Chapter 80: Shi Lei
When the man stabilized his figure, Yun Xi saw that he was wearing a black and yellow tight-fitting suit, coupled with a three-cut hairstyle, without looking at his face, and he was reincarnated as a Bruce Lee.
The string of "Adada Dada" sounded very familiar, and Yun Xi felt familiar with it, his eyes rolled on the person's face, and the next moment he silently covered his face, ready to turn around and slip away.
"Yo, Xiaoxi, okay!" A hearty, smiling voice came from behind, and finally the foot that Yunxi carried out was retracted. Laughed dryly, no longer hid his tracks, and jumped off the roof.
"Long time no see, big one. β
I wanted to leave just now because this person's dress was too thunderous, and she wanted to pretend that she didn't know this person, but in the end, she was an old friend, and she didn't show up again, which was the rhythm of really wanting to be a friend.
is more than 20 years old, the muscles of his whole body are bursting, he has a sense of naked running when he wears tights, he is nearly two meters tall, and the top of Yunxi's head only reaches his chest.
He just stood there, like an unshakable boulder, intimidating, and with the shape of the thunderous man, even if his face was square and shapely, it was still easy for people to retreat.
The big guy is just a nickname, his real name is Shi Lei, and he is also one of the members of the five-person team in the other world, with a hearty personality and honest and upright, but sometimes he will make two mistakes, such as now.
Shi Lei was able to become an immortal emperor back then, in the words of his old friends, it was simply stepping on shit luck. This guy is a lord of bad luck. There are people in the cultivation realm who are covered, and when he arrives in the fairy world, there are still people who are covered, and when he waits for the cover, he hangs up. This guy is already an Immortal Emperor cultivator, as long as he doesn't die by himself and cause public outrage, he is basically safe, not to mention that he has become friends with Yun Xi and his gang.
However, Shi Lei still died, and was fooled by Yun Xi and them, and teamed up to enter the tomb of the gods together.
Speaking of which, in the five-person squad. Except for Xiao Xingyuan, who has been growing up with him. The relationship between Yun Xi and Shi Lei is still the best.
In Xiao Xingyuan's words, the reason why these two people have a good relationship is because their brain circuits are relatively similar. However, Yunxi protested against this, she at least had a little brain. Shi Lei's second deficiency is completely instinctive. His brain was chopped off by the Tribulation long before he ascended, okay?
But now it seems. It should be that I didn't have a brain when I first crossed over, and even now I have come back, I haven't been able to regain my IQ.
It's a really tragic thing.
At this moment, the woman who was almost robbed of money and sex before finally came to her senses. Look at the two robbers who don't know whether they are alive or dead on the ground, the strange-looking man, and the woman who appeared out of nowhere. A series of blows made her mentally unable to bear it anymore, her eyes rolled and she fainted!
Neither of them glanced at the woman who fell to the ground, and then chatted.
Yun Xi asked, "I haven't seen you for a while, why are you having convulsions again?"
Shi Lei said with a bitter face: "Where can I be, my mother arranged a blind date for me today." β
Got it!
But Yun Xi still felt that he was already hopeless, and he didn't even bother to give a white eye. I don't want to go on a blind date, I can't do this, although my figure is very material, but wearing such a jumpsuit is very discordant, is it okay? What about his temperament? So many people are using their lives to play handsome, but he is using his life to make two mistakes.
Therefore, the height of life is different, and whether to go high or low depends on the direction of the brain circuit.
Shi Lei said that since he became a monk, he has fed all his rituals to the dogs.
This matter has to be traced back to a long, long time ago, it was a sunny morning, Shi Lei got up early in the morning, packed five cups of soy milk, three drawers of steamed buns and ten fritters at the breakfast shop across the street, and was walking back, when suddenly a stray dog came out of nowhere and hit him.
Just then, a truck was speeding up and was about to hit the stray dog.
