"It's big and stiff, no wonder it will break the button!"

After walking out of the office, Chen Nan sighed a little wickedly in his heart, and as soon as he walked outside the classroom, he found a big fat man standing outside the door, who seemed to be standing in punishment. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As soon as he saw Chen Nan coming over, the big fat man's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had seen an idol, and he said excitedly: "Master, you are really good, I admire you so much." ”

Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, "What? Master?"

"Yes, you are my master. The fat man said with excitement on his face: "Everyone else in the class thinks you are a fool, so you dare to go against Xiao Jiji, but I think you must be a master of art and bold." Hehe, you can take me as an apprentice!"

"Fool, let go of the fucking stinking fart!" Chen Nan's eyes widened, "Who the fuck said I was a fool? Lao Tzu is so handsome, does he look like a fool?"

The fat man's face was full of helplessness, "Except for me...... People say you're stupid. ”

"A bunch of blind people. ”

Chen Nan scolded and asked casually, "How did you get punished?"

"I had too much flesh on my face, my eyes were too small to open, and the teacher said I was sleeping. The fat man said helplessly.

"Is that okay?"

Chen Nan looked at the fat man's eyes and felt helpless.

"It's because I'm so fat, and the flesh covers my eyes. The fat man sighed and said, "Actually, when I was a child, my eyes were big, and I was handsome, and they all said that I looked like Andy Lau!"

"Do you dare to blow it bigger?"

The fat man scratched his head, "Hehe, it's wrong, in fact, I was more handsome than Andy Lau when I was a child." ”

“……”

Chen Nan was completely speechless, he couldn't imagine that there were people in this world with thicker skin than him. Just then, his phone rang suddenly.

Frowning and feeling out, it turned out to be Su Qingqing.

Chen Nan glanced inside the classroom through the window, and didn't see Su Qingqing's shadow, so he connected the phone, "Qingqing, where have you been?"

Su Qingqing didn't answer, but said in a somewhat embarrassed tone: "Fool, you ...... Where are you?"

"Outside the classroom. ”

"I'm ...... in the toilet" Su Qingqing looked a little hesitant, and after a while he said, "Stupid, I'm ...... I accidentally dropped that one into the poop, you can go to the supermarket and buy me a pack. ”

Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, "What's that?"

"It's ......"

Su Qingqing felt a little unspeakable, she only remembered now that Chen Nan was a guy who didn't even know a thong, if he didn't explain it, he would definitely not understand. Su Qingqing gritted his teeth, "That's it...... The one for our girls!"

Chen Nan was still confused, "What the hell is that?"

"I ......" Su Qingqing wanted to cry without tears.

If it weren't for the fact that the other classmates were still in class, she would never call Chen Nan, the man, for this kind of thing, "You're really a fool, it's just ...... It's the ...... Protect...... Raw towels. ”

"You just said no, if you have to say that, how do I know which one it is. ”

Chen Nan sighed, feeling helpless. Since he made a fool of himself in class just now, Su Qingqing's address to him has changed from "pure brother" to "stupid", which makes him feel very unhappy.

Su Qingqing in the toilet was speechless for a while, although she was a little rude, but after all, she was a girl, how could she be embarrassed to say this kind of thing directly.

"You go and go back quickly, just buy a small package. ”

"No problem. ”

Chen Nan hung up the phone, and before he could turn around, the big fat man next to him hurriedly asked, "Master, who is Qingqing in your mouth?"

"It's Su Qingqing, what's wrong?"

The fat man suddenly drooled, and said excitedly: "She actually took the initiative to call you?" Master, you deserve to be my idol, it's so good, what is she looking for you?"

"I'm so handsome, of course I want to chase me. Chen Nan said.

The fat man almost fell to the ground, looked at Chen Nan with an incredible face, plucked out his ears and said, "Did I hear me right?

"Isn't it, I just called to ask me to have dinner at noon, I didn't agree, but I guess she will come to meet me later. Chen Nan said lightly, not knowing that he was blushing at all.

The fat man was stunned, looking at Chen Nan stupidly, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Su Qingqing is the school girl recognized by all the boys in the school, and there are not 1,000 boys who want to chase her, but there are 800 boys, but which one doesn't end in failure! And now, Su Qingqing actually wants to chase Chen Nan backwards? And Chen Nan hasn't agreed yet?

The fat man feels that this world is too outrageous, Chen Nan should be struck by lightning, how can he let go of that kind of stunning beauty to meet for dinner?

"Master, you are simply inferior to a beast!"

The fat man muttered, but when he raised his head, he found that Chen Nan had already reached ten meters away.

When he was about to approach the door of the teacher's office, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. Now that Lan Yuqin is in the office, it is really not easy to slip under her nose!

After Chen Nan took a deep breath, he directly strode over and rushed over.

However, at the moment when he rushed over-

"Chen Nan, where are you going if you don't go to class? You stop for me, stop!" Lan Yuqin in the office quickly stood up, pulled his legs and chased him out.