CHAPTER XXIX
85_85824 Yunxi's skills are very good, which were also honed in the other world many years ago.
Thinking back to the past, I racked my brains in order to order food, and later, my life was much better, and I began to think about how to eat well.
There was no way, I was really hungry at first, and I directly lit up the attributes of Yunxi's foodies.
After having a good meal, Han Meng took his girlfriend's little hand and went to the cinema to cultivate his feelings.
Han Yan carried the bag of medicinal materials back to the room to study the matter of alchemy.
Yun Xi has nothing to do left and right, and it is not suitable to cultivate when his divine consciousness is injured, so he has to raise it for a few days. simply went back to the room and moved out, and before leaving, the latest laptop that Yun's father gave him to fulfill his promise came to the sofa in the living room, turned on the computer, and read a novel......
In fact, returning to this world, although life is not as convenient as in the other world. Since becoming an immortal emperor and dominating one side, Yun Xi has lived a life of bread and clothes to stretch out his hands.
Yunxi's disciples gathered, and there were disciples doing everything for them. It seems that he only needs to spend some brains on cultivation and immortal world affairs, and his spiritual life on weekdays is really lacking.
Not only Yun Xi is like this, but the lives of several other Immortal Emperors are similar. In such a calm and waveless day, as long as they hear a stir on weekdays, they are like being beaten with chicken blood, and they can't wait to go into battle immediately.
This is also one of the key reasons why Yun Xi and Han Yan fought from time to time over the years. If there is no new hatred, then good, turn over the old things that have become sesame seeds and rotten grains and talk about it again, and fight if you don't say a word.
After the fight, after the anger, they patted their sleeves and went home, so that the new feud was settled.
It was in such a boring atmosphere that Yun Xi and a few other teammates would form a team to die as soon as they heard the news of the Tomb of the Gods.
Now, although there are many mundane worlds and cultivation is still sneaky, the spiritual life is much richer.
A small computer screen, with a few clicks of the mouse, all kinds of gossip and scandals are spread all over the screen.
What American dramas, Japanese dramas, and domestic dramas, I really don't have to rest my eyes after watching them for a few years, the old ones just finished watching, and the new ones were immediately made up.
In addition, online literature has also developed, and countless writers have opened their brains, written out the stories of their brains one after another with the keyboard, and shared them with a group of netizens to watch.
These days, Yun Xi has also learned some Internet vocabulary, such as "Mary Sue", "White Lotus", "I bought a watch last year" and the like.
Yun Xi sighed a little, if there was such a thing as the Internet in the other world, it is estimated that in tens of thousands of years, she would not be bored.
A computer and a small network cable opened the door to a new world for Yunxi (fog......
Before you know it, the sun is setting in the west, and night is quietly falling.
Han Meng stood outside the door and took out the key, muttering that the two little ones at home wouldn't run out to eat, right?
As a result, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a faint blue light flickering in the dark living room, and when he stared at it, he saw that behind the blue light, a long-haired woman sneered at him, this scene was really terrible.
"Oops, I'll go. Han Ming's legs were weak, so he didn't call out the sentence "there is a ghost". The hand butting the wall accidentally touched the switch on the wall, and the room suddenly lit up.
Seeing the situation in the house clearly, Han Meng patted his chest in shock and said, "Yunxi, why don't you turn on the lights so late." Scared the hell out of me. ”
Yun Xi sat up straight, closed the notebook, and said a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I forgot." ”
Han Meng waved his hand and said weakly: "Forget it." He looked around and asked, "Where's Xiao Yan?"
Yun Xi pointed upstairs and said, "He's in the room, and he hasn't come out yet." ”
Looking up at the wall clock on the wall, the hands were already pointing to ten o'clock. Yun Xi only then found that he had an empty stomach and was a little hungry.
"Brother Han, have you had dinner? I'll go cook now, do you want to eat some too?"
