"Brother Peng, what are you doing here? Can you take a shower like this?" Pan Peiyu looked at Xiao Peng's appearance with great joy. Xiao Peng was smashed with a big blue eye by Di Jingjing with a small bucket.

Xiao Peng looked at Di Jingjing with an aggrieved face, who did he tell about his grievances? You rushed to my bathroom, looked at me all over again, and then scolded me for being a hooligan? Look at Di Jingjing's aggrieved look, yes, women are all drama spirits. I can't fight!

Cai Junwei explained: "Isn't Di Wei busy lately? Just dragged Sister Jingjing to us to help, now Sister Jingjing is the veterinarian of our horse farm, don't look at Sister Jingjing like this, that level is high, she is taking care of the big dog and the puppy during this time." ”

Cai Junwei was obviously praising Di Jingjing, but how did he know that Di Jingjing snorted coldly: "What do you call me like this? Cai Fatzi, you explain to me, what am I like?"

Cai Junwei hurriedly raised his hand in surrender: "Sister Jingjing, I said the wrong thing, blame me!"

Di Jingjing snorted coldly and took the big dog and puppy to take a bath. Xiao Peng shook his head, returned to the cabin, took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet and poured a glass for the two of them: "What about Mengzi?" Xiao Peng asked.

Pan Peiyu replied: "He took those two buzzards into the mountain early in the morning. Let's go hunting. Brother Peng, are your eyes okay?"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You said that this Di Jingjing's temper is also weird, right? As a friend, you are too irresponsible, you should find her a boyfriend, so that her temper should improve, right?"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem. After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Cai Junwei, who was drinking, was startled and coughed directly.

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Fat Cai, why are you reacting so strongly?"

Cai Junwei's eyes widened: "Sister Jingjing in our circle is a god, want to deal with her, that is undoubtedly hellish difficulty!"

"Is it that exaggerated?" Xiao Peng was puzzled. "Look at Di Jingjing, it's quite spicy, not delicate at all. How loving are you raising dogs and sheep?"

Cai Junwei sighed: "Sister Jingjing had a boyfriend last time, and she is still seeing a psychiatrist." ”

"HAT?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "What did she do?"

Cai Junwei said quietly: "Although this world often makes women suffer a lot of grievances, but in the world of love, men are the weak, okay? Don't you know, Sister Jingjing's way of torturing men is called a variety." ”

Xiao Peng's eyes lit up: "Leather coat whip heeled candle, can't you see that this Di Jingjing is so fierce?"

Cai Junwei coughed dryly: "Brother Peng, where do you want to go? It's all pediatrics, and Sister Jingjing is good at torturing people's minds." We met Sister Jingjing's ex-boyfriend, named Wang Long, a very good guy, a young surgeon, talented and handsome. But after they broke up at that time, you don't know, Wang Long cried that it was called a pear blossom with rain, we thought it was him sad, and went to comfort him, but the buddy was crying with joy, and he couldn't wait to invite the whole night party to drink that night!

Xiao Peng was completely dumbfounded: "What has this Di Jingjing done?

Cai Junwei said quietly: "Actually, I didn't do anything, I just didn't ask Wang Long a few questions, so I tortured him crazy." ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "Don't you ask every day who will fall into the water first, my mother or her?"

Cai Junwei shook his head and smiled: "How can it be so naïve? You know, Sister Jingjing likes animals, she originally raised a cat with her boyfriend, one day, she suddenly asked Wang Long, 'If we break up, who will take care of the cat?' Wang Long is real, looking at Sister Jingjing with a sincere face, 'Listen to you, if you want to raise it, put it there'. He really thought so, but Sister Jingjing made him kneel on the keyboard, 'You mean we're going to break up'?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "It's nothing, Wang Long is also stupid, how can this question be answered like this? Isn't this unpleasant for myself? If you want me, you will definitely answer, 'Silly girl, what do you want, we won't break up', isn't there such a thing? Or that Wang Long's emotional intelligence is too low." ”

"Hehe" Cai Junwei showed a contemptuous smile: "Do you think it's so simple? Later, one time, Wang Long was playing a game, and Sister Jingjing asked him, 'If we break up, will you give me the game console?' Wang Long learned to be obedient, and his head shook like a rattle: 'If this question is not true, we will not break up', but Sister Jingjing was angry again: 'We have been together for so long, you won't even buy me a game console?' Wang Long went to kneel on the keyboard again. ”

Xiao Peng: "。。。。。。 "It's not right to answer this emotional question.

Cai Junwei looked at Xiao Peng's expression and continued: "Those questions are only primary, and there are still them. For example, she asked Wang Long, 'Your ex-girlfriend and I fell into the dung pit at the same time, and you need artificial respiration, what will you do?' Wang Long didn't think about it: 'Just give you artificial respiration.' So he went to the keyboard again, 'Didn't you say I was your first love, who was your ex-girlfriend?'"

That shows that he lied to Di Jingjing and knelt without grievances. Xiao Peng shrugged.

