The poems are a little vulgar and not very rhyming, but they are very suitable for the occasion, and the old man Bai got up and applauded very face-wrenching.

After all, it's in the territory of the Demon Realm, and of course the rest of the people have to give more enthusiastic applause and praise that is more likely to be struck by lightning-

"Gods and ghosts, through the heavens and the earth!"

"There is no one before, and there is no one after!"

"The pen falls into a storm, and the poem becomes a crying ghost!"

Chu Lingxi and the lord of the Yuan Kingdom are not only "great writers", but also good actors, as if the mountains and rivers meet bosom friends, they hate each other late, and they cherish each other-

"I am sparse and shallow, so I made a clumsy article, and asked the Lord of Yuan to correct it. ”

"Concubine Liu is too modest, listening to a poem from you is better than reading a book for ten years! Yuanzhou has a poetry meeting on the fifteenth day of every month, I hope Concubine Liu can come with a face!"

"The lord of the Yuan Kingdom has won the award, this palace is ashamed, if there is a chance, I will definitely ask the talented people of Yuanzhou for advice!"

The poetry of the demon girl is vulgar, but it is already a super-level performance, and the level of the Yuan country lord is half a catty and eight taels, and there is no shame in each other, Jingyu had to explain to the demon venerable: "That... Your Excellency forgives your sins... The subordinates are too worried... Good poetry... Good poetry!"

Chu Yingying had previously suspected that the demon goddess of war was living in the body of Concubine Liu, but after listening to the poem, she doubted her own suspicions.

Chu Lingxi's cultural level is so poor that people and gods are angry, the vulgar taste of bad taste is strange and weird, even if she plagiarizes, she will not copy decent vulgar poems, her only pursuit of literature is - the language is not amazing and endless.

In the past, the lord of Chu had a big birthday, and invited celebrities from all over the four worlds to hold a banquet on the shore of Yuzhou Lake in Chuzhou, and the eldest princess Chu Lingxi took the lead in congratulating her birthday with a poem, and said a strange poem in the annals of the famous weeping demon clan -

"Da Zhou Lake, Zhou Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in Da Zhou Lake, and toads are crawling on the lotus, it is really cute to poke and jump, quack and quack, thousands of generations!"

After playing oil and crooked poems, a poem stirred up a thousand waves, making men spray wine, making women spray rice, no one dared to accept the poems of the demon goddess of war, and no one could accept the poems of the demon goddess of war.

Chu Lingxi is the little overlord of the demon clan, with a poisonous tongue and iron fist, he is domineering, and he can injure people from the inside to the outside in minutes, and the children of the royal family in all states of the demon world have to give three points of courtesy when they see her, and no one who has no brains will dare to steal the limelight with her.

The lord of Chuzhou and his concubine have always been at odds, and at that time they were making trouble over military spending and armaments, Chu Lingxi made it clear that he wanted to embarrass his father, and the guests of the other three realms were afraid of being involved in the internal fighting in Chuzhou, and they all pretended to be illiterate people who were not good at poetry, and buried their heads in eating.

The eight-character beard of the lord of Chu was almost angry, and his birthday almost became a sacrifice day.

The Lord of the Yuan Kingdom and Chu Yingying's thoughts coincide, and the rules and regulations of writing poetry have never been the style of the demon goddess of war.

Chu Lingxi made a big fuss about the Yuanzhou Poetry Club after being drunk in the past, leaving a masterpiece -

"It's okay to drink a glass of wine, there is a fight, you are drunk, and you win or lose like floating clouds!"

She doesn't care about winning or losing, but the weak scholar cares about life and death, and unanimously agrees to give the gold medal of "Shikui" to the demon goddess of war.

Chu Lingxi said "I can't help it", but he took it very honestly, casually pointed to a pretty scholar in Tsing Yi, and ordered: "You immediately write down the legendary masterpiece of your aunt and grandmother, and send it to the palace to open the eyes of the Yuan Lord, this is the birthday gift that the Chu family brothers and sisters sent to him this year!"

