Chapter 944: Broadcast Gymnastics
The little girl nodded: "I've heard of it, but I don't know kung fu!"
When Paul heard this, he immediately waved his hand: "No, no, no, don't be like this, we are not a serious academic seminar, we are chatting happily! Okay? You must know kung fu, everyone in Dongshan knows it, and you definitely do, everyone here knows kung fu, but you keep it secret and refuse to tell the outside world the truth!"
When the onlookers heard this, they all refuted his beautiful misunderstanding: "Kung Fu does have someone who can, but it can't be everyone, I won't!"
"Neither will I!"
"I don't think there's anyone here!"
"Only a very few people have learned this thing, and they may not learn it well, and it would be too exaggerated to say that everyone!"
"Crooked nuts are like this, I think everyone on our side knows kung fu!"
"It's hilarious that this kind of thing is happening in the information age!"
"I can't laugh or cry!"
"Hey, don't you guys say it, didn't an expert from Treasure Island say that we can't afford to eat tea eggs?"
"That's a smear! It's not an IQ problem anymore, it's an ass problem!"
"Wait a minute, I'm thinking about a question, if Crooked Guoren thinks that every one of us can do kung fu, will there be a new threat theory? Gene Pills, Enhancement Pills, Youth Pills, these have already scared them enough, if they know that everyone can do kung fu, they should be worried all day long!"
The more the crowd talked, the more merrier they became.
Laughing at the end.
The streets are filled with cheerful air.
Paul snorted angrily at these rebuttals: "Listen, I'm not some idiots in the West who never open their eyes to the world, it's okay for you to deceive them with these words, but you can't deceive me! You don't know kung fu? You have been learning kung fu since you were a child, and you are usually learning every day except for Saturday and Sunday holidays!"
Someone suddenly reacted: "That's radio gymnastics, right?"
Paul rolled his eyes: "Radio gymnastics, yes, you have changed your name, but you can't change the fact that it is 'Baduanjin' and changed its name to deceive us crooked nuts! Do you think I can't even find out such a little information?"
"Frightened!" everyone was stunned.
My own broadcast gymnastics from elementary school is actually kung fu?
Really?
Could it be that I really learned peerless martial arts unconsciously? But if radio gymnastics is kung fu, it doesn't look like peerless martial arts!
Paul gushed: "Your eight duanjin are divided into eight duanjin, li baduanjin, northern baduanjin, southern baduanjin, wen baduanjin, wu baduanjin, shaolin baduanjin and taiji baduanjin, as well as twelve, sixteen, and new eight-duanjin, which you are now revising and improving...... You are all very modest, you are introverted and secretive, just like Mr. Wood, he always puts away the best things and secretly provides them to you to use, while in the outside world there is another set of propaganda!"
"Wouldn't it? Radio gymnastics is really a kung fu rewrite? It's the first time I've heard of it!"
"It's the first time I've heard of it!"
"If radio gymnastics is kung fu, then I really learned it!"
"Suddenly, I had an unclear feeling in my heart, radio gymnastics is such a bunker, because I used to spray those dance liars on the Internet, but I didn't expect that I was one of the dance waste people!
"Do any of you have practiced a little skill? You won't quietly become a peerless master, and you still don't know what to pretend, right?"
"I guess this thing has to talk about talent, and if you don't have talent, it's broadcast gymnastics!"
"What about the gifted?"
"If you're really talented, it's Wood-san!"
"Hey, don't say it, it's really possible, after all, the wood classmate hasn't worshiped a famous teacher and hasn't had any secrets, and suddenly he's so good, maybe it's really from the broadcast gymnastics!"
"Haha, I can't accept that radio gymnastics has suddenly become so tall!"
"You are talking nonsense, Wood-classmate is obviously an alien, how can he casually practice radio gymnastics and become a peerless master! This is not scientific! These remarks of yours are heretical, in front of my great science teaching, all kung fu is floating clouds, ah no, it should be said that all kung fu is broadcast gymnastics! That's right, this is much more scientific!"
"I don't think Wood-san is an alien, nor is he a peerless master, but he has a system, and he can be upgraded by constantly taking on tasks! Don't you see him desperately spending money outside? That is to accumulate experience for tasks!"
Paul's eyes were dizzy.
Stop it.
Is it easy for me to interview a little girl?
