Li Xiao scratched his head: "Husband, you are really not afraid of death, do you just want to be squeezed dry by me?"

"The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Chen Nan said with a smile: "You just squeeze me to death, and when you get to the underworld, you can continue to **** with female ghosts, this is not a kind of enjoyment!"

Li Xiaobai rolled his eyes: "**** like a fateful guy." ”

"It's called heroism. ”

"As long as you're still a hero, you're really going to put a top hat on yourself. Li Xiao looked at his eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, do you accompany me to the video game city?"

Chen Nan gently pinched her snow-white face: "I said no, can you agree?"

"Hmph, there are no doors. ”

"Then you still ask me. Chen Nan pointed to the front: "Let's go!"

"Husband, you're so nice!"

Li Xiao started the car with a smile and drove in the direction of the video game city.

Chen Nan was a little ashamed of Li Xiao's husband, and after turning his head to look at her, he shook his head helplessly, opened the car window, lit a cigarette and smoked.

……

Early the next morning, Chen Nan went to school with two dark circles under his eyes.

Last night, I played with Li Xiao in the video game city for an hour, it was already half past one in the morning, and then the two went to the hotel to open a room, and played games in bed for more than three hours, and it was already five o'clock in the morning.

No, I just slept for an hour, but I was woken up by Su Qingqing's phone call and asked him where he went, and he didn't see the shadow man when he got up early in the morning.

Chen Nan naturally wouldn't talk nonsense about opening a room with Li Xiao, so she had no choice but to tell a lie, saying that she went out for breakfast, and she would go directly to school after eating, so that she didn't have to wait for her at home.

Walking on the boulevard of the school, Chen Nan was drowsy, dragging his tired soul and walking towards the senior high school teaching building step by step.

Since it was still early, when he came to the classroom, there was no one inside.

"This damn **** woke me up early in the morning, but she hadn't arrived yet. ”

Looking at the empty seat next to him, Chen Nan was depressed, and fell asleep on the desk to supplement his sleep.

In the dream, he followed Su Yixuan to her grandfather's house, got the White Jade Lotus Terrace, and then reunited with the little junior sister in the Fairy Spirit Valley. The two of them swore an oath and decided to wander the world and fly together, but at this moment, Su Qingqing's cute smiling face appeared, blocking him and his little junior sister.

"Qingqing, get out of the way!"

Chen Nan muttered a sentence in his mouth, and then continued: "You are a dead ****, don't let me beat you again!"

"Su Qingqing, you are a ****, get out of the way......"

Chen Nan kept talking in his dreams, and next to him, Su Qingqing's eyes widened, staring at him with an angry face.

Dead idiot, stinky idiot, you are scolding me in your dreams, how much do you hate me?

Su Qingqing thought so in his heart, his face was full of depression, he rubbed his slender snow-white fingers, and then stretched out his hand without hurrying, grabbed Chen Nan's ear and slammed it.

"Sizzle......"

Chen Nan gasped, and jumped up in an instant, "Damn, who the pulled my ears!"

Chen Nan swept his eyes around, and the classmates in the class had already come for a while, and when he finally saw Su Qingqing staring at him with an angry face, he seemed to understand something in his heart: "That, dead ****...... No, Qingqing, what's wrong with you?"

"Stinky fool, you're the dead ****!"

Su Qingqing waved the lobster tongs and pinched at Chen Nan again.

Chen Nan hurriedly dodged and said with a smile: "I'm not even a girl, how can I be a dead ****?"

"Hmph, if you dare to scold me again in the future, see if I don't strangle you. Su Qingqing puffed out his white and red cheeks, his pink little mouth pursed slightly, stared at him with wide eyes, and said angrily: "Tell me honestly, why did you scold me in your dream just now?"

"Well, no...... It's nothing. ”

Su Qingqing took a step closer: "Say it or not, if you don't say it, I'll strangle you." ”

Chen Nan sighed: "It's very unhealthy content, do you really want me to say it?"

"Say!"

"Actually......" Chen Nan stared at her: "I just dreamed that you stripped naked and threw yourself on my bed to insult me, but I have always been an upright person, so I kept shouting at you to get out of the way." ”

I took off my clothes, or did I insult him?

Su Qingqing's eyes widened, and after coming back to his senses, he smashed a punch at Chen Nan's nose: "What filthy thoughts are you, obscene, go to death!"

Chen Nan hurriedly dodged away, and after seeing Su Qingqing sitting down with a depressed face, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said with a smile: "Could it be that you really wanted to insult me in your heart, but I was told that I was in my heart, so you were annoyed and angry, right?"

Su Qingqing pouted: "Narcissist, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

Chen Nan sighed, then lay on the table again, and soon fell asleep.

Looking at Chen Nan, who was sleeping like a pig next to him, Su Qingqing waved his little fist, and muttered secretly in his heart: Stinky fool, you dare to **** me, see how I fix you, hum! Then she took out her mobile phone and sent a text message to Jiang Xiaomi.

"Mi Niu, my sister decided to form an alliance with you and rectify Chen Nan, a fool, how about it?"

Since she won Jiang Xiaomi in the last car, Su Qingqing has always regarded herself as a sister.

Jiang Xiaomi's reply was very fast: "Really?

"We can go find a couple of kids, and that way. ”

"What is that?"

"I can't say a word or two, come out, I'll look for you outside your classroom, let's discuss it." ”

"Okay, sisters are still reliable!"

In this way, Su Qingqing slipped out of the classroom and went to Jiang Xiaomi to discuss the plan to rectify Chen Nan.

……

Unconsciously, more than an hour passed, and when it was time for the first class, Chen Nan was also woken up by Su Qingqing.

Lan Yuqin wore a casual dress and walked into the classroom with a stack of test papers in her hand.

After the class etiquette was over, she glanced at the class and said: "In this exam, the Chinese results have come out, but a large part of the students seem to be playing abnormally. ”

The classmates in the class are silent, and if they fail the exam, who can be happy?

"But ......"

Just when everyone was waiting to be criticized, Lan Yuqin's tone changed, and she said: "There is another miracle, there is another classmate in our class who scored 155 points in the exam." ”

One hundred and fifty-five!

Hearing this number, everyone was stunned.

The total score is only one hundred and fifteen, which bull fork character is this, and how can the score exceed the total score?

"That's right, the total score is 150 points, but this classmate's essay is so good that he wrote it in classical Chinese. Lan Yuqin looked at the test paper in his hand and said, "When I was grading, after all the Chinese teachers in the third year of high school discussed and decided, he would add another five points to the composition. ”