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What a hammer hurts!

The ancestors are banban, who put chili water on Lao Tzu's neck?!

It's cold!

I'll you, who stuffed Lao Tzu in the refrigerator?!

Refrigerator?!

Eh, how do you feel that something is wrong?

Yes!

No, how could Lao Tzu be in the refrigerator?

Lao Tzu was obviously thrown to the Ming Dynasty by that cheat father's time machine!

Bandit den! Big boss! Brothers!

Corpse Brother ...... Mulberry Lane...... Boss Gu, Xiao Dongzi, and the neighbors......

Wen Fox ...... Fallen Immortals......

Damn, that fallen immortal bit Lao Tzu!

The consciousness that fell into the darkness was instantly awake, and Hao Se only felt as if his body was slowly emerging from the mire, and the sound of the real world poured into his ears.

"When the hell will he wake up?"

"This son is a little restless, and I heard the old man say that this little brother has lost too much blood and needs to recuperate for a few more days......"

"When the hell will I wake up?!"

"Childe, please listen to the old man, the little brother's pulse is peaceful, and the injury is fine, with the old man's years of experience in practicing medicine, he should have woken up a long time ago......"

"When, will I wake up?!"

"This son, you listen to what the old man said-eh, eh, you have something to say, don't get started!"

Hey, hey, this line goes ......

It's simply "Listen to me."

You listen to me!You listen to me!", "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen......!"

It's too funny, Wen Fox, when will you get better at this?

And it's with an old man...... Qiong Yao drama ......

Poofha, I really want to see it!

Thinking like this, Hao Se really opened his eyes.

The bright vision seeped into the bottom of the eyes little by little, and the blurred vision gradually became clearer, revealing a pair of clear eyes close to the eyes.

The long eyelashes are curved like a fan, the eyes are delicate and picturesque, and the eyes are deep and gray, like a night sky that has lost its starlight.

But the moment he saw Hao Se open his eyes, two swirls of starlight slowly rose from the depths of darkness, and instantly overflowed with brilliant stars in the two pools of black pupils, and the water color flowed, like a galaxy in the sky.

Hao Se's heart tightened.

…… Corpse Brother ...... Didn't you say you wouldn't cry......

But when I opened my mouth a few times, I couldn't say a word.

"Arthur, don't speak. The corpse said in a hoarse voice.

"Wake up, wake up, finally wake up!" an old doctor over sixty years old rushed over, full of surprise, pointed at Hao Se and shouted, "Look, the old man said he should wake up!"

Wen Jingmo stepped forward quickly, glanced at Hao Se fixedly, and breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm finally awake, if you don't wake up again, I'm afraid that the corpse brother will become a bedside stone." ”

Hauser blinked, pointed to his throat, and a question mark popped up above his head.

"The Fallen Immortal hurt Arthur's throat and needed a few days of recuperation before he could speak. The corpse replied.

Hao Se nodded, opened his mouth again, and squeezed his eyebrows, looking uncomfortable.

[Dry throat......]

Wen Jingmo frowned, and his deer eyes suddenly glared at the old doctor: "Didn't you say that his voice is fine?"

"It's okay!" the old doctor suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly explained.

"Then why does he have this expression?!" Wen Jingmo said angrily.

"I don't know......," the old doctor cried.

In the midst of the quarrel between the two, Corpse Tianqing silently got up and walked to the table, poured a glass of warm water and sent it back to the bedside, helped Hao Se up, and slowly fed Hao Se water.

Wen Jingmo and the old doctor were stunned at the same time.

"I was going to drink water...... "The old doctor wiped a cold sweat.

Wen Jingmo's eyes widened slightly: "Brother corpse, how do you know - Brother Hao wants to drink water?"

Corpse Tianqing was stunned for a moment, and put down the empty teacup: "I heard it." ”

Wen Jingmo and the old doctor looked surprised: "Hear?!"

Corpse Tianqing nodded.

This time, even Hao Se was shocked.

, when did you get more telepathic effects?

And as if he really heard what Hao Se was thinking, Corpse Tianqing immediately turned his head to look at Hao Se, smiled slightly, and said, "As long as Arthur says it, Tianqing can hear it." ”

Oh I'm going to go!

Hao Se immediately came to his senses, his eyes fixed on the corpse Tianqing, his three white eyes lit up, and he began to test.

[Where is this, Lao Tzu?]

"It's still in the county office. "The corpse is clear.

[Is Lao Tzu's injury okay?]

"Don't worry, it's okay. ”

[Did Lao Tzu sleep for a long time?]

