Chapter 192: Correcting the Name of the Chinese Language
Qin Ze wrote at the desk, summarizing the gains and losses of today's investment projects, and the good and bad investment results, not just looking at profits and losses. For example, if you can earn 1 million in a project, because of an operation error, you only make 900,000, which means that you have lost 100,000. It's like many stockholders who sell when the stock rises to 5%, and then find that it has risen to the limit, and cry out in distress: the loss is big.
It's the same thing.
Therefore, Qin Ze should summarize the gains and losses, find out the problems, and avoid similar mistakes again. Spend an hour completing this "review" and stretch your waist with your neck clicking. With his physical fitness, he is a little unbearable to work at the desk for a long time.
Since Qin Ze sincerely said the word "I'm sorry" in the small BMW, Qin Baobao and his younger brother are in a state of "mixing oil in honey". The little daughter-in-law came up and said distressedly: "Are your shoulders sore, my sister will help you rub them." ”
Qin Ze said thank you sister, and then leaned on her sister's big breasts. Qin Baobao pushed his younger brother away and said angrily, "Sit tight." ”
The two of them sat cross-legged on the sofa, and the older sister helped the younger brother pinch his shoulders.
Qin Baobao said, Qin Ze, my sister is uncomfortable.
Qin Ze nodded, my sister was ingenious, and she lost in the next game.
Wang Zijin looked at them, his eyes were dazed and confused, the day before yesterday was still in a state of cold war, after returning home hand in hand last night, Bingning's relationship thawed, and they became sisters and brothers who loved each other again.
I really don't understand this pair of neuropathy.
Qin Baobao complained: "Your shoulders are too hard, and your fingers are so sore." ”
Qin Ze said: "I still think your nails are too long, and it hurts me so much to pinch." ”
"Little red guy with no conscience," Qin Baobao "snapped" and slapped Qin Ze's brain twice.
Qin Ze was furious, leaned back, pressed his sister on the sofa and rubbed hard, and suppressed his sister's chest with his broad shoulders. At the same time, spread out his arms to maintain his balance, and did not let Qin Baobao's salted fish turn over.
Wang Zijin saw such a scene, the sister and brother were stacking arhats on the sofa, Qin Ze was lying on all fours, pressing his sister's delicate body under his back, and his best friend pushed his younger brother hard at first, but he didn't succeed, so he broke the jar and fell, strangled Qin Ze's neck with both arms, hooked Qin Ze's waist with both feet, like an octopus entangled in its prey, and dubbed himself: "Hey, hey, hey." ”
Qin Ze screamed: "Suffocated, suffocated." ”
"I'm going to strangle you a bad thing with no conscience, and I know how to bully my sister all day long. Qin Baobao continued to "hey, hey, hey".
Wang Zijin sighed.
Honey blending oil does not exist.
Qin Ze is really about to suffocate, this girl doesn't take it seriously. He reached out and pinched his sister's soft little waist, and her sister let go with an "oops" sound.
"Qin Ze, you're not well-behaved at all. Qin Baobao shouted with tears, the two legs that hooked his waist were cocked, and he slammed two hard hits between Qin Ze's legs.
Wang Zijin heard Qin Ze snort, and saw him roll over and roll off the sofa, covering his crotch and moaning in pain.
The young lady of the Wang family was frightened, lost her mobile phone, and rushed over to check the situation: "Aze, what's wrong with you, does it hurt, do you want to go to the hospital?"
Qin Zexin said, I was kicked twice by my sister, you said it hurt or not, but he was speechless in pain.
Seeing his younger brother curled up on the ground like a dead dog, his face was hideous, and Qin Baobao was also frightened, and his face was pale. She knew that she had inadvertently stumbled into the most vulnerable part of the man's body.
"Aze, how are you, don't you have anything to do. Qin Baobao's eyes moistened quickly, she only knew that the man's place was untouchable, and it was very fragile, but there was no way to verify how much she could bear, and she was also blind, after all, she had never had a boyfriend.
Frightened, she thought that her brother's baby had been broken by her.
"What are you doing, it's not light or heavy. The prince pushed her angrily, frowning anxiously.
What should I do at this point? Pick him up and take him to the hospital? Call an ambulance without moving? Or wait for him to recover naturally?
Wang Zijin had never encountered such a difficult problem.
