"Why did I lose?" Luo Xu asked in wonder, "I ate what you made, and the one who won should be me!"

"You did lose. The fat man grinned and said, "If you don't believe it, you can stand up and try." ”

Luo Xu thought to himself that the fat cook had poisoned the fish, but he didn't feel anything uncomfortable in his body, until he wanted to stand up, he found that his body was as soft as noodles in the pot, and he couldn't use any strength.

"Do you know where you lost?" The fat cook's smiling face appeared in front of Luo Xu, and he smiled very proudly.

"Do you need to ask? You must have poisoned the fish. Luo Xu said.

The fat cook said, "Didn't you suspect that I would poison the fish?"

Luo Xu was suspicious, and tried his best to check, but he didn't find any toxins.

The fat cook added: "Don't doubt your own judgment, there is no poison in the fish at all." ”

"Then how did I get poisoned?" Luo Xu wondered.

The fat cook said: "It's very simple, there is no poison in the fish, but there are chopsticks, you are careless." ”

"Yes, I lost, and I was convinced. ”

The fat cook's words were not wrong, Luo Xu was indeed careless, he admitted. After he lifted the lid of the pot, he was completely attracted by the smell of fish in the pot, and his vigilance suddenly dropped to the freezing point.

The fat cook said: "The poison on chopsticks is very common, but if you are careful, you will notice it." It's a shame that your whole mind is on the delicious fish, and that's the price you pay as a foodie. ”

Luo Xu said: "No matter how big the price is, I will admit it, but can you please sue me, how should this dish be done?"

"I'm sorry, this is my housekeeping skill, I can't sue you, even if I am a disciple, I won't teach him. Taught the apprentice and starved the master to death, I think you know this sentence. The fat cook laughed.

"Then if you die one day, won't this craft become a mastery? Luo Xu sighed, "This is too sad. ”

"When I die, I don't care if he floods. People are dead, what do you care? It's all fart, and it has nothing to do with me. The fat cook said.

"Why am I a little dizzy?" Luo Xu asked.

The fat cook said, "It's okay, it's normal, you're about to fall asleep." I'll talk to you for a while. ”

"Okay, thank you. Luo Xu said, "I still know your craftsmanship first, can you tell me about it?"

"Well, I'll tell you a little bit about it. The fat cook said: "My dish is called 'Wuji Xiang Braised Whole Fish', isn't the name a bit vulgar?"

Luo Xu smiled: "It's not bad, it's quite vivid." ”

The fat chef said: "I think so too, but the owner of the hotel said that the name is not elegant enough, so he gave this dish a heartfelt name called 'Hua Tongue', what do you think of this name?"

"It's not good, my tongue has melted away, and it's disgusting to listen to. Luo Xu said.

"I think so, too. The fat cook said, "For the sake of you and I having the same opinion, I'll tell you more." You didn't see me put any condiment on that fish, did you?"

"Yes, that's what I wondered about, there were no condiments, but when I ate it just now, I obviously tasted a lot of spices. Luo Xu said.

The fat cook laughed, "Fish grow in water, right?"

"Of course, out of the water, the fish will die. Luo Xu said: "This is common sense. ”

"Of course I know it's common sense, but since I'm asking, I must have my intentions. If I tell you that the fish you just saw didn't grow in the water, would you believe it?" the fat cook looked at Luo Xu with a smile.

Luo Xu said: "I also believe that this is the same as plants do not need to grow in the soil to grow, science and technology have advanced, and many cognitions have undergone subversive changes." ”

"You're smart. The fat cook continued: "My fish grow in a pool of condiment soup. ”

"Can fish survive in that environment?" Luo Xu felt very strange.

The fat cook shook his head, "If you can live one hundred, you can count it as earned." ”

"Then the cost of this dish is too great. Luo Xu said.

The fat cook said: "The cost is big and the profit is also big, do you know what the price of the fish you ate just now is to the outside world?"

"How much?" Luo Xu smiled: "No matter how you say it, it's just a carp, and it's not made of gold." ”

The fat chef said: "The price is 300,000 yuan, and not everyone can eat it, you need to book it a year in advance, and the order in my hand has been lined up for ten years." ”

Luo Xu gasped, "The person who asked you to order this dish is really stupid, some people don't know that they are not there after ten years, everyone is dead, and they can eat a fart!"

"So you're lucky that you're the first person who doesn't need to book a whole bar for one person, and you didn't spend a penny. The fat cook said.

Luo Xu smiled, "In this way, I really took a big advantage." ”

"Isn't it?" said the fat cook.

Luo Xu said again: "Let's talk about your way of raising fish in the condiment pond." ”

The fat cook said: "Actually, it's very simple, soak a pool of condiments, put the fish down, and if it can survive in it for more than three months, it will be considered a success, and you can take it out to cook." ”

"I understand that the fish has been in the condiment pond for three months and has absorbed the flavor of the condiment into the meat, so you don't need any condiments and you can still cook a delicious taste that is rare in the world. ”

The fat cook nodded repeatedly, "That's what it means." However, cooking this dish also requires a high level of heat, and I can't do it without 30 years of experience. ”

"Do you have a son?" Luo Xu suddenly diverted the topic.

The fat cook blushed, "Yes, but my wife took me and ran away with another man." ”

"Why is this happening?" Luo Xu asked puzzledly, "Like you, the income is quite high, right?" ”

"It's not about the money, it's because I'm too fat, I'm almost 300 pounds, this is the price of foodies, I can't control my mouth at all. The fat cook was very annoyed, "Originally, I planned to pass on this craft of mine to my son, but my son is gone, and I can't find him, so it seems that I can only bring him into the coffin." ”

"If you have money, you can find another woman and have one. Luo Xu said.

The fat cook shook his head, "Women are easy to find, but sons are not easy to give birth, I have lost the ability to have children because I am too fat, I ...... No more. ”

Luo Xu sighed, "This is really a sad story. ”

"No!" said the fat cook in a resolute tone, "That's good." I don't think about women anymore, so I can dedicate myself more to the kitchen!"