"But for a day and a night. ”

Wow!

Hao Se swallowed a mouthful of saliva and glanced at Wen Jingmo.

But seeing Wen Jingmo's eyes tightened, he was also surprised.

It's a little harder to ask!

Hao Se blinked vigorously, staring at the corpse Tianqing's eyes.

[What about the fallen immortals?]

"There are no dead bodies. Corpse Tianqing's expression sank.

【Huh?!】

"The person who hurt Arthur, Ling Chi is not too much!" A trace of murderous intent crossed the corpse's clear eyes.

Lao Tzu remembered, the last fatal blow seemed to be a corpse brother......

Hao Se shuddered behind his back, and for some reason, he didn't dare to look directly into the eyes of the corpse Tianqing, and lowered his head and swept his eyes towards himself.

But he saw that he was dressed in clean and new clothes, and there was no blood at all.

Suddenly raised his head and stared at the corpse Tianqing.

[Who changed Lao Tzu's clothes?!]

The corpse Tianqing was stunned: "Naturally, Tianqing." ”

[Ahhhh......h Too...... Wife...... Lao Tzu's old face, where are you going!]

Hao Se immediately blushed, grabbed his head with both hands, and wailed silently.

"What is he doing here?" Wen Jingmo twitched his face and looked at Corpse Tianqing.

Corpse Tianqing tilted his head slightly, blinked, instantly understood, and hurriedly said: "Arthur rest assured, the treasure armor on your body, Tianqing has not moved at all!"

Armor?!

Hao Se paused, immediately turned around to avoid everyone's attention, and tore off his coat to take a look.

Sure enough, the Taobao explosive bulletproof vest that he was wearing was still firmly attached to his body.

So, Lao Tzu is still innocent......

Hauser almost cried with joy

"Tianqing saw that the treasure armor was made of special materials and exquisite workmanship, I am afraid that it is a treasure from your hometown, Arthur, so I don't dare to move it......" Corpse Tianqing's slightly deep voice came from behind.

Hao Se turned around and patted Tianqing's shoulder.

[Brother corpse, well done! This is a treasure that is hard to find!]

Corpse Tianqing's eyes dimmed, and he nodded: "Arthur, you are seriously injured and have not recovered, so don't worry about it, lie down and rest." ”

Hauser rolled his eyes.

[It's just a bite from a mad dog called Fallen Immortal, leaving a scar at most, which is a serious injury. 】

"Arthur can rest assured that there will be no scars. Corpse Tianqing said again.

[Huh?] Hao Se raised his head, [But the bite of the fallen immortal, the bite is so hard, and it is ...... three points into the flesh]

"Don't worry, Brother Wen bought a bottle of Yunyinmen's New Living Beauty Powder from Master Xu, and it has been used by Arthur. ”

That hyped expensive new living beauty skin powder?!

Hao Sesan's white eyes suddenly rounded, and he stared at Wen Jingmo.

This time, without the translation of Corpse Tianqing, Wen Jingmo also understood.

"It's just fifty taels, and it doesn't matter. Wen Jingmo said casually.

[Fifty taels!

Hauser nearly jumped out of bed.

Wen Jingmo glanced at Hao Se: "Xiaosheng manages the money, Xiaosheng says to buy it, just buy it!"

[Clerical student, do you have to reverse an account room!]

Hao Seteng sat up straight, and his hand was about to grab Wen Jingmo's collar.

Unexpectedly, before he could make a move, he was suppressed by the corpse Tianqing on his side.

"Don't mess around, if you open the wound, you'll be in trouble. ”

[Who the hell is messing around? Fifty taels of silver!]

Hao Se looked at the corpse Tianqing with a look of accusation.

Corpse Tianqing's face sank: "It must be used!"

The light in his eyes was like electricity, and he immediately calmed Hao Se.

Wen Jingmo glanced at Corpse Tianqing and smiled at Hao Se.

A very ominous premonition suddenly surged into Hao Se's heart.

The ancestors are slabby, how can Lao Tzu feel that his family status has plummeted, hey!

"Brother Hao, I heard that you woke up!"

Suddenly, a loud shout came from the door.

But seeing Xu Liangshan, Feng Dong, Sun Mang and Cui Zheng walking in with happy faces, they hugged their fists towards Hao Se, Corpse Tianqing, and Wen Jingmo.

