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Yang Kang then introduced the rules of the game: "Because of the arrival of Zhifan, we have specially prepared this show that men like, so it is called [Whose Joke Run-in Knock!]"

"Run-in knock?"

Li Zhifan looked confused.

Seeing him like this, Yang Kang explained: "Run-in knock is the meaning of Hokkien is not funny, today we found many beauties to play this game together, whoever loses will be punished, Zhifan, are you looking forward to it?"

Li Zhifan glanced at him and smiled: "I don't know the situation yet, let's take a look first!"

Yang Kang saw that Li Zhifan did not enter the pit, and said with a smile: "Haha, okay! Then please take a seat first, and we will come to the first unit right away - whose joke, ahh

Li Zhifan returned to his seat, and Wang Rusheng on the side immediately came up, squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "There will be something beautiful later, you have to be tense!"

"Oh!" Li Zhifan nodded, still ignorant.

on stage.

Da Jia stood in front of the automatic door, with a look of interest: "Next, let's invite today's first beauty to appear!"

With a piece of music, the automatic door opened, and a woman in a men's shirt stepped out inside.

Li Zhifan thought that what came out was a bikini beauty, but he didn't expect to wear it tightly, and the hem of the shirt was longer than the knee.

Although the appearance is not bad, there is still some disappointment.

But then I listened to the host's explanation, but it made people's hearts beat faster and their blood gushed.

"Wow! The first one to appear is Jiajia, who is known as the first beauty in the mechanical and electrical department of National Taiwan University!" Yang Kang introduced, "Although she is dressed very tightly, you must not have expected that she is actually wearing nothing inside!"

Jiajia couldn't help but snort: "Brother Kang, you're talking nonsense, people wear bikinis!"

"Oh?"

On the side, Tu Yi immediately stretched his neck to look into Jiajia's clothes, "Really, how much are you wearing?"

"Oops! Brother Tu is so annoying!"

Jiajia immediately covered her chest, beat Tu Yi with one hand, and hooked her legs all the time, showing the appearance of a golden rooster independent.

Tu Yi smiled: "It's useless for you to cover it now, if the joke is not funny later, you have to show people." ”

Jiajia suddenly looked shy, Da Jia and Yang Kang on the side were already ready, and immediately came up: "Don't say anything, let's start quickly! Come on, come on, tie up your clothes." ”

Li Zhifan squeezed out a smile and looked at all this.

He doesn't have any resistance to beautiful women, but the content of such a program for such a girl is very dirty to listen to, but it is also very embarrassing.

Through the introduction of the hosts just now, Li Zhifan also probably understood the punishment of this show, which means that if the joke is not funny, he has to take off his clothes?

This reminded him of a Japanese show he had watched before, and it seemed like that.

But it was a late-night restricted show, and I didn't wear a bikini at all.

The two sleeves of the female guest Jiajia are full of steel wires, and someone on the left and right sides is holding the other end.

Once the joke is not funny, both sides will use force at the same time and directly tear off the clothes.

Li Zhifan also observed and found that the clothes had already been "prepared", and the material was not very good, and it was easy to tear apart.

The game begins.

Jiajia stood on the round platform, looked at the microphone erected in front of her, and said delicately: "There is a couple, the husband wakes up first in the morning and says to his wife: I won't be too late if I don't leave, by the way, this is your 800 yuan." The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this point, they all seemed to understand something......"

“……”

Silent.

The guests and hosts present were all indifferent, as if no one was telling jokes just now.

"Done?"

Li Zhifan asked subconsciously.

"Hmm!"

Jiajia has never dared to look at Li Zhifan since she came up.

Now when he heard Li Zhifan speak, he nodded again and again, "Yes!"

However, she was not disappointed because everyone didn't laugh, but had a vague sense of expectation.

"That's it?"

Tu Yi continued, "This is a bad joke!"

"yes!" Jia Jia nodded, "I saw this joke for the first time and laughed for a long time!"

"Actually, this paragraph is not bad!"

Li Zhifan said, "But the shortcomings are also obvious, one is that you can't speak, and the other is that the jokes are a little old, and I have heard several of the same routines!"

"Oh!"

Jiajia turned out to be relieved, and there was a sense of relief, and she didn't have any frustration at all because her clothes were torn immediately.

Dajia ran out excitedly, and the whistle blew "beep".