"I ......" Han Meng just wanted to say that he had eaten, but he remembered the deliciousness of the meal he ate at noon, and said in his heart that he would eat early at night anyway, so it would be just right to have a supper or something. So he swallowed the unfinished words into his stomach and nodded.
"That'...... You are busy first, I'll go up and see Xiao Yan. "Han Luo really doesn't know what his brother is doing. He went out on a date in the afternoon, and such a good opportunity to be in the world of his sister paper was placed in front of him, but this stunned boy didn't know how to cherish it at all, and he actually nested in his room and pretended to be dead.
It's really a shame that this sister paper is heartless.
The heartless sister Paper Yunxi went into the kitchen to get busy. Han Meng rushed upstairs in a few steps, came to the door of Han Yan's room, and was about to knock on the door. And the door opened from the inside.
Han Yan's spirit looked a little sluggish, but his eyes were bright, and his hair was still dripping with water, it seemed that he had just taken a bath.
This situation made Han Ming, who had opened his brain, think crookedly. It's not that the younger brother doesn't dare to do anything to his sister and hides himself...... What's that, right?
However, this problem is not easy to communicate with brothers.
Han Ming's eyes that wanted to speak and stopped were really strange, and when he met his eyes, Han Yan subconsciously trembled, coughed, and said lightly: "Are you back?"
Han Meng touched his nose, and a lot of words flashed through his mind in an instant, and finally turned into one word: "Hmm." ”
"Where's Yunxi?"
"Cooking went. Han Meng replied, and then couldn't help complaining, "Xiao Yan, didn't my brother say you, look at you hanging the little girl there in the afternoon, what are you doing in the room alone?"
"Have you eaten it?"
"I've eaten it, but it's still okay to have a late-night snack. Han Yan swallowed his saliva, but immediately noticed that Han Yan was changing the subject, "I'll tell you about business." ”
"That's right, I'll be looking for you after dinner for a while. I'm going to help. Ignoring his brother's complaints, Han Yan swept past Han Miao, went downstairs, and entered the kitchen, all in one go.
Han Miao stood in place for a long time, puzzled: "This kid, when did he become so good?"
After dinner, Han Meng touched his stomach, sat on the chair without any image, and did not miss a little opportunity to preach to his brother: "Xiaoyan, you see that Yunxi, this girl, can go to the hall and the kitchen, how rare." You have to cherish it. ”
Han Yan snorted lightly.
Seeing that he was lukewarm, Han Meng wanted to continue lobbying. There's no way, after eating the food cooked by Yun Xi, I really don't have much interest in the restaurant outside, no wonder I don't have much appetite when I eat with Wansi tonight. One meal raised their tongues, such a good brother and sister, Xiao Yan can't catch it, I'm really sorry for his stomach.
Han Ming's words were full of words, but he couldn't say them because of Yun Xi's presence. But soon, he forgot what he was going to say before, because he saw that his brother just moved his fingers, and the dishes and chopsticks that were scattered on the table just now had been completely renewed, and they were automatically stacked together.
Then, Han Yan stretched out his hand, and the dishes and chopsticks flew to the kitchen with a "bang".
Han Meng looked at the scene in front of him, and his eyes were about to fall off.
This scene was so amazing that Han Meng didn't come back to his senses for a long time, "What kind of trick has this become?"
Han Yan shook his head: "This is not a trick, it's just a kind of technique." As long as the aura in the body is invoked, you can cast the spell naturally. ”
"Spells?" Han Meng asked. His mind couldn't turn a little, but after an afternoon's work, how could this world become so mysterious?
Han Yan nodded.
Han Luo turned his head to look at Yun Xi again: "You're not surprised at all, you know what a spell is?"
Yun Xi really sympathized with Han Yan, the eldest brother, obviously Han Yan's way of letting Old Lady Han accept it was very gentle, why did he suddenly put such a "big move" on Han Yan when he came here.
