Chapter 109: The Problem of Pressing the Bottom of the Box

There were seven people sitting in a row in the back who came to listen to the class, among which the chairman of the board, as well as the head of the grade, Tang Long and Qian Qian, he knew, and another middle-aged man with a very characteristic Mediterranean image teacher, Su Ye did not know.

What is more conspicuous is that there are two empty seats next to it.

Su Ye acted like he couldn't help but worry about the school at this time, look, the students were not late for the open class, but the teacher who was listening to the class was late, and he also saw Qian Qian's strange face and gave him a look.

Sun Lu went to his seat and sat down. Su Ye replied to Qian Qian with a reassuring look.

Start the class.

"So let's recall what we talked about in the last lesson, in the last lesson we talked about the structure of the sun and its influence on the earth, first of all, we review that the sun is from the inside to the outside, which is the photosphere, chromosphere, and corona, and solar activity affects the ionosphere and the magnetic field......"

Su Ye lowered his head, secretly rejoicing in his heart, sure enough, I have a book in the world, and yesterday he was discussing with his classmates all day about how to cheat in open classes, so he turned the page casually, and then basically read it.

"Now let's ask, what is the sign of solar activity?" Su Ye raised his head, and the student who wanted to raise his hand answered, but was surprised to find that not only did not a student raise his hand, but not only that, but there was also an extremely solemn atmosphere in the classroom.

Obviously, the rehearsal was done yesterday, why did the chain drop at a critical time.

"Teacher ......"

A weak voice sounded in the quiet classroom, and Su Ye raised his eyes and smiled. Coughing twice to ease the embarrassment, he immediately said: "Student Lin Guozheng, remember to raise your hand next time you answer a question, so now you can answer what is the sign of solar activity." ”

"That Teacher You, it wasn't the class bell that rang just now, it was the end of class......

In a word, the eyes of You He, who made Su Ye's interpretation, widen like a light bulb, and his head turned to Pei Xinyu for an answer.

Pei Xinyu, Zhao Ze and Qian Qian all gave a very accurate answer. Su Ye petrified.

At this time, the middle-aged man from the Mediterranean who was sitting in the back spoke: "The new trainee teacher You He. I heard before that you are very good at teaching students, and you can make a few naughty students get lost in one day.

"Look at how you teach your students. Skipping class with students? Or how can you be a little bit of a teacher now. Didn't take a good lead at all. ”

Su Ye really doesn't look like a teacher now. His hair was messy and he was scarred on his face, but he actually looked fine. The key is the outfit. Dressed in a white suit, now gray, and still wrinkled, if it weren't for the appearance of such a long-haired handsome guy, just by dressing it really like a bum.

"It's very complicated. Su Ye felt that it was necessary to explain.

Sun Lu, who was sitting below, felt a tightness in his heart.

"It was probably when I was on my way to school that I saw a thief snatching Sun Lu's wallet. Su Ye held the lecture with one hand, and then directly showed an aerial Thomas spin in front of everyone, and jumped to the front of the lecture: "A person with five good qualities like me, naturally I am brave enough to draw a knife to help, so I started a fierce chase with the thief, and finally I, the trainee teacher of the fifth class of the second grade, You He, finally snatched the wallet back." ”

Su Ye said that he was still doing movements, jumping and jumping among the teachers, a little funny.

"Sun Lu is not like this. Su Ye asked loudly.

"Ahh Hearing this, Sun Lu was stunned, looking at Su Ye's gaze full of disbelief, she couldn't understand why she would help her cover it up, and the words in her mouth began to be bumpy, but it was smooth when she said it, and then she was so pitiful that a few tears dripped out.

Sun Lu was originally an image of a well-behaved student at school, so her words were even more convincing, coupled with the appearance of this pear blossom with rain, which made people pity.

"Teacher You helped Teacher Qian Qian recover her wallet before, and now she has helped the student recover her wallet from the robbers. The chairman said: "Teacher You He is really warm-hearted." ”

The chairman said this to express his belief in this set of rhetoric, coupled with the example of Qian Qian in front, the other teachers who listened to the song not only nodded, but they didn't expect that You He, who seemed to be a hanger, was still such a righteous and courageous person.

"Arriving late makes sense, and there is another thing, maybe you don't know me yet, Mr. You, I'm the school's director of discipline, but I'm also a second-grade geography teacher, if I'm not mistaken, what you just said is the content of the first year of high school,"

The middle-aged man in the Mediterranean is the director of discipline who has gathered notoriety at the University of St. Lu, and the late incident has been revealed, to use another matter.

"Huh?" Su Ye's neck twisted stiffly and took a look.

