Chapter 129: How to Gather People's Hearts
A few minutes later, Qin Baobao walked around the fish pond, turned back, and kicked the bucket, which immediately caused the fish to jump in panic and splash in all directions.
My sister said coquettishly: "Aze, fishing is boring, play rafting with me." ”
Qin Ze said, "It's quite interesting." ”
My sister pinched Qin Ze's arm and asked, "Is it interesting?"
"It's boring, it's boring. Qin Ze bared his teeth.
"Baby, don't bother us with fishing, drift by yourself. Wang Zijin said dissatisfied.
"Why do you catch so many fish, you can't eat so much. Qin Baobao said.
"Who wants to eat, pick a few good ones to take away, and release the rest. Wang Zijin laughed.
"Then there's no need to fish, Aze, let's drift. ”
"No, Aze is fishing with me, I don't have time to raft. ”
"Your brother is still my brother. Qin Baobao raised his eyebrows.
"Does it matter?" Wang Zijin squinted.
The two girlfriends looked at each other, as if there was a crackling arc crossing.
After a long time, Wang Zijin took a deep breath, gathered his dantian, and spit out a sentence like spitting out the nine-character mantra of Buddhism: "Where does the watermelon grow." ”
Qin Baobao responded: "Watermelon vine, growing on the ground." ”
Wang Zijin asked again: "Where do peanuts grow?" ”
Qin Baobao replied: "Falling peanuts grow underground." ”
Wang Zijin asked again: "Where do strawberries grow?" ”
This one is a bit difficult.
Qin Baobao said uncertainly: "On the long tree?"
Qin Ze slapped his forehead.
Wang Zijin said: "Once." ”
Qin Baobao guessed: "Long underground?"
"Twice. ”
"Is it in the water?"
"Three times, you lose. Wang Zijin said proudly: "Strawberries grow on the ground. ”
"Strawberries grow on the ground, how dirty they are, I don't believe it. Qin Baobao was unconvinced: "Every time you ask me, this time it doesn't count, I should ask you to answer." ”
"That's next time, don't you want to play tricks. ”
"I'm ......" Qin Baobao failed to fight with his wits, and looked at his younger brother with teary eyes: "Aze......"
Qin Zexin said, you two are really good at playing. May I ask you guys to be funny, to decide the winner in this way, can you be more boring?
It's normal for my sister to not divide the grains. Qin Baobao, a native of Shanghai, has never been to the countryside in his life, and has eaten a lot of fruits, but asking them about their growth status, this is blind. Schools don't teach this either.
She doesn't watch the news broadcasts, which occasionally have agricultural information.
Qin Ze was hit in the heart by his sister's soft and cute appearance, so he said: "What is rapeseed for?" ”
Wang Zijin replied in seconds: "Oil-squeezing." ”
"Where do sweet potatoes grow. ”
"Dirt. ”
"What about sweet potatoes. ”
"Dirt. ”
"What about potatoes. ”
This question stumped Wang Zijin, sweet potatoes and sweet potatoes all grow in the soil, where do the potatoes grow? It can't be in the soil, right? That's too simple, it's definitely not, you can't fall into the trap. In other words, what is the potato?
Wang Zijin's eyes flashed with wisdom: "On the tree!"
Qin Ze shook his head.
"On the ground. ”
Qin Ze shook his head again.
The prince was trapped and the beast was still fighting: "Isn't it in the long water?"
Qin Ze sighed: "Sister Zijin three times. ”
Qin Baobao crossed his waist and laughed, full of pride.
Qin Ze turned his head, not wanting his two sisters to see his "MDZZ" sigh. Damn, I want to laugh, but it's so uncomfortable.
Only then did he remember that Wang Zijin was the eldest lady of a wealthy family, and she was not much better than Qin Baobao.
No wonder they duel in such a stupid way, it turned out to be half a pound and eight taels, and they all felt that this was a difficult question.
MDZZ。
Wang Zijin was not convinced: "Then what do you say it looks like?" ”
"In the soil. Qin Ze said: "Isn't a potato just a potato?" ”
Wang Zijin said that I didn't believe it, and I lost the fishing rod and took out my mobile phone Baidu.