Suddenly, Jiajia's shirt was torn in half, and she was only wearing a yellow bikini inside, and it was the kind of Milan show, with only half of it covered, and the other half of the white building was outside.

Jiajia was nervous when she first started tearing, because there were two pipes below that were sprayed with dry ice, which may be the reason.

When he tore it open, he generously inserted his waist and posed a few poses, squeezing his eyebrows and showing off his figure at the same time.

"Oops, you're in good shape!"

Tu Yi couldn't help but say, "You are completely the body of a supermodel." ”

Jiajia said proudly: "I am now a part-time model, and I not only take print advertisements after school, but also take some photos!"

"Oh!"

Everyone actually knew it, but they still made a look of sudden realization.

After Jiajia went down, Tu Yi asked Li Zhifan: "Zhifan, is this show good?"

"Ahem!"

Li Zhifan said seriously, "I don't think there's any need to tell any jokes, just let them come out in bikinis." ”

"Oh?"

Not only Tu Yi, but Yang Kang and Da Jia were also extremely surprised.

Unexpectedly, Li Zhifan was more open than they thought.

However, it is impossible for the program team to directly let those girls come up to the catwalk, so the game has to continue.

Later, all kinds of beauties came up one after another, wearing all kinds of bikinis, including a few mixed-race children, some shy, some open, some contrived, thousands of people with their own postures.

Li Zhifan really played with them, and he didn't hold any shelves, and there were constant meat jokes in the middle.

At first, it was only an occasional drive, but in the end, it simply turned into a drag racing car, and the few bikini beauties who sat on the side of the stage to rest on the stage were red with red faces.

It's not because of their low tolerance, which of these beauties is not less than ten?

The reason why they are so happy is that Li Zhifan's jokes are fresh, they have never heard of them, and the cultural differences between the two sides of the strait have also caused a lot of jokes.

Wang Rusheng and the three of them were not far behind and began to race with Li Zhifan.

It's a pity that among the three of them, the only big bell joke is a little fresher, but it was also copied from Kuaibo, and the driving skills are still not as good as Li Zhifan.

There were twenty people in total, but I didn't expect the last one to be chosen.

Tu Yi helplessly pointed at Li Zhifan and Wang Rusheng: "Look at you, I said that I would listen to the jokes of the beauties, and finally I listened to you make a yellow tongue, what should I do now?" Zhifan, why do you have to choose one, right?"

"I've actually had a choice!"

Li Zhifan said: "But I don't plan to say it now, wait for the show to end in a while, and then announce it!"

"Oh?"

Yang Kang's eyes widened, suppressed his excitement, and said to the camera: "I vouch for my own personality, our show today is really just a dating entertainment program, and we are not responsible for what happens after that!"

"You mean going to the motel and motel?"

Ragua smiled: "Don't worry, I'm definitely not that kind of person." ”

"I didn't say anything about you!" Yang Kang glared at him, turned to look at Li Zhifan, and said with a smile, "We just hope that Zhifan can have fun in Taipei!

Li Zhifan smiled bitterly: "Thank you for your blessings! Thank you for the hospitality of several hosts, and I hope that your show's pimp business will get better and better!"

If Li Zhifan hadn't said so many dirty jokes before, his sentence would definitely cause unnecessary controversy.

But now it's different, Li Zhifan is obviously a joke, and the host and the program team are also happy to do such a variety show effect, although there is no lower limit, but ...... Who made this a Taiwanese variety show?

The first unit was originally recorded for more than half an hour, but it was seriously overtime because Li Zhifan took the lead in telling jokes, and it was recorded for more than an hour.

During the break, the two sides discussed recording an extra hour, dividing the show into two episodes, and if the latter is exciting enough, it may even be recorded as three episodes.

The second unit is a gastronomic program.

Yang Kang shouted the opening remarks: "In addition to the beauties, all tourists who come to Taiwan must not miss another beauty, that is, food!"

Tu Yi answered: "We just finished the game with the beauties, and now we will immediately enter the second link, where the beauties and Li Zhifan will share Taiwanese food together!"

And Dajia only has one sentence: "Let's welcome all popular Taiwanese delicacies to the show." ”

Taking advantage of the fact that those shopkeepers brought food to the stage, Li Zhifan said to Dajia: "Your salary is just right! Just say a few words." ”

Da Jia smiled bitterly: "Brother Tu and Brother Kang's hosting fees are ten times as much as mine, and even if I say more, only a few sentences will be cut in the end." ”

"Huh, so miserable?"

