Chapter 346: A Strange Thief's Joke?
Chapter 346: A Strange Thief's Joke?
It's not scary to wait, it's scary to not know when the end is.
Why is a sentence in Sheng Xiaomo used to describe the current mood of the police, which is very appropriate.
They worked as an ambush for the police to catch thieves, such as the most recent one, in order to cooperate with the customs to catch a smuggling case, they waited in the grass for a day and a half.
The hour hand was just past ten o'clock, the electronic watch on the hand of the police officer Xiao Li ticked, and Deputy Team Leader Xiao's cold gaze was about to hit, Xiao Li hurriedly closed it, in fact, this also means that they have been waiting for the arrival of the strange thief Glenn, and it has been two hours.
Xiao Li's eyes are about to turn into Wang Ba's eyes, not only him, but also Deputy Team Leader Xiao, staring at the screen intently for two hours, it's no wonder if he is not tired.
"Hey, this is the command platform, continue to guard the post. Deputy Team Leader Xiao issued an order to continue to defend the stubborn work.
"Deputy Team Leader Xiao, this can't be done. Xiao Li said: "We keep staring like this, our eyes are tired, and if the damn thief really comes, we may ignore it." ”
Deputy Team Leader Xiao pondered for a while, looked at Xiao Li and said, "Then what do you say?"
"There are a total of four people in our monitoring room, including Xiao Deputy Group, we are simply divided into two groups, two people in each group rotate to monitor, and the brothers who are guarding should actually rotate and rotate. ”
Police officer Xiao Li arranged in an orderly manner, and his construction made the eyes of the other two police officers shine, if it weren't for some circumstances, the two of them would have proposed such a construction long ago, and the screen was about to be stared at by this way of observation before.
But the imagination is very full, but the reality is very skinny, Deputy Team Leader Xiao decisively refused, and said sharply: "Two people, can you see the screen here?"
"Who is Glenn? It's a guy who can come and go freely in the Louvre, and a little relaxation will give him a chance, and take turns letting the security guards rest...... Hmph, our police force is already insufficient, do you know that Yubu Fangding is a first-class national treasure, if it is stolen by Glenn, who is responsible?"
Deputy Team Leader Xiao questioned fiercely, and still asked by name: "Are you responsible?" His eyes widened, which one is called fierce, Xiao Li lowered his head.
Immediately after: "Or are you two in charge!?" As Deputy Team Leader Xiao asked reprimandally, the other two police officers shook their heads suddenly.
"Is the reprimand enough?" asked Deputy Team Leader Xiao loudly.
What else could Xiao Li and the other two police officers say, they could only say again and again: "Enough is enough." ”
"If that's enough, keep an eye on it, don't miss any clues, even if a fly flies in, see it. After speaking, Deputy Team Leader Xiao began to study the headless invitation again.
No wonder when police officer Xiao Li called Deputy Team Leader Xiao, he called out the deputy word every time, I have to say, this shoehorn man, really can't be a boss, although he is leading by example, but in this situation, those who have a little IQ should say words of encouragement such as 'everyone works hard', and then what.
It's no wonder that his way of saying this can be treated by his subordinates.
Following.
The morning light pierces the darkness, and the night separates from the day once more.
Police officer Xiao Li, thick dark circles, scumbags sighing, dull eyes, the whole person is in a state of brain emptying, and the position of the temples is still faintly painful, this is the sequelae of them staring at the monitoring screen all night, of course, not only him, but also the three people in the testing room.
In fact, they are not the worst, the worst are the police and security guards in ambush, from eight o'clock to seven o'clock in the morning, as you can imagine.