Hao Se immediately put the ominous premonition behind him, sat up straight, and returned the salute with his fists

"Brother Hao doesn't have to be polite, this time thanks to the help of the three of us, we can kill the fallen immortals, especially the corpse brothers, it's really indispensable!" Sun Mang hurriedly supported Hao Se and thanked him again and again.

Corpse Tianqing lowered his head and clenched his fists: "Sun Zhu is about to pass the prize." ”

"Sun Zhukuai is not a prize, it is a real truth!" Xu Liangshan laughed, "Especially the corpse brother's last move to kill the fallen immortal, Sanxuan Fengtian, is really amazing and breathtaking!"

As soon as these words came out, the room suddenly fell silent.

"Sanxuan Fengtian?!" Feng Yu looked at Corpse Tianqing with a surprised expression, "That's the secret swordsmanship of the inner gate of the Jiuqing Sect! It turns out that Brother Corpse is a master of the Jiuqing Sect! No wonder Kung Fu is so powerful!"

"No!" Corpse Tianqing suddenly got up and shouted in a deep voice, "I have nothing to do with the Jiuqing Sect!"

Everyone was stunned.

But seeing that the corpse Tianqing's face was calm, his eyebrows were frowning, and his eyes stared at Xu Liangshan coldly, cold as a blade.

Everyone looked at each other and looked at Xu Liangshan.

Xu Liangshan looked surprised, paused, and pulled an embarrassing smile at the corner of his mouth: "Haha, it may be that Xu Mou has seen it wrong, ...... wrong "

Corpse Tianqing glanced at Xu Liangshan fixedly, and then withdrew his cold eyes.

The air in the room was immediately stagnant.

"Haha, even if you are not a master of the Jiuqing Sect, the corpse brother's kung fu is also one of the best!" Sun Mang glanced at Cui Zheng while playing the round.

Cui Zheng grabbed his hair, suddenly his expression moved, and said, "By the way, there is a strange thing about that fallen immortal!"

As soon as these words came out, they finally succeeded in diverting everyone's attention from the swordsmanship of Corpse Tianqing.

"Strange thing?" Wen Jingmo raised his eyebrows lightly, "Isn't that the fallen immortal deceitful corpse?"

"Naturally, I won't. But......" Cui Zheng lowered his voice, "Last night, a group of people came and took the body of the fallen immortal from the county government. ”

Everyone was immediately amazed.

"From the county government?" Wen Jingmo frowned, "Didn't Lord Xie say that he wanted to keep the body of a fallen immortal to ask his superiors for credit, and he would actually agree?"

"Lord Xie, don't you dare to offend those people!" Cui Zheng shook his head.

"Who the hell is it?" Feng asked him.

"Who else?" Wen Jingmo sneered, "It's not Jinyiwei, it's Dongchang." ”

"It's Dongchang!" Cui Zheng was surprised, "Brother Wen, how did you guess?"

Wen Jingmo squinted: "The person who can blatantly extract the corpse of a fallen immortal from the county government must be subordinate to the imperial court, and the level is higher than that of Lord Xie, but - in such a strange case as this fallen immortal, in the imperial court, I am afraid that only Jinyiwei and Dongchang have this interest." ”

Only then did everyone suddenly realize and nodded their heads.

"Why not the West Factory?" Feng Dong asked.

Wen Jingmo glanced at Feng Dong: "Now that the East Factory has become a vassal of the West Factory, how can the West Factory do it itself with such a thing of taking corpses and filth?"

Everyone nodded again

[That's not right, what does this Dongchang want a fallen immortal corpse for?]

Hao Se scratched his head and looked at the corpse Tianqing.

Corpse Tianqing immediately translated aloud: "No, what does this Dongchang want a fallen immortal corpse for?"

Xu Liangshan, Feng Dong, Sun Mang, and Cui Zheng, who entered the house later, immediately stared at the corpse Tianqing with a strange expression of "hell".

Arthur asked. Corpse Tianqing explained expressionlessly.

The crowd was even more astonished.

Xu Liangshan was still well-informed, quickly came back to his senses, paused, and asked: "Indeed, this court and rivers and lakes have always had well water that does not interfere with river water, why should you care about this fallen immortal?"

"Huh-" Wen Jingmo suddenly laughed.

Xu Liangshan looked at Wen Jingmo: "Isn't it Brother Wen who has another high opinion?"

The corners of Wen Jingmo's mouth hooked: "No." ”

There is no talent, this scholar has a clear expression of "I want to complain, I want to complain, I want to complain all over my body"!

Hao Se rolled his eyes, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw the corpse Tianqing's gaze looking at him, and hurriedly said:

[Don't translate this sentence, corpse brother!]

