Two stools with a long flag, a bright yellow brocade cloth spread on a small square table half a person high, plus a pair of copper coins with turtle shells on the table, and a few broken books such as "Plum Blossom Easy Counting" and "The Complete Divine Appearance" constitute all the belongings of the bamboo pole Wu.

Oh, and a pair of round-framed little sunglasses that fortune tellers must have in film and television dramas.

The bamboo pole Wu wicked man has his own wicked grinding, and at this time he ran to the back alley to grab the position of the grain reincarnation, and I don't know if he pulled it on his pants?

Yang Qiu didn't bother to set up a stall today, and the bamboo pole Wu asked him to help look at the stall, so he sat down on a bench and rummaged through the things on the table.

Let's be a fortune teller!

Yang Qiu shook his head, picked up the round-framed small sunglasses and looked at them a few times, put them on the bridge of his nose casually, and hung loosely on the tip of his nose, showing the image of a prodigal son.

"Three words for three talents, one word for the top, two for the ......"

"The sky is thunderous, the wind is small, and the fire and thunder are ......"

"It is also called the ...... of the dry and the bottom"

“……”

Yang Qiu flipped through the dilapidated "Plum Blossom Easy Counting", the more he looked at it, the more confused he became, this was much more difficult than classical Chinese, and after reading it for a while, he finally sighed in his heart.

This fortune-telling job is really not something that ordinary people can do.

"Hey, fortune teller, hey, hey, we're fortune telling!"

Just when Yang Qiu was still lamenting in his heart that he had little knowledge, two more people suddenly appeared in front of him and knocked on his table unceremoniously.

One of them, a tall and thin man, looked like a so-called elite high-level, fake foreign devil, with a straight suit, a bow tie around his neck, and a shiny wax on his head.

At this time, the man was taking out a white handkerchief out of nowhere, wiping the hand that had just knocked on the table with a disgusted expression.

As for the other person......

Yang Qiu's eyes hidden behind his sunglasses lit up slightly, but it turned out to be a beauty.

I saw that this woman was only about twenty, with fair skin and delicate facial features, especially the black and long eyelashes, and she was even permed with a slightly curly long hair that was rare at this time, wearing a set of beige small pleated skirts, holding a small white leather bag in her hand, and a youthful breath came to her face.

Especially, the one with a bulging chest, I'm afraid there is not an E......

Fortunately, Yang Qiu is wearing sunglasses now, otherwise with his chaotic eyes looking at people's chests, it is estimated that he would have to be beaten firmly.

"Ouch, Judy, you can't be mistaken, look at you......" The man held a handkerchief in his hand, looked at the table, chair and stool with a little girlishness, and said in disgust: "How dirty is this, can this fortune teller calculate accurately......?"

The man glanced at Yang Qiu and said with disdain: "This fortune teller is too young, he doesn't look like a master." ”

This guy, Yang Qiu laughed angrily, did he hurt people in front of him like this.

The tiger doesn't threaten you, you treat me as a sick cat! I think he Yang Qiu has been mixing next to the bamboo pole Wu for so long, and he is not in vain!

"This 'gentleman', the so-called ambition is not high in the year, the mountain is not high, there is ......"

Smack——!

Yang Qiu's words had only been halfway through, and the phoenix man was still muttering, when he saw that the beautiful woman named 'Judy' suddenly stretched out a hand and slapped it on the table with a snap.

Under his hand, there is a ten-dollar bill!

I saw the corners of the beauty's mouth twitch slightly, and she said a little annoyingly: "What nonsense are you two talking about, fortune teller, I heard my aunt say that you are quite accurate, and today you come to tell us fortunes!"

Hey, it's not a family that doesn't enter the door, and the tempers of these two dogs and men are really similar.

Yang Qiu's good impression of this beauty was also thrown into the country of Java.

"Judy, do you really believe he can ......"

"The surname is Luo, you don't count your life and stand quietly, you don't believe me. Why don't you take your Yangguan Road, and I'll cross my single-plank bridge?"

“…… No, no, no...... Judy, that's not what I meant......" The phoenix man was scolded by Judy, and suddenly became a little at a loss.

Yang Qiu suddenly admired this woman, in this era, how powerful a woman's bullishness has been!

"Humph!"

Judy raised her head and snorted proudly, like a proud little peacock, sat down in front of Yang Qiu, and said arrogantly: "Fortune teller, are you counted?"

"Count!" Yang Qiu replied indifferently, shook his head again, and said, "But ......"

"But what?"

Clicking on the banknote, Yang Qiu said: "But the money is less, Sheng Hui, twenty hexagrams." ”

"You ......"

The beauty of Judy glared at Yang Qiu fiercely with wide eyes like a little hen ready to fight.

Not to mention, it's pretty cute.

"Oh, you're crazy, you're crazy, it's twenty dollars. The phoenix man began to babble again, standing next to him and pointing fingers: "I knew that you Chinese unreliable and deceived ......."

"Smack-"

"Oh, Judy, what are you doing?"

"Smack-"

"Oh Judy, I didn't mean you. ”

"Smack-"

"Judy, I was wrong, I was wrong, stop fighting. ”

“……”

Yang Qiugang was stunned by the words of this banana phoenix man, and just wanted to ask him if he was from neon or the first country of the universe, and was about to greet his mother, when he saw Judy jump up and pat this guy vigorously with the bag in his hand.