Qin Baobao bit his lip and reached out to untie Qin Ze's belt, "I'll take a look." ”
Qin Ze relieved himself, slapped her hand away, and forcibly endured the pain like convulsions: "You still want to play hooligan?" and then comforted the two sisters, "It's okay, I'll just slow down." ”
Paralysized, the balls suffered a heavy blow.
Eggs lack the protection of muscle and fat, and their own nerve fibers are developed, which can lead to severe pain if slightly injured. Men understand, but the two sisters don't understand, don't be anxious.
This reprieved was a few minutes, during which Qin Ze's face turned pale, did he throb a few times, and wondered if he should really go to the hospital to have a look, but don't leave a secret injury.
"I want to tell my dad that you let the old Qin family cut off their children and grandchildren. Qin Ze poked his sister's forehead with his finger fiercely.
The elder sister pouted, the duck sitting, and the aggrieved look of being angry and afraid to resist.
Wang Zijin also stretched out his finger to poke his best friend's head, but Qin Ze held down the hand of the young lady of the Wang family and said, Okay, okay, let's ignore her.
Qin Baobao's bright eyes suddenly flashed with a little joy.
After such a fuss, Wang Zijin was not in the mood to chase the drama, so he counted a few words from the sister and brother. Then I talked about the big incident of the new document of the Ministry of Education on the Internet today, as well as the scolding war that is in full swing on the Internet.
Qin Baobao said unhappily: "English is important, yes, an international language, you can't deny its value." But Chinese is one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn. The two cannot be compared in terms of transmissibility. ”
Qin Ze thought deeply, "You go to Weibo to post a few words? Carry forward the breadth and profundity of Chinese?"
Qin Baobao said angrily: "Don't provoke a group of trolls at that time." ”
"Ding!" The system voice sounded: "I am very happy to capture the host's heart's desire, please correct the profundity of Chinese." 100 points will be awarded for success, and corresponding points will be deducted for failure. Time limit: 24 hours. ”
Qin Ze received this task, confused for a long time, Chinese broad and profound, nonsense, Chinese is of course broad and profound, as one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn, as one of the world's ancient civilizations, writing naturally contains a deep cultural foundation.
But how can it be proven?
This task is not simple, and it does not lose the question of "prove that your mother is your mother".
The difficulty of the task lies in the word "correct name", how to correct the name, and who to correct the name. I quickly figured it out, I can correct my name through the Internet, my sister is a big star, and there are many people who follow her.
So how do you get your name right?
Is my sister not my sister? It's better to be a sister than a godsister? No, no, no, Qin Baobao will kill him, and he is categorically unwilling to post such a lewd joke.
It's better to like your sister than to like your sister?
What is the difference between this and a sister and a sister.
Qin Ze fell into a deep meditation, and at this time, his sister who was paying attention to the online scolding war smiled: "This person is so funny, he posted a string of rare words." I know two: gluttony. ”
A flash of inspiration flashed in Qin Ze's mind, and he remembered an interesting video he watched in the system mall a long time ago, the lo system claimed to be from a parallel space, copied the huge database in that parallel world, and enriched its own database. But because of the flood of the parallel world system, all of them are big bosses, who change the world without saying a word, reduce human IQ, and reduce the level of world literature, the lo forced the system to find two hosts, and was easily bombarded into slag by the hosts of other systems, and consciously stayed there without any chance of getting ahead, so he used his advantage of traveling through time and space to open up a space-time tunnel, came to this world and plunged into Qin Ze's body.
Well, there is no need to delve into the tragic past of the lo-forcing system, Qin Ze finally grasped the focus of this task.
The Chinese language is broad and profound, so why bother with a pun, I can scare them to death with rare words.
"Sister, I'll give you a chance to show off and gain popularity. Qin Ze said.
Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin turned their heads to look at him, and said in unison, "You want to do something again?"
"Pen and ink waiting. Qin Ze summoned the two sisters, but the sisters' buttocks seemed to be rooted, so they ignored him, so they had to go to the room to find a pen and paper and write a large number of words.
Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin came over and said blankly, "What is this?"
Qin Ze smiled mysteriously: "New song!"
Qin Baobao pouted: "I don't even know these words." She looked at Wang Zijin: "What about you?"
Wang Zijin rolled his eyes: "I have so many rare words, how are you going to sing?"
"Then I'll write another copy of "Tong Fake Words", "Qin Ze finished writing, "Sister, this kind of song doesn't need to be too professional, I'll teach you to sing it a few times, let's shoot a video and send it to you on Weibo." ”