Corpse Tianqing's eyes flashed, and he lowered his eyes and chuckled.

"Ahem, it's not too early, since Brother Hao is fine, then we'll leave first. Sun Mang hugged his fists.

Cui Zheng, Xu Liangshan, and Feng Dong also hugged their fists at the same time.

"Please. Wen Jingmo clenched his fists.

The corpse is clear.

But before the four of them could reach the door, they heard a noise outside the door.

"Isn't this one?"

"Definitely yes, you see that the little corpse and Xiaowen are there!"

"Xiao Hao, are you okay?"

"We've come to see you!"

But when I saw a group of neighbors in Sang Si Lane pushing the door and rushing in, there was a burst of chatter.

Hauseo sat up from the bed with a look of surprise.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law carried a bamboo basket: "Xiao Hao, this is what Aunt Zhang asked me to bring, it is your favorite radish to eat!"

Hao Se took it with a look of surprise.

Lu Fuli held Zi'er in one hand and a food box in the other, and gestured to Hao Se with a slight bow.

Wang Huaishan and his wife carried a huge pig's head: "I heard that Xiao Hao, your neck is injured, it's okay, just eat more pig's head meat to make up for it!"

Hao Se and Wen Jingmo's faces shook at the same time, and the corpse Tianqing turned his head and coughed

"We don't have anything to give, so we'll give you a few flatbreads, Brother Hao. Chen Dongsheng took a stack of cakes from Blacksmith Chen's hand and handed it to Wen Jingmo.

Wen Jingmo took it with a trembling face and put it at the head of Hao Se's bed.

"Let let, let the slave go in first!"

A coquettish voice came from behind the crowd, but seeing Zhou Yunniang pulling Fu Li through the crowd to Hao Se's bed, she handed a large wooden box in her hand to Hao Se: "Oh, it's for you." ”

Hao Se looked at the heavy wooden box in his hand, and looked at Zhou Yunniang and Fu Li with a look of surprise.

Fu Li glanced at Zhou Yunniang, with a smile in the corner of his eyes: "Fu and Yun Niang heard from the guys in the store that Brother Hao and Brother Corpse had gone to the store to try, so they specially sent it today, even if it was a thank you gift from Fu to the two of them." ”

Boss Fu's shop!

Hao Se's eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly opened the wooden box, and immediately froze.

Lying quietly in the box was the expensive, flowing cloud shirt.

Great!

Hao Se's face was flushed, his hands were shaking with excitement, and he was busy looking at the corpse Tianqing.

[Corpse Brother...... It's amazing, this dress...... This dress...... The corpse brother finally has a decent dress!]

Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se, sighed lightly, and hugged Fu Li: "Thank you, Boss Fu." ”

Fu Li hugged his fists in return, and Zhou Yunniang looked proud: "How about it, I'll just say that the slave family's gift must be the most suitable for Xiao Hao!"

"Not really!"

Zi'er jumped out of her father's arms, snatched the food box in Lu Fuli's hand and rushed to Hao Se's bed, and made a grimace at Zhou Yunniang: "Zi'er and Daddy's gifts are the best." ”

As he spoke, he opened the food box.

Suddenly, a smell of the latrine suddenly rushed out, almost smoking everyone.

The corpse cleared up and then took a few steps back, his face shocked.

"Zi'er, what are you, why do you stink so much!" Chen Dongsheng shouted.

"Zi'er, you won't dig up a piece of shit and send it over!" Zhou Yunniang pinched her nose and screamed.

The rest of the people were even more ugly, especially Wen Jingmo, whose whole face turned green, and a pair of deer eyes stared at the food box.

Only Hao Se stared at the three white eyes with excitement on his face, and slapped the food box twice.

Zi'er looked proud: "Zi'er and Daddy have tasted it, this time it's absolutely no problem!"

As soon as these words came out, Hao Se was overjoyed, and took out a porcelain plate from the food box.

The crowd was stunned.

But I saw that on the porcelain plate, there were several tofu-like objects, slimy, green, and the stench of the sky came from above.

"Evil-" Zhou Yunniang had an expression of wanting to vomit, "This tofu stinks!"

The faces of the crowd were also distorted

Hao Se swept the expressions of the crowd, smiled, and actually picked up a green tofu and was about to send it to his mouth.

Everyone was shocked.

"Brother Hao!"

"Xiao Hao!"

"Arthur!" Corpse Tianqing rushed forward, but before his hand reached Hao Se's side, Hao Se had already stuffed the tofu cube into his mouth with lightning speed, and chewed it.

