people sitting in the corner, a total of five men and four women, almost all of them were like roosters in the cockfighting ring, except for one girl, which was called quiet, and the environment was very incompatible, she was listening to what others said, which made Xiao Peng look at her twice.
"What's wrong, do you have a goal?" Seeing Xiao Peng looking behind him, Yang Meng looked back, "Which girl has fallen into your old man's eyes?" β
It seems to be a common problem, girls who play art may be proud, may be disdainful, or lazy, rarely wear heavy makeup, and almost all of them are light makeup or plain faces. Girls who play art are certainly not as eye-catching as girls in nightclubs.
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "It's nothing, it's just that I saw a girl who didn't match the atmosphere over there." β
Yang Meng looked back and suddenly smiled: "Rub, these men are not good birds, this is planning to make bad intentions." The little tail is leaking out. β
Xiao Peng listened to Yang Meng's words, looked curiously, and saw a man take out a few bottles of colorful cans from his carry-on bag, and after seeing it clearly, Xiao Peng also smiled: "I talked about art for a long time, and I paved the way for a long time, so it was for this." 'FourLoko' has been taken out, and this is the cost of it. β
Speaking of FourLoko, many people are not familiar with it, but it is familiar with another name, which is the famous splinter wine.
In fact, the so-called 'splinter wine' refers to some fruity beers, in addition to 'FourLoko', there are also 'Pink Elephant Fruit Beer', 'Bush Peaches', 'Leman Cherry' and so on. The common feature is that these wines are very good-looking, and they seem to have no offensive power at all, so it is easy for people to drink too much.
Take the most famous FourLoko, for example, when you drink it sour and sweet, it tastes like a soda, and you ignore its 12% alcohol content and a lot of caffeine, drinking a bottle of FourLoko is roughly equivalent to drinking the same dose of six bottles of beer and a bottle of Red Bull to take away six cups of coffee. You can drink six bottles of beer for one night, and you can drink one bottle of FourLoko for five minutes, not to mention a girl who drinks an average amount of alcohol, and a big man may not be able to bear it like thisγγγγγγ!
"What are you doing with so much foreshadowing?
"Drink it, drink it, drink it, blow the bottle! Do you really think this is drinking juice? This is the rhythm of the collective contribution?" Xiao Peng also became happy: "So, you must be well-informed when you come out to play, otherwise people will not know if you sell it." Why do you think you can drink it?"
Yang Meng picked up the wine glass: "You don't care about them, you come out and fool around, and you have to bear the consequences." Come on, let's drink ours. β
Xiao Peng nodded and picked up his wine glass: "In the future, you can't come out to play every day, but you can't keep it in the racecourse, otherwise how much fun will be lost? β
At this time, a hand stretched out next to him and took the wine glass directly from Xiao Peng's hand, Xiao Peng saw that it was the girl who had been quiet over there just now, only to see her holding the wine glass and holding another girl with one hand. Xiao Peng took a closer look at the girl, well, although she is plain-faced, her facial features are peugeot, but she is a natural beauty, and the hairstyle in the middle of the shawl is very suitable for her face shape. And the other girl, with a hairy hairstyle, is similar to Xiao Peng's, but it is different.
When Xiao Peng was still puzzled by what the girl was doing, the girl drank all the wine she took from Xiao Peng's hand. After putting the wine glass back on the table, he directly pulled the girl next to him to sit next to Xiao Peng, and said in Xiao Peng's ear: "Whatever you want to me, don't touch my sister." I'm begging you. β
Xiao Peng didn't understand what was going on, so he heard the girl shout: "Husband." Then he leaned on Xiao Peng's shoulder and fell asleepγγγγγγ
Yang Meng and Xiao Peng were dumbfounded, and after a while, Yang Meng asked, "Brother Peng, you are really my eldest brother, what is the situation?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I don't know either." β
Yang Meng suddenly laughed: ", this girl has good wine, she sleeps when she is drunk?" After speaking, he pointed to the short-haired girl: "What's the situation?"