Shi Lei yelled, threw down his subordinates, pounced, and when the truck was about to drive in front of the stray dog, he used all his strength to kick the dog away, and then ...... He himself flew out.
If you open your eyes again, you'll be in the other world.
After listening to Shi Lei's crossing process, Yun Xi was speechless for a long time, and was silent for a long time before she said quietly: "Have you ever thought that the chassis of the truck is so high, according to you, there is a 190% chance that as long as the dog does not run, it will still be safe and sound?"
Shi Lei sneered, touched the back of his head, and was very embarrassed, "I also figured out this question later, but this is not an emergency, did I do it as soon as my brain was clouded?" After a pause, he sighed: "This is also an occupational disease, the heart of the doctor's parents!"
Don't look at Shi Lei's muscular body and good enough to go to the gym as a coach, in fact, his main job is a veterinarian with love in his heart.
Knowing this, Yun Xi didn't even have the strength to roll his eyes.
She wanted to push him to the ground and pound him, and she did. Helplessly, Shi Lei has rough skin and thick meat, and he is born with divine power, Yun Xi's old fist that didn't use aura at all is almost like tickling for him.
Although the attack was ineffective, it finally let out the breath that was stuffing in my heart.
Shi Lei stood up without pain or itching, and said with a smile: "Angry? β
A big man with a height of more than one meter nine had to put on a sweet and silly white expression.
Yun Xi endured it, but after all, he still pressed down and wanted to beat him again, pursed his mouth and stopped talking.
Han Yan, who had been squatting on the roof to blow the cool breeze, felt that if he didn't make a sound, the two of them would probably go on and on until the next morning, jumping down.
Shi Lei also found out that there was not only one squatting on the roof, but also another.
Seeing the person who came, Shi Lei first took a step across, blocking Yun Xi behind him, with an angry face, and then remembered something, showed a stiff smile to Han Yan, turned his head and asked Yun Xi a little tentatively, "This kid came with you?"
Yun Xi nodded.
Shi Lei breathed a sigh of relief and stood up again, "You two are really together." β
Yun Xi wondered: "Xiao Xingyuan said this, why did you say that, when did you have such a unique vision?"
Shi Lei hurriedly shook his head: "I didn't see it." It's Ah Jin Sue sΓΉ mine. I didn't believe it at first, but fortunately I thought about it when I was about to do it just now, otherwise I would have to fight again. β
Yun Xi was a little unconvinced: "Ah Jin has always only cared about his family's vegetarian condition, how can he talk to you about this kind of gossip?"
Shi Lei said: "It's true, I chatted with him a few days ago, and when I didn't know where everyone was scattered, I talked about those things in our fairy world, and I talked about you." β
"Have you seen Ah Jin?" Yun Xi quickly grasped the point of Shi Lei's words.
"Yes!" Shi Lei nodded, and then suddenly realized, "It's not just that I met you." When I was happy, I forgot to say it. It's not too late to tell. β
Yun Xi was completely powerless. Ask him, "Where is Ah Jin now?"
Shi Lei shook his head, "I don't know." I didn't contact him today. β
A look of course.
Yun Xi felt that the green tendons on his head were about to burst out, and he had an itchy expression.
Seeing this, Shi Lei smiled and said, "I really thought I was two." Tease you. He pulled his phone out of his arms. I pressed it to make a note. Hand it to Yun Xi, "This is Ah Jin's number, and the others are in the capital now." You can call him directly. β
Yun Xi wrote down the number, looked at Shi Lei suspiciously, and asked, "Ah Jin is in the capital, then how did you two meet?"
Shi Lei smiled, "I was seriously injured after being hit, and the hospital issued several critical illness notices, my mother was red-eyed, or my father remembered that he had a relative in the Beijing People's Hospital, so he got in touch, and after several twists and turns, he went there." In this way, I was in a vegetative state for three months. After waking up, he was transferred to the general ward, and Ah Jin lived next door. β
Shi Lei's tone was a bit schadenfreude.