Everyone suddenly felt that their stomachs were tumbling for a while.

The corpse Tianqing even had an expression of collapse.

"How's it going?" Zi'er asked.

Hao Se nodded vigorously and gave Zi'er a thumbs up.

"Yay!" Zi'er jumped three feet high, "Daddy, we've succeeded!

Lu Fuli's black face, which was basically expressionless, also showed a smile for the first time.

"Come on, come on, everyone try it, although this Fuli paste smells stinky, it definitely tastes very fragrant!" Zi'er picked up the plate and looked at everyone.

Everyone's eyes looked at Hao Se.

Hao Se swallowed the contents of his mouth, nodded fiercely at everyone, and danced with his hands.

Everyone looked at the corpse Tianqing again.

Corpse Tianqing's eyebrows twitched faintly, and he said with difficulty: "Arthur said, this Fuli paste is really the most delicious in the world......

Everyone's eyes suddenly shot to the green tofu on the plate.

There was an eerie silence for a moment.

"Grandma's, I'm not afraid!" Blacksmith Chen stepped forward, grabbed a piece of green tofu and stuffed it into his mouth, closed his eyes and chewed it twice.

Everyone stared at him.

"Big brother, how is it?" asked Chen Dongsheng.

But seeing that Blacksmith Chen's expression was intoxicated and full of red light, when he heard Chen Dongsheng's question, he opened his eyes suddenly, and swallowed it with a gulp: "It's too unpalatable!

As he spoke, he grabbed another piece and put it in his mouth.

At this moment, everyone immediately became a sensation, and they all rushed forward to snatch the stinky tofu on the plate, and even Zhou Yunniang, Fu Li, Xu Liangshan, Sun Mang, Cui Zheng, and Feng Yu couldn't bear it, and they all grabbed a piece.

After eating the first bite, everyone showed unfinished expressions and praised one after another.

"Sure enough, it's fragrant!"

"It really smells stinky, it tastes fragrant, it's just stinky and fragrant, hahahaha!"

"Delicious, delicious!"

In the midst of the praise, only two people remained unmoved.

A corpse Tianqing looked at everyone fixedly, his brows twisted, and his expression was painful

The other is Wen Jingmo.

"Fu, Li, Anointing?!"

The gloomy three words were squeezed out of Wen Jingmo's voice.

There was silence in the room.

Everyone turned their eyes to Wen Jingmo and couldn't help but be startled at the same time.

But I saw that the slender scholar's face was gloomy, his eyes were long, and his eyes were fluorescent and cold, like the eyes of a fox in the middle of the night.

The person who looked straight at him was Hao Se on the bed.

Hao Se looked puzzled, winked at Wen Jingmo, and then looked at Corpse Tianqing.

[Clerical student, what's wrong?]

The corpse Tianqing turned his head and silently supported his forehead.

Huh?

Hauser lifted his eyelids and thought back slightly......

Yes!

A certain memory instantly came back to his mind, and immediately shocked Hao Se into a cold sweat.

"This is the so-called Yunyin Gate secret poison by Brother Hao?!"

Wen Jingmo approached Hao Se step by step, his teeth-colored robe fluttering slowly in the air, and there was no wind to shake.

Hao Se bared his teeth and laughed dryly, and looked away.

"This is what Brother Hao called - rot, leave, anointing?!"

The slender figure stood in front of Hao Se's bed, and the cold voice sounded overhead.

Hao Se swallowed, raised his head, lowered his eyebrows, and his eyes sparkled.

[Clerical student, you have to listen to the little brother's explanation......]

Wen Jingmo smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, and nodded slowly: "Good, good, good! Hao Se, you are really good!"

After saying the last word, his face turned fierce, and he turned around and walked out of the door quickly.

[Corpse Brother!]

Hao Se looked at the corpse Tianqing in a panic.

Arthur was reassured. "The corpse was chased out immediately.

Only then did everyone in the room come back to their senses and looked at Hao Se with a curious expression.

"Xiao Hao, what's wrong with Xiao Wen?"

"Why are you so angry all of a sudden?"

"Isn't it because he doesn't like to eat this Fuli ointment?"

Hao Se's facial features were wrinkled, and he gestured to everyone.

However, without the corpse Tianqing by his side, everyone couldn't understand Hao Se's strange language flow at all, so they could only stare at Hao Se in confusion.

Hao Se immediately collapsed on the bed.

This lesson tells us: deceiving people is cool for a while, and it will definitely be planted afterwards!