Li Zhifan looked at him in surprise, "Then you have to find a way to show your face?"

Dajia said: "I hope that after you participate in our show this time, the producer will pay more attention to me!"

Originally, Li Zhifan wanted to say a few more words to Dajia, but the preparations over there were over, and Tu Yi personally ran over and pulled Li Zhifan, "Let's go, let's start recording immediately, I'll introduce you to these delicacies and their shop owners." ”

As for Da Jia, Tu Yi and Yang Kang are lukewarm, they don't seem to be partners of a show, Da Jia is more like their assistant host.

There are thousands of traditional food snacks in Taiwan.

Most of them came from the mainland, in addition to Hakka cuisine, aboriginal cuisine, as well as imported Southeast Asian cuisine, Japanese and Korean cuisine, and Western cuisine.

A variety of cuisines converge in Taiwan, and a new fusion of cuisine is derived, just like a mixed-race child, there are unique characteristics, but also create the food characteristics of Taiwanese.

What is present today is Taiwan's top ten traditional delicacies - large intestine wrapped in small intestine, Dingbian file, fried oysters, seafood noodles, sweet or not spicy, coffin board, Changhua meat, ginger duck, yellow beef noodles, and fried flower branches.

As long as you have watched these delicacies on Taiwanese food shows, you can probably name a few familiar things.

Li Zhifan is the same, but if you want to eat?

It was something he had never experienced before.

The day before yesterday, I went to the Donghai Night Market in Ximending with Mai Zeshan and others, and I only ate a few of the specialties they recommended, and there were no ten traditional delicacies.

Because in the eyes of Mai Zeshan, Taiwan's top ten delicacies are like commonplace, so they recommend those that they never get tired of eating, or fresh and distinctive delicacies to Li Zhifan.

The content of the program is nothing more than the host introducing these delicacies to Li Zhifan one by one.

Nothing else, except for a delicacy called a coffin board, which aroused Li Zhifan's curiosity.

I really don't know who would give such an obscure name, but it is not unlucky, because this coffin board is actually one of the top ten delicacies in Taiwan.

This dish is actually a dish of thick slices of toast that is hollowed out, filled with milk paste, chicken, potatoes, green beans, shrimp, and flower branches, and then covered with the scooped bread crust.

Because it resembles a coffin board, it has such a name.

This is a Taiwanese dish adapted from Western food, using ingredients from Western cuisine, combined with the local people's own tastes and eating habits, to make this dish.

After tasting it, Li Zhifan couldn't help but admire: "This dish should actually be called a treasure chest, or a Pandora's box!"

Tu Yi smiled: "In fact, many people want to change the name of it, but they have not changed it, this name was given by the founder, and the majority of people are used to it." ”

After introducing the last delicacies, several hosts beckoned everyone to come up and eat.

Li Zhifan is the protagonist of today, and he is naturally the most taken care of.

Especially the bikini beauties left in the previous unit, they came up with plates and food to please Li Zhifan.

"Mr. Li, let's try this!"

"Fanfan, this ginger duck you ate in the wrong way just now, it should be eaten like this to make it more fragrant, come, I'll teach you!"

"Zhifan! When you tried to eat the flower branch just now, you ate it wrong, it is squid head, so you have to eat it like this to make it full and juicy. ”

When these women speak, they rub their chests, lean on their shoulders, and push their buttocks against each other.

The camera was still filming, but their very secret movements were not filmed, just like Li Zhifan's sneak attack on Feng Yi on the set.

Not far away.

Wang Rusheng and the three of them were also surrounded by beauties and enjoyed the food.

At this time, Ragua took the opportunity to step forward and ask Wang Rusheng: "Didn't you say that you wanted to scold Li Zhifan?

"Huh?" Wang Rusheng looked dazed, "Did I say it?"

"You forgot?" Da Zhong was surprised, "Brother Wang, are you kidding us?"

"Hey!" Wang Rusheng said with a smile, "I thought about it later, people are more popular than us, and there are more popular fans, if we really want to do that, his fans will definitely not be able to spare us, right? ”

"Capricious!"

“……”

The bell and the gnashing teeth of the gourd rattled.