Lin Dong was stunned.

The reason is that when he woke up, he found that he had a quaint storage ring in the middle of his left hand.

This thing was saved up in the third year of his dream of wandering in the world of cultivation, but he didn't expect to wake up and find that it was still there, this is not scientific!

Lin Dong, who was holding the pillow, desperately recalled the qiē in his dream, as if he had a demon in a daze.

No matter how you think about it.

I can't figure it out.

Actually, there's nothing to worry about about this...... There are often unscientific things in the world, such as the fact that toads can predict earthquakes more accurately than bricks, isn't it also quite unscientific?

"The season of counterattack has arrived, goddesses, brother is here. The local tyrant godfathers should also be ready, the feeling of picking up soap, I hope it is not too cool!Whahahaha!" After Lin Dong thought clearly, he immediately jumped up, stood on the bed, crossed his waist, and laughed wildly, which looked very much like the villain in TV movies. Lin Dong, who is very scummy and bitter in the world of cultivation, returns to the mortal world, and can completely despise and crush a qiē Youmu.

If it weren't for being destroyed by the Ethereal Fairy's palm, Lin Dong could have turned into a humanoid Gundam and singled out an army.

It is normal to trespass into the forbidden land and peek at the supreme secrets of other people's sects.

It's a blessing to be back alive.

Lin Dong was not angry at all.

Of course, the main reason why he wasn't angry was because the ethereal fairy looked like someone couldn't get angry anyway......

"If you work hard to cultivate, you will definitely have a chance to meet. Lin Dong clenched his fists, and a fiery thought rose in his heart that could not be suppressed. Although this goal is not expected to be achieved in more than a hundred years.

It's always good to have ideals.

Without ideals, isn't life equal to a salted fish?

"Eat first!" Cultivation is not in a hurry, and the first problem to be solved at the moment is to eat.

The hungry Lin Dong touched his pocket, had no money, and rummaged through the entire house, and finally found the target under the bed, an old wallet that should not have been used for a long time. Open it, and it's empty. Lin Dong had been in the Xiuzhen world for ten years in a big dream, and he had long forgotten that he was a poor student at the beginning, even though this dream was only a one-night thing for the Blue Planet.

Ni Mei!

That's not true, isn't it?

The problem of personal food and clothing is still so strict, so that those brick families who clamore that the people have gone straight from the well-off to the well-off are embarrassed!

Standing in front of the ATM downstairs, Lin Dong also tried to forgive himself, and when he found that the deposit number in it was infinitely close to zero, he immediately realized that he was not worthy of forgiveness at all.

Must be punished!

Give yourself a lesson that will have a profound impact......

"Five meat buns, five steamed buns, three baskets of xiaolongbao, two dishes of fried noodles, meat and eggs, one and the first porridge, and two fritters......" Lin Dong ordered a lot of food, determined to give himself an unforgettable lesson. The little sister who placed an order for him in the gourmet store didn't care at first, she thought that Lin Dong had eaten the package, and when she heard it, she sighed in a soft voice, which was as sweet as a peasant woman's spring.

But when she brought it to the table, she saw Lin Dong open his bow left and right, destroy five meat buns with the speed of the wind and clouds, and then stretched out his evil hand to the five big steamed buns, her eyes suddenly widened cutely.

Then Lin Dong gobbled up three baskets of xiaolongbao and two plates of fried noodles, and couldn't wait to pull the hot porridge in front of him and start.

I couldn't help but ask in a weak voice: "This uncle, wait a while, do you want me to call 120 for you?"

"......" Lin Dong Khan, thinking to himself, aren't you in business?

"Choked?" the little sister looked at Lin Dong in horror, afraid that he would fall to the ground with a bang.

"Big husband. Lin Dong shook his head and said it was okay.

He waved her away.

If he were to change to before, he would definitely not be able to eat so much food at one time, and even if he ate it hard, he would probably have to break it, but since he came back from cultivating the true world, the situation has been completely different.

Although his own cultivation was ruined, the spiritual power that he had cultivated after ten years of hard work in the dream was still there, and his realm had not decreased much.

Don't say that, even if it's several times more.

It's also floating clouds.

Some Xiuzhen cattle can hold a whale in their stomachs, and Lin Dong can't compare to this, but it's still very easy to pack ten or eight buns.

I remember that the turtle and snake technique was successful, full of confidence, and ran to PK with an old beggar, I thought that I could eat a cow I was very dragged, who didn't want the old man to eat nine cows and two tigers in one go, if it wasn't for the lack of ability, he couldn't slay the dragon, maybe he would eat a dragon on the spot. In the world of cultivation, the amount of food is not the same as the size of the ability, but the ability to swallow the mountains and drink the sea is also idle.

Besides, men have to be cruel to themselves, otherwise how can they give themselves an unforgettable lesson?

Lin Dong wiped his mouth with a tissue, and his heart was still unfinished.

It's a pity that there aren't many soft sister coins left.

Otherwise.

This punishment could have been a little heavier.

"Are you really okay?" said the cute little sister with a little baby fat on her face in disbelief.

"Maybe I didn't eat last night!" Lin Dong had to find a reason, it's not good to scare other children's children out of heart disease, in fact, today's breakfast can be done again.

"Ah, I see. The little sister seemed to believe it.

"That's right, this, by the way, help me pack twenty more steamed buns. Lin Dong took out an old man's head from his wallet, the only one.

"You're really going to kill yourself! It's so scary to survive alive, so people won't help you do such a terrible thing!" When the little sister heard this, she was immediately frightened, and unconsciously stuffed a pair of small hands into her little mouth, almost not crying in fright.

"......" Lin Dong was speechless.