"How can Glenn, the strange thief, be late......" Police officer Xiao Li was weak and said with a sad face: "And how long is it late." ”
There was a sudden whining sound on his body, Xiao Li's phone rang, and when he touched it, he looked at the electric man, and his cloudy eyes immediately flashed brightly, and he blurted out: "It's the head." ”
The deputy leader Xiao on the side seemed to press the spring and jumped up immediately, his shoehorn face seemed to have a layer of frost condensed, and he waited all night in vain, and what the hell invited him, what did he start stealing at eight o'clock in the evening, this TM was about to be eight o'clock in the morning, and he was already on the verge of breaking out.
Grabbing his hand from Xiao Li's hand, Deputy Team Leader Xiao took a deep breath and asked almost through gritted teeth, "Team Leader He, where were you yesterday?" ”
"Yesterday, I drank a little wine with a friend I haven't seen for many years, and then slept in the hotel, well......" said that the other end of the phone seemed to become a lazy waist, and also asked: "I slept well, but the bed in this hotel is too soft, how are you?"
Had a drink with friends?slept in a hotel?The bed was a little soft?
Deputy Team Leader Xiao came up angrily, couldn't hold it back anymore, and broke out instantly: "He Jiang, you TM is the leader of the action team, and you ...... yesterday"
"Oh, let's talk about it at the police station. He Jiang on the other end of the phone directly interrupted Deputy Team Leader Xiao to be angry, and hung up after a sentence without being salty.
Deputy Team Leader Xiao dragged his mobile phone, his chest was undulating, and his anger was full.
"Deputy Team Leader Xiao, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive...... The phone is mine. Xiao Li hurriedly snatched the phone back from Deputy Xiao's hand.
Deputy Team Leader Xiao stared at Xiao Li for a long time before squeezing out two words from between his teeth: "Close." ”
Municipal Public Security Bureau.
"Team Leader He Jiang, please give me and the action team an explanation. This was the first thing Xiao said after returning to the police station.
He Jiang leisurely ate soy milk fritters, and asked rather confusedly: "What explanation?"
If the eyes can kill, the fierce light in the small eyes of Deputy Team Leader Xiao must have already disemboweled He Jiang.
"Blame the thief Glenn, blame the thief Glenn, why didn't he go to the Wudu Museum at eight o'clock to steal the Yubu Fangding. ”
"Oh, so you said that. He Jiang slapped his thigh, and looked suddenly realized: "Did you bring that notice letter?"
He Jiang took the notice letter from Deputy Team Leader Xiao and explained: "Who brought the olive branch back to Noah's Ark? It is the golden retriever! Who is the tail feathers of the pigeon? The big dog wants to take off the golden fleece, and the nepus weeps for the tail feathers of the pigeon." When the final judgment comes, the rebels will be incoherent. The big lie he told will be cracked. ”
Sentences 1, 2, 3, and 4 all say the same thing. He Jiang said and looked up and asked, "Do you usually look at the stars?"
Deputy Team Leader Xiao shook his head with a dark face.
He Jiang said slowly: "In February, I was able to see a constellation called the Pigeon, which was originally called Noah's Pigeon, that is, the pigeon that will rank the olive branch to Noah's Ark, and there is a legend about this third-class constellation, the rare treasure in the Greek mythology of the Golden Fleece, which is equivalent to what we call the wall of thorns in China. ”
"The Golden Fleece is in the Ares Sacred Forest in Colchis, guarded by a sleepless dragon, and it's hard to ......"
He Jiang's words were interrupted by Deputy Team Leader Xiao, and he interrupted very impatiently: "I'm not interested in listening to Greek mythology. ”
"Okay, I'll make a long story short, to get to Colchis, you have to take a boat through the 'Crash Rock', and the Crash Rock are two large moving rocks, and the ship will be shattered, so put on a guy named Polydiuces and let a pigeon fly over, and the Rock Crash only caught the tail feathers of the white pigeon, and the boat made a successful pass. He Jiang said.
"The first four sentences are what I want to express this myth?!" Deputy Team Leader Xiao had an urge to tear up the notice letter.
"Of course ......"
He Jiang said with a hippie smile: "No!" R1152