Episode 406 The pinnacle of Fantuan's life
Boiling water in the wild, because of the wind, must be much slower than boiling water at home, and now everyone is desperately thirsty, especially the two girls. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
On the opposite side of the pond, small purple-red flowers danced in the wind on the elegant Swan Lake, and the fragrance emitted by the wind came to the nose, and Soap Soap suddenly giggled:
"With that, let's go drink nectar!"
Everyone patted their heads and became excited, waiting for the water to boil for at least ten minutes, it is better to drink nectar first, and the wildflowers on the opposite side look safe.
They can drink honeydew with confidence and dance in the wind with the flowers.
That's it, Onigiri and Spider Xiaoliu stay in place to keep the pot, Onigiri is allergic to pollen, and Xiaoliu is a 100% pure carnivore, and he hates nectar or something.
However, to the delight of the lost rice ball, Yu promised to bring him a small bottle of nectar to drink.
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But, just as a beautiful woman may not have a deep meaning, when a pot of boiling water was already steaming with tempting steam, the four flower thieves came back dejected, and they did not drink a drop of nectar except in anger and pollen.
"These flowers are so cunning that they only let us do the work (pollination) for them, but they don't give them any sweetness. ”
Yu Qiyun shook the yellow pollen on his head and complained, and he stretched out his middle finger with disdain at the flowers that looked beautiful but were so stingy.
"It should be the bees or the butterflies that take the lead. Yue An shrugged, his tone a little corrupt, for the pollen kept sticking to his glasses, making him the only one among his friends to roll down.
Neither girl spoke, they were busy scratching each other's itch, and Laipi's pollen was sticky, and they were frantically surprised to find that it was getting more and more itchy.
"No honeydew, fragrant boiling water!"
The rice ball was elated, and he had been looking at the group of happy honey pickers on the other side with envy, jealousy and hatred.
Now, everyone has returned in disgrace, and his restless and jealous heart has finally been balanced.
The movements in his hands were very quick, he took out 5 clean plastic cups from his backpack, like a courteous waiter in a hotel, spread a cloth on the ground, and the 5 water cups were filled with 7 points full of boiling water.
Finally, with a smile of a master chef, he took out a small jar and sprinkled his mysterious recipe into 5 cups like pepper
In an instant, the pure white boiling water turned into a peculiar red, and a rich aroma of tea, wine and coffee lingered on everyone, making the five noses seem to defect from their faces because of excitement.
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"Brother Fantuan, what is this?"
Soap Soap asked in surprise on behalf of everyone.
"Hehe, you're blessed, this is my original drink 'coffee wine tea'. Fantuan said triumphantly:
"After returning to China, I applied for a patent, sold the copyright to a large company, became a billionaire, married Bai Fumei, and embarked on the peak ...... life"
The "listening worm" in everyone's ears has begun to slowly form a cocoon, and this master chef and nagging master continues to talk like the Amazon River overflowing:
Yu Qiyun is responsible for driving for me, Yue An is my housekeeper, bewitching with the highest salary, being my personal bodyguard for rice balls, hehe, it is a very close and personal kind!"
Li Enchanting's right toe silently rubbed excitedly on the ground, and she pinched her fingers, as if she hadn't kicked the ass of the rice ball for a while, so it was time for the future billionaire to feel the gratitude of the beauty.
Before the foot was raised, Soap Soap asked excitedly:
"Brother Fantuan, what about me, what do you ask me to be?"
"You...... You can be Lele's chief health manager!"
"Hey, I'm the chief manager!" the little fellow cheered, and the chief listened, all of them were tall!
"So what am I mainly doing?"
"Ahem, Lele is a dog, and your job is to pick up **** for Lele in the yard every day. ”
After the rice ball finished speaking, he covered his stomach and laughed darkly.
The laughter turned into two screams, and the little girl and the big girl rewarded him with two kicks respectively, right in the buttocks!
Accompanied by the beautiful singing of the rice balls,
Everyone raised their glasses and drank them all, and they couldn't help but show intoxicated expressions, although the rice balls screamed like killing pigs, but their minds were as clever as a spider.
And the only spider Xiaoliu classmate at the scene was already spitting out white and crumbling, which made the intoxicating coffee and wine tea make this poor spider feel sick.
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"It's itchy to death! Let's go!
Yu Qiyun drank a few glasses of water, took off his blue T-shirt, and revealed his beautiful six-pack abs, which dazzled in the sun to make Yue An and Fan Tuan look envious.
Even Li Yourao secretly glanced at it.
I have to admit that since coming to the Amazon rainforest, Yu Qiyun, this kid has become more and more fit, and not only him, everyone has become a lot slimmer, and even the rice balls have lost weight, from the original plump rice balls that have just been baked to dry rice balls that have been cold for three days.
"Sister, let's go too!" Soap Soap shouted excitedly.
Li Yourao nodded. Seeing Yu Qiyun leading the two boys towards the wooden bridge across the pond, she seemed to lead the soap to the other side of the pond.
In case the saliva of these boys pollutes this pool of clean water.
Only Spider Xiaoliu stood in place dumbfounded, he looked at the aluminum alloy pot that was still steaming, and then looked at the clothes that Yu Qiyun had thrown on the ground.
A chill appeared on his face.
Oh my God, what kind of weird worms are these?
This, this, this... Is it their real shell that has been lost? When we spiders molt, it's painful and it takes a long time.
And these so-called human insects, molting their skin, not only very quickly, but also all of them are dancing with eyebrows.
"Puff! Puff!"
The splash of water interrupted Spider's thoughts, and when he looked up, he saw Yu Qiyun, Yue An, and Fan Tuan jumping into the water like frogs from the wooden bridge.
The three boys frolicked in the water, splashing water on each other, and Fangiri and Yue An joined forces to fight against Yu Qiyun.
But Yu Qiyun has now turned into a fish Qiyun gorgeously, either the cat went into the water and ripped off the pants of the rice ball, or snatched Yue An's eyes, and flew all the way, and the three boys had a lot of fun.
Soap and her sister Li were quietly washing in the water opposite, cold and deserted, and the boy's slapstick made Yue An probe frequently.
It's a hot sight.
The child was already playful, and finally couldn't help it, sliding his calves and swimming over, and he couldn't even scream Li Enchanting, so he had to let the little guy go crazy.
As soon as Soap Soap swam half the distance, there was a sharp pain in her right foot, as if she had been pulled into the water by something!
The pain was so clear that she was so frightened that she slapped the water desperately, screaming for help!
All the people and spiders watched happily, motionless, smiling from ear to ear, the little girl still came to this trick! Hehe, see how long you can hold it.
I hope to break the record of Xiaoliu submerging. (To be continued.) )