After receiving such a strange gift, the lord of the Yuan Kingdom wanted to cry without tears, just a broken poem, and Chu Lingxi personally wrote the inscription on the side with the word "Your goddess Chu Lingshuai".

Lord Ying still has no doubts, in his opinion, the literary level of the demon girl God of War is indeed limited, but occasionally there are surprising famous sentences.

When he was a child, he liked to follow the demon girl around to have fun and cause trouble, just like a little tail that followed him like a shadow, and learned a lot of practical truths that were not found in books from Chu Lingxi's limerick poems-

"Life is just like Journey to the West, hardships and dangers are a fart, walking in the wind and rain, and doing and cherishing!"

"After reading thousands of volumes of history, I know that there is no smooth road in life, heroes have suffered a lot since ancient times, heroes have always been lonely, look down on fame and fortune, and the days go by, the more wide the heart is~"

Chu Lingxi often boasts that she is young, beautiful, and talented, but in the face of the little child of the Lord Ying, no matter how thick-skinned she is, she can no longer claim to be a young and beautiful girl, Fu Shi sighed with emotion-

"The absurdity of youth is no longer there, now it has become a drink, a big river flows eastward, the surging river causes sorrow, I salute the years with three glasses of wine, how can the years ever look back!"

The poems of the demon girl are always like this, and the straightforward vernacular is quite pleasant, which inexplicably makes people have the urge to sing.

The views of the lord of the country are very different, the world is insightful and knowledgeable, and the practice of human feelings is the article, from this point of view, the demon goddess of war is comparable to a writer.

Li Guo's main habits are very different, and he has never been close to women, only the demon girl God of War is an exception, because this girl has been more gentlemanly than a man since she was a child, clever and clever, sees things thoroughly, speaks sharply, and can solve people's worries in a few words, she is a rare bosom friend, and golden sentences are endless-

"Don't worry about seven or eight things outside your body, and try four or five cups in front of you, and then two or three people will be short-lived, and your worries and troubles will be swept away!"

"Don't blame fate for the wrong arrangement, ups and downs come from time to time, as long as there is the sun and moon in the chest, there is naturally no haze in front of you!"

"In the turbid world, everywhere is dusty, ascending to a high sky and looking at the world, everything still needs to be seen!"

"I eat and laugh during the day, I can sleep peacefully at night, I live a comfortable life, I don't change it for a fairy, and I will go to his mother with all my troubles!"

"The banquet banquet is very decent, pushing the cup and changing the lamp is very lively, the hypocrisy is perfunctory, nine times out of ten it is all nonsense, full of knowledge of the world and lazy to speak, see through the human feelings, hehehe!"

Especially the last poem, every time the lord of Li Guo goes to a banquet, this poem will come to mind, which is really a masterpiece of satirical realism.

Chenghui looked confused, as the concubine of the Immortal Emperor, he had participated in countless banquets in the Four Realms, large and small, and had a deep understanding of the routines, and had prepared a speech to intercede for the straw bag Yunfeng.

This woman is obviously not good at stubble, she is dressed as a queen, and she is open at the door of Bai's house, and after entering the table, she changes her style, shows her affection, and she also makes a link of composing poetry, and then let her toss, Chenghui is afraid that there will be no chance to speak.

The appearance of the favorite concubine Liu Chu and the fairy willow bud is exactly the same, and the sharp and perverse temperament is very similar to the demon girl God of War, Chenghui also guessed that the two of them were fused with their spirit bodies, but the spells of the two worlds of the fairy and demon were different and repulsive, and the more masters they were, the more difficult it was to merge, and it was not even two months before Chu Lingxi died, and it stands to reason that it is impossible to be reborn at such an astonishing speed.

What's more, he has personally learned the level of poetry of the demon goddess of war, which can be called out of the sky, not in the five elements, and the style is very different from the one of Fang Cai Liu Concubine.

The place where Chenghui and Chu Lingxi first met was quite peculiar, it was Yingying Yanyan Fengchen Lane, and the red-sleeved beckoning flower building.

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