Chapter 158: Fuck your uncle's sanity
"I guess you don't know yet, Lin Chen doesn't just shoot micro-films, but also writes poems. ”
Xu Yang said with a smile: "Not long ago, the poem 'Treat your long hair to your waist', which was widely circulated on the Internet, was written by Lin Chen."
As soon as these words came out, the entire auditorium also let out an exclamation!
"Rub, it turns out that 'treat your long hair to your waist' was actually written by Lin Chen?"
"This poem, in both versions, is pretty good. ”
"That's right, what's the matter? Could it be that Lin Chen still has to write poems on the spot?"
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Compared with the exclamations of some people at the scene, on the Internet, many fans who watched were directly angry!
"Still writing poems? Write that you are paralyzed, damn, I feel sorry for Lin Chen, and finally issued a 'courage to participate award' on the fuck, and I want Lin Chen to write poems to you?"
"If I were Lin Chen, I would have to smoke a few big mouths for this award, I fucked his second uncle, it was very deceitful. ”
"Paralysis, what a thing, deceitful, report, if this is not shady, I will be his father. ”
"Upstairs, when his grandfather is estimated to be angry, he is still a hairy father?"
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Countless Lin Chen fans, at this time, were almost about to explode, and seeing Lin Chen's appearance on the stage, they felt a little distressed.
Even at this time, they only had one thought in their hearts, hoping that Lin Chen would slap these judges hatefully!
However, they understood that this was simply impossible, unless Lin Chen went crazy!
Xu Yang looked at Lin Chen with a light smile: "Xiaolin, why don't you compose a poem on the spot today?"
Lin Chen sneered in his heart, it turns out that this bastard is paying attention to this?
What the hell is it good to bully when old paper?
However, Lin Chen's heart was a little shy, and he pretended to be nervous and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid that I won't be good at writing poetry." ”
"Little, I'm just going to make you look ugly. ”
Xu Yang was also sneering in his heart, but the smile on his face became brighter and brighter: "It's okay, don't worry about making a poem boldly, it's just right." Mr. Xu Bing, as well as Chairman Xiang and President Chu, can also help you comment. ”
Xu Bing also smiled at this time: "Xiaolin, don't hide it." You can't fall into the reputation of our Jingyun University. ”
If you don't know the inside story, I'm afraid many people think that Xu Bing is deliberately trying to lift Lin Chen!
However, seeing the coldness in Xu Bing's eyes, especially when he heard the words of this thing and Xu Yang in the bathroom, Lin Chen also understood the plan of this old bastard!
On the judges' bench. Chu Qing also wanted to liven up the atmosphere, and said with a smile: "Well, since that's the case, then, Xiaolin will come to a song." ”
Xiang Jun glanced at Lin Chen lightly, but did not speak, obviously he was not interested in any poems on the Internet at all!
Looking at Chu Qing and Xiang Jun, as well as most of the judges, it was completely taken for granted. Even in their hearts, they think that if Lin Chen is given a 'courage to participate in the award', Lin Chen should be grateful to Dade and write a poem!
Lin Chen pondered for a moment, and said with a little worry: "I'm mainly afraid that the poems I write are not very beneficial, which will make everyone laugh." ”
Xu Yang laughed and said, "Xiaolin, don't worry, you just wrote it, you can let us all comment on it." ”
The more you laugh and be talked, the better!
What I want to see most is that you make a fool of yourself!
Xu Yang said with a sneer in his heart.
At this time, Xu Yang didn't know. He has been scolded by netizens for being a bloody dog!
It turned out that Lin Chen's number one fan 'Cup Noodles' had already revealed Xu Yang's bottom on Weibo.
"Haha, this is the shady scene of our national college students, Song Jin was fired by Jingyun University last year because of a fight. As for his work in the Hangzhou Provincial Micro Film Competition, he didn't even enter the top ten.
But in this year's Micro Film Competition, this Song Jin can win so many awards, let me tell you why, because, this Xu Yang, this judge is Song Jin's uncle.
You read that right. This is the biggest shady scene, as for "Old Boy", it is because of Xu Yang, so now it has only won a participation award. ”
The Weibo blog of 'Cup Noodles' has been reposted more than 1,000 times in an instant, and many people have finally come back to their senses at this time.
"I said, how can this "Persistence Under the Ordinary" get so many awards, it turns out that this is the case. ”
"Yes, I really didn't expect it, damn it, what else is there in our Huaxia that is not shady, but such a good micro-movie as "Old Boy" has been exchanged for crazy suppression, his second uncle. ”
"Since you have made up your mind, don't let Lin Chen go, every time I watch "Old Boy" be shortlisted, but it turns out that Lin Chen does not win the award, I see a wisp of disappointment when the camera is aimed at Lin Chen, it is really distressing. ”
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On Weibo, countless people are @ people, retweeting frantically, and again and again @ the official Weibo of the 'Dasheng Micro Film Competition', in the Chinese opera auditorium, Lin Chen suddenly laughed!
And he smiled quite brightly, slowly took the microphone, and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then, I will compose a poem!"
