Chapter 107: Meow Dabao
The cat demon was tied into a zongzi by Yan Ning, with a bulging belly, and it looked a little cute, but I saw a look of fear in its small eyes, rolled back two steps, and said: "Ahem, I am the special envoy of the Immortal Sect, Meow Dabao, you can call me Meow Dabao, or Lord Bao." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
“……”
Yan Ning and Zhuang Xiaoya looked at each other speechlessly.
Seeing that Yan Ning and Zhuang Xiaoya didn't speak, Meow Dabao was a little panicked in his eyes, and then quickly pretended to be honest: "What, I said it wrong just now, I'm just a cute little cat passing by, meow!"
“……”
Yan Ning and Zhuang Xiaoya continued to be silent.
At this time, Meow Dabao finally panicked, and said anxiously: "What kind of attitude do you two have, can you give some reaction?
"What reaction do you want?" Yan Ning asked.
"It's a lot, like worship! or fear, it's better to be afraid with a little worship!" Meow Dabao said.
"Fuck you!"
Yan Ning suddenly kicked Meow Dabao over, rolling to the corner like a ball, Meow Dabao screamed: "Lao Tzu is the envoy of the Immortal Sect, you actually dare to kick me, believe it or not, I scratch your face?!"
Yan Ning smiled, stepped forward and said, "I am the one who caught you." ”
Meow Dabao suddenly felt bad, and laughed again: "What, what are you doing with me?"
"Who made you the envoy of the Immortal Sect, who will you be arrested if you don't catch you?" Yan Ning stepped forward and lifted Meow Dabao up, looked him up and down, and asked again, "Are you a lucky cat?"
Meow Dabao glared at Yan Ning: "Didn't you see the three white spots on Lao Tzu's head? Lao Tzu is a lucky cat, purebred!"
"I don't know if it's pure or not, but I probably know your IQ. Yan Ning said speechlessly.
"How dare you doubt Ben Meow's IQ? I allow you to insult my breed, but you are not allowed to trample on my IQ!" Meow Dabao said angrily, "Behind you, behind the door five paces away on the left, there is a hundred dollars!"
Yan Ning raised his eyebrows, hurriedly threw Meow Dabao into Zhuang Xiaoya's arms, ran to the door to take a look, and sure enough, there was a picture of Grandpa Mao lying there, Yan Ning's eyes lit up, and he quickly picked it up and stuffed it into his pocket - all his belongings were lost to Zhuang Xiaoya, and now this hundred yuan is life-saving money!
"Hey, big meow," after Yan Ning picked up the money, he changed his smiling face, walked back and said, "The little one has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, it's wrong to blame Big Meow, if I let you go, can you tell me the secret of your picking up money?"
Meow Dabao is really a beckoning cat, could it be that it has some secret to sensing money? Yan Ning thought to himself, if this beckoning cat is subdued, won't he send it in the future?
Meow Dabao's face was embarrassed, and when Yan Ning saw this, he said, "If you don't say it, I'll put you in the toilet right now." ”
When Meow Dabao heard this, he immediately compromised: "Let Lao Tzu go, and Lao Tzu will tell you." ”
Yan Ning smiled, and hurriedly untied Meow Dabao, Meow Dabao broke free of the rope, and actually stood upright like a human, with his hands still behind him, looking like a big man.
Seeing this, Zhuang Xiaoya couldn't help but smile, this cat demon is so interesting.
"Oh, a beautiful woman smiles, it's hard to buy a thousand dollars! I don't know the name of this beautiful woman?" Meow Dabao said lustfully.
Yan Ning was a little unhappy, and interjected, "Tell me how you know that the money is behind the door?"
"How do you know?" Meow Dabao glanced at Yan Ning, "This money was accidentally thrown behind the door by Lao Tzu just now! Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and return the money to your Meow Ye, otherwise I will scratch your face!"
Meow Dabao stretched out his hand, revealing its sharp claws, and then its face changed, and it cried: "Don't! Boss, I don't dare, I don't want money!"
Yan Ning tied Meow Dabao into a zongzi again, and a hundred yuan naturally fell into his pocket, Yan Ning said solemnly: "What money? I don't remember if I saw money just now." ”
"Damn, it's shameless!" Meow raised his middle finger, even though it only had three fingers.
Zhuang Xiaoya pushed Yan Ning and motioned for him to hurry up and ask about the matter, Yan Ning cleared his throat and asked, "You are really the envoy of the Immortal Sect, right?"
"The real deal!" said Meow Dabao with courage.
"Do you know about Li Yuandong's death and Fang Fujiaqiao?" Yan Ning asked again.
Meow Dabao was stunned: "Are they dead?"
"You don't know, aren't you an envoy of the Immortal Sect?"
Meow Dabao said embarrassedly: "Ahem, I secretly traveled with public funds this month, and I was caught by you just after I came back......
Yan Ning was speechless for a while: "You waste, how can the Immortal Sect reuse you?"
Meow Dabao was unconvinced: "Maybe it's because Ben Meow is handsome." ”
"Stinky and shameless. Zhuang Xiaoya complained.
Yan Ning thought for a while, and a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Dabao, you said that if I report to the Immortal Sect that you eat and drink with public funds, will you be killed?"
Meow Dabao listened, suddenly fell silent, lowered his head and thought about it, and then broke out in a cold sweat: "It seems to be!"
"Then I'll give you a chance to be a cat again, do you want to?" Yan Ning looked at Meow Dabao and introduced it into the trap step by step.
Meow Dabao suddenly understood what Yan Ning meant, and then it shook its head resolutely, Yan Ning was also surprised, but then it said:
"Give me back my hundred dollars, and I'll mess with you!"
"Poof......" Yan Ning and Zhuang Xiaoya were speechless for a while, what kind of lucky cat is this, it is clearly a greedy cat!
Zhuang Xiaoya untied Meow Dabao, Yan Ning took out a hundred yuan, and stuffed the remaining seventeen yuan to Meow Dabao, Meow Dabao held the money with bright eyes, whistled, and the money disappeared.
"Where did you hide your money?" Yan Ning said curiously.
"It's a secret," Meow Dabao stood up, his fat appearance was a little funny, "What's your name?"
Yan Ning and Zhuang Xiaoya introduced themselves, and roughly told Meow Dabao about what had happened recently, and Meow Dabao nodded thoughtfully:
"In other words, you are now mortal enemies with the Immortal Sect?"
Yan Ning nodded: "So to speak." ”
Meow Dabao sighed, and said helplessly: "Alas, I knew that I wouldn't be greedy for that hundred yuan, but now I'm going to accompany you to death." ”
"What do you mean?" Zhuang Xiaoya asked.
"The Immortal Sect is not as simple as you think...... Anyway, I tell you that you can't understand it now, let's talk about it later, Ben Meow is hungry!" Meow Dabao touched his stomach.
At this time, Lu Tai also woke up slowly, he covered his head and said, "My head hurts, what happened?"
"Caught that cat, it's hard tonight, let's go back now." Yan Ning grabbed Meow Dabao and threw it into the car despite its resistance.
(To be continued.) (To be continued.) )