Chapter Eighty-Five: Show off the old minister, urge my heart
On the second day, Wu Changhe, Suo Bilong and Hong Xiguan met in front of the small building with one hand covering their brows at the same time, drinking last night, whether they were pretending to be drunk or really having a hangover, it was inevitable that they would be dizzy today.
Hong Xiguan arched his hand: "Lord Zhongtang, university scholar!"
Suo Bilong bowed his head slightly: "Lord Zhongtang, General Hong!"
Wu Changhe rubbed his brows: "Scholar, General Hong!"
The three of them looked at each other, shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
Li Yuanhao pinched the fritters in one hand and soy milk in the other, leaning against the door frame with a smile: "Three mornings!"
The three of them turned around at the same time and bowed slightly: "Your Majesty!"
Li Yuanhao smiled: "Don't stand still, let's go into the house for breakfast, soy milk fritters and small pickles, Rou'er specially made them for you, it tastes excellent, hehe." ”
His Majesty's laughter did not use his abdominal force, but was squeezed out of his throat, so it seemed extremely sinister and cunning, like a little fox who knew the great secret and succeeded in his conspiracy.
Suo Bilong grabbed Wu Changhe with one hand: "Lord Zhongtang, after getting drunk last night, the old man didn't lose his temper and said something that shouldn't be said, right?"
Wu Changhyuk frowned, and after being helped back to the room by His Majesty, he didn't know what happened in the outhouse: "Probably, maybe, maybe there is no nonsense." ”
Suo Bilong's face was as usual, and Hong Xiguan's face on the side was green, the amount of alcohol and the wine quality of the university scholars were all top-notch, and they were not sure if they were talking nonsense, didn't they say everything that should be said and what should not be said.
The three of them entered the hall and sat down, Suo Bilong glanced at Suo Rou, Hong Xiguan raised his eyebrows and asked Li Xiuce, Suo Rou and Li Xiuce shook their heads, the two of them were boiling medicine downstairs last night, and they didn't know what happened upstairs.
Li Yuanhao took in everything, patted the back of Suo Bilong's hand with a smile, and patted Hong Xiguan's shoulder, then raised his head and laughed, and kept greeting in his mouth: "Eat, eat, everyone eat quickly!"
Suo Bilong's heart suddenly sudden, Hong Xiguan's face tightened, it was broken, he must have lost his temper last night.
Putting the fritters to his mouth, Suo Bilong put them down again, moved his buttocks, and sighed faintly: "Your Majesty, if the old minister was rude last night, I still hope that Your Majesty Haihan." ”
Li Yuanhao's face was incomprehensible: "Last night's scholar was not just rude. ”
Sobilon coughed, slightly cramped: "Your Majesty, Weichen said something very excessive?"
Li Yuanhao took a fritter and put it on the plate in front of the scholar, his tone changed from low to high, and the last meaningful turn: "Scholar, what do you say?"
Suo Bilong's face was cloudy: "Your Majesty, has the old minister offended?" The scholar got up, pondered for a moment, whispered a few words in Li Yuanhao's ear, and finally asked: "Your Majesty, is this what the old minister said last night?"
It turns out that the scholar had such a wild act when he was young, and he couldn't see it, and every serious person has an unbearable memory in his heart.
Li Yuanhao suppressed the excitement in his heart and shook his head: "The scholar said this last night. ”
Suo Bilong's face darkened for three points, and there was a blue-green color in the black, and he whispered in Li Yuanhao's ear: "Your Majesty, is this the matter?"
The second secret is not as exciting as the first, but it reveals a gossip charm, Li Yuanhao is satisfied, and pretends to say: "Well, this is the inappropriate remarks made by the scholar last night, and since the scholar has admitted it, I am not to blame." ”
Sobilon exhaled, don't drink in the future, don't drink, woe comes out of the mouth.
Li Yuanhao took advantage of Suo Bilong's two secrets to drink a mouthful of delicious soy milk, and his eyes fell on Hong Xiguan, who was lying in the bowl with a face: "Brother Hong, it's your turn, you were the most drunk last night, and there are a lot of mantras after drinking, which is enough to cut your head ten times according to the law of Great Wei." ”
It was so serious, Hong Xiguan sighed in his heart, stood up and walked in front of Li Yuanhao: "Your Majesty, offended!"
The boxing gods of the Northern Wei Dynasty also had to learn from scholars, confess leniently, and resist strictly.
Li Xiuce couldn't hold back his curiosity, pricked up his ears and pasted it, Li Yuanhao pressed Li Xiuce's face with one hand and pushed him away: "Adults talk, children don't eavesdrop." ”
Hong Xiguanba moved again and again, and after speaking, he returned to his seat, bowed his head and blushed, looking twisted and pretentious, and it seemed that the Northern Wei Boxing God was honest about his heart.
Hey, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the Northern Wei Dynasty Boxing God would be able to do this kind of thing, and when it was spread, no one believed it, it turned out that the debut of the deputy general of the Zhenxi Army was so unusual, and it was so bizarre that it became a legend. Li Yuanhao drank the soy milk in the bowl with a smile: "Good wine, good wine!"
His Majesty the Emperor is very satisfied with the feeling that everyone knows their secrets and no one else knows, which makes her feel that she is very important, very weighty, and a person worthy of entrusting her privacy, which is more satisfying than the feeling brought by her noble status as the son of heaven of the Northern Wei Dynasty.
Wu Changhyuk is here, thanks to the old man who keeps a hand, he is not really drunk, otherwise it will be a big trouble, and the little secret in private will be known by His Majesty, and when we meet in the court in the future, in addition to the identity, it will be three points shorter in momentum, which will not be good. If there is a dispute with Your Majesty one day, Your Majesty will be angry and will announce the little secret to the public and let everyone keep it secret, wouldn't it be a big loss. His Majesty the Emperor of the Northern Wei Kingdom is crazy, what can't we do?
"Lord Zhongtang, it is rumored that you were very romantic when you were young. Li Yuanhao suddenly said.
"Haha, Your Majesty laughed, the old minister was not drunk last night, nor did he talk nonsense, what His Majesty said is pure nonsense. The two words of romance, the old minister recognized it, and the two words Meng Lang, the old minister didn't know why His Majesty had such an evaluation. "Wu Changhe is confident, he can drink soy milk and eat fritters at ease, which is indeed delicious and delicious.
"Merry, merciful everywhere, affectionate but not abusive, Lord Zhongtang deserves to be evaluated by these two words, but ......" Li Yuanhao smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and nodded his shoulder: "Tattoo love on the shoulder, is it considered Meng Lang?"
Everyone shouted in unison, and looked at it at the same time, the skin tattoo is to use a silver needle to tattoo the pattern on the skin to leave a pattern, which cannot be eliminated for life, and the hooligans often do this, which is despicable.
Wu Changhe's face changed greatly, and he subconsciously touched his shoulder, his face was as red as coal: "How does Your Majesty know?"
Li Yuanhao is like a victorious general: "Last night, Lord Zhongtang went to bed, and I took off my shoes, socks and clothes, except for my shoulders, and ......."
Wu Changhehuo got up, covered his face with his sleeves, hurriedly walked out of the hall, and fled: "Shame on the old minister, urge my heart!"
Looking at Wu Changhyuk's back, Li Yuanhao laughed, and was about to get up and leave, when suddenly his cuffs were pulled up, and he lowered his head, he was a university scholar.
"Your Majesty, that, Lord Zhongtang has other skin tattoos?"
Li Yuanhao was triumphant, shook his head and said, "Guess?" and then walked out of the hall.