"The surname is Luo!

Judy was probably tired, stopped with a flushed face, raised her hand and pointed to the distance and told the phoenix man to get out.

"Judy, I'm sorry!"

"Get out!"

"Judy ......"

"Get out!"

"Judy, I can't go. The phoenix man's eyes rolled, and he suddenly said, "I still have to send you home, isn't my uncle still waiting for us to have dinner at home." ”

"You ......"

Maybe it was because these words touched some key point, Judy was speechless all of a sudden, and had to stare at the phoenix man and sulk secretly.

"Judy, I just said the wrong thing, let me say I'm sorry to you. The phoenix man bent down and said with a flattering face: "You just forgive me, okay?"

Seeing that Judy was unmoved, the phoenix man suddenly had a flash of inspiration, pointed at Yang Qiu and said, "Come on, come on, let's tell fortunes first, fortune telling, and I'll send you home after the calculation." ”

That's not all, the phoenix man immediately took out ten yuan from his wallet and put it on the table, and hurriedly said to Yang Qiu: "Fortune teller, quickly help Judy tell fortunes." ”

"Ahem—"

Yang Qiu, who had watched a good show, coughed seriously, picked up the twenty yuan on the table, and said freely: "I don't know if this female layman wants to use money to take possession? Or face to face to measure words? Or touch hands... What about the bones?"

“……”

There was silence, and the phoenix man glanced at Yang Qiu embarrassedly, and then hurriedly whispered to Judy, "Judy?"

“……”

"Word measurement!" After waiting for a while, he finally saw Judy coldly pop out of his mouth with two words, and the phoenix man breathed a deep sigh of relief.

"Then do you want to test the marriage, or the future, or the good luck in the world?"

Before Judy could speak, the phoenix man immediately said: "Measuring marriage, measuring marriage, our family ......"

"Test the future!"

"Huh?" the phoenix man stared.

Yang Qiu was also a little sad, what kind of future do you have to test the daughter, but the guests want to test, you can't stop it, so you have to push the pen and paper over and say: "Okay, then you think about what you want to measure, just write a word, let's test." ”

"I don't write!" Judy didn't take the pen, but directly pushed the pen and paper back, and said, "You write, you come to test!"

I bought a watch last year, the year before last!

"This ......"

"What?" Judy tilted her head and said with some disdain, "You can't?"

How can a man say he can't!

Yang Qiu was anxious, wrote two words on the paper casually, and said: "Okay, why not, the so-called phase, everything can be measured, let's write two words casually, and we can measure the world." ”

After writing it, Yang Qiu handed the paper to Judy and said, "These two words, you choose one of them, I can see your future!"

"Hmph-"

Judy snorted coldly, took the paper and looked at it, only to see the word "life" written on the paper.

This......

What do you mean?

Judy didn't know what he meant, and the phoenix man didn't know either, so he had to look at Yang Qiu suspiciously, and then looked down at the paper in his hand.

“……”

After the two were silent for a while, Yang Qiu pretended to be profound, "How is it?" Miss Judy, have you made your choice?"

“……”

There was silence again, and after half a sound, Judy hesitantly pointed to the word 'sex' on the paper and said, "I choose this." ”

When Yang Qiu saw it, he immediately stood up, clenched his fists and bowed to Zhu Di and said, "Congratulations to Miss Zhu on her bright future and rising step by step!"

“……”

Judy and the phoenix man looked at Yang Qiu with a blank expression like two ignorant little penguins, and they really couldn't understand how this word was measured.

"What's the explanation?" the Phoenix man asked.

"Ahem-" Yang Qiu faked another cough, shook his head and explained: "The so-called future, money! As the saying goes, this has no money, accept fate, rich, willful, Miss Zhu recognizes the word sex, isn't she a rich person, naturally she has a bright future!"

“……”

After hearing this explanation, the two phoenix men were stunned for a while, and only after half a sound did the guy suppress his voice and ask suspiciously, "You lied to us?"

"nonono!" Yang Qiu hurriedly objected, and shook his head and explained: "How is this a lie, the Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the word measurement can be passed down for thousands of years, and it has its own reason, if you don't believe it, you can wait for three or four five six seven or eight years, you see that I am right!"

“……”

"Oops!" Yang Qiu waved his hand and said, "Talking so much, how can you be a neon countryman ......?"

"Hmph, I'm not a neon man. The phoenix man was slightly stunned, and immediately raised his head and explained: "I'm British!"

"Forehead ......"

"Hmph, since you said you were accurate. The phoenix man glanced at Judy, took out twenty Hong Kong dollars from his wallet and put it on the table, and said, "Then how about you help me test?"

"Hey!"

Yang Qiu was overjoyed in his heart, this money is not made in vain, so he hurriedly put away the money and said: "Yes, you say how do you want to measure, whether it is money or face-to-face, or you can simply measure the words, right?"

"No!" The phoenix man raised his head slightly and said, "I'm face-to-face." ”

"Uh, phase... Face-to-face, okay. Yang Qiu paused, and then asked, "What do you want to measure?"

"Marriage!"