After a while, he said with a face full of unwillingness: "How do you know so much." ”
How do you know so much......
Qin Ze thundered.
It's a Fudan and a Peking University, can you have some interest? A high IQ is a fart. Qin Ze used to hear the old man say that when they were young, they went to school and went to the countryside from time to time, paying tribute to the revolutionary seniors with sweat, and keeping in mind the spirit of hard struggle. It's called "Labor Class".
The times are developing, but the education work is not as good as the generation.
So common sense has nothing to do with intelligence, Qin Ze has watched a variety show of intelligence competition before, and there is a contestant who is a scholar from a famous school, and he shows everyone his strong memory on the field, reciting the three visits to the thatched house, and he is shocked, but he was asked a question by his opponent and asked him how the bats sleep. This thing has never seen a bat since he was a child, and he was immediately blind.
At the end, the creature was shocked and said, "How can there be a creature in the world that sleeps upside down and doesn't have a cerebral hemorrhage?"
Science you sister.
Qin Baobao snorted: "When he was a child, he had to go to the countryside with his mother to live in the countryside for a while every summer vacation. ”
Qin Ma's ancestral home is in Zhejiang Province, she grew up in a small county town in Zhejiang Province when she was a child, and moved to Shanghai with her parents when she was in junior high school. The ancestral house is still there, but it hasn't been inhabited for many years, so Qin's mother took Qin Ze to live in the house of one of her good sisters. In my memory, the aunt was very gentle, and when Qin Ze was in junior high school, she died of illness.
Wang Zijin sat on the small bench, squinted at Qin Ze, and said quietly: "Sure enough, it's my sister and brother." ”
It's easy to hear the resentment in her tone.
Qin Ze was stunned for a moment, is the young lady of the Wang family angry or jealous? No matter which one it is, he is happy, there is a saying, when you start to care about a person, you will be happy and sad because of him.
Qin Baobao failed in the battle of wits, although his younger brother helped him find the field, he lost in the end, so Qin Ze and Wang Zijin continued to fish.
Qin Baobao moved the small bench to his younger brother's side, took off a low-heeled sandal, and put his foot on Qin Ze's lap. Bored looking around, sometimes picking up pebbles to make trouble, sometimes teasing his younger brother. Look at the side of his face and roll his eyes.
Qin Ze ignored her, she took out her mobile phone and swiped Weibo, and the people Qin Baobao followed on Weibo were all known after entering the entertainment industry, such as Huang Yuteng, Li Rongxing, Hong Jingyao, Xu Yunhan......
Xu Yunhan updated a Weibo half an hour ago: "The concert in Beijing ended successfully, the next stop: Jinshi!"
Xu Yunhan took a photo of herself in the dressing room, and the hairstylist behind her was changing her hairstyle.
Fans commented below:
"Let's go, anyway, I'm in the capital, not far from Jin City. ”
"Wherever Yun Han goes, we will accompany him, and when will concert tickets go on sale?"
"The goddess is so beautiful, and she is beautiful when she takes off her makeup. ”
"I like your new love the most, 100 likes. ”
"When is there a national tour? ”
She clicked on Huang Yuteng's Weibo, but she didn't update it, and clicked on Li Rongxing's Weibo, this guy recently went to a variety show as a judge, and often posted some photos of interacting with student contestants. The number of fan replies is also amazing.
The times are changing, and the previous little fresh meat took the route of pure idols, regardless of men and women, holding themselves high and not eating the fireworks of the world. With the development of the Internet, there are more platforms for celebrities and fans to interact. Many celebrities post on Weibo at every turn, and it's good to post some life photos. If there is funny and witty material, it may make entertainment headlines. Popularity is the life of a star.
Although brushing the face and brushing the sense of existence is a small road, and the work is the brilliant avenue, an excellent work is hard to find.
Hey, my brother's side face is pretty good-looking.
