Chapter 240 Where is not the hole there

There is a cliché story behind the origin of the ogre Harry - Harry's grandfather, the ogre Harry Sr., who led the occupation of this place a hundred years ago, and thirty-nine years ago, Harry Sr. brought Harry back from out of town, who was only a few months old, and declared to his subordinates that he was his own grandson and heir. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Although the bandits of the Grey Swamp Barrier are called robbers, they rarely commit crimes, and they almost take a year and a half off after one vote - if such a wage system were put on Earth, it is estimated that those who want to apply for a job at the Grey Swamp Barrier will break their heads...... Because of this, the outside world of the Sheep's Head Basin is not clear about the situation of the Ash Swamp Barrier, and even the old Harry actually died of illness three years ago, and it is Harry who takes over the position of new leader.

In fact, there is a little Harry who has always been in the dark by the old Harry - the old Harry has a habit of boasting, especially in front of his grandson, such as how he fought all over the Demon Continent when he was young, and often sang with a few female ogres in the night, and even changed his methods to eat people, fried, boiled, fried, and he was proficient in everything, and claimed that the ogre who had never eaten people was not a real ogre!

As a result, under this indiscriminate boasting, the problem came -- little Harry yelled all day long that he wanted to eat human flesh, otherwise everyone would say that his grandfather was a braggart king! Old Harry was stunned at that time, you must know that he had never even left the Demon Continent in his life, and where did the human beings come from the Demon Continent at that time? Maybe there may be human slaves in some high-level auction houses in Castlevania, but that kind of occasion is not something that he can go in and out of a mere bandit leader! But the words are released, if you can't do it, you will become a braggart in the eyes of little Harry, where does this make old Harry's face go?

Eventually, old Harry came up with a way to turn a deer into a horse - he went out to slaughter a monster that little Harry had never eaten, and tied up a master chef, and then made the monster into delicious barbecue and meat soup, and the little Harry who ate it was full of flavor, and from then on decided that human flesh was the most delicious food in the world, and threatened to catch 180 humans when he grew up, so that his grandfather could eat them in a different way every day! This made old Harry laugh at that time......

But in reality, the elder Harry was so badly wounded in the process of slaughtering the beast that the priest who treated him predicted that he would not live for more than ten years. But in the end, the elder Harry managed to watch little Harry grow into a demon general, and then he left without regrets.

Not many people know about this, and the horn demon who was questioned happened to be an old man who was following old Harry Sr., so he knew so clearly about this matter.

"You mean, in fact, my grandfather, my grandfather died from a recurrence of an old injury?!" Harry asked in a low and hoarse voice.

"That's right. ”

"Hey, you're so lucky with me, and you have a grandfather who cares about you so much, but I've only grown up by snatching that pitiful piece of food from the mouths of demonic beasts and scattered demons since I was a child!" Guda sighed with a hint of envy.

"Big man, cry if you want to, if you want to cry, don't you cry so call it a man?" Rowski reassured, after making him realize the difference in height between the two of them before, this time he didn't pat Harry on the shoulder again.

"Fart, whimper, who's the guys?" Lawski's fallacy made Harry glaring at him.

"I think it's better for you not to cry. Seeing that Bill was on the same side as himself, Harry felt a little bit of affection for the seemingly silly but actually damaged humanity, but suddenly heard Bill turn around and say, "Your tears are dripping through the floor." ”

When everyone heard this, they saw large drops of magma-like red liquid dripping from the corners of Harry's eyes, and they were stunned to drip two holes in the ground paved with black stones! This made Ferne, Warren and the others secretly amazed themselves, this thing was worthy of an abyss demon with eyes on fire, and the tears that flowed out were still so powerful!

"But that's not a bad thing," Bill said with envy, ignoring Harry's glaring at him, "at least we won't be able to find a job there." ”

"Oh, what do you say?" Harry suddenly smiled when he heard this, after all, he had just lost his job as a leader, and if he really became a slave of Leitch, it would be good to be able to find a part-time job in the human realm in the future!

"Real estate understands, right? Well, to put it simply, it means building a house and a house, and that's a profiteering business!" Bill, as if he was a human teacher, began to induce Harry.

"I understand!" Harry deserves to be a child who often took the little red flower, and as soon as Bill opened his mouth, he said that he already understood! This efficiency made even Bill a little confused, which made Harry even more triumphantly continued, "Violence industry, don't you mean that when the time comes, you will call me on which piece of land you like, and if you don't accept it, you will smoke it with a big mouth!"

