Chapter 542: The Underwear Thief
"Hmm, Gao Yan, I got off work early. Tao Bao said casually.
Su Nuannuan immediately protested: "Tao Bao, why don't you ask me why I get off work so early?" Or do you have some unsavory adultery with Gao Yan?"
Syllable!
Gao Yan smashed a pillow on Su Nuannuan's face: "Shut up, nasty female anchor!"
Yun Xi was slightly surprised: "Nuan Nuan, are you still working as an anchor?
"The anchor's contract was signed before, for a period of one year, and it stipulated that he should broadcast at least 60 hours a month. If you break the contract, you have to pay millions. Sister Yunxi, if you pay me this liquidated damages, I won't be an anchor. ”
Yun Xi said lazily: "Do you want to be an anchor, it's my business?" Besides, with your warm posture, it is easy to find someone to pay this liquidated damages for you?"
Su Nuannuan immediately ran to Tao Bao: "Bao Qin..."
"No money. Tao Bao said very neatly.
"I know you don't have money, but your mother Murong Qingqing is rich... It hurts, it hurts. ”
Tao Bao pinched Su Nuannuan's ears: "Miss Su, how many times have I told you? My mother has only one, and that is Yang Shulan." ”
He let go of Su Nuannuan's ears and said lightly: "I won't use her money." ”
"That's right. Tao Bao suddenly remembered something: "Don't you have a very loyal local tyrant fan? I remember what man is called a self-pleasing moat, and I have always been your fan since you started broadcasting." Last time, I said that I would go back to China to see you, what happened to that?"
"Not much. I later refused to meet. Su Nuannuan immediately added: "I'm doing this for his good, it doesn't matter if you can't soak in the girl, don't lose your life." ”
"Rub, who's so brutal. You still have such a terrible brain-dead fan?" Tao Bao was shocked.
"Hey. Su Nuannuan sighed: "It's hard to say." By the way, do you have any arrangements for the evening? Let's go to KTV to sing?"
"Oh, I made an appointment with Sun Fan to go to play games online. Tao Bao said.
Xia Xue said, "I may have to go back to school." ”
"I can go. Yun Xi said.
Gao Yan also raised her hand and said, "I don't have anything to do, you can go." ”。
"Of course you have nothing to do, after all, you have been suspended for a week. ”
"Shut up. ”
Tao Bao glanced at Gao Yan and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"Hey, during the meeting, our bureau chief and the witch chattered endlessly, so I said casually: It's either the end of the year, or the husband is a junior. Then I was suspended. Gao Yan said unhappily: "What I said is the truth." Isn't it just a thief who didn't catch it, and as for training us for half an hour? We're not her punching bag. ”
Yun Xi sat on the sofa, eating potato chips, and said, "The thief you are talking about, could it be the underwear thief who recently committed a crime in the East China Sea?"
"Well, he specializes in stealing women's underwear, I guess our apartment will be targeted by him sooner or later. Huh?" Gao Yan suddenly turned her head to look at Tao Bao and said, "Tao Bao, that underwear thief can't be you?"
Tao Bao pointed to the drying rack in the courtyard with his hand, and a variety of underwear was being displayed in the wind: "Most of these beautiful women in the East China Sea are here." I need to run away and steal another woman's underwear at the risk?"
"Not necessarily. Su Nuannuan said: "When I went home during the Chinese New Year last year, my neighbor's child grabbed other children's Transformers toys, and his mother reprimanded him: I bought you a few hundred dollars of Transformers toys, why do you want to rob someone else's Transformers toys for a few dollars? He said, "I haven't played it." ”
"What you said seems to be reasonable. That's not right!" Tao Bao suddenly reacted: "I haven't played with the underwear of the women in this apartment!"
"I'm sure you didn't use your hands, but you must have played with our underwear with your eyes. Come to think of it, we're wearing the underwear you've played with....."
Smack
Two pillows flew directly over, respectively from Gao Yan and Yun Xi.
Tao Bao immediately dodged away, and the pillow hit Su Nuannuan's face with great precision.
Tao Bao said speechlessly: "You girl is just underbeaten." ”
was making a fuss, and Xia Qing came back.
"What's so hilarious?"
"Have you heard about the underwear thief?" Su Nuannuan said.
Xia Qing nodded: "Our company said at a meeting today, I heard that the main target of the suspect is a female white-collar worker. ”
Then, the suspect is Tao Bao. ”
Xia Qing: ......
Tao Bao pulled Su Nuannuan's ears again, and said angrily: "Su Nuannuan, aren't you shaking? If you don't get beaten or scolded, you feel uncomfortable, right?"
"Speaking of which, this girl is indeed a little excited and mentally abnormal today. Gao Yan said.
Xia Xue didn't speak, but nodded.
"Uh..." Tao Bao looked at Su Nuannuan, Su Nuannuan, who was still in high mood just now, suddenly looked like a wilted ball.
Tao Bao was even more curious: "Nuan Nuan, what's wrong with you?"
Su Nuannuan leaned on the sofa, and then said, "My sister is here in the East China Sea." ”
"Your older sister who works as a fitness trainer?"
"Hmm. ”
"And then?"
Su Nuannuan buried her face on the sofa: "You don't understand my sadness." ”
The crowd sweated profusely.
"If you don't say it, who knows what you're sad about. We don't know how to read minds. ”
Su Nuannuan was silent for a while, sat up, and then said again: "Forget it, it's nothing." ”
When everyone saw this, they could see what was hidden, so they didn't ask any more.
"Ahem, let's move on to the underwear thief. In short, in order to prevent trouble, everyone should not dry their underwear in the courtyard, so as not to become a target for thieves. Gao Yan said.
Xia Qing was speechless: "You put away your underwear that is hanging outside first!"
"Hehehe, okay. ”
Xia Qing ignored Gao Yan and walked directly to Tao Bao: "Mr. Tao, come here." ”
Tao Bao followed Xia Qing into her house with a puzzled expression.
Xia Qing closed the door, and then said, "Tao Bao, parents, and Tao Liuli are coming to the East China Sea." ”
"I know, I called them to come. ”
Xia Qing: ......
"You bastard, why don't you tell me about such an important matter?!" Xia Qing was furious.
"No, they came to the East China Sea to confess to the Gong family. ”
"That's it. Xia Qing's mood calmed down, but then she remembered something, and became indignant: "It's okay if my parents come, I want to come for Mao Tao Liuli! Isn't she a housegirl? The housegirl should look like a housemaid, and stay at home for me!"
Tao Bao sweated slightly, but did not squeak.
Among Tao Bao's QQ friends, there is a netizen named the attending physician of the German Department of Orthopedics.
She is actually the trumpet of Tao Liuli, and it can also be said that she is controlled by blackened glass.
This account often publishes some explicit statements.
For example, just an hour ago, the attending physician of the German orthopedic department issued a new statement: I am going to see my dear, I am so excited, my dear is so powerful, I don't know if a box of Durex is enough.
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