"That's why Wang Long said that he pouted, he really didn't have an ex-girlfriend, and he just wanted to answer the question. After finally explaining, the matter passed, and then Sister Jingjing suddenly said to him: 'By the way, when I was taking medicine today, your mother called me and said that your ex-girlfriend had a car accident and is now in your hospital'. This time, Wang Long replied: 'I don't have an ex-girlfriend', but Sister Jingjing got angry again, 'You don't even ask me why I take medicine'!"

Cai Junwei looked at the stunned Xiao Peng and the two, nodded, very satisfied with the expressions of the two now, and continued: "Later, the two went shopping, and a group of beauties walked by opposite, Di Jingjing asked again, 'Do you think my legs are good-looking or theirs are good-looking?' Wang Long didn't think about 'your legs are good-looking'. Sister Jingjing turned her head and went home directly, "With me, do you still look at other people's legs?"

Xiao Peng can't complain, it's really difficult to get along with Di Jingjing. Cai Junwei said with a smile: "Brother Peng, do you remember that it was particularly popular to put coins on the collarbone a while ago, right? Sister Jingjing also played once, took a photo and asked Wang Long, 'Do you think my collarbone is good-looking or someone else's collarbone is good-looking?' This time Wang Long was heart-wrenching: 'I don't know, I haven't seen other people's collarbones'. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "It should be no problem to answer this time, right?"

"Brother Peng, you are too naïve!" Cai Junwei shook his finger: "Sister Jingjing asked Wang Long directly, 'What's the matter, you have only seen my collarbone, do you feel wronged'?"

Xiao Peng covered his face, this is the rhythm of forcing people to a psychiatric hospital every minute.

Cai Junwei took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, and continued: "Take Wang Long to see his best friend, and after coming back, Sister Jingjing asked Wang Long, who do you think I or my best friend are good-looking? Brother Peng, if you answer, how would you answer?"

Xiao Peng didn't think about it: "The affirmative answer is that Di Jingjing is the best-looking." That's right, right?"

Cai Junwei shook his head: "Wang Long also answered like this, but Sister Jingjing directly scolded him, 'Did I tell me which girlfriend it is?'

Xiao Peng stopped talking directly, where is the hell difficulty of this Nima? It is clearly the difficulty level of destroying the world!

Cai Junwei continued: "There are many such examples, for example, she told Wang Long that she wanted to eat barbecue, and Wang Long bought her barbecue meat, but the next day Sister Jingjing turned her face: 'I said I was going to lose weight, why didn't you stop me? Don't you love me anymore? You won't even let me eat a barbecue?' Wang Long quickly explained: "You said you want to lose weight and let me supervise you." As a result, Sister Jingjing's words blocked Wang Long speechless. ”

"What did she say?" asked Pan Peiyu, who was on the side, hurriedly.

"Sister Jingjing said, oh, so you think I'm fat now?" Cai Junwei replied to him.

Xiao Peng nodded: "So, the girl said that she wanted to lose weight, then losing weight was not her purpose at all, in fact, she was testing whether you think she was fat!"

Cai Junwei snapped his fingers: "It stands to reason that this is the case, but sometimes there are accidents." One time the two of them went out to dinner, and the girl at the next table said to his boyfriend, 'I want to eat pork ribs,' and the girl's boyfriend replied, 'Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? Di Jingjing listened to the conversation between the two, and also said to Wang Long, 'I want to eat pork ribs', Wang Long was full of confidence when he heard it: 'Okay, you can eat whatever you want, I don't think you are fat at all, you don't need to lose weight at all'!"

Xiao Peng nodded after hearing this: "This time he finally answered correctly。。。。。。 ”

"Huh. Pan Peiyu smiled coldly: "I didn't think that the man opposite was more awesome, and said directly, 'No wonder she is so fat, we can't be like that'." After returning home, Sister Jingjing directly turned her face with Wang Long, saying that he lied to herself. You don't know, scratch Wang Long's face. ”

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "This Wang Long is too unproductive, he deserves to see a psychiatrist, doesn't he know how to fight back?"

"He fought back. Cai Junwei said: "Sister Jingjing asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he didn't do anything, just stay." Sister Jingjing said that he would rather stay than look for her, because he didn't have Sister Jingjing in his heart. Later, he asked him what he was doing, and he replied that the hospital was working overtime, and Sister Jingjing said that you were busy and didn't have time to send her a WeChat message for more than ten seconds? Is there her in your heart? Later, Sister Jingjing asked again, what are you doing? He replied that he wanted Sister Jingjing, but Sister Jingjing said that if you don't look for me, do you still have me in your heart? Anyway, from beginning to end, Wang Long was wrong, and Wang Long also wanted to fight back, so he asked Sister Jingjing, what are you doing? Sister Jingjing replied, what are you doing, what are you doing, stay, Wang Long directly moved Sister Jingjing's set out. Would you rather take it with you than look for me?' As a result, Sister Jingjing replied to him, "If I don't look for you, you won't look for me, right?" What is your attitude?' How about it, Brother Peng, do you still want to introduce a boyfriend to Sister Jingjing?'

Xiao Peng took a deep breath: "I didn't say anything just now. You're hallucinating。。。。。。 ”

It is natural for women to be coquettish, but like Di Jingjing, it is a demon. I still beg God, take away such a demon。。。。。。

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