Harry's strange explanation made Bill and the others have a black line in their heads, this mother's is worthy of being an ogre, this thinking is different from ordinary people! But Richie raised his head at this time and glanced at Harry in surprise, I have to say that this kid is really to the point, put this kid on the earth, with his ogre body, it is estimated that it is either a demolition or a city management!

"That, I think you're a little crooked, the windfall profit I said is the profit of profit, not the power of strength. "As a human teacher, Bill had to correct Harry's little mistake.

"Oh, so what the hell can I do?" Harry was puzzled, after all, except for fighting, Harry didn't seem to have noticed that he had any other skills - being handsome should be just an attribute, not a skill......

"Ahem, that's right, you have to drive piles to build a house, and piling is a technical job, and it takes a lot of effort, but it's different with you!" said Bill, patiently.

"Can you finish it in one sitting?" The ogre was notoriously hot-tempered, and Harry was already a little impatient.

Bill took a deep breath, as if he was singing a promise, and said solemnly: "Okay, to paraphrase a phrase that adults often say, it is - ogre card hole machine, where is not the hole!"

"Hahaha!" Lawski and the others burst into laughter.

……

At this time, Lei Qi, who was originally depicting the magic array, suddenly stopped, and said: "You go, for the sake of you having a good grandfather, and you haven't really eaten people, I won't embarrass you, but I hope you don't eat people in the future, otherwise next time you fall into my hands again, you won't even have a chance to become a slave." ”

After saying that, Luck casually withdrew the half-carved contract magic array, and turned around and walked towards the depths of the barrier.

Harry was stunned to see that Leitch had let himself go so easily, but when he saw that Leitch was about to turn away, he hurriedly said, "Please wait, master!"

Seeing that Harry still addressed himself as his master, a flash of brightness flashed in Leitch's eyes with his back to everyone, and when he turned around, he said expressionlessly, "What's the matter?"

At this time, Harry had already put on a serious expression, and I saw him say seriously: "My grandfather once taught me that an ogre who does not keep his promise can never become the strongest of ogres! And I, Harry, have been an ogre since I was a child, and I have been an upright ogre, and I often take a little red flower, and the devil is called a red apricot out of the wall! My words have always been a mouthful of foam and a nail, since I promised to become a slave of my master, I will never break my word! So please accept me!"

As he spoke, Harry fell to his knees and tried to hug Leitch's thigh, but Leitch kicked him against the wall faster than he could - after all, being held by an ogre would make Leitch feel chills just thinking about it, and of course, if it was a succubus, then our Viscount would naturally deal with it at his discretion......

Harry's undisciplined performance made Leitch cry and laugh, especially for his literary brilliance - his mother's red apricot out of the wall can also have something to do with taking the little red flower?!

As for Lawsky and the others, they were even more dumbfounded, they could be regarded as having seen what it means to be a broken man! There are still abyss demons in this world who cry and shout and want to become other people's slaves?! Could this be the aura of the protagonist that adults often say?!

As for Harry's men, they couldn't help but turn their faces to one side, because they felt that their cheeks were so hot!

"I've finally seen a creature that's even more shameless than stupid and big!" Lauskey sighed solemnly, but the corner of his eye was secretly looking at Bill, and he was screaming in his heart - keep up, you *** agree as I usually do, I finally caught the lead this time!

"That's it," Bill didn't disappoint Lawski, and sincerely expressed his approval of the light, while Bill added solemnly, "although I can only lift Lawsky's shoes." ”

"Haha, that's right, you can lift my shoes!" The smug Lawski instantly burst into tears, and then he noticed that Fern and the others were looking at him strangely......

"Master, I-" Harry stood up again, showing what it means to be indomitable.

However, he was about to show off his eloquence when Leitch interrupted, "Are you serious?"

"Of course, I'm foaming at a nail!" Harry rumbled as he thumped his chest.

"And a tear is a hole!" Bill added.

"***, there's a kind of human being that you and I are going head-to-head!" Harry had reached the point where he couldn't bear it anymore.

But Bill shook his head and said, "I don't think I'm obligated to prove to an ogre that I didn't have a seed." ”

ps: There is no typo in the title, it is "hole".

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