"Three months......" Yun Xi said thoughtfully.
Shi Lei sighed: "No, when I first opened my eyes, I thought I was dreaming." After so many years, it has only been more than three months here. β
is also emotional, Shi Lei has passed three months, she fell into a coma to woke up, and it was only three days after this world, and it took a lot of effort to accept the reality at that time. It was more fantastic than anything they had ever experienced.
The two were chatting when a siren sounded from far and near at the entrance of the alley. The two looked together, not knowing what was happening.
Han Yan stood leisurely to the side, still holding his mobile phone in his hand, "You two are patronizing the old days, someone has to call the police." β
Yun Xi patted his head and reunited with Shi Lei after a long absence, so excited that he forgot the location.
Shi Lei walked over and looked at the two robbers who were injured by him before, and then walked back and said, "Fortunately, I saved my strength, so I broke a few bones." β
Han Yan shook his head slightly, the limbs of the two robbers lying on the ground were deformed, this is still called saving strength?
After a while, the police car stopped at the entrance of the alley, and three young policemen got out of the car. Seeing several people standing in the alley, one of the policemen asked, "Who reported the crime?" and then turned on the flashlight, and the three policemen all gasped, and suddenly felt a little confused.
There were three people lying on the ground, and the long-haired woman looked intact, but the other two men were so miserable that at first glance they thought there had been a murder.
The policemen suddenly became nervous and looked at the three of them who were standing guardedly.
Han Yan said: "It's me." He pointed to a few people on the ground and briefly explained the matter.
At this time, the other two policemen had already conducted a preliminary examination of the three people on the ground, and confirmed that they were all or, and the woman was just frightened and fainted.
As soon as the situation was reported, the policeman who asked him at the beginning frowned, "Even if it is righteous and courageous, this attack is too heavy." The female owner hasn't woken up yet, it's hard to say what's going on, you all follow me back to the office, and you have to record a confession. β
Shi Lei retorted a little aggrievedly: "Where did I start with a heavy hand, I really kept it in my hand." β
The policeman glared at him, "If you don't leave your hands and beat people like this, if you don't leave your hands, you won't kill people?" After speaking, he asked a policeman to call 120, regardless of whether the injured person is a robbery suspect or not, he still has to be treated first, and he can only wait for the female owner to wake up and verify the situation before letting the person go.
Shi Lei didn't want to go, but he also knew that this was a routine procedure, and it had been more than half a year since he returned, although he was no longer used to the way of doing things in this world, but he couldn't walk sideways like when he was in the other world. What's more, Yun Xi pulled him, knowing that Yun Xi came forward, he didn't say much.
By the time 120 was available, the police had already asked them what had happened. Han Yan and Yun Xi were eyewitnesses, but the police looked at these people as if they knew each other, so they were afraid of covering up each other and committing perjury, so they waited until the ambulance took the three people away and insisted on letting them go back to the police station. also said that Shi Lei was too defensive, and he had to be detained first.
Shi Lei won't do it, he just has a rough road, why should he be detained?
At this time, Han Yan's phone rang, and it was Zhao Teng who called.
It was now past eleven o'clock in the evening, and Zhao Teng had already booked a hotel for Han Yan and them when they were eating, but they said they wanted to take a walk, so they didn't let them go.
The distance from Chunfeng Building to the hotel is not far, and it takes more than 20 minutes to walk, which has passed more than an hour, and people have not yet arrived. Although Zhao Teng also thought that the young couple might go clubbing and sing or something, out of politeness, he still called to inquire.
As soon as Han Yan said what was going on here, Zhao Teng, who was originally going to go to bed, jumped up suddenly, dropped the sentence "Wait for me at the police station", and then hung up the phone.
It is estimated that Zhao Teng will be preparing to rush to the police station.
After hanging up the phone, Han Yan waved his hand and asked Yun Xi and Shi Lei to follow the police into the car. (To be continued......)