And after my preliminary evaluation, this little girl will definitely work hard, and may even be the best one in their team.
"Everyone, please be quiet, I'll talk to dear Nuo Nuo first, please cooperate, thank you!" Paul is certainly not an ordinary person, his ostensible identity is a special correspondent of the Big Apple Times, but in fact, he has another identity, that is, the super newcomer of the Eagle Head Banner Group, the elite of the elite, and one of the core members of the Dongshan Hawkeye Group.
"I don't have much time, so I'll just answer you three questions. "Nuo Nuo and Senior Sister came out to follow the master to settle in Dongshan, because they had just moved here, so they went to the street to familiarize themselves with the surrounding environment.
"Okay, thank you very much, kind and lovely glutinous!" Paul knew that this kind of interview opportunity was actually rare.
Here in Higashiyama.
People who have kung fu are very low-key.
Except for Lu Guoqiang and Chen Changfeng, who were the two people of the founding art class, it was impossible for other people to get close, and they were especially not interested in the crooked nuts.
"Can you answer my question? I mean, can you tell me the truth, do you know how to do kung fu?" asked Paul with a kind face.
"No!" Nuo Nuo shook her head.
"Can you answer truthfully, I'll keep it a secret for you, okay?" Paul made a supplication gesture.
"I really don't, I haven't even learned radio gymnastics, so I don't know any kung fu!" Nuo Nuo said that she didn't know kung fu, and the senior sisters behind her all nodded in support of her statement, we really don't understand kung fu or anything, and what we learn is not kung fu, but something else.
"Okay!" Paul knew that it would be difficult to get a confirmation in Nuo Nuo's mouth, so he nodded with a little disappointment and removed the question: "Nuo Nuo, what innate conditions do you think is needed to learn Kung Fu?"
"You don't need any conditions, right?" Nuo Nuo blinked his eyes wide, isn't this something that can be learned by paying money?
"Can you give me an answer in my heart?" Paul looked at Glutinous.
"I haven't studied, I don't know!" Nuo Nuo shook her head.
"Okay!" Paul was a little desperate, it seemed that he was looking for a disciple of the legendary secret, and he refused to reveal it at all. However, he didn't want to give up, he had been looking for so long in Dongshan, a young martial artist who was so young and so outstanding like Nuo Nuo, who could shock his heart at a glance, was extremely rare, so he wanted to put a little useful information out of her mouth anyway: "Then the third question, do you know a kung fu master? This is what you call a master of national arts, a master who is hidden in the world!"
"I know!" Nuo Nuo tilted his head and thought for a while: "Master Lu and Master Chen are holding classes in the square, and Crooked Nuts can also sign up!"
"All right!" Paul felt like he was vomiting blood.
Lu Guoqiang and Chen Changfeng don't know each other.
The question is.
Although they know kung fu, they are by no means the best kung fu masters!
The real master here in Dongshan is the kind of person who is not famous, he may be an old man, he looks ordinary on the surface, but when he really fights, he can beat Lu and Chen down with one punch.
"Actually, you crooked nuts don't need to worry about whether we can do kung fu, even if we have learned the level of kung fu of radio gymnastics, it is useless, it is used by children to exercise, there is no force at all, and it is not used to beat people! We learn radio gymnastics is a recess activity to learn to move muscles and bones, relax and relax, that is useless at all!"
"Yes, if you want me to say, you crooked nuts practice fitness and boxing or something, it's much better than us learning radio gymnastics!"
"If there is a real threat, you will threaten us!"
"The head of the global village is still you!"
"We are still developing, we are far from you in all aspects, you are the boss, you are the best, so don't be afraid of us, we have never wanted to invade others, we all want to live our own small life behind closed doors, this is not a threat, right?"
"Your bald eagle air is so sweet, I traveled some time ago, and I was almost drunk with oxygen!"
"I'm also scared by the free air, and I'm back!"
"If you think radio gymnastics is really so powerful, I don't mind showing you a hand, anyway, I still remember how to play the eighth set of radio gymnastics!"
"Are you also learning the eighth set?"
"yes!"
"In that case, we are brothers in the same sect!"
The onlookers saw that Paul valued kung fu so much, and couldn't help but surround him, and couldn't help but say that he was feeding a ** milk.
