Li Zhifan and Zhou Ke sat next to each other at the dinner table. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Looking at the "dishes" in front of him, Li Zhifan said calmly: "Can you tell me now what happened?"

"I ......"

Zhou Ke's face was at a loss, "What, I originally wanted to copy the eggplant and fry the chicken wings, but as soon as the soy sauce was poured, the eggplants were all black, and the chicken wings were burned after being fried for a long time, but they were not cooked yet." ”

And then ...... Then, the steamed rice was sandwiched, so I poured it under the steamer and boiled it into rice porridge. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Ke was angry with himself and cried, "What should I do, I'm so stupid!"

"It's okay!"

Li Zhifan still smiled, took a deep breath and said: "Although the beginning is unfavorable, but the back is still very good, if you know that it is not cooked, you can steam it again, at least we don't have to eat raw vegetables at noon today!"

"Uh-huh!" Zhou Ke nodded hurriedly, "I think so too, you can taste it, how am I doing?"

"Then I'll try it!"

Li Zhifan wanted to clip the chicken wings, but this thing was really scorched, and the eggplant was just too much soy sauce.

So after some choice, he still chose to eat eggplant.

However, he didn't expect to spit it out as soon as he ate it in his mouth, it was bitter and bitter, and he couldn't help but ask Zhou Ke, "How much salt did you put in it?"

"Is it salty? I'll just put a spoonful!"

Zhou Ke said, adding a chopstick to himself.

Similarly, she spit it out as soon as she entered her mouth, frowned and drank a mouthful of rice porridge, sticking out her tongue and being embarrassed to say it.

Li Zhifan put the eggplant aside: "This dish will be poured in a while!"

"Good!"

Zhou Ke nodded briskly, "Then let's eat chicken wings, although it is a little burnt, but I didn't put more salt!

"Hmm!"

Li Zhifan smiled bitterly, picked up a piece of chicken wings and took a bite, and then ...... And the tears flowed.

What didn't put more salt, is it salt at all, okay?

There is nothing but the bitter taste, and the chicken wings must be marinated in the seasoning for at least an hour before frying.

Forget it, it is estimated that Zhou Ke will not make the seasoning of pickled chicken wings at all, and his requirements are still too high.

"Is it delicious?"

Zhou Ke looked at Li Zhifan expectantly, "Why are you crying?

"No, it's delicious!"

Li Zhifan said against his will: "I was moved!"

"Really?"

Zhou Ke picked up a piece by himself, and frowned when he ate it in his mouth: "It's tasteless?"

"It's okay!"

Li Zhifan got up and opened the refrigerator and took out a can of garlic hot sauce, "Dip and eat!"

Eggplant-kun has been killed, and the chicken wings are left, barely able to eat, but fortunately, the chicken wings are cooked, if they are not cooked, today's meal will be wiped out.

Nibbling on chicken wings, Li Zhifan remembered a joke on the Internet and said casually: "I'll tell you a joke!"

"What joke?" Zhou Ke asked.

"The story goes. ”

Li Zhifan said: "Once upon a time, there was a couple, and one day this girl made Coke chicken wings for the boy to eat, and the boy was very happy, and the girl asked, "Is it delicious?" Then the girl tasted it and said: You lied to me, it was obviously not cooked, and then the boy said: Fool, I like to eat everything you make. The girl was very touched when she heard this, and then ......"

Li Zhifan stopped and deliberately bought Guan Zi and didn't say anything.

Sure enough, Zhou Ke hurriedly asked, "And then?"

"And then ......"

Li Zhifan looked serious, "Then the couple died of bird flu." ”

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Zhou Ke couldn't help but snort, but she quickly collapsed, "What does this mean? Or do you want to explain something?

"It's not!"

Li Zhifan smiled, "This story tells us...... Show affection, die fast!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhou Ke finally didn't stop laughing, and waved his pink fist to beat Li Zhifan, "You are so annoying!

"Didn't you?"

Li Zhifan grabbed Zhou Ke's slender waist and sneaked into her face.

Zhou Ke immediately shouted: "Oh! You didn't wipe your mouth, it's all oil!

"Do you hate it?

Li Zhifan stepped up, and this time the target was Zhou Ke's lips.

thought that Zhou Ke would dodge, but she didn't, she actually took the initiative to greet her, and suddenly the two of them ate and became saliva.

Taking advantage of Zhou Ke's confusion in the hot kiss, Li Zhifan reached out and walked up, leaving her slender waist and pinching the right half of the mountain.

The hard bra blocked his touch, and Zhou Ke opened his eyes all of a sudden, and bit Li Zhifan's lower lip fiercely.

"Oops!"

In fact, it was not serious, but Li Zhifan pretended to be very serious, and screamed in pain, but his hand did not retract, but he pinched the small mountain bag as if in revenge.

Zhou Ke's cheeks were flushed, and he reached out to pull Li Zhifan's clutches, "Let go and eat!"

"Don't let it go!"

Li Zhifan not only didn't let go, but also continued to be domineering, "You have to compensate me for my losses!"

"Scoundrel!

Zhou Ke struggled for a long time, but his arms couldn't twist his thighs, and finally he could only beg for mercy, "Eat first, and then talk about it after eating, okay?"

"What are you doing after eating?"

Li Zhifan smiled cheaply.

"After eating...... Zhou Ke said with difficulty, "You can do whatever you want!"

"Remove the two words!" Li Zhifan was happy in his heart.

"What's the word?"

Zhou Ke was stunned for a moment, muttering, "If you want to do it, ......"

Only after saying these three words did she realize what she meant, and she couldn't help but stare angrily, and stretched out her index finger and thumb with both hands at the same time, pinching Li Zhifan's body.

And it's still a pinching of the skin, not a pinching of meat.

"Oops!"

This time it was Li Zhifan's turn to complain.

Of course, he has acting elements in it, I don't know if the joke just now was a little too big, and now I want to take this opportunity to amuse Zhou Ke, and at the same time test whether she is really angry.

Fortunately, Zhou Ke also pretended, seeing Li Zhifan like this, he said proudly: "Don't do it again next time!"

After speaking, he stood up and bypassed Li Zhifan and wanted to leave.

"Why are you going?"

Li Zhifan grabbed her hand and asked.

"I'm going to take a shower, and you're sweating!"

After speaking, Zhou Ke walked out of the kitchen and headed for the bathroom.

Bathe?

Li Zhifan's eyes lit up!

Could it be a real drama?

"Buzz!"

Just when he was thinking about it, the mobile phone on the table suddenly rang.

One look at the phone screen, it reads:

"You have a red envelope that you haven't claimed!

Red envelope?

Li Zhifan's eyes lit up!

The thought of grabbing the red envelope instantly drove away other distracting thoughts.

Hurriedly picked up the phone to unlock the screen and clicked into the star group.

I thought there was only one red envelope, but I didn't expect it to be sent out together.

And the person who sent the red envelope was Leehom!

Using reverse thinking, Li Zhifan considered that the red envelope in front of him might also be snatched up, so he directly ordered the last one......