There are three textbooks in the lecture, Qian Qian was very thoughtful to borrow three textbooks from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, but there is no doubt that this thoughtfulness is harmful, when he gave the lecture just now, it was the top one he drawn, and it was really a textbook for the first year of high school.

"Here's the thing, every time I go to class, I make a little joke with my classmates. Su Ye's eyes widened, and his tone was full of threat: "Classmates, do you say yes?" ”

"Yes, Mr. You likes to joke the most. ”

"It's the norm. ”

"Last time, too. ”

……

The students felt the strong "love" in the words and nodded their heads.

"Although we are a private high school, we are more demanding of our teachers than our students. The director of discipline is still holding on, and he has to teach a lesson or two.

As far as Su Ye's current interpretation of You He, this kind of funny character, may he stand and be scolded and not return the favor?

The answer is no.

"Director of Discipline, you just said that you are also a geography teacher, right, then Director of Discipline, your geography is very good? Su Ye suddenly asked, and at the same time, a very perverted question was brewing in his mind.

"It's definitely top notch at St. Lou's University. "The Director of Discipline is very confident.

"Then I have a geography-related topic here for the instructor. ”

The Director of Discipline is not stupid. Naturally, he knew that this was a counterattack, and there was a little more jealousy in his eyes: "You ask." ”

"There was a bear that fell into a trap 19.617 meters deep, and the bear fell for exactly two seconds......"

"This kind of junior high school level math problem, dare to take it out to test people?" the director of discipline directly interrupted Su Ye's words.

Whether it is the size of the bear or the speed of its fall, the former is still slightly difficult, while the latter is just like what the director of discipline said, Cheng dΓΉ in junior high school.

Su Ye said with a smile: "Director of Discipline, you can listen to the topic before making a conclusion." ”

The Director of Discipline put down the pen and paper in his hand. Unimpressed. I feel a little funny about the attitude that I took seriously before.

"This bear is most likely to ...... There are five options to choose from: A white, B brown, C black, D black brown, E gray. ”

The words are finished. The entire fifth-class classroom fell silent. Apparently by this question. "Shocked".

After a long time, the director of discipline came back to his senses and sneered: "What the hell is this?" It's just nonsense. ”

Everyone among the teachers thought so, and Lin Guozheng used a book to cover his face, as if he didn't want to see Su Ye embarrassed.

Not only in the plot, but also in the testing room.

It's already a crash drama, but Su Ye stubbornly relied on his subconscious to turn the big crash drama into a small crash drama, and it is obvious that the plot of this confrontation with the director of discipline is not in the original script.

And the question raised by Su Ye is completely self-exerted.

"What is this, what does it have to do with the color when the bear falls into a trap. Xu Shanyuan's face was full of doubts: "There is no way to answer such a question." ”

Wang Yuan, a plot template artist, analyzed from another angle: "According to You He's unreliable character, it is completely reasonable to ask this kind of unreliable question, and then all kinds of scoundrels rely on this matter, which is also quite joyful." ”

Such an analysis is indeed quite reasonable, but the wisdom of the scholars on the earth is not something that ordinary people can speculate.

I saw Su Ye's confident face, and said: "Who said it is nonsense, is it that in your logic, director of discipline, you can't do the topic, it's nonsense?"

"Even if you can make some sense of this kind of topic, what does it have to do with geography? The Director of Discipline asked.

"Of course, the topic I came up with has something to do with the knowledge of the earth. Su Ye's words were categorical, but there were almost no people in the class who believed it.

"Brother Pei, do you have any truth in this question? ”

"What's the truth, have you not seen the logic of You He's gods, I guess the whole class will be speechless when you say this logic in the end. ”

Pei Xinyu and Zhao Ze whispered.

"Well, guys, I'll start announcing the answer now. Su Ye said: "First of all, according to the depth of the trap and the speed of falling, the local gravitational acceleration g=9.8085 can be calculated, and there is no problem with this." ”

"From this number, you can tell that the latitude where the trap is located is about 44 degrees, and elementary school students know that there are no bears in the southern hemisphere, so it is 44 degrees north latitude. ”

"Secondly, to be able to design a ground trap for bears, it must be a terrestrial bear, and most of the terrestrial bears have poor eyesight and are difficult to distinguish traps, so they are easy to fall into the trap; ”

"Since the trap is 19.617 meters deep, the soil must be the impact parent material, so that it is easy to excavate. Although brown bears have geographical distribution, they are mostly high-altitude areas, and they are fierce, the risk factor of hunting is large, and the value is not as high as that of black bears, and the general bear paws and bear bile are taken from black bears. ”

"The geographical distribution of black bears does not coincide with that of brown bears, so based on the above analysis, it is most likely that it is a black bear that fell into the trap, so I chose answer C, thank you. ”

The class was silent...... (To be continued......)

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