Back then, you crooked nuts came to our side to do business and put a lot of poisoned milk.
Now it's time for us to go back.
By the time Paul struggled to squeeze his way through the crowd, Nuo Nuo and her sisters had already walked away.
"Alas!"
Paul shook his head and sighed, slowly leaving, missing this opportunity, he didn't know how long it would take him to find a very special object to observe like today. If it's on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, it's easy to do it, find a way to catch the little girl, and you can't ask if you don't believe it. The problem is that this is Dongshan, if he dares to go out of line a little, he will be torn to shreds immediately.
The colleagues who died at the hands of Fox and Kazama Eda are no longer one or two.
All those who want to get a little bit of a trick.
All dead.
No evidence is needed.
Just let Fox and Kazama know that someone is making small movements, and that person's head will move, or they can dive deep into Higashiyama Bay and be with the fish and shrimp there.
The most hellish thing is the underground mercenary world here, they try to inquire about information all day long, in order to curry favor with the two female killers.
The potion they were holding in their hands.
Genetic medicine is not available.
Enhancement potions have also made the underground mercenary world crazy.
So, the environment here is really harsh, and no one can believe it, including my colleagues.
Peach Blossom Pass Silver Oak Association.
Paul walked into the hall.
Sitting down on the swivel chair in front of the bar with a little tiredness, he snapped his fingers: "A glass of brandy!"
Next to him, a middle-aged black man with curly hair and diamond stud earrings put down his wine glass and looked over with a smile: "Paul, long time no see! How is your research project going?"
"It's nearly eighty percent done!" Paul was very relaxed on the surface, but there was a little vigilance in the deepest part of his eyes, next to him was his colleague Johnson, who was also one of the core members, but the partner he had worked with had changed five batches, and he himself was the only survivor. Paul has always only nodded to this Mr. Johnson, and feels that if he gets a little closer, he will let the other party quietly die.
"That's not bad, I don't even have a project sixty percent of!" Johnson's 'research' project is another important thing.
Fortifying Elixirs.
It can be said that whoever dares to investigate this thing in depth will not be far from moving his head.
Johnson was able to investigate so much information under such harsh conditions, and I don't want to know what he is capable of.
Paul definitely didn't want to talk to him about the potion booster, believing that if he said a few more words, some mercenary here who was drinking but actually pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, would immediately call Fawkes and Kazama.
"The last two percent, I think it's the hardest!" Paul drained the glass of brandy in one gulp, ready to pay the bill and leave.
"Paul, with all due respect, I don't think kung fu is actually that mysterious, really, as an old friend, I want to tell you the truth, kung fu is just good in movies, it doesn't have much practical value! I never think that a broadcast gymnastics can improve the physical fitness of the Zulong people, let alone that it can be used in actual combat!" Johnson has little disdain for kung fu, he thinks that if there is no genetic medicine or strengthening medicine, any skill or mental method is nonsense.
"Johnson, allow me and you to reserve our own opinions!" Paul shook his head.
He didn't want to talk to Johnson too much.
Not to mention that you've never faced it squarely, so what you see in your arrogant eyes is all stupid and ridiculous prejudice.
What does a real master look like? Could it be a muscular genetic soldier? No! A real master may be an old man with gray hair and beard, or it may be a little girl who looks extremely weak on the outside, as if a gust of wind can blow it away!
Paul didn't know kung fu, but he trusted his eyes.
If you let him choose one of the two.
Then he will choose the little girl he met today who keeps saying that he doesn't know kung fu, instead of Lu Guoqiang, who teaches everyone kung fu all day long, and he even thinks that if the two compete, the little girl who looks weak may be able to beat Lu Guoqiang with one punch...... This is the mystery of kung fu, something that mortals can't touch at all!
Learning radio gymnastics doesn't seem to be of much use.
But.
If the physical fitness of the whole people is improved, then what will be the result? Kung fu masters will spring out like a blowout!
This broadcast gymnastics is the foundation of the foundation, it doesn't seem to be a threat on the surface, but in fact it is a necessity to determine the superstructure, and it is also the secret means of the ancestral dragon country to quietly improve the quality of the whole people!
All those who ridicule should reflect on it.
Why would such a large, highly motivated, and thriving country do such a completely useless thing for so many years?
Why is it mandatory for students to learn and train from an early age?
Don't.
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