Qin Baobao took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera function, adjusted the angle, and photographed the silhouette of Qin Ze seriously fishing, as well as his long legs.
After that, click on Weibo, upload, with the words: "You know the fishing fishing fishing ......"
Update Weibo.
Qin Baobao's Weibo attention has reached the level of 10 million. She posted a Weibo, and netizens immediately saw it.
"Side-facing killing. ”
"Here it is again, Qin Baobao, you crazy demon, I just want to say, another dozen photos like this. ”
"My brother is handsome, no, my husband is handsome. ”
"Do I think this posture is very provocative? Qin Baobao, is it really good for you to tease your brother like this?"
"Hey, Demon Zero, there's a pair of German orthopedics here, and they're a good threat to the peace. ”
"Uncle policeman, it's her, flirting with her brother, arrest her quickly, my brother is mine. ”
"The goddess's long legs are really attractive, straight, long, white and tender, to tell the truth, I am thrilled to see it. ”
"Where is this?"
"The big dick man replied, where is this?Fish pond?Where is the goddess playing?"
"It's a little familiar, it seems to be a tourist attraction in an ancient town around Shanghai. ”
"Yes, yes, I went there last year. ”
"Hey, my place of work is just ten kilometers from there, I'll drive to see it. ”
"Team up to block Qin Baobao. ”
"Go together. ”
"Together, together. ”
Qin Baobao happily brushed back, and when he saw this, his face was pale, "Oh, Aze, our location is exposed." ”
Qin Ze turned his head and looked at her blankly.
"I took a photo and posted it on Weibo, and I was accidentally recognized here, and everyone said they were going to come and block me. ”
Qin Ze is not calm now, he used to watch entertainment news, and there was always a certain star airport blocked by fans at the airport, and thousands of fans picked up the airport or something. The idol called on fans to be calm and calm...... Then he hid in the airport and did not dare to come out.
He liked it at the time, and now feng shui takes turns. This is going to be blocked in the fish pond, isn't it going to be pushed into the water by fans?
"Sister Zijin, stop fishing, let's go. Qin Ze lifted the fishing rod and prepared to flash people.
"Let's go immediately, maybe there are fans of my sister over there in town. Qin Baobao said.
The three of them picked a few of the largest fish, released the rest, returned the fishing rods and other things, and left in a hurry.
When I returned to the town and blended into the vast sea of people, I suddenly didn't panic.
I wanted to walk along the commercial street, but Wang Zijin suddenly received a phone call, walked to the distance to connect, and after a while, came over and said, "I'm going to Hongqiao Airport." ”
Qin Baobao said, "I'll send you over, and it's not far." ”
Wang Zijin said: "I'll take a taxi by myself, don't come." ”
Qin Baobao frowned and said in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Wang Zijin pouted: "My second aunt is here." ”
The sisters and brothers both knew about Wang Zijin's family, and they were like great enemies for a while.
Wang Zijin waved his hand: "It's okay, she can't cure me." But my second aunt is more temperamental and likes to anger people, so I can't let her know that I live with you. The baby's career is just on the right track, don't make extraneous branches. ”
Qin Baobao said, "Okay, you can go." ”
Qin Ze glanced at his sister dissatisfied.
After Wang Zijin left, Qin Baobao and Qin Ze continued to shop the commercial street, and when they saw an interesting antique shop, they went in to take a look, and took a look, Qin Baobao usually buys a few small things.
"Aze, I'm tired. Qin Baobao stood still and refused to move, playing Laipi to ask her brother to carry her.
"Sweat on a hot day, sticky or not. "Qin Ze is reluctant to act as his sister's two-legged mount.
"You carry me. Qin Baobao stomped his feet.
Qin Ze bent his knees slightly, looking helpless.
Qin Baobao's pretty face immediately raised a bright smile, trotted a few steps, kicked his legs, and pounced on his younger brother fiercely, almost catching Qin Ze off guard.
"Oops. Qin Baobao hit his chest painfully, rubbed 36D, and said angrily: "It's a burden." ”
Qin Ze has a different opinion: "How can the breasts gather people's hearts. ”