Saying that, Lin Chen walked to the middle and said seriously to all the people at the scene: "Thank you to the jury, thank you to all of you who like "Old Boy", for letting me win a 'Courage to Participate Award'......"
Listening to Lin Chen's words of thanks, many judges did not have any reaction, in their opinion, Lin Chen should be so grateful!
Even Xu Bing sneered: "Small, you continue to be crazy, no matter how crazy you are, you have to thank the jury honestly, even if you only win one award." ”
Not only that, but many fans also feel quite disappointed on the Internet!
Seeing Lin Chen holding such an award, but he was so groveling, although he felt a little sorry for him, but he was more disappointed. ”
"That's right, it's true, alas, I never thought that Lin Chen would be such a person, and I still admired him a little when I saw him fighting Zhao Daqi on Weibo. ”
"Upstairs, you have to understand, this is in the Chinese Opera Auditorium, and it is a national live broadcast, what do you want Lin Chen to say?
"That's right, damn it, if Lin Chen dares to make a big fuss here, I just want to say that Lin Chen is probably really going to be hated by all these old guys. ”
"Judging the situation, Lin Chen's doing this is normal!"
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On Weibo, although many people are disappointed, they feel normal, after all, this Nima is in the Chinese opera auditorium. Especially during the national live broadcast, no matter how angry Lin Chen was in his heart, there was nothing he could do!
Lin Chen, who only saw it at this time, said in a deep voice: "So, this poem is given to all the great students like me who have not experienced a blow." I hope that we will soon recognize the reality. ”
The entire auditorium, with Lin Chen's roar, fell silent in an instant!
I only heard Lin Chen shouting: "I have never been poor and difficult to become an adult, and I am innocent without a blow"
This?
In the first sentence, Lin Chen was talking about himself, he originally thought that his "Old Boy" could win the award. As a result, I only won such a participation award!
That's right, Lin Chen's poem is probably about himself, alas, who is not? I'm afraid that only after experiencing some things will it become realistic.
At the scene, many people also discussed when they heard Lin Chen's first sentence.
Even the people who Chu Qing and Xiang Jun were sitting on the judges' bench, and when they heard this, their eyes lit up, they didn't understand poetry!
Lin Chen continued to read: "Since ancient times, heroes have come out of purgatory, and they have always been rich and noble. ”
One sentence is more inspirational than another!
Field. Quite a few people have already started to applaud!
"Who is drunk and dreams of death, Tuoma spear is determined, this poem is well written, drunk and dreaming of death, how can it be angry for enjoyment?"
"Yes, it's really good, it's well said!"
"Yes, it's really good. ”
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In the applause of everyone, Lin Chen said the last sentence: "Waving thousands of miles of mountains and rivers is establishing fame and prestige for future generations"
After speaking, Lin Chen clenched his fists fiercely. Who can stop you from becoming famous?
"Good!"
At this time, when Lin Chen finished the last sentence, the applause was like thunder!
". Lin Chen's poem is bold!"
"Yes, but I feel that Lin Chen mainly wants to say the first sentence, he has never been poor and difficult to become an adult, and he is innocent without being attacked. ”
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The audience applauded like thunder, and Xu Yang was already stunned.
"Damn, I just made you ugly on purpose. When did I actually ask you to write poetry, and you did?"
Xu Yang looked at Lin Chen in front of him, dumbfounded.
Especially Lin Chen looked at Xu Yang with a smile: "I don't know what you think of this poem?"
"Hehe, I don't know much about poetry, so let's evaluate it to the chairman. ”
Xu Yang laughed dryly, his expression was slightly embarrassed, and he hurriedly said.
Xiang Jun still has some appreciation for Lin Chen's poem, but as the saying goes, people are light, so he smiled lightly: "This poem, on the whole, is not bad, and the poem is full of inspiration, but the last sentence of this poem is actually not very appropriate, and it is a good poem on the whole." ”
"Well, I also feel that although there are some shortcomings, it is not bad. ”
"Hehe, it's already good to be able to write such a good poem at such a young age. ”
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"Damn, there are still shortcomings in this poem?"
"Damn, do you know how to write poetry?"
"Zhen Nima is a bunch of old antiques!"
"Indeed!"
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Many people on the Internet are scolding, but more people feel Lin Chen's state of mind from the poem.
"I'm afraid, this time Lin Chen was really hit, but his poem can actually be regarded as his own encouragement. ”
"Alas, there is no way, it is a foregone conclusion now, but we must find an explanation for Lin Chen. ”
"Looking for a sister's statement, didn't you see Lin Chen's fate?"
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Lin Chen didn't know about the discussion on the Internet, but he could hear the malicious comments of these old guys in front of him, and the anger in his heart was already on the edge!
Thinking that Feng Ru was so excited to participate in this award ceremony that he even practiced a lot of acceptance speeches in private!
Xiao Ping, chubby girl, glasses man, yellow hair, they are also very concerned about this award!
They thought "Old Boy" would win the award!
But "Old Boy" only won one participation award in the end!
Thinking of their disappointment, and then looking at the pile of bastards in front of them, I want to thank you, this poem is even more wanton comment, hehe, Lin Chen is really angry.
As for what sanity?
It's not over!(To be continued.) )
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