But after all, this is a matter of the two brothers, Yun Xi is not good at putting his beak too much, only nodded slightly, and helped explain: "Spells are just small paths, monks, that is, cultivators, can cast spells when their cultivation reaches a certain level." There are also many types of spells. Han Yan was just using the simplest aura artifact. ”
"Wait, wait, wait for me to slow down, I'm a mess now. Han Luo waved his hand again and again.
Not to mention the so-called magic, monk? Isn't that a word that only appears in novels? And the aura of the artifact? This is the real world, right?
Could it be that the way he opened the door when he came back today was wrong?
Han Meng stood up suddenly, ran to the door in a few steps, went out and closed the door, and a minute later, the door opened again.
Han Meng looked at the two people who were still sitting upright in the living room in a daze, he raised his hand and rubbed it, and then rubbed his eyes, and found that his eyes were fine. After hesitating for a long time, it was as if accepting the facts, and he walked back to his position and sat up.
"Here you go. Han Yan handed over a pill to Han Ming.
Han Meng didn't pick it up for a while, but only asked, "What is this?"
The pill looked black, the size of a thumb, and it didn't smell like medicine.
"Poison, dare to eat it?" Han Yan saw that he didn't take it, so he simply put it on the table in front of him.
They all said that it was poison, didn't he go to the pole and die if he ate it? Han Meng didn't speak, his mouth was closed tightly, and his head was shaking.
Yun Xi sneered, reached out and took the pill, and turned to Han Yan and said, "Refined?"
Han Yan nodded: "I tried it twice, this is the final product." I've tried it and it works. ”
"Yes, there's no need to struggle to find a solution. Yun Xi said, and stuffed the pill into his mouth.
Han Yan couldn't stop it, and watched Yun Xi swallow the pill, and suddenly his face darkened, and he glared at Han Yan angrily: "Isn't this poison?
As he spoke, Han Meng jumped up, hurriedly touching his mobile phone, and prepared to dial 120.
As soon as Han Yan raised his hand, Han Yan's movements stopped, and he couldn't move, so he could only turn his neck stiffly, looking at Han Yan's eyes full of fear.
Damn, it's terrifying, is this still his brother? Or when was his brother replaced? Han Meng suddenly sounded the part of Han Yan who fell into the water before, and suddenly thought of the online novel he had glanced at a few times, his mind was opened, and he silently shed tears in his heart: Brother, brother is sorry for you, you were replaced and you didn't find out. The opponent is too strong, brother, I don't have the strength to fight back, maybe my brother will fold here today.
The pill went down to his stomach, and Yun Xi only felt a surge of air in his abdomen, and instantly rushed towards the limbs.
This medicine works too fast!
Don't care about how Han Yan scared his brother anymore, Yun Xi's figure flickered, and he had already left the living room and returned to his room.
On the other side, Han Yan saw that he was really scared of Han Ming, so he put away his joke, touched a myelin-washing pill that was still in his pocket, took it out and handed it to Han Ming, and said: "Teasing you, can the poison Yunxi eat so refreshingly? We have been preparing this thing for a long time, it is a myelin-washing pill, and we have eaten detoxification." Didn't I mean to give you benefits, take it. ”
Forced by Han Yan's obscenity, Han Miao trembled and took the Cleansing Pill, raised his head, closed his eyes, and opened his mouth, intending to have the tragedy of a strong man who would never return, as if he was really going to be fed poison. I thought: Damn, let's die, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will still be a good man after eighteen years, but it will be too late to avenge my brother.
"Wait!"
Han Meng opened his eyes, and said in his heart that if he wants to kill, he will have a good time, so that a blunt knife to cut the flesh is a tragedy, okay?
Han Yan saw that although his expression was sad and angry, his hostility was unabated, and he said in his heart that everything he said at this time was in vain. So he directly grabbed Han Ming's collar, came to Han Ming's room lightly, threw him into the bathtub, and then said, "Eat." ”。