Chapter 292: Damn Love, Finally Get Out
Mica's angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "Why are you so excited? Why, are you sober?"
"I've woken up a long time ago. ”
"What about the puppy? I was still delirious when I answered the phone just now. ”
Yunxi: ......
Facing the second mother, the queen didn't know where to complain.
"I've been in Syracuse, what's going on?" Yun Xi asked again.
"You were born in Syracuse, and maybe there is still a file of your birth in the Syracuse Maternal and Child Health Hospital. Mica then recounted the experience of graduating that year and being assigned to Syracuse.
"That's it, it's only been a few years, but Syracuse is also our second home. Oh yes. Mica remembered something, and said, "Is Tao Bao Yu Shuang's boyfriend?"
"Why do you say that?"
"You said that Tao Bao is your best friend's boyfriend. Your best friend, is there anyone else besides Yu Shuang?"
"Uh, okay. And then what?"
"Nothing. That is, when we were chatting with Tao Bao just now, we suddenly remembered something. ”
"What's the matter?"
"You and Tao Bao are also childhood sweethearts. ”
"Nani?!What's going on?"
"Tao Bao's father, Tao Qingshan, and your father are colleagues, and you also went on Tao Bao's first birthday. ”
Yunxi: ......
Mica suddenly sighed and said, "Fate is really wonderful, it would be nice if Tao Bao dated you." However, snatching a friend's boyfriend, this kind of behavior is very despicable and despicable. Forget it. ”
Yun Xi was silent for a while before he said, "Mom, you called so late just to talk about this?"
"Ah, I almost forgot. Your brother has been caught soliciting prostitution, and you go and bring him back. ”
Yunxi: ......
"Again?!How many times is this bastard going to be caught?!" Yun Xi was very frenzy: "Don't stop me, I have to cut his Dingding!"
Mica was startled: "Yunxi, you, you, don't be impulsive." We are counting on your brother to renew the incense for our house. ”
"I can help you renew the incense without him. ”
"Forget it. Your mother-in-law certainly doesn't want to. All in all, you go to the Public Security Bureau and bring him back. Boys, it's normal to be restless and youthful. ”
"What a normal fart, how can you be caught four or five times a month by the anti-pornography team!"
"Hehehe, all in all, Yunge will ask you. ”
"Wait, wait. Why don't you go?"
"Alas, Yunxi, your father and I raised you with hard work, can't you share some of it for us? We are both forty or fifty years old, in the middle of the night, can you bear to let us run outside? We ......"
"Okay, I got it. ”
"Hehe, this is my good daughter. Then one last time, Yun Ge will ask you. ”
After speaking, without waiting for Yun Xi to speak, Mica hung up the phone fluently.
Yun Xi's expression was a little crazy.
It took a moment for her to calm down.
She opened the door and walked out.
The lights in the downstairs living room are still on.
"Huh, who's not sleeping at such a late hour?"
Yun Xi walked downstairs and saw Tao Bao and Xia Qing.
"Tao Bao, are you back?" Yun Xi yawned and said with a lazy expression.
"Well, just came back. Uncles and aunts, already settled. Tao Bao said.
Yun Xi nodded: "That's right." You go out with me. ”
"So late?"
"Of course you have to go later to open the room. Yun Xi said.
Tao Bao sweated profusely, looked at Xia Qing reflexively and said, "Hehehe, Sister Yunxi is joking." ”
Yun Xi frowned slightly: "Why do you want to explain to Qingqing?"
"This, this......" Tao Bao was messy, his mind was blank, and he didn't know how to explain it.
Instead, Xia Qing stood up and said with a smile: "That's it, there's no need to explain it to me, the two of us have nothing to do with each other." Although my mother let you sleep in my room last night in Pinghe, please don't get me wrong......"
Tao Bao collapsed even more.
"Xia Qing, don't add fuel to the fire anymore!"
"Hmm, why do you say that? You don't think Sister Yun Xi cares a lot about where you sleep and who you sleep with?"
I don't know why, Tao Bao suddenly had a feeling of being in the Shura field.
"Could it be that Sister Yun Xi and Xia Qing already know each other's identities?"
Tao Bao thought about it and denied it.
"That, Sister Yunxi, let's go out?" After collecting his emotions, Tao Bao hurriedly said.
Yun Xi nodded, she glanced at Xia Qing, and said, "Qingqing, go to sleep quickly, it's not good for women to stay up late." ”
Xia Qing smiled: "Roger." ”
Brother Bao looked confused.
The Shura field is suddenly gone, and his ex-wife and ex-girlfriend seem to get along very well.
"Ah, a woman's heart, it's really hard to understand!"
Subsequently, Tao Bao and Yun Xi left the villa together.
"That, Sister Yunxi, what's the matter?" Tao Bao asked again.
"Yun Ge, that kid was arrested by the anti-pornography team again. After Yun Xi finished speaking, he said lightly: "If my boyfriend dares to go to Miss, I will crush his balls in minutes." ”
Tao Bao suddenly felt a cool breeze pass through his crotch.
"Hey. Yun Xi sighed and said, "It's a pity, he is my younger brother, his parents are still there, and I, the sister, do not have the right to sanction, otherwise, that bastard would have been a eunuch a long time ago." ”
"Hehehe. Brother Bao smiled awkwardly and didn't squeak.
Speaking of which, I have been back to China for more than a month, and I have been in the bureau several times for soliciting prostitution.
The car is still Su Nuannuan's QQ car, and Yunxi has not bought a car because he is not in the East China Sea all year round.
Tao Bao was driving, and Yun Xi was sitting in the passenger seat.
Neither of them spoke much along the way.
"Tao Bao, are you afraid of me?" Yun Xi said suddenly.
"Don't be afraid, why be afraid?" Tao Bao smiled: "If you really fight, Sister Yunxi may not be my opponent." ”
Yun Xi rolled his eyes: "You really dare to say it." On this planet, the person who can defeat me has not yet been born. ”
Tao Bao smiled and didn't say anything.
"Actually, you know what? After breaking up with you, my quality of life has improved a lot and my mood has improved. Yun Xi said again.
"Hehehe, that's good, that's good. Tao Bao's expression was embarrassed.
Sister Yunxi, don't say this kind of thing so bluntly.
How hurtful it is.
Yun Xi turned his head to look out the car window, and said lightly: "Because I don't have to change myself in order to cater to you." I have never been a good woman, neither virtuous nor gentle. Black belly, small heart and eyes, violent maniac, and a tendency to tremble. By the way, I hate cooking the most. In the year I've been dating you, I've been pushing myself, and I'm so tired. So, when we broke up, I felt like I was relieved, and I was relieved. Ah, damn love, finally fuck off. That's how I felt. ”
Tao Bao smiled slightly bitterly: "Speechless." ”
Yun Xi turned his head to look at Tao Bao, and said, "Actually, when you broke up, you were also relieved?" Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.