Twenty steamed buns did not succeed in packing, punishing their own lessons, so they were impacted, and they could not achieve the most profound and far-reaching impact, forget it, there will be a chance in the future. Lin Dong, who hiccuped a little, returned in his dream, and his cultivation was completely ruined, and he had to start all over again, and now he finally has time to think about his future.

Practice, start over.

It's a must.

Then it was to go to the cultivation world, find the ethereal fairy, and tell her that her cultivation alone was too slow, or that it was more efficient for two people to cultivate together...... That's all about the plan.

Wandering around the street, I found that a qiē is still the same, there is no sign of the end of the world at all, and the dream of killing zombies on the street to rescue the girl everywhere and then occupy a villa in captivity seems to be hopeless. But fortunately, the Xiuzhen world came back from a walk, and the mentality was very different, whether there was the end of the world or not, he could easily counterattack Bai Fumei, and he didn't have to worry about zombie evolution and food shortages.

"Forget it, if we can't be a savior, let's just be a little common man, as long as we live well enough. "Lin Dong has never had the consciousness of being the protagonist of an American drama, what is Spider-Man and can he eat it?

Seeing the girls all over the street playing with their mobile phones, Lin Dong remembered that he also had this thing.

When he returned to the rental house, he found that his phone was long dead.

After charging and starting, I found that there were N calls and messages. After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Dong regained this memory that belonged to 'ten years ago', and now he should be on summer vacation, and he is working for a company. Two days before sleepwalking in the Xiuzhen world, I was sick because of a high fever, lying in bed, unable to move, most likely because no one took care of me and hung up, so a crossing was formed. After wandering in the Xiuzhen world for ten years, he accidentally let the ethereal fairy slap him back.

In other words, I need to go to work today, and I am absent from work for three days, which is the reason why there will be so many calls from my mobile phone.

In the class of the nun, Lao Tzu is now a diligent cultivator.

Although I decided not to go to this class, I still had to make a phone call.

Do things from the beginning to the end.

"Ah, Brother Jian, right? I want to ask? Manager Huang hasn't said anything these days, right?" Lin Dong searched for a long time before finding the number.

This 'Brother Jian' is called Shi Jian, and he is Lin Dong's colleague.

He is also a senior.

After entering the company, Senior Shi was quite enthusiastic, especially when Lin Dong invited him to drink in the past, and when he drank until his face was red and his ears were hot, Senior Shi also slapped the table and said "We are brothers, closer than brothers". Of course, you can't take this seriously, Lin Dong is not a fool, but now that the time to test his character is up, Lin Dong invited Senior Shi to eat and wash Sanna, massage and push oil or something, more or less a friend of wine and meat, if Senior Shi's temperament didn't fall to the ground, maybe he would find an excuse to cover up for Lin Dong.

If he can help take a leave of absence, that's not what he said, true friend!

The dragon I invited before is also worth it.

So, Lin Dong pretended to be very stupid and naïve, and called this Senior Shi to test it.

Who doesn't know that as soon as it was connected, Senior Shi criticized Lin Dong fiercely, with a big brother tone who is very optimistic about you, but why is your kid not angry: "It's Xiaolin, you! You make it easy for me to find, how many calls have I made to you in the past few days, but you haven't answered any of them...... Why don't you take leave if you don't come to work?"

"In the company?" Lin Dong almost couldn't find the time to speak.

"The work of the company is all carried by me, this time, it really tires me enough!" Senior Shi was awe-inspiring.

"Work?" Lin Dong hadn't finished speaking, and his previous fantasy had already been shattered by Senior Shi's head: "It's a job, don't you know, Huang Peel is really angry this time, he threatened to kill you, chopped his hands and feet to make snacks, and his head was dried and placed at the door of the company as a specimen, I think you should not go back to the company, hurry up and go abroad to avoid the limelight!"

If Lin Dongruo was still before, he must have thought that Senior Shi really took care of himself like this.

Maybe it's too moving.

I accidentally asked him for a dragon or something.

The fact is that Senior Shi saw that Lin Dong was not going to work, and the company happened to have a shortage of people for a big project, so he simply let his girlfriend jump ship and directly took Lin Dong's position. And Manager Huang, who is similar to the African cannibal chieftain in Senior Shi's mouth, thought that Lin Dong, who had been missing for three days, had found a better job and had already found a high position in another company, and he had always lamented the company's brain drain.

Senior Shi's acting skills are good.

If you want to act in a divine drama, it's not a problem to tear devils by hand.

But now Lin Dong, who knows the 'Listening Insight Technique', can't be kept in the dark like before.

However, Lin Dong is not a good thing, knowing that it is fake, he even took out the innocence of 'please must lie to me', and expressed his heartfelt gratitude to Senior Shi, who is very righteous: "Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Jian, I have implicated you, if you are free another day, you must ask Brother Jian to drink." ”

Senior Shi Jian laughed heartily: "It's okay, stick a knife in your brother's ribs, it should be, it should be!"

He didn't say the last word.

It's right to stick a knife in the ribs of a brother, but for a woman, you can stick a knife in a brother's side.

In the past, if you lose your job all of a sudden, you will definitely regret it. Although this job is a little tiring and the salary is not high, it is very difficult to find a summer job, and there are even fewer people who can learn something...... However, after returning to Lin Dong, it is naturally impossible to waste time in that kind of place, and a diligent cultivator is the right path in the world.

End of the hypocrite's conversation.

Lin Dong held his chin and began to think about life.

"Well, I've got to find a way to get some money, but my brother is going to be the man of One Piece...... Engage in a feast of the sea and sky on the great waterway, swim in the R sea of heaven on earth, and let one goddess after another take turns to bow their heads and kneel and lick, this kind of life winner life is the true meaning and pursuit of life!" Lin Dong, who is a poor student, has decided to implement an unprecedented counterattack plan from today.

What the?

Can't the poor fight back?

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