Chapter 1181: The Way of Pickling Girls

"Here, let me kiss it first. Chen Nan lowered his head and kissed her on the mouth.

Chu Wenrou's face was a little weird, and he hurriedly pushed him away, and said coquettishly: "Don't be like this, people are shy, so many people will look at it, they will be laughed at." ”

"I see who dares to laugh, I knock out his teeth and can't eat. Chen Nan said, kissing her on the lips again.

"Don't do that. Chu Wenrou dodged again, bowed her head and looked shy: "Brother Nan, you bear with it, even your face is red, and when you get home, you will be kissed enough." ”

Chen Nan frowned and said, "You don't want to trick me, do you?"

When Chu Wen'an heard this, his face was immediately full of sadness, and he rubbed his eyes vigorously, but he didn't shed tears: "It's so sad, people figured it out last night, and they stayed here early in the morning, courting you regardless of face, how can you doubt your feelings for you." ”

Chen Nan didn't know whether what she said was true or not, so she had to touch her hair and comfort: "Count me wrong, don't be angry, I will definitely accompany you tonight." ”

"Brother Nan loves you to death, waiting for you at night. ”

Chu Wenrou threw a flattering look at him with a happy face, but this blunt look made people really unable to find the slightest charm and tenderness.

Chen Nan said: "Why wait until evening, why don't we go to your house now, how about it?"

As long as he can get things done, Chen Nan will naturally be as fast as possible.

"What are you anxious about, everyone has promised you, are you still afraid that you will run away?" Chu gently slapped him on the chest, pointed to the teaching building and said, "I'm going back to class, I'll contact you when the time comes." ”

"It's okay, you can do whatever you want. ”

I couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and Chen Nan couldn't help it, so after seeing Chu Wenrou leave, he turned around and ran into the dormitory building.

Back in the dorm, the three guys were inside.

However, what made Chen Nan depressed was that as soon as he pushed the door open, he felt a breath rushing to his face, and then he heard a woman's exciting scream coming from the external speaker of the notebook.

There is no doubt that these three beasts are also studying the "yellow" culture.

Seeing that these three guys are so unprofessional, and the veritable mud can't support the wall, Chen Nan is really heartbroken!

Brother, brother, how can you be so depraved!

The fist slammed on the door panel, Chen Nan walked over and knocked on the table and scolded: "His grandmother's, saying that you are brutes is simply insulting the word brute, you don't study well in the daytime, but hiding in the dormitory to watch '' films, is it shameful? Is it dirty or not? Is it worthy of the tuition fees paid by your parents, and is it worthy of the party and the people?"

The three guys turned their heads to look at Chen Nan, and then directly ignored him and continued to watch the film.

After a long while, I heard Zhuge Liang shake his head and say leisurely: "This is the woman's opinion." A dignified manly husband should take it as his responsibility to read all the 'yellow' films in the world. ”

Chen Nan held his head high, as if he was a decent man and a gentleman: "Vulgar, if our Chinese college students are like you, the future of the motherland will not be over!"

Butcher Zhang said depressedly: "Pervert, you can die if you don't pretend to be b?"

Chen Nan's face was full of disdain: "The bird's nest knows the ambition of the bird!"

Listening to Chen Nan's full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, he was about to raise himself to the position of a saint, Zhuge Liang on the side really couldn't listen to it, turned his head and looked at Chen Nan with a depressed face and said: "This girl has a beautiful face, a thin waist, and long legs. ”

The waist is thin and the legs are long!

Chen Nan was still dignified and upright a moment ago.

But as soon as he heard this, he immediately rushed to the front of the computer in three steps like a hungry wolf, and almost didn't hold the notebook in his arms, and scolded in his mouth: "You said it earlier!"

The three guys rolled their eyes and felt dizzy.

"Don't you feel vulgar now?" Zhuge Liang said, holding his eyes.

Chen Nan lit a cigarette, stared at the monitor with both eyes, didn't even turn his head, and said, "Such an elegant blockbuster, how can it be vulgar?"

"Others say that a woman's face changes faster than a book, but I see you change your face, it's even faster than a woman. Gao Laoniu, who had been silent, couldn't help but mutter.

Turning his head and looking at Gao Laoniu, Chen Nan didn't say a word, he directly took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, and said angrily: "Smoke your cigarettes, watch a film and chirp crookedly, sweep people Yaxing." ”

Gao Laoniu was completely speechless.

He finally understood that this was the legendary beast in good clothes!

Half an hour later, after watching the movie, Zhuge Liang asked: "Brother pervert, what did you do yesterday?" Originally, the brothers were going to go out for a few drinks at night, but they didn't even see your shadow, where did you go?"

"I went home to pick up my wife. Chen Nan said.

Butcher Zhang asked, "Didn't Sister-in-law Mi and Sister-in-law Tian be at school yesterday, where are you going to pick them up?"

Chen Nan sighed and said, "Of course it's another one." I have so many wives, even if I accompany one every day, I can't finish the week in a week, how can I have time to drink with you. ”

Butcher Zhang and Zhuge Liang raised their middle fingers one after another, thinking that he was bragging.

Gao Laoniu said: "There is no picture and no truth, I don't believe that you can step on so many boats, and you have the ability to take out photos." ”

"Everything needs proof, you're too rigid, no wonder you can't be a girl. Chen Nan took out his mobile phone, opened the album and said: "Look, this is my junior sister, your eldest sister-in-law, this is Qing's sister-in-law, this is Xin's sister-in-law, this is Yun's sister-in-law, this is Xiao's sister-in-law, this is ......"

Chen Nan flipped through the photos one by one, and before he finished introducing them, Butcher Zhang shouted: "I'll it! It's all true?"

Zhuge Liang and Gao Laoniu also looked at Chen Nan with shocked faces.

The beauties in these photos are all hugging Chen Nan, and their movements are very intimate, not like fake.

Chen Nan glanced at them: "Is there a problem?"

The three guys were dumbfounded, and after a while, their eyes lit up one by one, and they grabbed Chen Nan's arm: "Brother Nan, big brother, idol!

"The key is to be handsome. Chen Nan shook his hair.

The three guys glanced at each other, one brought Chen Nan a cigarette, one hurriedly lit a fire, and the other beat him on the back, and asked for advice on how to pick up girls.

Chen Nan nodded with satisfaction, took a deep breath of cigarette and said: "Actually, picking up girls is very simple, the key is to prescribe the right medicine, what kind of character girl, what kind of method to use, I will give an example, such as ......"

"Like me, what method should I use?"

There was a beautiful voice at the door, but the tone was thick with annoyance.

The four of them hurriedly turned their heads to look, and in an instant, their faces were like ashes.

(I'm sorry, I'll remember the two hundred accounts I broke today, and I'll pay it back.) The game will be canceled tomorrow, and this time will be too busy. Tomorrow I can write a day to pay off the debt, and on the third I have something to go out and come back in the evening. Overall, there will be no fewer updates this month than the previous month. )