The short-haired girl was obviously out of energy, but she didn't fall asleep directly like the long-haired girl just now, but sat on the other side of Xiao Peng, holding Xiao Peng's face with both hands: "Brother-in-law?"
Xiao Peng didn't understand what was going on, the short-haired girl inhaled hard and covered her mouth, Yang Meng's eyes were quick, and he directly grabbed the trash can and put it in front of the girl's face, the posture was to buckle her head into the trash can.
"Poofγγγγγγ The girl vomited so vigorously that she was screaming.
"Damn, what did this special thing eat, what did it taste like? Yang Meng covered his nose and frowned, "I'm about to vomit." β
Yang Meng couldn't stand it anymore, not to mention Xiao Peng, who was sitting next to the girl, he was even more depressed now, what is this special thing called?
It turns out that no matter how beautiful a girl is, she doesn't look good when she vomits. Especially when this girl spits out two mouthfuls and doesn't forget to talk nonsense to you, Xiao Peng assured that the current girl herself doesn't know what she said. Xiao Peng had to pinch his nose and pat the girl on the back, what is this special thing called.
When Xiao Peng was still worried here, the men at the table next to him all came over, and the long-haired young man who took the lead said, "That and thatγγγγγγ Excuse me, brother. These two are our friends, and if you're causing trouble, let's take care of them. β
A few guys are not stupid, just now they saw Xiao Peng smashing Guo Lijiu's bottle, and when they saw Guo Lie, they didn't speak, but they knew that Xiao Peng was not easy to mess with, so they spoke very politely. They were also worried, and they finally found an opening, ready to have a good night, but the chick brought her sister with her. In the end, I didn't do two things, I took the broken wine, and just put it down with her sister, but I didn't think that her sister would come here directly after drinking, isn't this causing trouble for herself?
A few people over there don't seem to be easy to mess with, but watching the girl fly away? This is not like that, plus just now I smoked a little wine and drank marijuana, and my courage also came up, what is not easy to mess with? It's not easy to mess with!
If you put a few people together, you can't do it! Come over and salute first and then soldiers, aren't they just two people? The five of us are still afraid of them? So a few people ran to Xiao Peng to bring the two girls back.
Xiao Peng listened to their words, remembered what the girl said to him before she fell asleep just now, but he understood. The girl knew that several men had bad intentions, and they were about to drag themselves into the water. Although Xiao Peng is a little unhappy when others use it, if you think about the girl, she also looks like a sister. Forget it, this favor helps.
Xiao Peng took the trash can from Yang Meng's hand and patted the girl on the back to make the short-haired girl continue to vomit. Without raising his head, he said, "Get out." β
Several people didn't expect Xiao Peng to answer like this, but they were stunned, and one of them pointed at Xiao Peng: "What are you specialγγγγγγ Before he finished speaking, Yang Meng had already gotten up and grabbed his fingers and slammed them upward, only to hear a scream, the man's fingers had become an exaggerated angle, and they must have broken now.
Before the rest of the people could react, Yang Meng had already made a move. His method is also simple and rude: stretch out his hands, grab the heads of the two people and smash them together, and lie down a pair; then grab the other two heads and smash them hard, and lie down again, only the one holding the hand did not faint, screaming on the side, Yang Meng frowned: "What are you calling?" After speaking, he pressed his head against the wall, and it was completely quiet, Yang Meng sat back on the sofa as if nothing had happened, picked up the wine glass and just wanted to drink, and frowned:" , Xiao Peng, Brother Peng, Master Peng, can you tell your sister-in-law not to vomit? What does this taste like, how can you drink this wine?"
Xiao Peng was speechless: "Your sister-in-law, I still haven't figured out what happened." β
Yang Meng looked at the few people lying on the ground and asked Xiao Peng: "Yes, you are very attractive, can you fall from the sky? What should you do with these two girls now? Throw them here? What about these guys?"
Before Xiao Peng could speak, he saw Guo Lie trotting all the way over, and said with a nervous expression: "Brother Xiao, don't be in a hurry to do it, what's going on?"